The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[kcole4001]

9 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

Land over the top of the car and press Right on the D-Pad and the car is magnetised to the magnet. It does not rock or move around. Give it the normal upgrades like Engine and Countermeasures. Hell even throw on some Homing Missiles while we are at it for defence and I would but it.

Three million. Three point five fully upgraded.

Sold!

Where do I get one?

Warstock...warstock...wartock?

 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

ermmmmm Im pretty sure I shot at him first????!!!

 

[RyuNova]

@kcole4001

 

I know right? But we wont get it because that would make I/E even easier and I personally think that R* regrets making I/E because its so easy to make money. Thats why we have never seen a I/E x2 event since people made insane amounts of legit money during the last one.

[Arrows to Athens]

Some asshat in a Buzzard decides to fire missiles at my Cuban 800 during a crate sale, killing me and destroying my cargo in the process. The little f*cker gets karma on ground, then leaves after getting decimated 15 times.

 

 

Yeah, that's right. You better leave. What a loser.

[KD142000]

2 hours ago, B7R said:

Why they couldn't give us the Skylift in free-roam is beyond me. They give us a cargobob with a tiny hook but won't allow the Skylift to function outside of scripted missions. Probably the same reason the JB700 doesn't have functioning weapons outside a Single player scripted mission. 

 

Skylift although slow, would make hooking onto cars a lot more easier. I'd get one just for import / export if I could but nah, Rockstar too busy pooping out the next meme mobile and pushing shark card advertisements to players who want nothing to do with it period.  

R* missed their chance way back when Smugglers Run was added. At that point, it would have made sense to add it to the game. I think the Skylift is a lot cooler than the Cargobob, even if it is slower (not sure how much slower, but I think it is slower).

But nah...broomstick...woohoo...

2 hours ago, B7R said:

Rockstar? Do you fix bro? 

 

Any other game would have sh*t like this fixed pronto. 

Seriously the bugs and glitches that are still in this game years later are astonishing but no they somehow declared Money glitches more important to deal with and we probably know exactly why they go after them more than issues like the one stated above. 

 

Sometimes I genuinely think R* WANTS people to hate this game...would let them drop the thing and release something better.

R* couldn't fix something even if somebody did it for them...To think these guys made GTA San Andreas years ago but can't even pull off a simple bug fix.

Greed got the better of them and the little kiddies just gave them their parent's wallet.

 

[KD142000]

How R* SHOULD introduce themselves during gaming conventions...

 

How R* SHOULD respond to bullsh*t game mechanics...

 

How R* SHOULD tell us their motivation for making GTAO the way it is...

[Dr.Rosenthal]

Why can't players who suck just admit that they suck and stay away? A few hours ago some sad sack of peas tried messing with me. Used a Deluxo, went off the radar etc. Got killed by me. Of course he started sending me messages saying how much of a pussy I am (he was the one going in and out of passive, he was the one using the Deluxo, he was the one going off radar - I didn't do any of that sh*t). And then he started saying how bad I am at the game, even though I was in the lead. He said that my "gun game" was bad, and then he came at me using pretty much only rockets in close battle, which I never do (I used my trusted MG here). And like I said, I had a pretty good lead over him during the whole time.

I'll give him the credit for taking me out once with the Akula while I was on foot and also those two times he hit me with splash damage from rockets during ground battle.

 

I don't understand how you can first say that someone is a "pussy for using that"/"noob for using that", and then go on and use it relentlessly yourself, and lose on top of that. Well, whatever. B&M out.

[TheFroggmann]

6 hours ago, KSI_IS_STUPID_ said:

ermmmmm Im pretty sure I shot at him first????!!!

 

Stromboli can tank 4 missile hits before blowing on the 5th. That's why it makes a good flyswatter. You got him but not with enough firepower. 

[IceDree]

 

This idiot went out of her away to crash into my parked Windsor

[Rafae]

14 minutes ago, IceDree said:

 

This idiot went out of her away to crash into my parked Windsor

 

And now look what happened to the bitch

 

[IceDree]

30 minutes ago, Rafae said:

 

And now look what happened to the bitch

 

Ha! She had it coming

[RyuNova]

3 hours ago, IceDree said:

This idiot went out of her away to crash into my parked Windsor

 

I would set her body on fire as well....

[BlackMilk]

Unable to get my Pegasus Hydra from the Sandy Shores airstrip today. Tried calling it in THREE times while in town (used to be a working, safe distance for said spawn) but three times I got a call back from them when nearing the strip saying that they couldn't deliver. Are you kidding me?

 

There's millions of spots all over the damn map where there's space for a Hydra. Or any helicopter. And quite a lot for planes that don't need long runways, too. Why are the possible spawns so freaking limited? How about giving players the option to take a chance and let a "smart" system spawn that **** closer to them, at the cost of possibly getting it stuck in a silly spot? I'd go for that. Any day of the week.

