The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[SeventyRanger42]

I'm pretty much f*cking tired of the usual grinding because it's basically a second job from real life, so you know what I do?

I go into Playlists, create a f*ck ton of racing, parachuting and mission playlists and play them alone so that I grind and at the same time I have fun without some noob or tryhard blowing me up or busting my balls

You know fun right? That thing that was taken from us since Finance and Felony or Import/Export or Gunrunning or whatever the f*ck it was?

 

Remember those simple times when GTA 5 wasn´t released so you just waited by playing GTA IV with friends in a GTA Race in Star Junction where everybody would spawn with cars and then blast each other with SMG's getting killed and getting their cars blown up so that they would spawn with Faggios and you could run them over so then they´d get a bus and ram everybody off the road?

Edited April 29, 2020 by SeventyRanger42
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[Halal Cyborg]

I was grinding my mission playlist solo and realised I’d left one in that needed 2 people...invited hoping to get a random...3 people joined from the same crew...they then blew up my vehicle and somehow blew me up...speechless

[Arrows to Athens]

I just don't have any desire to boot this game up again, like, at all. Those new Gerald missions only helped with killing that desire. 

 

Dumbstar are really good at reminding you of all the reasons as to why this game is garb. 

[hyperar]

The year is 2020, the entire world is in lockdown for over a month... some people are still unable to finish the f*cking Flecca Bank hacking mini-game... yes, really. I guess i'll never be able to do the criminal mastermind challenge, not in PS3, nor PS4 nor PC.

How the f*ck can you take over 10 minutes and not even then manage to do it.

[Arrows to Athens]

24 minutes ago, hyperar said:

The year is 2020, the entire world is in lockdown for over a month... some people are still unable to finish the f*cking Flecca Bank hacking mini-game... yes, really. I guess i'll never be able to do the criminal mastermind challenge, not in PS3, nor PS4 nor PC.

How the f*ck can you take over 10 minutes and not even then manage to do it.

I had a rank 130+ dressed in tryhard attire struggle to even hack the computer in Los Santos Connection. He had me do it instead. Only took me 30 seconds.

 

Dear lord. This is what happens when you spend more time EWOing in free roam.

[Ronrollin9434]

On 4/25/2020 at 9:39 AM, Pedriko said:

Why, WHY people wants to play open wheel races with contact active? It's the worst! The players tatics is just knock you off the race, without even trying to be faster! And yet people still cry if you don't put standart race!

 

Most people don't have a chance winning in Open Wheel without ramming. It's a handicap feature that every tried-and-true noob will use, without failure. Rockstar is equally as toxic allowing it. Or not putting in place common sense measures. Such as ghosting the first 30 seconds of an Open Wheel race. Let those who know how to turn out of the first two turns get ahead without routinely succumbing the brainless morons ramming at the first turn, then having to claw their way back. It gets old. Rockstar is toxic for putting contact as default. In fact, lobby should be able to vote whether we do contact or not... since host is usually sleeping or jerking off and not paying attention to the lobby settings.

[-Silence*]

3 hours ago, hyperar said:

The year is 2020, the entire world is in lockdown for over a month... some people are still unable to finish the f*cking Flecca Bank hacking mini-game... yes, really. I guess i'll never be able to do the criminal mastermind challenge, not in PS3, nor PS4 nor PC.

How the f*ck can you take over 10 minutes and not even then manage to do it.

 

People still can't land the Titan without destroying it as I found out today.... Three times ina row. With three different "pilots" each time. 

[Xiled]

1 hour ago, -Silence* said:

 

People still can't land the Titan without destroying it as I found out today.... Three times ina row. With three different "pilots" each time. 

Yet there is a flight school lesson to land the titan that got hit by lightning and you have to glide to safety with half your engines.  The other one is landing a Miljet with no engines.  But not being able to land a plane with engines? Why are they doing a flying mission? lol

 

Edited April 30, 2020 by Xiled

[SlammerRPM]

18 hours ago, VictorVance1239 said:

I truly dislike that rockstar never bothered to add more sports to the game. The Basketball court just sitting there being wasted, track arena, soccer field, baseball field, basketball courts, and if I'm not mistaken, there's a boxing ring some where too in the game. All being wasted. 

 

They don't even have any fun with the snow. The snow comes and it's always very little of it just sitting there. Can't even build a snowman. Imagine being able to build a snowman trap that has a bomb hidden in side to explode when other players get close to it. No Ice either. It would only make missions that much more challenging if there were ice patches on the ground in certain places making it harder to drive and run around.

 

Add more snow and have stuff like snowboarding events, skiing. GTA 5's map has a ton of hills just waiting to be used for stuff like that. but nah. They'd rather just keep adding more flying vehicles... 

