The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Sentinel Driver]

c* servers not working

sigh

[Talisman_83]

1 hour ago, 79'Blazer4x4 said:

The Faggio Mod has the option to add a ridiculous amount of extra lights, but none of them but the original single headlight work, Why even bother with the crazy lights mod if none of them are even functional? What the hell?

The faggio was built to take on the MK2. It is the ultimate counter. The mirrors are to see in every direction so you can see the MK2 wherever it may be and the lights are to blind the noobbike so it can't see you

Edited April 21, 2020 by Talisman_83

[Big Molio]

When driving cars, I really hate the lurch-forward-in-the-seat animation that the player character does under braking. I think that it even happens in the race cars. 

[Arrows to Athens]

Why does this demented traffic feel the need to take matters into its own hands and run you over when you’re shooting at something? Instead of backing up and going the other way, or going around you, they just drive straight into you. Haven’t you got better things to do, like leaving the area where the shooting is going on, rather than attempting to run over the assailant yourself? Like, I’m not even shooting at you. Piss off, you obnoxious twat. 

Edited April 21, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[Talisman_83]

View the most dangerous vehicle in GTA.. come up against a flying dildo

 

 

[JamesTKirk]

Crate missions are so stupid and annoying, but 2x Cargo sales is still my best money making method.

 

But if I take a shot at a van driver, and he doesn't die, I don't even bother trying to chase them down anymore, its not worth the aggravation at all.

 

I "eat" the 18K, shut the game down and come back later to do another mission.

 

Who really cares, one vehicle warehouse sale pays for 4 Cargo supply missions, so I can afford to waste one here or there.

 

Easy game, and much less stressful now!

 

Hurry up with the 2x sales events, you cheapskates.  I haven't sold my full Nightclub warehouse in over 2 months because of you pricks.

 

But it does give us plenty of time to fill up those 5 large Crate warehouses which is about 22 times better anyway.

[EkaSwede]

16 minutes ago, JamesTKirk said:

But it does give us plenty of time to fill up those 5 large Crate warehouses which is about 22 times better anyway.

See what you did there.

 

EDIT: It's also important to be fast if the van happens to be the Rumpo Custom as it has bullet resistant windows. Better line up those shots.

Edited April 22, 2020 by EkaSwede

[whywontyoulisten]

9 minutes ago, JamesTKirk said:

 

But if I take a shot at a van driver, and he doesn't die, I don't even bother trying to chase them down anymore, its not worth the aggravation at all.

Why risk spooking them? Stop an NPC car in front of them by blocking the road and you can just pull them out of their vehicle.

[Talisman_83]

When people complain that the guy they're 5v1'ing with their friends is blowing himself up and heist teleporting.

Yeah maybe if it wasn't a 5v1 you f*cking braindead retards.

If I was caught in an open area, no cover and had a Lazer, B-11, Starling and 2 people on ground fighting me, I'd resort to such tactics as well.

[-Silence*]

Trying to play some contact missions to get some last minute easy money? Nope, get kicked from them. Trying to join lobbies today is a nightmare too. 

[MikeyDLuffy]

Trash talk and another mission (I can't remember the title) Both failed when it came to killing the final enemy trying to escape.

Thanks R*

[TheFroggmann]

2 hours ago, MikeyDLuffy said:

Trash talk and another mission (I can't remember the title) Both failed when it came to killing the final enemy trying to escape.

Thanks R*

Yea for some reason you can't blow them up anymore. But it is just as fun clothes-lining them with the tank turret.

 

 

Edit: Also just as fun, hit him with the main rotor of your helicopter. 

 

Edited April 23, 2020 by TheFroggmann
Helo fun and visual aids...

[MikeyDLuffy]

They were dispatched with a missile iirc. 

[whywontyoulisten]

3 hours ago, MikeyDLuffy said:

Trash talk and another mission (I can't remember the title) Both failed when it came to killing the final enemy trying to escape.

Thanks R*

That was a patched bug from years ago, welcome back! Using explosives on the final boss resulted in mission failure. Anything else was fine.

[Gordanovich]

8 minutes ago, whywontyoulisten said:

That was a patched bug from years ago, welcome back! Using explosives on the final boss resulted in mission failure. Anything else was fine.

Wait so they literally un-patched a CM just to be jerks?

