The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Da Elite Ninjah]

On 1/29/2020 at 1:42 PM, Da Elite Ninjah said:

What's up with all these disconnects?? 

 

I think i had more disconnects this week then i had between 2014 and 2018. 

 

Update!! 

Somehow my NAT settings got removed from my router. 

I forwarded the ports again and everything is back to normal for me. Had no more disconnects. No empty lobbies.

[Hécate-II]

1 hour ago, Gridl0k said:

Most Cargo vehicles in this game can't do cargo job. 

[Gridl0k]

2 minutes ago, Hécate-II said:

Most Cargo vehicles in this game can't do cargo job. 

Anyone remember the tow truck online? Glorious lesson in sync and lag

[EkaSwede]

1 hour ago, Hécate-II said:

Most Cargo vehicles in this game can't do cargo job. 

It'd be nice if we got some sort of vehicle that sort of "welded" a vehicle to it so you could transport it without the vehicle's position getting all screwed up. You know, take the Packer and when you drive a vehicle on top of it you could press a button to fasten it and it'd be part of the vehicle until you pressed another button.

 

Going back to B&M: Isn't it funny how regular races are A-OK with driving backwards to f*ck with other players, but Arena Wars Wreck it which is focused on not just placing first, but eliminating the competition, ghosts you when driving backwards.

[nealmac]

9 hours ago, Xiled said:

Has deadly blades. Still more weaponized than the Wastelander which can't go in passive mode...

I always have to have a wee chuckle at the fact that this thing doesn't have an engine. At least none that I can see.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

13 minutes ago, nealmac said:

I always have to have a wee chuckle at the fact that this thing doesn't have an engine. At least none that I can see.

The Mongo Heist Truck from Fast Five (the truck the Wastelander is based on) actually has its engine behind the cab:

 

 

Maybe R* literally forgot to add an engine to it, or it pretends for the Wastelander to move by sheer force of will alone.

 

[nealmac]

5 minutes ago, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

The Mongo Heist Truck from Fast Five (the truck the Wastelander is based on) actually has its engine behind the cab:

 

 

Maybe R* literally forgot to add an engine to it, or it pretends for the Wastelander to move by sheer force of will alone.

 

Well it does have a diesel tank to the side so I guess you're right. 

[Geisterfaust]

2 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

Anyone remember the tow truck online? Glorious lesson in sync and lag

I do, and I even remember ability to store Lazers in our garages back on original version.

[Hécate-II]

1 hour ago, EkaSwede said:

It'd be nice if we got some sort of vehicle that sort of "welded" a vehicle to it so you could transport it without the vehicle's position getting all screwed up. You know, take the Packer and when you drive a vehicle on top of it you could press a button to fasten it and it'd be part of the vehicle until you pressed another button.

 

Like transporting Insurgent/NightShark in Avenger bay in a nutshell.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

2 hours ago, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

The Mongo Heist Truck from Fast Five (the truck the Wastelander is based on) actually has its engine behind the cab:

 

 

Maybe R* literally forgot to add an engine to it, or it pretends for the Wastelander to move by sheer force of will alone.

 

As retarded cockstar are, they probably situated the engine directly under the car.

for you trollstar:

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

I came across this sh*tty bug until my game crashed. the game wasn't letting me acquire any of my guns.

f*ck you rockstar.

EDIT: Looks like my character was jerking off with his hand movements from the back.

Edited February 17, 2020 by PicklePrick

[Lusis]

Wtf I just realised I didn't get my milli from last week? bruh

Edited February 17, 2020 by Lu$is

[Sn1perguy1040]

45 minutes ago, PicklePrick said:

I came across this sh*tty bug until my game crashed. the game wasn't letting me acquire any of my guns.

f*ck you rockstar.

EDIT: Looks like my character was jerking off with his hand movements from the back.

That f*cking bug! Happened to me once when I was doing targeted data. Btw, it can also happen in story mode. This is just another example of how f*cked up this game is!

[TheGhostFromPast]

2 hours ago, Lu$is said:

Wtf I just realised I didn't get my milli from last week? bruh

Oh….that is just so fracking censored!!! Really! How come this game is still working at all?! Considering how much problems it has this game should be unplayable now.

Edited February 17, 2020 by TheGhostFromPast

[Lusis]

2 minutes ago, TheGhostFromPast said:

Oh….that is just so fracking censored!!! Really! How come this game is still working at all?! Considering how much problems it has this game should be unplayable now.

I know I haven't played much but I know for certain that I logged in during that period, very demotivating lol

 

 

[TheGhostFromPast]

Just now, Lu$is said:

I know I haven't played much but I know for certain that I logged in during that period, very demotivating lol

 

 

 

I agree that is indeed very damn demotivating. In fact I think it's soooo damn demotivating that it can even completely kill player's desire to play GTA:O, especially if all other GTA:O problems are added on top of this.

 

[Lusis]

3 minutes ago, TheGhostFromPast said:

 

I agree that is indeed very damn demotivating. In fact I think it's soooo damn demotivating that it can even completely kill player's desire to play GTA:O, especially if all other GTA:O problems are added on top of this.

 

Maybe if they gave us $10m instead it might encourage more players to play.

 

But it's R* so no chance

[bigeggplant]

2 minutes ago, TheGhostFromPast said:

 

I agree that is indeed very damn demotivating. In fact I think it's soooo damn demotivating that it can even completely kill player's desire to play GTA:O, especially if all other GTA:O problems are added on top of this.

