The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[whywontyoulisten]

I got 3 regular business battles, but lagged out every time.

 

Also, I see they still haven't fixed the Ms Baker no-calls issue, getting the Hot Spot/Clubber awards every time I change sessions, and the new contact pop up.

Edited April 7, 2020 by whywontyoulisten

[PetrolCB]

Hey guys, did you know that you can call out the RC Bandito from the inventory menu?! The Invade and Persuade tank too!

[bevlian89]

Repo - Simeonomics.

 

Every man and his dog has to park inside of the plane whilst attempting to get the vehicles out. The high rank / funny looking player always takes the fall, and then the host deems to kick the accused without enquiry on the next job.

 

Ughhhhh.

[Arrows to Athens]

Your character now trips over when being shot at? What kind of nonsensory is this? Since when was this change made? How long have I been gone for? What has this pandemic done? What the f*ck is going on? Someone please explain to me! I'm just one man!

 

 

 

[HamwithCheese]

27 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Your character now trips over when being shot at?

I think it was pushed with the peyote tunable. I was in a friendly fight with a buddy and he was saying I was knocking him over but he was standing on my screen. Whenever he ran me over, my character would get up then ragdoll again, randomly.

 

It makes the PvP even more sh*ttier if I'm honest.

Edited April 8, 2020 by HamwithCheese

[Arrows to Athens]

42 minutes ago, HamwithCheese said:

I think it was pushed with the peyote tunable. I was in a friendly fight with a buddy and he was saying I was knocking him over but he was standing on my screen. Whenever he ran me over, my character would get up then ragdoll again, randomly.

 

It makes the PvP even more sh*ttier if I'm honest.

What the f*ck is Rockstar doing? 

[PetrolCB]

50 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

What the f*ck is Rockstar doing? 

[Xiled]

8 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Your character now trips over when being shot at? What kind of nonsensory is this? Since when was this change made? How long have I been gone for? What has this pandemic done? What the f*ck is going on? Someone please explain to me! I'm just one man!

 

 

 

So they realized the ai wasn't op enough making them bullet sponges. So now they have them trip you when you get shot. There is a good reason I don't play the game anymore. I would like to. Wouldn't surprised if we log on one week and have our characters reset. 

Edited April 8, 2020 by Xiled

[EkaSwede]

8 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

I think it was pushed with the peyote tunable. I was in a friendly fight with a buddy and he was saying I was knocking him over but he was standing on my screen. Whenever he ran me over, my character would get up then ragdoll again, randomly.

 

It makes the PvP even more sh*ttier if I'm honest.

I think Rockstar may have enabled the Peyote in their offices.

[DuhBritishTea]

Honestly R* making setups for the Casino heist solo was a fantastic move. Many of the 2015 heists (looking at you, Pac Standard Vans) don't need anywhere close to 4 people to complete and in general without friends are a pain in the butt to complete.

[McIn Tyler]

Lost connection to XBL randomly during a buy crate mission.

[No Homing]

Rockstar services unavailable?? 

 

Saving failed.

 

15 minutes of saving failed wtf.

How did I even get in a session??

 

30 minutes.....

 

Am I the only one?

Edited April 8, 2020 by No Homing

[Next-Gen Vercettis]

3 hours ago, No Homing said:

 

 

Am I the only one?

No. 

[Up2NoGood45]

3 hours ago, No Homing said:

Rockstar services unavailable?? 

 

Saving failed.

 

15 minutes of saving failed wtf.

How did I even get in a session??

 

30 minutes.....

 

Am I the only one?

So many stunt races now.  Lobby fills, timer counts down but then it doesn't launch or one player will remain stuck in the cloud and everyone just leaves. 

[Xiled]

29 minutes ago, Up2NoGood45 said:

So many stunt races now.  Lobby fills, timer counts down but then it doesn't launch or one player will remain stuck in the cloud and everyone just leaves. 

And this is usually with 10 minutes of waiting. lol

[McIn Tyler]

Wow. This is why I do solo public lobbies, some asshole joins in and uses a scramjet to kill me randomly then blow up my cars that I am selling to make some extra money. I love the nat test feature.

[AUScowboy]

f*ck this game. Event cargo spawns MAYBE every hour, and when it does half the time the session falls apart and NOBODY gets it. 

 

I hope the servers for RDO and GTAO go down and then get set on fire so R* is forced to finish another goddamn game already..

[Halal Cyborg]

44 minutes ago, AUScowboy said:

f*ck this game. Event cargo spawns MAYBE every hour, and when it does half the time the session falls apart and NOBODY gets it. 

 

I hope the servers for RDO and GTAO go down and then get set on fire so R* is forced to finish another goddamn game already..

Fun said they shouldn’t even spawn anymore...I’ve not seen any at all since Sunday night...I’d certainly welcome the chance to get the fathom tee... @Fun 2 are they still active??

[CrysisAverted]

just membered I meant to post this the other day

 

 

today I remembered we have a warthog in gta

call it in

bro these cannons why

 

literally keep strafing people on a mountain top and doing no damage

rockets are the only viable thing on em

 

the f*ck R* should have listened to strikeforce fans and buffed the canons not banshee fans and buffed the 900r fml

[Talisman_83]

20 minutes ago, CrysisAverted said:

just membered I meant to post this the other day

 

 

today I remembered we have a warthog in gta

call it in

bro these cannons why

 

literally keep strafing people on a mountain top and doing no damage

rockets are the only viable thing on em

 

the f*ck R* should have listened to strikeforce fans and buffed the canons not banshee fans and buffed the 900r fml

What should the cannon be like? Higher rate of fire or just more damage?

