The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

1 minute ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Why does the f*cker, English Dave, always call me just when I'm about to parachute? I can't even decline his sh*tty call.

 

Is this sh*t scripted or something?

dude he called me yesterday in the middle of the gun fight and I could not reject the call such a annoying c*nt

[RyuNova]

Serious B&M incoming.

Why the f*ck is everything locked behind a f*cking timer?

Seriously, someone give me a valid reason how this benefits the players? Why do I have to wait to sell the car is just spent twenty minutes Sourcing? All it does is interrupt he fun.

I know how it benefits R* but who thought this was a good idea?

[Lupo-Akane]

   R* is such a brain dead company....really they could not just add some bars we could own, like a redneck one, a country one or a nice rock one. 

   Not every swinging dick in this game likes flipping techno music..would have loved more choice in the matter, like do I want a club or just a bar. Nope noting but a bunch of annoying peeps.

  When they do add something that's nice they f**k it some how, great point is the bounty hunting missions, instead of something nice we get a stupid melee weapon.

[Arrows to Athens]

46 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

Serious B&M incoming.

Why the f*ck is everything locked behind a f*cking timer?

Seriously, someone give me a valid reason how this benefits the players? Why do I have to wait to sell the car is just spent twenty minutes Sourcing? All it does is interrupt he fun.

I know how it benefits R* but who thought this was a good idea?

Even grinding has restrictions.

 

Shark cards don't, though. No cool-down for them.

 

 

 

Edited August 26, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[RyuNova]

15 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Even grinding has restrictions.

 

Shark cards don't, though. No cool-down for them.

 

 

 

 

Its a f*cking joke. Am I playing a Mobile game? f*ck off.

[Turkey Shenanigans]

Why is there no black version of this overcoat?

 

Seriously they add GREEN but not black? (yes i know the one in the pic isn't green, but there is a green one)

Also, why can't you equip any shirts under this biker leather jacket (the one that looks like the one in the pic, but with the sleeves)? What kind of biker wears a leather jacket with nothing on under it?

 

Edited August 26, 2018 by Turkey Shenanigans

[WildBrick142]

f*ck you game i got to the end

 

 

 

it should count as delivered as soon as you get on the pad, not in the f*cking bullseye of it that you need to touch with pinpoint accuracy to count

[TheFroggmann]

Seriously, why do these f*ckers leave just as I secure the freaking business goods? 

 

[Rafae]

Ah... 2008

 

[Shadowfennekin]

Can the "Kill the Targets" Business Battle please not start in a <5 player session?

I f*cking hate that business battle.....

It's not fun

[KD142000]

23 hours ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

There's a very simple permanent off radar glitch atm.

Once again, R* needs to patch a game-breaking glitch.

It's funny that they patched the famous 'gate glitch' but leave other sh*t to plague people for months. That glitch was actually fun. Reminded me of the swings on GTA IV.

6 hours ago, RyuNova said:

Why the f*ck is everything locked behind a f*cking timer?

I know how it benefits R* but who thought this was a good idea?

Probably the person at R* who decided to adopt a policy of 'F*CK YOU! GIVE ME MONEY!'.

If we HAVE to have a timer...it should be a minute max. But we DON'T...so f*ck you, timer.

 

Edited August 27, 2018 by KD142000

[IceDree]

1 hour ago, Rafae said:

Ah... 2008

Timeless.

[Black-Dragon96]

The f*ck is going on. Every piece of nightvision or thermal equipment in my inventory is bloody broken. 

The masks do not activated in the first place and the helmets just give me the promt to deactivate them (despite not being active) wich does not change not matter how often I press the bloody button.

How can you f*ck up something like this and still call yourself gamedev with a straight face.

[KD142000]

1 minute ago, Black-Dragon96 said:

The f*ck is going on. Every piece of nightvision or thermal equipment in my inventory is bloody broken. 

The masks do not activated in the first place and the helmets just give me the promt to deactivate them (despite not being active) wich does not change not matter how often I press the bloody button.

How can you f*ck up something like this and still call yourself gamedev with a straight face.

I swear this game was designed by Pogo The Monkey...

He gets in lots of trouble, but he's a bouncy little fella...cos he's got springs for legs!

Spoiler

 

[Fireboy769]

1 hour ago, Rafae said:

Ah... 2008

 

I don't get it

 

Rockstar got flak for making GTA IV too realistic and gritty (to the point the game literally has a in-game filter that makes the game more "gray") compared to the wackiness of GTA SA (ever want to beat someone to death using a Dildo? Well I got news for you)

 

Rockstar is now getting flak for making GTA O too silly/unrealistic (mostly because of Deluxos and Oppressors) compared to the gritty realism of GTA IV (and this happens everytime a "Meme" car is released. Like dude, it's the freaking Batmobile. Stop being Mr Edgy the Hedgy and appreciate the fact YOU CAN BUY AND OWN THE FREAKING BATMOBILE. There's still dozens of regular non-armed, non-meme cars released per update, and regular non-armed/meme cars still far outnumber the number of armed/meme cars)

 

Seriously, people. Make up your mind. 