At the North end of the map there's a soccer ball hidden in a drain culvert that runs under the highway, to the beach. It's just a little West of the hippy camp. you can push it down the culvert to the beach and kick it around.

 

And my B&M as usual is the stupid shower. Swimsuits and no water. W.T.F.? 

Just add some strategically placed soap bubbles. For cryin out loud.

Edited April 30, 2020 by SlammerRPM
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[Arrows to Athens]

Nah, we don’t want to stop being so restrictive and give you more options and freedom. 
 

Meanwhile, here are 30 new adversary modes that no one asked for and will ever play unless they’re triple pay. 
 

Thanks, F*ckstar!  

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

23 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Nah, we don’t want to stop being so restrictive and give you more options and freedom. 
 

Meanwhile, here are 30 new adversary modes that no one asked for and will ever play unless they’re triple pay. 
 

Thanks, F*ckstar!  

It's actually been quite some time since we got a new adversary mode. I wish they put all variants of each adv mode into their little sub categories.

[RyuNova]

Why bother giving us discounts on anything when the Op MkI and II and the Deluxo make anything else redundant? Anything else is just a waste of money even in PvE.

[Dr.Rosenthal]

18 hours ago, SeventyRanger42 said:

I'm pretty much f*cking tired of the usual grinding because it's basically a second job from real life, so you know what I do?

I go into Playlists, create a f*ck ton of racing, parachuting and mission playlists and play them alone so that I grind and at the same time I have fun without some noob or tryhard blowing me up or busting my balls

You know fun right? That thing that was taken from us since Finance and Felony or Import/Export or Gunrunning or whatever the f*ck it was?

 

Remember those simple times when GTA 5 wasn´t released so you just waited by playing GTA IV with friends in a GTA Race in Star Junction where everybody would spawn with cars and then blast each other with SMG's getting killed and getting their cars blown up so that they would spawn with Faggios and you could run them over so then they´d get a bus and ram everybody off the road?

That’s a great idea. I’ve always enjoyed all kinds of free mode work as it’s seamless and nice with friends, but sometimes the grind just gets to me. I usually try and get my friends to do a DM/TDM playlist with me, but some people seem to shy away from PvP as if it’s cancer.

 

But anyway, yeah, sometimes it’s easy to forget how much content there actually is in this game. I’ve also thought about kickstarting my old tennis career again, and I sometimes just gamble in the casino or play the arcade machines for fun.

 

I love parachuting though so that’s on my list as well!

[TheFroggmann]

14 hours ago, -Silence* said:

 

People still can't land the Titan without destroying it as I found out today.... Three times ina row. With three different "pilots" each time. 

 

Yea pretty amazing the people that won't put in the time to fly that thing. Personally, back when I was a noob I played this mission over and over just to learn how to fly and land that thing so I wouldn't fail the mission for others. 

 

Even when I get a little "happy" with explosives I can even get the thing back with 2 of the engines smoking/on fire. 

 

 

 

Not one of my best landings but I ws trying to conserve momentum to make it to the marker. 

[JamesTKirk]

This isn't really a Bitch And Moan, for obvious reasons...  but I'll Bitch And Moan anyway.  LOL

 

But how come Rockstar refuses to put Nightclub Warehouse on a 2x sales event?

That would earn me 2M, I've had my warehouse full for at least 2 months now.

Every week I expect its the week for 2x Nightclub sales, and for 8 to 10 weeks, nothing.

 

Then today I log on and realize that Rockstar decided to do 2x Special Cargo sales event instead.

WTF is wrong with them?

 

Now the reason it isn't a Bitch And Moan (obviously) is because during the past 2 months, since I had nothing else to do (My Gunrunning Warehouse is also full and awaiting 2x sales event), I decided against my better judgement to work on filling my 5 Large Crate Warehouses.  Ugh.  But... 22M is 22M, and it will put me over 100M in the bank.

 

So thanks Rockstar!  I don't understand why you choose to give players 22M instead of a quick and easy 2M... but it's your game, not mine. 

[YNNEL]

I sold 3.5 million special cargo earlier.

Just logged in again a minute ago and the money has gone! How do I get it back ??

[Standard Deluxe 59]

12 minutes ago, YNNEL said:

I sold 3.5 million special cargo earlier.

Just logged in again a minute ago and the money has gone! How do I get it back ??

Assuming that you logged off before the game saved that you completed the sale, it may have sent the cargo back to your warehouse minus a couple crates penalty. I'd check the warehouse first and if nothing is in there, file a support ticket with rockstar. 

[TCMike]

R* need to invest in some servers that aren't made out of paper mache...  

