The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[askinnywhitedildo]

Idgaf if Arena Wars was 15x, I'm not playing it. 

 

Got thrown in one the other night when everyone on the deathmatch screen voted for random. Almost everyone left when they saw what it gave us, but I stayed just to see how bad it was. 

[Xiled]

37 minutes ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

Idgaf if Arena Wars was 15x, I'm not playing it. 

 

Got thrown in one the other night when everyone on the deathmatch screen voted for random. Almost everyone left when they saw what it gave us, but I stayed just to see how bad it was. 

It would of been better if they added the actual fun gamemodes from gta sa. Every week having a revolving gamemode like Kickstart, Bloodbowl, Dirt ring, and 8-Track. 

[askinnywhitedildo]

I f*cking hate 99% of host in deathmatches. 

 

It's usually a level 16 who has no idea they're even the host, or can change settings. There's needs to be an option for the people in the lobby to vote if they want said person hosting or not. 

[BOOGIEMAN219]

On 3/30/2020 at 3:23 AM, EkaSwede said:

The NPC traffic would be so much better if they just outright removed the "Dodge out of your way" AI. That'd at least make the trafic more predictable and idiotic NPCs wouldn't try dodging into you on certain curved roads and turns.

 

And maybe only make them panic when bullets hit their cars. They should be used to the Los Santos Lunacy by this point.

You can hear gunfire from blocks away even in a car, there should be no npc's in the area driving during the middle of a warzone period.

[slowburn29]

Why are casino jobs under contact jobs, if Lamar's jobs are their own separate thing. Feels like a way to cram them down my throat

 

Nobody wants to play them than the host, they aren't fun, or profitable, there's absolutely no incentive to anyone to play them unless doing so gets ms baker off your back

 

A few of these in a row, then opps failed to join session, let's freeze in the clouds

 

Turned that piece of sh*t off. Everytime I play it I remember why I dont

[Big Molio]

Where have the Open Wheel series set of races gone on the Quick Job menu? Or any job menu?

Edited April 3, 2020 by Big Molio

[Timsalabimbo]

2 hours ago, Big Molio said:

Where have the Open Wheel series set of races gone on the Quick Job menu? Or any job menu?

They are still there for me. Did you perhaps hide the icon for it on the map?

Edited April 3, 2020 by Timsalabimbo

[Big Molio]

1 hour ago, Timsalabimbo said:

They are still there for me. Did you perhaps hide the icon for it on the map?

They reappeared again. Cheers. I had to reload the game.

[Tomtomsengermany]

#gamemechanics

 

 

Edited April 3, 2020 by Tomtomsengermany

[HamwithCheese]

On Call Survival: Gets hotring race

Survival Series: Gets Zancudo

Contact mission: Gets a f*cking casino mission

Contact again: Gets f*cking Hot Bomb

 

 

Turns off PS4

 

[SlammerRPM]

The Oppressor MK 2 again:

Last night was all by myself on the East side of the map doing checkpoints on a motorcycle up in the hills. Then some idiot flies over off radar and blows me up and runs away back to the city.

I highlight him. Wait about five or ten minutes. Then go off radar myself and show up to him and kill him. Repeatedly until he goes hides in his house.

[McIn Tyler]

God. The first crate mission for logging in today that I receive... "Go out to sea." I hate those with a passion. Who else agrees?

[RagnaWAVE77]

On 4/3/2020 at 12:58 AM, slowburn29 said:

Why are casino jobs under contact jobs, if Lamar's jobs are their own separate thing. Feels like a way to cram them down my throat

 

Nobody wants to play them than the host, they aren't fun, or profitable, there's absolutely no incentive to anyone to play them unless doing so gets ms baker off your back

 

A few of these in a row, then opps failed to join session, let's freeze in the clouds

 

Turned that piece of sh*t off. Everytime I play it I remember why I dont

I hate that the host can launch the mission before you even see it's name. I end up resetting the game if I see the characters walking into Baker's office.

[HamwithCheese]

2 hours ago, RagnaWAVE77 said:

I hate that the host can launch the mission before you even see it's name. I end up resetting the game if I see the characters walking into Baker's office.

Jesus Christ this bothers me too. Like, holy sh*t I don't even know what I'm doing or who I'm doing it with and those are pretty f*cking basic things to know

Edited April 4, 2020 by HamwithCheese

[Gunbladelad]

I joined a session with one of my friends last night - he was getting griefed quite a bit until I went over to back him up (Yes, I was using a Mk2 - only targetting those gunning for him) - when they eventually left him alone (They likely worked out we had started working together) we decided to head over to the motorway outside the casino and cause some double chaos with the RC tanks seeing who could get the biggest chain-reaction explosion of AI cars so he could blow off some steam without other players getting involved.

Just remember folks - the Mk2 can be used for good as well as evil.

[No Homing]

f*ck duplicate special tops in those f*cking business battles that half the time don't even trigger at all despite having 4 players outside.

