The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Gunbladelad]

On a side-note, the last guy (He was in a buzzard rather than the OpMk2) who blasted me out the sky when I was minding my own business in the ultralight left the session immediately after I launched a homing missile at him upon respawn.

They gotta protect that K/D rate at any cost, lol.

[nealmac]

Ok, I'm gonna say it. I'm sure it's an unpopular opinion, but I'm fed up of our characters being silent. I hate the whole moody vibe we give off. I wish they spoke. Personally I'm a fan of sarcastic wit, so we should be getting down with some of that. 2 voice actors is all that would be needed, to cover male and female. So yeah. That's my Bitch & Moan for the day. 

[Lupo-Akane]

3 hours ago, nealmac said:

Ok, I'm gonna say it. I'm sure it's an unpopular opinion, but I'm fed up of our characters being silent. I hate the whole moody vibe we give off. I wish they spoke. Personally I'm a fan of sarcastic wit, so we should be getting down with some of that. 2 voice actors is all that would be needed, to cover male and female. So yeah. That's my Bitch & Moan for the day. 

Iv always hated that our toons are silent......

If they where going to add voices next time I would like something like Saints Row 2 were we could pick the voice of our toon.

 

[HamwithCheese]

I just wish they were more more animated. I mean, when idle all they do is just f*ckin stand there. Like, I would've implemented different idle types by now. Check your phone, cross your arms, hands on hips, stretching, yawning...

Edited January 24, 2020 by HamwithCheese

[Lotte]

god it BITES how much cool content in there is in GTA Online that's also locked behind just the dumbest paywalls. I looked through the vehicles list with a friend and it feels kind of dumb to have so many vehicles when 75% of the time you need to buy them to even remember that they're in this game, and especially when the buy in costs for a lot of them are at least 750k or more. I would honestly be okay with the majority of traffic vehicles being ungaragable if we could get the much cooler variety of stuff spawning in into the world that's definitely possible because most of it's already here

[Angry Akula]

On 1/23/2020 at 8:52 PM, Kiethblacklion said:

Same thing with flying the blimp or one of the stunt planes. 

Difference being, no-one can take me down in my Alpha Z1.

[UpdateHater]

why am i always the main target for harrasment? if its not hackers targeting me in lobbies, its getting joined to a bunch of ***tbags in a mission who dont let me in their car, or delibratly drive like their drunk and kick me out and then harrass me, chase me, corner me with their car until the mission is failed because they were acting like a pile of crap, But WHY me?!?!?!?!

[Hécate-II]

game: go stealth

me: ok, lets see how that cool Compact Rifle performs. 

 

 

Spoiler

 

[Arrows to Athens]

Why do I still hear dickheads on the mic when I'm in the clouds, even though my settings have been specifically adjusted to make sure that doesn't happen? It's not pleasant when you randomly start hearing spastics on a sh*t quality mic speaking gibberish at the top of their lungs through your monitor speakers.

 

Stupid Cockstar.

Edited January 25, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[Tomtomsengermany]

Tried to join some random casino heists. 

 

First try: 

 

Sneaky. Host Level 20 and rest of the team 21 and 40. I would prefer to deliver the emp with randoms than playing this bullsh*t 

 

Second try:

 

Aggressive in first person. f*ck Off

 

Third try:

 

Big con. Low Level host tried to split the share even between all 3 players. He gave it up after 10 minutes and left.  

 

Im depressed and  go to bed now 

[Shadowfennekin]

35 minutes ago, Tomtomsengermany said:

 

 

Second try:

 

Aggressive in first person. f*ck Off

 

 

lol

First off in the guy loves first person, HE shouldn't have the lock on. That way he can have first person and NOT set back the rest of his team.

Nobody plays first person except for tryhards and people trying for the 20 hour achievement

[SlammerRPM]

18 hours ago, nealmac said:

Ok, I'm gonna say it. I'm sure it's an unpopular opinion, but I'm fed up of our characters being silent. I hate the whole moody vibe we give off. I wish they spoke. Personally I'm a fan of sarcastic wit, so we should be getting down with some of that. 2 voice actors is all that would be needed, to cover male and female. So yeah. That's my Bitch & Moan for the day. 