[KD142000]

18 minutes ago, Fireboy769 said:

I don't get it

 

Rockstar got flak for making GTA IV too realistic and gritty (to the point the game literally has a in-game filter that makes the game more "gray") compared to the wackiness of GTA SA (ever want to beat someone to death using a Dildo? Well I got news for you)

 

Rockstar is now getting flak for making GTA O too silly/unrealistic (mostly because of Deluxos and Oppressors) compared to the gritty realism of GTA IV (and this happens everytime a "Meme" car is released. Like dude, it's the freaking Batmobile. Stop being Mr Edgy the Hedgy and appreciate the fact YOU CAN BUY AND OWN THE FREAKING BATMOBILE. There's still dozens of regular non-armed, non-meme cars released per update, and regular non-armed/meme cars still far outnumber the number of armed/meme cars)

 

Seriously, people. Make up your mind. 

I understand your point, but I think the biggest issue is how these meme/military vehicles affect the gameplay. Who wants to be killed over and over by some d*ckhead in an Oppressor? If they had a regular flying bike, it wouldn't be as bad. It still wouldn't make any sense from a realism point of view, but it would satisfy those looking for something wacky or whatever.

 

R* just takes the idea of meme vehicles too far. GTA is over the top...that's a fact. But it shouldn't be detrimental to the experience. Either nerf them or don't bother adding them. That's my response to meme vehicles in general. The previous GTA games could be wild and wacky but still had an idea of what realism means. Those games focused on the experience, not trying to win a prize for the most insane or game-breaking thing they could make possible.

 

If there were dedicated lobbies for players who wanted meme vehicles in the game, then I wouldn't be so negative about them. Not all of us want them and not all of us want to be blown sky high by some sad tryhard...so not all of us should have to live with them. It's only fair.

Edited August 27, 2018 by KD142000

[slowburn29]

People like Paige are the reason I show my online status as offline

[Nihilist.]

3 hours ago, Fireboy769 said:

I don't get it

 

Rockstar got flak for making GTA IV too realistic and gritty (to the point the game literally has a in-game filter that makes the game more "gray") compared to the wackiness of GTA SA (ever want to beat someone to death using a Dildo? Well I got news for you)

 

Rockstar is now getting flak for making GTA O too silly/unrealistic (mostly because of Deluxos and Oppressors) compared to the gritty realism of GTA IV (and this happens everytime a "Meme" car is released. Like dude, it's the freaking Batmobile. Stop being Mr Edgy the Hedgy and appreciate the fact YOU CAN BUY AND OWN THE FREAKING BATMOBILE. There's still dozens of regular non-armed, non-meme cars released per update, and regular non-armed/meme cars still far outnumber the number of armed/meme cars)

 

Seriously, people. Make up your mind. 

This is a clear example of the black or white logical fallacy, so no, no one needs to make their mind about anything. The problem is, GTA IV's faux-realisim and GTA Online's current LOL-SO-RANDOM-ALMOST-LIKE-SAINTS-ROW over the top parody of a parody nature are not the only two options. There's a huge grey scale in between these two polar extremes. Excuse guerilla quality:

 

 

On the left, we have faux-realistic games like Mafia and GTA IV. The City of Lost Heaven established itself as a realistic title, thus when Mafia 2 and its horrible arcade-ish DLCs came out, people were criticizing 2K for ruining the franchise by changing its natural direction. Granted, 2K didn't destroy Mafia with the second installment - they did it with the third, like they've ruined any other franchise they have rights to, but that's beside the point.

When it comes to GTA IV, yes, it was widely criticized for taking itself too seriously (compared to III/VC/SA) and not featuring many things that made San Andreas so great and prolific - vehicle customization, planes, ability to store more than just a handful of cars, being very similar start to finish when it comes to mission design (with some exceptions), etc.

Then, there's GTA V/Online, which has become a parody of what it once GTA was making fun of. It desperately tries to become what Saints Row The Third was, and it was what it was because Volition tried their best to distance themselves from all these comparisons between Saints Row and GTA, obviously hurting them. It started out as a nice tabula rasa with plenty of potential, but ever since the beginning of 2017, R* started to push it into more over the top, obnoxious, one dimensional and militarized PvP direction.

