The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Gridl0k]

All the OP MKII kids are using Oppressor during their MkII cooldown, I've noticed.

[Geisterfaust]

1 hour ago, Gridl0k said:

All the OP MKII kids are using Oppressor during their MkII cooldown, I've noticed.

This way they may have a chance to actually have fun and learn how to use a proper Oppressor. I still believe that it is better and Mk2 should have never happened.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

23 minutes ago, Geisterfaust said:

This way they may have a chance to actually have fun and learn how to use a proper Oppressor. I still believe that it is better and Mk2 should have never happened.

Remember when the original Oppressor was considered the scourge of the earth?

 

How naive we were back then.

[hugh750]

43 minutes ago, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

Remember when the original Oppressor was considered the scourge of the earth?

 

How naive we were back then.

i use mine to help me grind my mc businesses.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

4 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

All the OP MKII kids are using Oppressor during their MkII cooldown, I've noticed.

Being the podium vehicle as well really bought out all the original Oppressors. I noticed the week it was on the podium and the week after more than half the people in public sessions were using them. It was a smart move by R* giving it to all the broke people and when they noticed how good it was and how hard it is to get the missiles I'm sure some people bought sharkcards to buy the better version with easier to get missiles.

[EkaSwede]

2 hours ago, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

Remember when the original Oppressor was considered the scourge of the earth?

 

How naive we were back then.

Remember when the Hydra was considered the scourge of gtao? Oh boy, at least that thing had a cooldown in terms of having to scurry back to the nearest pegasus spawn location.

 

God I miss the days of downing a hydra griefer and then stalking them in passive mode to steal their Hydra before they can get in.

 

I also miss the good old days of scaring people with the Besra.

Edited February 20, 2020 by EkaSwede

[Halal Cyborg]

I remember before people had figured out how to easily get the Lazer out of FZ  

 

Then they just stickied you outside your garage or terrorised the lobby with the uncounterable rhino 

[Shadowfennekin]

21 hours ago, Hécate-II said:

 

They bumped an officer while walking inside the station hence triggering wanted lvl and cops shoot them down. Classic rando stuff.

Wasn't that. When I looked at their location they were where you go to destroy the car.

 

All I could think was "What the hell? Did those f*cking morons blow themselves up?!"

[Gridl0k]

*gets F1 car*

*is unable to do anything in it except pootle around freeroam*

[Halal Cyborg]

Wanted to see how the Kanjos slight Rally Master variant rims look like in white for the replica...it’s not showing up in ifruit just like the Everon...f*cking Dix

 

I can’t quite find the rims that are right...I’m sure Bennies wheels would have a more chunky spokes tuner rim 

[NULL AND VOID]

I need an iFruit tutorial because I still cant figure out how to do much. Specifically coloring the wheels. I thought you could paint the cars stock wheels with this app?

[Hécate-II]

1 hour ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Wasn't that. When I looked at their location they were where you go to destroy the car.

 

All I could think was "What the hell? Did those f*cking morons blow themselves up?!"

ahhh 

[79'Blazer4x4]

Not a big deal, but why do I have to choose between casino and penthouse when entering the casino, despite not owning a penthouse. None of the other properties are like this.

[J-Scott-D]

6 minutes ago, 79'Blazer4x4 said:

Not a big deal, but why do I have to choose between casino and penthouse when entering the casino, despite not owning a penthouse. None of the other properties are like this.

The Arena is like that, too, if you don't own the extra garage levels. It's like they didn't take the time to sort that out.

[hugh750]

today i had another black screen while i was fighting a mc business raid.

i waited about 4 - 5 minutes then i dashboarded out then reloaded gta 5 and went into invite only and checked all my mc businesses and they where fine no lost resources.

r* really needs to fix the black screen bug.

 

https://gamerdvr.com/gamer/hugh750/video/88045547

 

 

[Halal Cyborg]

1 hour ago, NULL AND VOID said:

I need an iFruit tutorial because I still cant figure out how to do much. Specifically coloring the wheels. I thought you could paint the cars stock wheels with this app?

Firstly not all cars can have stock wheels painted.

 

The method is very simple...paint any rim in LSC...then drive out and on the app choose stock wheels and place an order...now when you drive in they will be your chosen colour.

[gtafan26]

Damn low lever players that have to kill everything that moves, seriously, play the damn game, its not just about killing other players FFS.

[askinnywhitedildo]

My buddy won the PR4

 

And he didn't get it 

 

EDIT

 

No, he did. But it isn't showing up anywhere in his garage list. He had to go pick it up himself. 