I've posted this before but our characters definitely need their own voices. It's likely too late for this game but it's a must have for the next one. I'm sick of being made fun of in heists by either Lester or Trevor about my character being silent. Such as Trevor's rank of saying we are just like those shrinks when he was in the Air Force that just sat there, not saying anything, with their scribbly little pens. R* uses tons of voice actors to do various work for characters in game. They should be able to have some of them voice dialog for our characters, That way we have a decent sized group of both male and female voices to choose from. That way the characters could talk to each other as themselves and to the npcs. And in their own languages. I've seen so many players that either don't have mics, are not using them, are in parties, or they speak in a different language. This would be helpful in missions where the characters could talk to each other giving and receiving directions in their own languages. In the next game I'd like to see the online player characters (OPCs) be able to act in story mode as secondary characters that aid the main story characters. And they can talk, using a menu system, to other secondary characters and do some of the side missions that don't effect the progress of the game. Maybe even bring back the girlfriend (or boyfriend) feature from GTA IV. Just don't make them so needy. Maybe even break the fourth wall and have your character say something aimed at the other OPC's operator such as "Do you have a mic?" or "Wake up! We have a job to do!" for players that just stand there and don't participate. All in their own language. I'd like to see my black female character look at another player and go "What are you lookin at?" followed by a slap on her butt.

Also there needs to be interaction between players. When I recently switched to the XBox One I was expecting that there was some interactivity between OPCs. Things like High Fives, hand shakes, patting someone on the shoulder, back, or backside, different types of hugs. Things like playful slaps to the arm or back of the head. Add some realism to the game and make it more fun. 

[Geisterfaust]

10 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Why do I still hear dickheads on the mic when I'm in the clouds, even though my settings have been specifically adjusted to make sure that doesn't happen? It's not pleasant when you randomly start hearing spastics on a sh*t quality mic speaking gibberish at the top of their lungs through your monitor speakers.

That was never fixed since 2013 and the only fix I've found is to disable voice chat completely in general game settings (not online settings). Be advised, I'm on PC and not sure if there's Voice chat section on consoles.

[Gridl0k]

Motherf*ckers dissassembled him

 

10 hours ago, Tomtomsengermany said:

Big con. Low Level host tried to split the share even between all 3 players. He gave it up after 10 minutes and left.  

A little bonus for my fellow Quick Job masochists - remain in the bugstars van until it's obvious nobody's going to alert them. If the casino is alerted while you're outside and still sitting in it, you should spawn inside in the G6 van and walk right into the vault

 

One more tip - 'ballistic' masks = lazy or dumb or both host. Beware.

Edited January 25, 2020 by Gridl0k

[Hécate-II]

Too many peoples with sh*tty connections or servers are f*cked to core. I gave up trying to play with 3 randos at once. Even when the team is ok I still get one who gets a session split in middle or at the end of the heist ;(

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

15 hours ago, Tomtomsengermany said:

Aggressive in first person. f*ck Off

I had that a few times when doing the 2x contact missions and I just leave. Forcing people to play in first or third person shouldn't be allowed in the game.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

so today was my lucky day to win the podium vehicle for the 2nd time ("yes" I repeat 2nd time) ever since the casino heist DLC was released and this week's car was the Emerus which I actually despise of due its lack of acceleration and handling.

yeah thanks cockstar for gifting me a car that I have already sold because I was not content with it

I swear if it was any other car I would have not got it at all.

[Non Funkable Token]

On 1/25/2020 at 1:45 AM, Tomtomsengermany said:

Big con. Low Level host tried to split the share even between all 3 players. He gave it up after 10 minutes and left.  

 

[Spade of Aces]

To this day, I am still mildly upset that we can not buy the Arena War Pegasus vehicles. They're still locked behind leveling up in that dead-as-a-doornail game mode, and I refuse to waste 3 years of my life trying to get the Clown Van or the GoGo Monkey Blista.

 

Along with those Arena ready cars not having ordinary civilian counterparts. (Looking at you, ZR-380, Brutus, and Limo Glendale)

[ventogt]

7 hours ago, PicklePrick said:

so today was my lucky day to win the podium vehicle for the 2nd time ("yes" I repeat 2nd time) ever since the casino heist DLC was released and this week's car was the Emerus which I actually despise of due its lack of acceleration and handling.

yeah thanks cockstar for gifting me a car that I have already sold because I was not content with it

I swear if it was any other car I would have not got it at all.

Rockstar knows your thoughts and mainlines the disappointment straight to your veins!  I can't complain on the wheel, I'm not a glitcher and have gotten the F40, Diablo, Neo, and Alfa Quadrifoglio.  The game has kicked me in the dick many times in between with clothing and RP but the cars I actually enjoy and want to drive I have randomly won.