 

Bottomline, saying "I don't want my GTA to be damn Saints Row" does not mean I want it to be like Mafia, or GTA IV. I want it to be a bit more grounded, meaning not featuring damn Batmobiles, flying broomsticks, hovering DeLoreans and computers with daddy issues, all making the game beyond cancerous, even compared to the already awfully cringeworthy direction of GTA V's story mode. I wouldn't mind such things in Saints Row, since this series already established itself as something that embraces the craziness and cranks it to 11. And it works there. In GTA, not at all, on the other hand.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Nihilist.

[Black-Dragon96]

3 hours ago, Fireboy769 said:

Stop being Mr Edgy the Hedgy and appreciate the fact YOU CAN BUY AND OWN THE FREAKING BATMOBILE.

I don't want to own "THE FREAKING BATMOBILE". Why should I appreciate something that made the game worse?

Heck I'm a fan of both Knight Rider and Streethawk and I don't appreciate the Ruiner 2k or the Opressor. The simple reason being their utterly stupid weaponisation (I admit that Streethawk unlike Knight Rider was Indeed armed with gun and missiles, but it was not able to spamm 30 hyper accurate missiles or able to fly).

I wanted the deluxo to return, but not a flying weaponized abomination of it.

The only reason why I plan to buy a broomstick MK2 is because it is litterally the only thing that able to get rid of another MK2 broomstick.

[RyuNova]

3 hours ago, KD142000 said:

Once again, R* needs to patch a game-breaking glitch.

It's funny that they patched the famous 'gate glitch' but leave other sh*t to plague people for months. That glitch was actually fun. Reminded me of the swings on GTA IV.

Probably the person at R* who decided to adopt a policy of 'F*CK YOU! GIVE ME MONEY!'.

If we HAVE to have a timer...it should be a minute max. But we DON'T...so f*ck you, timer.

 

 

I know its a meme by now but its like @Arrows to Athens said, buying Shark Cards does not have a cool-down...

I steal a car, sell it and I have to wait five minutes before I can steal another, I steal that and I need to wait fifteen minutes before I can sell another? f*ck off. Yes, I know I go and do a Headhunter but what about the people that dont have high spec military/meme vehicles that can counter the omni-level aim the Headhunter AI have? Oh and whats that...? I finish Headhunter and I have to f*cking wait again!

But you know what else has no cooldown? Killing other players and destroying their cargo, you dont have a timer saying "You killed "Player X" too recently, wait five minutes before you attack them again" or one for Cargo.

f*ck RIGHT off! Just let me grind in peace, i am playing your game, what else do you want? My blood?

[LunaticPandora]

4 hours ago, Fireboy769 said:

I don't get it

 

Rockstar got flak for making GTA IV too realistic and gritty (to the point the game literally has a in-game filter that makes the game more "gray") compared to the wackiness of GTA SA (ever want to beat someone to death using a Dildo? Well I got news for you)

 

Rockstar is now getting flak for making GTA O too silly/unrealistic (mostly because of Deluxos and Oppressors) compared to the gritty realism of GTA IV (and this happens everytime a "Meme" car is released. Like dude, it's the freaking Batmobile. Stop being Mr Edgy the Hedgy and appreciate the fact YOU CAN BUY AND OWN THE FREAKING BATMOBILE. There's still dozens of regular non-armed, non-meme cars released per update, and regular non-armed/meme cars still far outnumber the number of armed/meme cars)

 

Seriously, people. Make up your mind. 

Putting a mud filter over the game's graphics IS NOT "realistic." Something most devs failed to learn throughout the entire 7th gen era.

[Killer Whale]

I can't believe the Act 3 Finale is still glitched. If you have to restart for some reason, it fails the heist saying "The CEO quit", and it will happen several times sometimes leaving you in an endless loop.

 

And to make matters worse, if you press R2/RT to restart the heist, sometimes it won't do anything and it will choose "Continue" after 10 seconds, throwing you and the rest of the teammates off the heist. 

[RyuNova]

Why is the location for the Cargobob hook to hook so f*cking small?
Why is the camera so sh*t?

[Arrows to Athens]

14 hours ago, Rafae said:

Ah... 2008

 

Best GTA, IMO. Triggers good 2008/2009 memories, too. Man, I miss my childhood.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

19 hours ago, WildBrick142 said:

f*ck you game i got to the end

 

 

 

it should count as delivered as soon as you get on the pad, not in the f*cking bullseye of it that you need to touch with pinpoint accuracy to count

thats cockstar for you dude

11 hours ago, RyuNova said:

 

I know its a meme by now but its like @Arrows to Athens said, buying Shark Cards does not have a cool-down...