We're sort of advocating for Hydra / Lazer level of explosive cannon here are we not, fitted on an aircraft with much more armour than those jets, as well as bombs.

At the moment, ground players don't need to fear the B-11 because its cannon isn't that great. 

People fear its barrage missiles.

Do you want a cannon that can kill a ground player in one strafe?

Edited April 8, 2020 by Talisman_83

[Halal Cyborg]

I’ve seen one griefer using the Strikeforce ever...I used mine once to try it out

[79'Blazer4x4]

43 minutes ago, Talisman_83 said:

What should the cannon be like? Higher rate of fire or just more damage?

We're sort of advocating for Hydra / Lazer level of explosive cannon here are we not, fitted on an aircraft with much more armour than those jets, as well as bombs.

At the moment, ground players don't need to fear the B-11 because its cannon isn't that great. 

People fear its barrage missiles.

Do you want a cannon that can kill a ground player in one strafe?

I'd be perfectly fine if they nerfed everything else on the Strikeforce into oblivion and buffed the cannons to Hydra/Lazer level(maybe with more range to boot). The defining characteristic of the Warthog is the Gau 8 cannon(which the plane was built to carry, not the other way around) and it's pure blasphemy for the in-game cannon to be so absolutely pathetic. If they wanted to add barrage to a plane they could have done it to the Nokota or Molotok instead of them having homing missiles. The A-10 is a ground strike vehicle, it should absolutely be feared by ground targets above all else.

[Shiloh Comes]

13 hours ago, AUScowboy said:

f*ck this game. Event cargo spawns MAYBE every hour, and when it does half the time the session falls apart and NOBODY gets it. 

 

I hope the servers for RDO and GTAO go down and then get set on fire so R* is forced to finish another goddamn game already..

 

 

I was waiting to see who on here went bananas the quickest due to lockdown cabin fever. After reading several of your vitriolic rage-filled posts over the past few days, it's you.

 

I have to say, I'm surprised, there were far more likely candidates than you.

 

The only thing grinding my gears is the open wheel props. I lost interest in the cars long before the ability to make tracks even got here, so that was worth it lol.

Edited April 9, 2020 by Shiloh Comes

[-Silence*]

Went to sell my usual weapons supply, get the stupid Insurgent drop and kill Merryweather one that never works. "SAVING UNAVAILABLE"... Oh great. Chase a few of the Merryweather guys around each location since they've usually driven into a wall and can't seem to move. Complete the sale as it says "SAVE SUCCSESSFUL". 

 

GETS NO MONEY.

 

Well isn't that lovely. Bet I won't get any money for either my purchased supplies or my delivery when I send in a ticket. 

[TheFroggmann]

"The Rockstar game services are unavailable right now."

 

Guess the 286 SX R* Services runs off of finally died. 

 

 

Annnd they are back up... for now. 

Edited April 9, 2020 by TheFroggmann

[Geisterfaust]

On 4/6/2020 at 1:57 AM, Arrows to Athens said:

This is the deadest game of 2020. And these half-assed event weeks aren't doing it any justice, either. Good thing is, better games are coming out this year.

While it is not time to die for Online yet, there is absolutely no reason to keep playing it for day one players. A lot of content was added, but it all lacks depth and a lot of bad balancing decisions were made. Game is not really improving since freemode events update, IMO.

Edited April 9, 2020 by Geisterfaust

[AUScowboy]

My god, why did the Michelli, GB200 and Flash GT have to come out when R* was experimenting with those stupid, God awful f*cking flags and weird handling values?! Those 3 cars would otherwise be 3 of the best added to the game as far as perfomance/looks/customization go.. Even with flags the GB and Michelli are a blast to drive, just imagine how much better they would feel without the flags. The Jester Classic and Ellie too for that matter.

Edited April 9, 2020 by AUScowboy

[J-Scott-D]

^ And let's not forget the Ellie and the Dominator GTX. Useless in their current condition. 

 

Edit: You did mention the Ellie.

Edited April 9, 2020 by J-Scott-D
Words.

[AUScowboy]

Really all the cars would feel much better without them. I sincerely hope they don't mess with vehicle handling much for VI. If they insist, then do what Mafia 3 did and offer arcade and realistic. They could use V's handling as arcade or classic and then either design a new meta or update IV's handling for realistic. That's highly unlikely though, I just hope they don't make all the VI cars feel like the flagged cars from GTAO..

[Arrows to Athens]

18 minutes ago, AUScowboy said:

Really all the cars would feel much better without them. I sincerely hope they don't mess with vehicle handling much for VI. If they insist, then do what Mafia 3 did and offer arcade and realistic. They could use V's handling as arcade or classic and then either design a new meta or update IV's handling for realistic. That's highly unlikely though, I just hope they don't make all the VI cars feel like the flagged cars from GTAO..

Even the devs themselves don't know what they're doing. They're pretty much just throwing random sh*t at a wall and seeing what sticks.

 

Thick, brainless idiots.