 

Also, why is the Vigilante never on sale when I check? Everything else seems to be going on sale half a dozen times. But never that car. And I'm willing to bet that if I buy it full price now, it'll be 30% off next week.

[RyuNova]

12 minutes ago, BlackMilk said:

Unable to get my Pegasus Hydra from the Sandy Shores airstrip today. Tried calling it in THREE times while in town (used to be a working, safe distance for said spawn) but three times I got a call back from them when nearing the strip saying that they couldn't deliver. Are you kidding me?

 

There's millions of spots all over the damn map where there's space for a Hydra. Or any helicopter. And quite a lot for planes that don't need long runways, too. Why are the possible spawns so freaking limited? How about giving players the option to take a chance and let a "smart" system spawn that **** closer to them, at the cost of possibly getting it stuck in a silly spot? I'd go for that. Any day of the week.

 

Also, why is the Vigilante never on sale when I check? Everything else seems to be going on sale half a dozen times. But never that car. And I'm willing to bet that if I buy it full price now, it'll be 30% off next week.

 

Also why when I paid hard cash for a Hanger does it spawn my Helicopter a mile away? Yes,its better than Pegasus but not one and half million better. I want my chopper at my feet.

[Sentinel Driver]

The stale and boring event weeks do nothing to keep players interested in this sh*tty game

everything decent has been dripfed from after hours and it couldn't salvage this miserable sh*t. The strikeforce managed to be nothing but an underpowered disappointment and the terrorbyte makes players wonder out loud why the f*ck not allow us BUY SUPPLIES OR EVEN CHECK SUPPLY LEVELS BEFORE LAUNCHING f*ckING RESUPPLY MISSIONS

this game is stale and will stay that way unless c* seriously focuses on making interesting event weeks but that's not gonna happen because RDR 2 is launching

the only hope is the december update. It better be good instead of a mix and match of recycled and dripfed content like after hours

[Xiled]

3 hours ago, RyuNova said:

 

Also why when I paid hard cash for a Hanger does it spawn my Helicopter a mile away? Yes,its better than Pegasus but not one and half million better. I want my chopper at my feet.

Rockstar tied the airport and fort zancudo personal aircraft to which hanger you own... So if you own fort zancudo, none can spawn in the airport which is really stupid. Like come on should have had at least 1 spawn point inside the airport.

Edited August 28, 2018 by Xiled

[kcole4001]

OK, why is there not another way to alter your license plates?

I don't own a cel phone  (SHOCK, GASP, WTF??)

I hate the fuxing things and won't ever own one, and have no need of it or another useless monthly bill, and don't buy into the ssame rampant consumerism that insists that you 'need to upgrade your device' all the time because the new one has so many great new features (that no one will ever use) but really because of corporate greed.

So there's no way I can customize my license plates?

[Angry Akula]

Called my jetsam bob so I can pick up the contender and throw it in the ocean where it belongs. Hook won't deploy. Call army bob, same result. FU C*

[J-Scott-D]

1 hour ago, kcole4001 said:

OK, why is there not another way to alter your license plates?

I don't own a cel phone  (SHOCK, GASP, WTF??)

I hate the fuxing things and won't ever own one, and have no need of it or another useless monthly bill, and don't buy into the ssame rampant consumerism that insists that you 'need to upgrade your device' all the time because the new one has so many great new features (that no one will ever use) but really because of corporate greed.

So there's no way I can customize my license plates?

Maybe give a trusted friend with a cell phone access to your SC account and have him/her help you with it. 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

12 hours ago, TheFroggmann said:

Stromboli can tank 4 missile hits before blowing on the 5th. That's why it makes a good flyswatter. You got him but not with enough firepower. 

oh sh*t no wonder I didnt even notice he was driving the stromberg I will keep an eye on what people are driving for future references lol

[BlackMilk]

1 hour ago, kcole4001 said:

OK, why is there not another way to alter your license plates?

I don't own a cel phone  (SHOCK, GASP, WTF??)

I hate the fuxing things and won't ever own one, and have no need of it or another useless monthly bill, and don't buy into the ssame rampant consumerism that insists that you 'need to upgrade your device' all the time because the new one has so many great new features (that no one will ever use) but really because of corporate greed.

So there's no way I can customize my license plates?

Don't wanna argue about something to subjective that you feel strongly about, but there's a difference between a regular cell phone (which is what I still use) and the all popular, every-breathing-creature-has-one-nowadays smart phone. The former is handy in case of emergency, the latter is just a luxury.