 

Edited February 21, 2020 by askinnywhitedildo

[Arrows to Athens]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

 

 

 

 

[DominusTaranis]

Using my magic CEO powers, I can have THREE, that's right, you heard it hear first folks. THREE Buzzards active at any one time. How's that you say? Simple. A pegasus Buzzard. A personal Buzzard, and a CEO Buzzard!

Doesn't stop headhunter AI from turbo headshotting me out of one and then chasing after my respawned ass even though their VIP is way dead, about ten bocks from me.


Spend two IRL days looking for a Dinka Blista so I can finish off my collection of "cars I"ve owned IRL sort of because I never put turbo and performance mods on my commuters except for the Veloster Turbo which comes with a Turbo stock"
Nada. Same cars spawning for two straight f*ckin days. 
Finally find a Blista. And it's been Blistas NONSTOP for a solid day so far. *[ulls out hair*

For anyone curious, it's a Rancher XL for a 1990 Chevy Blazer 4x4, a Premiere for an 06 Optima LX, a Dinka Blista for a 13 Veloster Turbo, and a Wolfsbane which is the closest thing to a motorized bike I built and painted myself. PERFORMANCE DON'T MATCH, but they look pretty. 

Edited February 21, 2020 by DominusTaranis

[PetrolCB]

8 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

*gets F1 car*

*is unable to do anything in it except pootle around freeroam*

You need to get the open wheel playlist bookmarked and enjoy yourself with some friends. It's worth it.

[wweraw526]

My two B&M of the day

 

About the Air Cargo missions

Does a sale on Naracotics since there was already 40K of product already done and just wanted to do one more sale mission to make it 50K - Blow up the jets that are carrying it over water which I did with MK2. Naracotics falls in the water, while floating, I guess I can't grab it while on MK. Called in my seashark, pick up the naracotics and get shot the fk up by some machine gun buzzard by NPCs when I got to the docks. Took me like 5 to 10 to retrieve the friggin Naracotics in the water near the docks after taking down like the unlimited respawn of machine gun buzzards. Luckily for me I had my MK2 to fly away and avoid another incoming buzzard and this jet that was trying to shoot me down. 

 

About Vehicles

Rockstar should really do better on the selections of cars they release, way too many identical ones and really need one of each one. Why not use cars from the other games, where's Mr. Whoopee dammit!. 

 

Also who the fk would spend 2mil on a car O_O. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Handsome Jack]

>use ballistic equipment to fight police

>It's okay

>use ballistic equipment during most wanted

>it is not okay and my ballistic equipment removed

What is the point for this suit again?

[NULL AND VOID]

GTA just isn't GTA when the mk2 oppressors is involved..Literally around every corner. Shame on Rockstar for not making adversary modes for the mk2...

 

Dumbfounded how this game classes the mk2 as a bike and the mk1 as an airplane. LoL this is some Chuck E.Cheese sh**

 

 

[Da Elite Ninjah]

Can’t use weapons while driving the PR4.

[Tittybar Bouncer]

I must be the only sucker who can't get the famous "4 second trick" working.

Mega frustrating 

[nealmac]

5 minutes ago, Tittybar Bouncer said:

I must be the only sucker who can't get the famous "4 second trick" working.

Mega frustrating 

Nah, It doesn't work for me either. I try to spin it gently, but either my character will walk away from the wheel, or it will spin at full force. I stream from my PC to my TV using an nVidia Shield, and the controller that comes with the Shield. I don't know if this affects things.

[Killer Whale]

While I love the limited selections of good looking bodysuits in this game, it annoys me to great lengths how some of them look darker in the torso than the lower body. You can clearly see the color contrast around the waist. While it looks incredibly shoddy, I can understand it could be engine limitations on a technically seven year old game.

 

I will give them credit where it's due, though. This suit has been on the game for a year and it was until recently that I noticed it's based on Samus' Zero Suit, obviously altered to avoid a copyright dispute with Nintendo. Props to Rockstar for this, cuz despite of its shortcomings, it actually looks cool.

 

Edited February 21, 2020 by Killer Whale

[KarimNTerr]

In love with the new cars, but I think they are way too much similar to their real life counterparts like for example the Kanjo which is identical to the Civic. Not really a complain, but you get the point

[dragosani00]

21 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

*gets F1 car*

*is unable to do anything in it except pootle around freeroam*

They seem to have the mass of a motorbike for some reason. I was doing Haulage this afternoon and 2 goons came after me in F1 cars, tried a pit maneuver on the trailer which hardly budged it but sent them spinning off the side of the overpass like skittles. Oh how I laughed.