 

Edit: I think I have Stockholm syndrome to a degree since I was a week 2 player when I got the F40/Turismo Classic and had about $20K to my name

Edited January 26, 2020 by ventogt

[Arrows to Athens]

Something seriously needs to be done about the health of the terminator AI in missions. The amount of health they have is absolutely bizarre on so many insanely extreme levels. How are they able to eat 1 or 2 heavy sniper shots to the chest and still live? Or take an entire magazine of my AP Pistol and still keep on going?

 

The ones in Headunter are on a whole new level when it comes to health. These dudes can eat 2 - 3 heavy revolver Mk2 shots and still survive. What pillock over there are Dumbstar coded these f uckers? Holy mother of all that's holy. 

 

Dumbstar, you strange as f uck!

[Cavot]

What is it with players kicking high level players out of their lobbies/heists? sh*t makes no sense to me if you're being peaceful or just wanting to help. 

[El Diablo 702]

8 minutes ago, Cavot said:

What is it with players kicking high level players out of their lobbies/heists? sh*t makes no sense to me if you're being peaceful or just wanting to help. 

We thought you knew,  this game just came out yesterday so anybody with a higher level than theirs must have bought their acct. and have no skill or your a modder. 

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

F*cking research. I've started playing on my guy more now and I want an explosive sniper but all that is coming up is vehicle mods and liveries that I don't even want. $7 million wasted on crap I don't want and will never buy. I could have done it cheaper like I did on my girl but I don't feel like waiting weeks and constantly going to my bunker to buy supplies.

[Arrows to Athens]

25 minutes ago, El Diablo 702 said:

We thought you knew,  this game just came out yesterday so anybody with a higher level than theirs must have bought their acct. and have no skill or your a modder. 

Exactly. How do people still not know this after one day? Smh...

[DominusTaranis]

So, this is entirely my fault, I know, but it's still dumb.
I was trying to do some doomsday preps in an unpopulated lobby that rapidly got populated midway through them. Doing all of this for some scrub lord with double digit IQ points. Trying to be nice...
Anyway, I'm flying in my buzzard towards my targets and TWO deluxos are basically on approach. They're not after me, but heading towards something else as I'm flying to my target. They divert and take me out with deluxo missiles then just leave. I spawn my deluxo, basically killing the low level guy after I warned him I needed a ride because he had my APC on the other side of the map. Again, double digit IQ here. He leaves after getting merc'd by police and I figure I'll just head towards my targets, finish up the preps and go about my business for later. 

A broomstick is nearby and diverts. I get lock on warnings, so I turn, fire and immediately drop out of flight mode to try and drop into cover of teh vinewood hills mansions and stuff. No dice. I get taken out, so does he. Respawn, call MMI, summon deluxo, leave. As soon as I get airborne, a SECOND broomstick shows up, the guy's buddy, and it's a rinse and repeat of the "we kill each other with our super missiles" event. 

What in the f*cking balls, man? The new age of "a win is a win" pvp tilts the f*ck out of me. This kind of OP missile launching douche craft shouldn't exist. 

[Shadowfennekin]

Called everyone who drives a Nightshark a pussy before and I'll stand by that statement.

Some c*nt came after my Nightclub delivery, nuked him with a proxy. He came back.... in a Nightshark.

f*cking c*nt

Couldn't do sh*t though as the miniguns are sh*t on that lol

 

But he proved my point, you're a f*cking pussy if you drive one.

[whywontyoulisten]

4 hours ago, GAUNTLET HELLFIRE said:

F*cking research. I've started playing on my guy more now and I want an explosive sniper but all that is coming up is vehicle mods and liveries that I don't even want. $7 million wasted on crap I don't want and will never buy. I could have done it cheaper like I did on my girl but I don't feel like waiting weeks and constantly going to my bunker to buy supplies.

 

 

[SlammerRPM]

A simple suggestion to some of the idiots hosting the Prison Break finales. Please give the pilot job to somebody with decent flying skills (I'm maxed out) instead of someone with only one bar on the skills list. That way the pilot won't crash the plane before even making it past the Vinewood sign.

[Shadowfennekin]

31 minutes ago, SlammerRPM said:

A simple suggestion to some of the idiots hosting the Prison Break finales. Please give the pilot job to somebody with decent flying skills (I'm maxed out) instead of someone with only one bar on the skills list. That way the pilot won't crash the plane before even making it past the Vinewood sign.

The pilots need to grow a brain too.

Rather than head right for the destination, just sit in the plane for a few minutes before taking off. Let the Demo have time to get to the airport after a restart, and also lend a bit of assistance to the prison team from a safe distance