[wweraw526]

wtf ever happened to missions that were fun, was playing one of gerald's missions, bad companies and only had like 5 clips for the sniper rifle and wanted to snipe the gang members from a building next to the construction site there on. Luckily I had my MK2 to help me with this mission. I wonder if the other missions are limited on ammo, I've only played this one so far. If so, that just f'n sucks

Edited May 1, 2020 by wweraw526

[Timsalabimbo]

3 hours ago, wweraw526 said:

wtf ever happened to missions that were fun, was playing one of gerald's missions, bad companies and only had like 5 clips for the sniper rifle and wanted to snipe the gang members from a building next to the construction site there on. Luckily I had my MK2 to help me with this mission. I wonder if the other missions are limited on ammo, I've only played this one so far. If so, that just f'n sucks

You use your own ammo in those missions. If you are low on ammo, that's on you.

[whywontyoulisten]

9 minutes ago, Timsalabimbo said:

You use your own ammo in those missions. If you are low on ammo, that's on you.

Also, you can buy ammo via the interaction menu and by visiting Ammu-nation during these missions, dumbest b&m for a while.

[hugh750]

54 minutes ago, whywontyoulisten said:

Also, you can buy ammo via the interaction menu and by visiting Ammu-nation during these missions, dumbest b&m for a while.

that's what i pretty much do anymore unless i need to get more armor then i go to a gunstore.

 

i know i've complained before about the cops after the casino heist dlc but today i was doing the setup where you need to get a prison bus so you can sneak into the prison to get a card from a guard.

but this time the bus didn't show up on the map unless someone destroyed the bus, but there was a question mark at the prison, so i went there and got destroyed by the cops.

and when i respawned the cops knew where i was and killed me again.

r* needs to nerf the cops.

[dragosani00]

15 hours ago, TCMike said:

R* need to invest in some servers that aren't made out of paper mache...  

Careful what you wish for, proper servers may well mean we lose the ability to lag ourselves into solo sessions. I am quite prepared to put up with the odd loading delay if it means I can still do stuff without interruption from OPMK2 idiots.

[wweraw526]

4 hours ago, Timsalabimbo said:

You use your own ammo in those missions. If you are low on ammo, that's on you.

Yea I understand if I'm low on ammo, then I run out but my sniper ammo was full and was only able to fire 5 shots

[hugh750]

1 hour ago, dragosani00 said:

Careful what you wish for, proper servers may well mean we lose the ability to lag ourselves into solo sessions. I am quite prepared to put up with the odd loading delay if it means I can still do stuff without interruption from OPMK2 idiots.

unless they gave us pve servers.

[secrecy274]

How are people so bad?

Been trying my hands on the Casino Heist and I'm ready to throw in the towel after 15 failed missons (over three different hosts) because people are just incapable of using their brains.

[JamesTKirk]

This is absolutely the LAST time I'm ever filling my 5 large crate warehouses.

 

Of course, I said that after the last time I filled them too.  Talk about agony, the same BS over and over and over again.

 

But 22M is a nice reward for all that repetitive boredom I guess.  It will put me over 100M in the bank.

 

When you have 100M in the bank, and never spend it... I mean, what the heck is the point?  Yeah I'm a dope, but I don't smoke dope.  I'm a drug-free idiot.  LOL

[Taterman]

5 hours ago, JamesTKirk said:

This is absolutely the LAST time I'm ever filling my 5 large crate warehouses.

 

Of course, I said that after the last time I filled them too.  Talk about agony, the same BS over and over and over again.

 

But 22M is a nice reward for all that repetitive boredom I guess.  It will put me over 100M in the bank.

 

When you have 100M in the bank, and never spend it... I mean, what the heck is the point?  Yeah I'm a dope, but I don't smoke dope.  I'm a drug-free idiot.  LOL

Maybe you should consider giving it a shot. 

 

[Talisman_83]

On 5/2/2020 at 3:01 AM, JamesTKirk said:

This is absolutely the LAST time I'm ever filling my 5 large crate warehouses.

 

Of course, I said that after the last time I filled them too.  Talk about agony, the same BS over and over and over again.

 

But 22M is a nice reward for all that repetitive boredom I guess.  It will put me over 100M in the bank.

 

When you have 100M in the bank, and never spend it... I mean, what the heck is the point?  Yeah I'm a dope, but I don't smoke dope.  I'm a drug-free idiot.  LOL

I know its double this week, but I just cannot bring myself to do that.

Kudos to you for having the strength and willpower to fight through the tedious boredom!

Edited May 3, 2020 by Talisman_83

[miklad]

So me and my crew go to export 4 collection vehicles. Do the modding, go to start export - screen goes blank for 5 mins, we all spawn outside my warehouse and all 4 cars have vanished. Lost. Gone forever.

 

Way to go R* and your crap servers. Honestly, we've landed a man on the moon, why can't R8 invest in stable servers?

 

Grr.