 

Anyway, I do believe there's a programme for Windows that lets you install and use what would otherwise just be smart phone apps. So I'm fairly certain you can download iFruit for that without buying a handheld vanity computer.

EDIT: I think the programme was called BlueStacks or something. Not sure, too lazy to google. But check it out!

Edited August 28, 2018 by BlackMilk

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

17 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Some asshat in a Buzzard decides to fire missiles at my Cuban 800 during a crate sale, killing me and destroying my cargo in the process. The little f*cker gets karma on ground, then leaves after getting decimated 15 times.

 

 

Yeah, that's right. You better leave. What a loser.

f*ck yes mate he got what he deserved, what a c*nt people like that are dogsh*t dude.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

so this f*cking troll was 1st place in a race before this one until I overtook him and won the race, so he decides to have the nerve to troll me and be a total douchebag f*cking cant stand people like this, then eventually halfway of the race he leaves because he sucks ass, its getting out of hand..

 

Edited August 28, 2018 by KSI_IS_STUPID_

[Arrows to Athens]

7 minutes ago, KSI_IS_STUPID_ said:

so this f*cking troll was 1st place in a race before this one until I overtook him and won the race, so he decides to have the nerve to troll me and be a total douchebag f*cking cant stand people like this, then eventually halfway of the race he leaves because he sucks ass, its getting out of hand..

 

I think he was AFC, dude. I hate people who do that. If you're not gonna race, or you're busy, then leave. I'm tired of rear ending others at the start of a race because they happened to be not playing.

[KingpinRCR]

Sell nightclub cocaine stock, no money received.  I go back to the nightclub and the stock is still there.  I sell it again, no money received and stock is still there.  I try to sell the complete nightclub stock, again, no money received, but this time the complete stock has vanished.  Great game you got there r*!

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

11 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I think he was AFC, dude. I hate people who do that. If you're not gonna race, or you're busy, then leave. I'm tired of rear ending others at the start of a race because they happened to be not playing.

dude tell me about it, this is why in most cases I prefer non contact but this c*nt got butthurt I beat him in the previous race f*cking asshole I despise people like this maaaaaann!!

he probably went AFK because he was jerking off to porn..

4 minutes ago, KingpinRCR said:

Sell nightclub cocaine stock, no money received.  I go back to the nightclub and the stock is still there.  I sell it again, no money received and stock is still there.  I try to sell the complete nightclub stock, again, no money received, but this time the complete stock has vanished.  Great game you got there r*!

dayum rockstar definitely dont want you to grind they are taking your money dudeeee!

they are hypnotising you to buy shark cards beware extreme caution!

[CrysisAverted]

This bullsh*t

People downvoting legitimate grievances because

hurr you have to add metal plates, nope the description says it has sniper-proof glass when you buy it

hurr R* didn't promise anything, see below pic

hurr where was it promised the windows were bulletproof, see below pic

 

[Shadowfennekin]

9 hours ago, BlackMilk said:

 

 

Also, why is the Vigilante never on sale when I check? Everything else seems to be going on sale half a dozen times. But never that car. And I'm willing to bet that if I buy it full price now, it'll be 30% off next week.

That's how I feel about a lot of things.... things I refuse to buy until a sale lol

That is why now whenever a vehicle I don't have goes on sale, I buy it. Only exception is Bombushkov cause that is a waste of money, and also space considering they keep adding non-Pegasus aircraft but not giving us more Hangar space

Edited August 28, 2018 by Shadowfennekin

[kcole4001]

2 hours ago, BlackMilk said:

......

EDIT: I think the programme was called BlueStacks or something. Not sure, too lazy to google. But check it out!

Awesome, thanks!

 

I could have tried to use my wife's phone, but no, too much work and I don't want to add stuff to hers without knowing it won't mess her up.

She's not that technically adept, I know nothing about using these things, and have zero interest in learning.

[EkaSwede]

37 minutes ago, CrysisAverted said:

This bullsh*t

People downvoting legitimate grievances because

hurr you have to add metal plates, nope the description says it has sniper-proof glass when you buy it

hurr R* didn't promise anything, see below pic

hurr where was it promised the windows were bulletproof, see below pic

 

 

Here's the thing, though: The people frequenting that mess of a "support site" are a special kind of stupid. The annoying part is that they try to sound smart about it when they are busy dick riding Rockstar through thick and thin. Let's not even BEGIN when they start taking an OP's social club stats to counter their complaint with the "Erpadurr, you're stats don't look right, you must be cheetah you deserve ban for no reason" or "Your sold car stats is higher than me, that means you're a duper! Case closed!" because they don't know the concept of Sandking XL farming or selling a car you bought.

 

Bunch of pseudo-intellectual, bottom-of-the-barrel, third rate detectives.

Edited August 28, 2018 by EkaSwede