The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[whywontyoulisten]

Flying my Mogul, get a homing missile after me. Fire flares, and watch in the rear view as the missile tracks off to the side. Then suddenly there's an explosion right up my ass. f*cking broken game.

[Sentinel Driver]

Why do so many people waste their money before investing into businesses and then complain that "not everyone is a no life nerd who can grind this game 24/7 how am I supposed to afford a 1 million dollar office when I have a job and family?"

[autofanatic]

13 hours ago, TheFroggmann said:

These slow ass trucks have a hover mode?!? Why can't I use it? 

 

That slow motion is f*cking awesome!

[Shadowfennekin]

3 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

Why do so many people waste their money before investing into businesses and then complain that "not everyone is a no life nerd who can grind this game 24/7 how am I supposed to afford a 1 million dollar office when I have a job and family?"

So true

They'd rather get the newest super car over buying a Bunker or a Vehicle Warehouse... the two best cheapest money makers in the game!

[B7R]

Rockstar fix your f*cking sh*t with Paige for f*ck sake

 

I spent half my evening yesterday VIP work and in between some client jobs for Paige and yet you still harass me with phone calls every time I come back online with her telling me "you have a full functioning terrobyte but I'm not even using it and it's going to waste". It's not even in relation to anything like the missile or drone station. She's whinging I haven't done client jobs yet despite doing over 50 of them since getting the Terrobyte. I'm sorry R* and Paige that the Terrobyte client jobs aren't the first thing I jump to when I come onto GTAOnline. Can't imagine what it'd be like if Lester was harassing me every time I came on to do a Heist. 

 

This has got to be a glitch or bug surely where the game has failed to detect that you've done the jobs already so you still get bombarded with harassment calls every time you come online, but who am I kidding... This is Rockstar we're talking about here and this isn't probably a bug or glitch but rather is done to annoy the player and drive them over the edge. That and English Dave nags me seconds after Paige is done with me about Solomun being along the lines of "old news" and telling me I should book another DJ. Hey you assigned me Solomun in the first place, if you didn't like him you should've just stuck with one of the other 3 DJ's instead, but oh.. of course if we started off with any of the other 3 first, you'd again say their old news. Rockstar Logic at it's finest. 

Edited August 26, 2018 by B7R

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Valk: Houston we have a problem.
Me: What the fu.....?

Valk: I don't want to talk about it....

The random dumbassary of the GM crew never ceases to amaze me.

[Lupo-Akane]

I love my switch blade and crowbar but there's no flipping real use for any melee weapons in this game....

There are a few missions and a biker business resupply missions but most the time as soon as you stab the sob the others open fire on you..

 

[BOOGIEMAN219]

I don't understand how people are off radar even though nothing is said about ghost org or off radar in the kill feed area. Lately it seems everytime im up on a tryhard all the sudden they are off radar for long periods of time without any notification.

[Arrows to Athens]

Butthurt salty kids voting to kick you because you killed them several times. Maybe don't come after me next time?

 

Holy hell...

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

 

Need I need to say anymore?

 

31 minutes ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

I don't understand how people are off radar even though nothing is said about ghost org or off radar in the kill feed area. Lately it seems everytime im up on a tryhard all the sudden they are off radar for long periods of time without any notification.

If you're on PC mod menus have an option for unlimited off the radar and it doesn't tell people they went off the radar

 

12 hours ago, Verbal Soze said:

What SSASSS could've been

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

Drag Race



Power boat race



Destruction derby

offroad multiclass rally race (like dakar, winner based by class not position)



Indoor arena mx race



Redbull manouver air race (winner determined by lap times non contact)



Formula drift



Grand tour (sports classics and classic muscles 70s and below, winner based by time non contact point to point race, Ls to blaine ls to paleto, paleto to ls and so on, with the rally mode) and 60x time lapse to make it look like we travel from dusk til dawn


 

 

 

But that would equal to us getting out of freeroam and actually having fun....We can't have that now can we?

Edited August 26, 2018 by AiraCobra

[KD142000]

Oh f*ck you, R*!

What exactly was the point of letting griefers fly around in rocket powered missile shooting bikes? I understand why we have tanks and such...those were in previous installments (Except IV, but there was no army in that game, so makes sense)...but why are we, as players and as criminals, allowed to BUY this stuff?

Oh, I forgot...Shark Cards and little kids.

Micro-transactions...reminds me of every scummy developer in the industry. Kind of ironic that other companies are getting all this sh*t for having them...but with GTA, it's somehow different. I can see it, now...GTA 6 Ultimate Edition. £112.99...season pass not included. Plus bonus $1000 to spend in GTA 6 Online.

It's all fun and games until you realize that that's exactly what's going to happen if they continue down this road.

[Dinosbacsi]

4 minutes ago, KD142000 said:

I can see it, now...GTA 6 Ultimate Edition. £112.99...season pass not included. Plus bonus $1000 to spend in GTA 6 Online.

It's all fun and games until you realize that that's exactly what's going to happen if they continue down this road.

I don't believe so. IMO the current GTA Online is like this because it became more popular than they expected, and as the years passed things got out of hand, resulting in overpriced and stupid content like the flying meme vehicles. Now if they were to do a GTA VI Online, then it probably would be a fresh start and the whole thing could be done more sensibly, like how V Online was in the beginning.