I steal a car, sell it and I have to wait five minutes before I can steal another, I steal that and I need to wait fifteen minutes before I can sell another? f*ck off. Yes, I know I go and do a Headhunter but what about the people that dont have high spec military/meme vehicles that can counter the omni-level aim the Headhunter AI have? Oh and whats that...? I finish Headhunter and I have to f*cking wait again!

But you know what else has no cooldown? Killing other players and destroying their cargo, you dont have a timer saying "You killed "Player X" too recently, wait five minutes before you attack them again" or one for Cargo.

f*ck RIGHT off! Just let me grind in peace, i am playing your game, what else do you want? My blood?

well said you could spend millions on sh*tty shark cards still no cooldown

15 hours ago, TheFroggmann said:

Seriously, why do these f*ckers leave just as I secure the freaking business goods? 

 

bunch of f*cking trolls...

[kcole4001]

2 hours ago, RyuNova said:

Why is the location for the Cargobob hook to hook so f*cking small?
Why is the camera so sh*t?

I just drag the hook from the trunk to the middle of the roof.

If it doesn't hook by then, try again....except for the Tyrus, for that you have to hook the spoiler!?!??!

 

Harder to do at night or with no shadows, you can't tell how high the 'Bob is, and the stupid camera won't stay in one view long enough to get the car attached.

I know you can set the camera to a fixed view, but then you have to set it back for everything else you do the game, so it's more of a pain to use.

[B7R]

3 hours ago, Killer Whale said:

I can't believe the Act 3 Finale is still glitched. If you have to restart for some reason, it fails the heist saying "The CEO quit", and it will happen several times sometimes leaving you in an endless loop.

 

That's still here all this time later? 

 

Wow

 

Just 

 

Wow

 

Rockstar? Do you fix bro? 

 

Any other game would have sh*t like this fixed pronto. 

 

Rockstar on the other hand will just leave it for the next update and if the next update doesn't fix it then it's job done boys and move onto something else. 

 

Seriously the bugs and glitches that are still in this game years later are astonishing but no they somehow declared Money glitches more important to deal with and we probably know exactly why they go after them more than issues like the one stated above. 

 

2 hours ago, RyuNova said:

Why is the location for the Cargobob hook to hook so f*cking small?

 

Why they couldn't give us the Skylift in free-roam is beyond me. They give us a cargobob with a tiny hook but won't allow the Skylift to function outside of scripted missions. Probably the same reason the JB700 doesn't have functioning weapons outside a Single player scripted mission. 

 

Skylift although slow, would make hooking onto cars a lot more easier. I'd get one just for import / export if I could but nah, Rockstar too busy pooping out the next meme mobile and pushing shark card advertisements to players who want nothing to do with it period.  

[RyuNova]

33 minutes ago, B7R said:

Why they couldn't give us the Skylift in free-roam is beyond me. They give us a cargobob with a tiny hook but won't allow the Skylift to function outside of scripted missions. Probably the same reason the JB700 doesn't have functioning weapons outside a Single player scripted mission. 

 

Skylift although slow, would make hooking onto cars a lot more easier. I'd get one just for import / export if I could but nah, Rockstar too busy pooping out the next meme mobile and pushing shark card advertisements to players who want nothing to do with it period.  

 

Land over the top of the car and press Right on the D-Pad and the car is magnetised to the magnet. It does not rock or move around. Give it the normal upgrades like Engine and Countermeasures. Hell even throw on some Homing Missiles while we are at it for defence and I would but it.

Three million. Three point five fully upgraded.

[Shadowfennekin]

On my way to the Business Battle at Merryweather docks I flew over the Vagos turf, not realizing a CEO was down there, at first I was wondering who was shooting me then looked at the minimap and it alerted me that he was doing a Promo cause I saw the supply truck.

 

I didn't reach the goods in time as somebody grabbed them and it turned out they own the dock nightclub so.... RIP

I decided to fly back and get payback at the guy who shot at me for no reason..... and the guy actually got out of his truck and fired a homing missile at my Oppressor 

You were better off just paying for a DJ swap if you wanted to do that

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

2 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

On my way to the Business Battle at Merryweather docks I flew over the Vagos turf, not realizing a CEO was down there, at first I was wondering who was shooting me then looked at the minimap and it alerted me that he was doing a Promo cause I saw the supply truck.

 

I didn't reach the goods in time as somebody grabbed them and it turned out they own the dock nightclub so.... RIP

I decided to fly back and get payback at the guy who shot at me for no reason..... and the guy actually got out of his truck and fired a homing missile at my Oppressor 

You were better off just paying for a DJ swap if you wanted to do that

you cant do nothing in peace in gtao and thats a fact..