 

Anyhoos, I realise that YMMV and confirmation bias is a thing, but I'm sure I've never had so many business raids and Post Op sales as I've had this week. Like I'm lucky to do one round of sales without a raid, when any other time I can do three or four rounds, and Post Op sales have gone from about 1 in 8 to about 1 in 3.5

 

So annoying and slow are the PO sales that if I'm solo I'll skip the outlying drop-offs, drive the van into the sea or whatever and just take a hit on the sales.

If it wasn't half price resupplies I'd quit the game and just ride out the loss of product.

I think R* needs to accept that if we can make money quicker by deliberately failing and doing basically any other activity then they need to change it.

[MikeyDLuffy]

1 hour ago, whywontyoulisten said:

That was a patched bug from years ago, welcome back! Using explosives on the final boss resulted in mission failure. Anything else was fine.

I vaguely remember that was a thing. I haven't done contact missions in like 3 years, so some of the finer details are a bit hazy. 

Cheers 

[Sentinel Driver]

The rc vehicles suck. Why? Because if you get cops you have no way of calling them off while you're in an rc vehicle. Have fun being knocked around in your rc vehicle by ten million f*cking cop cars!!!! Also what a way to ruin the element of surprise by having a horde of brainless aimbot c* cops following you.

 

You know what is fun? Fire rockets from a chernobog and then re-direct them with flares!

wait that's actually not fun because a horde of c* cops will spawn out of nowhere to kill you when you fire flares

The wanted system sucks in this game. It's f*cking horrible. It's almost like you have a horde of aimbot enemies trying to kill you whenever you engage in any normal gameplay activity.

[Revrico]

I've been blowing up my post op trucks. I just refuse to drive those f*cking slow pieces of sh*t ever again. 

 

But that's not the complaint, the complaint is these event weeks are absolutely, disgustingly, painfully wretched, and somehow keep getting worse week after week.

[hugh750]

my complaint this time is during the casino heist setup is when you get cops after you, if they kill you and when you respawn your still wanted and the cops magically know where you are.

and today i did the setup where you need to go to the grand senora desert to get the laser drill, i flew my savage there and fought the mercs there (i also used the mercs to fight them).

when i got the drill my savage was so shot up it was barely running, when it died i couldn't bail from it and i died.

[dragosani00]

2 hours ago, Revrico said:

I've been blowing up my post op trucks. I just refuse to drive those f*cking slow pieces of sh*t ever again. 

 

Sooo blow up your delivery vehicles and lose all product is more preferably to you than switching sessions, only losing a small percentage of your product & then trying to see if you can get different vehicles?

[RyuNova]

Base Contact Mission payouts should scale depending on your level per multiple of one hundred levels upto fifty grand. 

[Nerfgoth]

3 hours ago, hugh750 said:

my complaint this time is during the casino heist setup is when you get cops after you, if they kill you and when you respawn your still wanted and the cops magically know where you are.

and today i did the setup where you need to go to the grand senora desert to get the laser drill, i flew my savage there and fought the mercs there (i also used the mercs to fight them).

when i got the drill my savage was so shot up it was barely running, when it died i couldn't bail from it and i died.

Tear gas bombs are your friend here! I do some passes lose the cops pick up the drills using the buzzard! And you should be fine!

[555-We-Tip]

Nice to know that after all these years Gerald still doesn't pay, even on double money.

[EkaSwede]

25 minutes ago, 555-We-Tip said:

Nice to know that after all these years Gerald still doesn't pay, even on double money.

This is why I let the Ballas destroy the Mule. Bye bye, Gerald's retirement fund!

[gtafan26]

My bitch, I just f*cking suck at PVP, got owned , Just cant do the wiggle wiggle sniper dance .

[Arrows to Athens]

Good God, the pay of the new Gerald missions are f*cking horrendous. I just finished doing End Product, which is frustratingly difficult, and I only got 27k? And that’s on double pay! Had it not been double, it would have been 13-14k. What a f*cking joke. I don’t see these missions having any longevity.

 

Good stuff, Dickstar

Edited April 23, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[Debesta]

I hate Go Figure. I hate it so much. I will NEVER do this mission again or any of these new missions, ever.

[Talisman_83]

A certain despicable Youtuber stealing photos from here and making videos out of them again I see.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

I'd like to try out these new "Last Play" missions but it's kind of difficult to do them when I keep getting stuck in the clouds with an everlasting loading circle on the lower right after trying to start one. 

[555-We-Tip]

5 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

My bitch, I just f*cking suck at PVP, got owned , Just cant do the wiggle wiggle sniper dance .

Yeah I suck at it too.