 

Sometimes you gotta turn it off and watch some R* Logic compilation videos and take solace in knowing it's not just happening to you.

[TheGhostFromPast]

1 minute ago, Lu$is said:

Maybe if they gave us $10m instead it might encourage more players to play.

 

But it's R* so no chance

 

That really would be a wonder if company, which is so obviously greedy, would give players $10m. 

 

2 minutes ago, bigeggplant said:

Sometimes you gotta turn it off and watch some R* Logic compilation videos and take solace in knowing it's not just happening to you.

 Yes, it does help when I know that I'm not the only one, who has to go through some censored stuff, at least then I know that I'm not a some kind of a crap magnet, but it doesn't solve the problem or problems. 

 

[hugh750]

why can't we kill ljt??

about an hour ago i was doing a business battle in gtao when it got interrupted by ljt!!

i had to drive all the way from the piers in los santos to the motel in blaine county!!

 

 

 

[jargonaut]

8 minutes ago, hugh750 said:

why can't we kill ljt??

about an hour ago i was doing a business battle in gtao when it got interrupted by ljt!!

i had to drive all the way from the piers in los santos to the motel in blaine county!!

 

 

 

Cause you might want to play OG heists, DD heist or Casino heist again one day. Maybe run some labs for a while, too. And it's nice to be able to fix any issues with the police with a quick phone call. You can't kill someone who is connected to everything

[DominusTaranis]

R*.....
So when you task me to go retrieve an item, and it is in a van and I have to take the whole van and the van is driven by regular NPCs. Complete Civilians. Literal construction workers.....

Wanna.....any chance you wanna like...explain to me how one of them survives multiple headshots?

[DominusTaranis]

Hold the f*cking phone. Sorry for the double post but this is really pissing me off.

Random wanted levels. 
I have been getting random, single star wanted levels for no reason at least once a day for a while now. Sometimes, they make a little sense. Like if I'm passive and hovering around a battle zone, I can understand getting a one star. IRL, surely if some dude in a super car or low-rider is casually cruising around what is essentially an on going war zone, something may be suspicious.

But, just recently, I got a one star immediately after completing a Nightclub sale. One of the "follow the helicopter" ones that ended at the docks a few blocks from my nightclub. 

And I even got one, immediately after joining a session as soon as I left my garage in the middle of the city.

Usually, it's not a big deal, because it's only one star. But that has potential to escalate quickly if it happens at the wrong time and place.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

Can you please stop forcing a parachute on me when I enter my penthouse garage? 

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

6 hours ago, hugh750 said:

why can't we kill ljt??

about an hour ago i was doing a business battle in gtao when it got interrupted by ljt!!

i had to drive all the way from the piers in los santos to the motel in blaine county!!

 

That happened to me so many times before I shut all my MC businesses down.

 

5 hours ago, jargonaut said:

Cause you might want to play OG heists, DD heist or Casino heist again one day. Maybe run some labs for a while, too. And it's nice to be able to fix any issues with the police with a quick phone call. You can't kill someone who is connected to everything

Lester is the one connected to all the heists and removing wanted levels. LJT is just there to annoy you about MC businesses.

[jargonaut]

38 minutes ago, GAUNTLET HELLFIRE said:

That happened to me so many times before I shut all my MC businesses down.

 

Lester is the one connected to all the heists and removing wanted levels. LJT is just there to annoy you about MC businesses.

Spoiler

 

 

[hugh750]

last night i finally unlocked the diamond heist and while i was doing the setup for it, i selected the rune zhaba as a getaway vehicle i had to steal it from the cops.

i ended up in a long police chase and so far i have no plans on buying the zhaba it's so slow and slippery.

r* really needs to fix it.

[Nerfgoth]

22 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

Did they fix so that you dont need to make it stock to use carrying cars?

 

Needed a challenge on the diamond heist and used Young Ancestor to get in.... I had unlocked the lvl 2 access card so why couldn´t I use it?

[Hécate-II]

51 minutes ago, Nerfgoth said:

Did they fix so that you dont need to make it stock to use carrying cars?

No. And considering how slow it is without boost I find it better to change session when player get a sh*tty paleto location like that. I mean I like airlifting with titan, bombushka or bob, or even transporting bikes with Guardian. But in Casino prep context its simpler to get another variation. 

I also "tried" to transport Sandy Shores Vagrants with my Mule Custom and it was so cancer(marksmen spawnkilling me and/or provoking panic aura) that I just ragequited lol. It was after one Merryweather agent one-shotted my Savage with a...raygun. 

[Shiloh Comes]

15 hours ago, TheGhostFromPast said:

 

That really would be a wonder if company, which is so obviously greedy, would give players $10m. 

 

 

 

 

LOL - Rockstar already give you at least 10 million free pretty much most weeks.

 

They are called opportunites to make money, all you have to do is play. I took them for 21 million when CEO work was on double recently.

 

I have 5 large cargo warehouses full, and when that's on double sale too, that's another 22 million.

 

GTA is like real life. You reap what you sow, and if you are lazy and whiny,and full of envy, then you spend it unhappy, with your face pressed up against the glass, watching other people have nice things.

 

If you can't even be bothered to do that, even a nighclub gets you 500-800k a day passive.

 

Have you considered reading some of the tutorial threads?

Edited February 18, 2020 by Shiloh Comes