And f*ck normal goods too and f*ck 30 minutes between bbs.

 

f*ck off with this BS R*.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

5 hours ago, McIn Tyler said:

God. The first crate mission for logging in today that I receive... "Go out to sea." I hate those with a passion. Who else agrees?

I hate every mission that requires me to fetch something from the sea. Especially the thermal charges casino prep, yes I have a Stromberg, no it doesn't make that mission any more tolerable. 

[McIn Tyler]

8 minutes ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

I hate every mission that requires me to fetch something from the sea. Especially the thermal charges casino prep, yes I have a Stromberg, no it doesn't make that mission any more tolerable. 

Yea. It does not help either when the npcs aimbot is hysterically accurate. It's incredibly hard enough.

[Halal Cyborg]

1 hour ago, No Homing said:

f*ck duplicate special tops in those f*cking business battles that half the time don't even trigger at all despite having 4 players outside.

And f*ck normal goods too and f*ck 30 minutes between bbs.

 

f*ck off with this BS R*.

I got the Lampadati one...I was in a lobby hours winning all business battles...only one event battle though ffs...still just two to go or 5 if we’re talking both characters

[No Homing]

2 minutes ago, Halal Cyborg said:

I got the Lampadati one...I was in a lobby hours winning all business battles...only one event battle though ffs...still just two to go or 5 if we’re talking both characters

I have been at it for 8 hours with Gat and Stang. They have a super effective way, but these odds are killing me. I got atleast 5 Fathom and Lampadati's, but still no Classique.

I used to do this for both characters but not this time. No, thank you.

 

Imagine doing this in public, 99% impossible.

[Halal Cyborg]

4 minutes ago, No Homing said:

I have been at it for 8 hours with Gat and Stang. They have a super effective way, but these odds are killing me. I got atleast 5 Fathom and Lampadati's, but still no Classique.

I used to do this for both characters but not this time. No, thank you.

 

Imagine doing this in public, 99% impossible.

 Im doing it in public lol

[No Homing]

12 minutes ago, Halal Cyborg said:

 Im doing it in public lol

You and @IceDree are always playing together, right? Try find a 3rd and get a friends lobby, maybe?

Maybe I can help tomorrow if I unlock Classique before the year 3000....

 

I did got my first one in public today but that took me over 2,5 hours to find just 1 business battle.

And the first special top is obviouly never a dupe, lol.

Unless you did gender swap glitch.

Edited April 4, 2020 by No Homing

[Halal Cyborg]

8 minutes ago, No Homing said:

You and @IceDree are always playing together, right? Try find a 3rd and get a friends lobby, maybe?

Maybe I can help tomorrow if I unlock Classique before the year 3000....

 

I did got my first one in public today but that took me over 2,5 hours to find just 1 business battle.

And the first special top is obviouly never a dupe, lol.

Unless you did gender swap glitch.

Didn’t realise you were on Xbox one...I may take you up on that 

[No Homing]

2 minutes ago, Halal Cyborg said:

Didn’t realise you were on Xbox one...I may take you up on that 

Ah crap. Why did I assume you were on PS4?

My bad dude, really sorry

 

I'm losing my mind, almost round the clock doing this sh*t.

Edited April 4, 2020 by No Homing

[Halal Cyborg]

2 minutes ago, No Homing said:

Ah crap. Why did I assume you were on PS4?

My bad dude, really sorry

 

I'm losing my mind, almost round the clock doing this sh*t.

Haha all good happy hunting man...I’ll have a crack at it again in a bit 

 

The ideal situation is a small lobby of noobs/quarantined school kids with no bedtime and an oppressor mk2  

Edited April 4, 2020 by Halal Cyborg

[JetNormalGuy]

Trying to do the Casino heist with randoms.

and it always goes like this:

1.we start the heist

2.one of us is glitched and is stuck in the arcade basement unable to leave causing us not being able to do any progress.

 

this is becoming a pain in the ass.

[No Homing]

I think I'm close to 20 event cargo's.

Not a single Classique.....

[PetrolCB]

Ugh. Got the Classique first go, 3 Fathoms and then FINALLY got the Lampadati, the only one I really wanted. Put it on, emptied my safe and went to eat dinner. I come back online and the f*cking thing didn't save and is gone.

 

Now I've gotta waste more time to get it again AND build up a desire to get them on my guy character, for completion sake. Although, I may not. I've got a ton a rare stuff on that character and different stuff on the main one. I may just leave them with their own special things.

[Soultosqueeze]

Another day another idiot playing the game, this time his GT is RV_CrazY7, if you see him in missions just kick that piece of sh*t

 

Edited April 5, 2020 by Soultosqueeze

[Halal Cyborg]

10 hours ago, No Homing said:

I think I'm close to 20 event cargo's.

Not a single Classique.....

Missing the Fathom tee