[BOOGIEMAN219]

56 minutes ago, AiraCobra said:

 

Need I need to say anymore?

 

If you're on PC mod menus have an option for unlimited off the radar and it doesn't tell people they went off the radar

 

But that would equal to us getting out of freeroam and actually having fun....We can't have that now can we?

Im on PS4 but trust me its been happening lately.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

2 minutes ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

Im on PS4 but trust me its been happening lately.

I won't link it here for obvious reasons but a simple search I found OTR Glitches for PS4

[GTA_Elegy]

Just bitching about how R* added the car from speed racer but with guns, yet won’t release a functional JB700.

 

Just let us park the car in the MOC and turn it into a recommissioned/Mk2 variant. 

[KD142000]

27 minutes ago, GTA_Elegy said:

Just bitching about how R* added the car from speed racer but with guns, yet won’t release a functional JB700.

 

Just let us park the car in the MOC and turn it into a recommissioned/Mk2 variant. 

No, R* won't do that because that would actually make sense.

 

[Verbal Soze]

12 hours ago, Shadowfennekin said:

And hovercraft races!

Which I saw Crew 2 added this week..... for free

Meanwhile we still don't have the Vortex, the real one

Yup they could've done it to spice things up, they had better engine than ubisoft tbh, RAGE can be utilized to make a better version of the crew and horizon, but they didn't take that chances, instead they are adding more and more meme vehicles *sigh

Edited August 26, 2018 by Verbal Soze

[Ziggy455]

If you use a flying bike and flit from roof to roof while using the explosive sniper rifle then cry when I snipe you back and votekick me, you're scum.

[docpain222]

As far as the off the radar forever... there is currently a glitch out there that allows people to do this. I believe it's on the consoles and PC. It will be patched probably in the next week or 2.

[ALifeOfMisery]

6 hours ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

I don't understand how people are off radar even though nothing is said about ghost org or off radar in the kill feed area. Lately it seems everytime im up on a tryhard all the sudden they are off radar for long periods of time without any notification.

There's a very simple permanent off radar glitch atm.

Edited August 26, 2018 by ALifeOfMisery
Ninja'd

[xxJ0n4Th0Nxx]

18 hours ago, Verbal Soze said:

What SSASSS could've been

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

Drag Race



Power boat race



Destruction derby

offroad multiclass rally race (like dakar, winner based by class not position)



Indoor arena mx race



Redbull manouver air race (winner determined by lap times non contact)



Formula drift



Grand tour (sports classics and classic muscles 70s and below, winner based by time non contact point to point race, Ls to blaine ls to paleto, paleto to ls and so on, with the rally mode) and 60x time lapse to make it look like we travel from dusk til dawn


 

 

 

I was just thinking of the Bloodring Banger the other day 

 

Maze bank arena MX would be sweet

[Der Süden]

7 hours ago, docpain222 said:

As far as the off the radar forever... there is currently a glitch out there that allows people to do this. I believe it's on the consoles and PC. It will be patched probably in the next week or 2.

 

5 hours ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

There's a very simple permanent off radar glitch atm.

Is it the one you need a Terrorbyte and Oppressor MK2 for?

[Big Molio]

8 day time out for me. I'm not bothering playing whilst sent to the Bad Sport lobby. This will be for ducking mid-race out of stunt races in frustration at the dickheads who can't do them, so f*ck the race up for everybody else blocking the track and going the wrong way. 

 

Ah well, been getting fed up of GTAO anyway lately.

[SirWillC]

On 8/25/2018 at 3:21 PM, TheFroggmann said:

These slow ass trucks have a hover mode?!? Why can't I use it? 

 

That happens most of the time when I deliver a truck to my Mission Row nightclub, but not once at my second characters Del Perro nightclub. Strange stuff but I like it.

 

 

EDIT: Now hovering at higher altitude!

Edited August 26, 2018 by SirWillC
Added extra image.

[kcole4001]

It's funny, since that's about their actual road speed going up the twisty hill roads in an MC sell/club popularity mission.

Floating would actually be faster.

 

[ALifeOfMisery]

1 hour ago, Der Norden said:

 

Is it the one you need a Terrorbyte and Oppressor MK2 for?

Yeah and plenty of Pißwasser if on PS4.

[wizooord]

> win a premium race on the shotaro against a diabolus custom, bagger, regular hakochou and some more crap

> "nice speed hax cheater reported"

> "no vote" "no vote" "no vote" "dislike" "no vote" "dislike"

> retreat to invite only for another week of solo terrobyte grind

> f that, retreat to other games

fml T-T

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

11 hours ago, GTA_Elegy said:

Just bitching about how R* added the car from speed racer but with guns, yet won’t release a functional JB700.

 

Just let us park the car in the MOC and turn it into a recommissioned/Mk2 variant. 

totally f*cking agree dude!!!

8 hours ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

There's a very simple permanent off radar glitch atm.

rockstar need to patch that its pissing a lot of people off..

[ALifeOfMisery]

5 minutes ago, KSI_IS_STUPID_ said:

rockstar need to patch that its pissing a lot of people off..

Yeah they need to get it fixed asap, like frozen money quickly.

[Arrows to Athens]

Why does the f*cker, English Dave, always call me just when I'm about to parachute? I can't even decline his sh*tty call.

 

Is this sh*t scripted or something?

Edited August 26, 2018 by Arrows to Athens