The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[ten-a-penny]

13 hours ago, Handsome Jack said:

Another thing is we should be able to autoaim the AI no matter what we can with players I'm so sick of AI getting these stupid fecking bullsh*t passes

 

Lol f ucking is fecking now? Just allow the word you f ucking jackasses

Bruh. Whole reason why I play with Auto Aim is because of this sh*t right here.

[suicidal_banana]

On 1/13/2020 at 9:25 AM, Arrows to Athens said:

Why are we still not able to purchase the Interceptor, let alone any of the law enforcement vehicles, after 6 years?

Soon™

 

Its a bit suspicious how we got most outfits people used to 'steal' trough glitches as legit outfits in the Diamond Casino Heist, and how you can even use the noose outfit during that heist but then its the only outfit you cant unlock, there have been rumors about a cops&robbers dlc for years, we're prolly getting that soon, not in the least because they did deliver on the rumored casino heist aswell.

[Geisterfaust]

10 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

I could totally see them selling a special garage that "removes police trackers" or some sh*t in order to store and customize these cars

Don't forget that since you're not a real cop, you will be wanted every time cops are nearby. Oh, they don't patrol the streets in V, yeah...

[ten-a-penny]

50 minutes ago, suicidal_banana said:

Soon™ 

Wait. How did you type that "tm" that way? Sometime ago there was a way for you to do it, but apparently the moda changed the code.

[Taterman]

13 minutes ago, ten-a-penny said:

Wait. How did you type that "tm" that way? Sometime ago there was a way for you to do it, but apparently the moda changed the code.

It's done with ASCII Code®.

 

 

[Geisterfaust]

9 minutes ago, Taterman said:

It's done with ASCII Code®.

 

 

Old school brother. 

[suicidal_banana]

Alt+0153 -> ™

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

Why the hell do Lester, LJT and Brucie call so much, why the feck can't they be more like Bryony and Wendy, I remember when I first acquired my arena, Bryony only called me once and never again and when I purchased the Arcade, Wendy never called me.

please dickstar give me a fecking break.

EDIT: what is fecking?!!!! lol

Edited January 14, 2020 by PicklePrick

[The Queenslayer]

Why are all mod shops unavailable?  Open up but no mechanic.  

 

@PricklePrick fecking is what Irish would say 

 

[Hécate-II]

So they "patched" being able to access office and get a buzzard in contact mission, it was a cool feature though. Stay AFK in office for 15 min, ask buzzard, get the sh*t done...

Spoiler

 

[Kiethblacklion]

10 minutes ago, Hécate-II said:

So they "patched" being able to access office and get a buzzard in contact mission, it was a cool feature though. Stay AFK in office for 15 min, ask buzzard, get the sh*t done...

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The fact that so many vehicles are unavailable during contact missions and heists is just ridiculous to begin with. Rockstar wants us to buy all this stuff but not use it in the way we want to. The MOC and Avenger would be cool to use during contact missions and heists but that would make earning money too easy and lower shark card profits.

[AcidRain7744]

1 hour ago, PicklePrick said:

Why the hell do Lester, LJT and Brucie call so much, why the feck can't they be more like Bryony and Wendy, I remember when I first acquired my arena, Bryony only called me once and never again and when I purchased the Arcade, Wendy never called me.

please dickstar give me a fecking break.

EDIT: what is fecking?!!!! lol

You can get rid of Brucie by buying BST from him.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

1 hour ago, AcidXRain73 said:

You can get rid of Brucie by buying BST from him.

I always buy BST but from the CEO abilities menu.

PS: Brucie doesn't really call too much, its more Lester and LJT or even English Dave.

[Arrows to Athens]

2 hours ago, The Queenslayer said:

Why are all mod shops unavailable?  Open up but no mechanic.  

 

New bug. It's happened to me twice now. Only solution is to switch session.

[AcidRain7744]

44 minutes ago, PicklePrick said:

I always buy BST but from the CEO abilities menu.

PS: Brucie doesn't really call too much, its more Lester and LJT or even English Dave.

Try using the phone contact for Brucie. One less douche bothering you.

[Arrows to Athens]

Why do NPCs just love making random sudden u-turns in the middle of the road for no apparent reason? And it's usually when you're about to pass them, as if they're planning to have you t-bone them

 

 

 

[B7R]

3 hours ago, Hécate-II said:

So they "patched" being able to access office and get a buzzard in contact mission

Seriously? 

 

Cant' believe this is where their priorities are at. Making changes no one honestly asked for. 

 

If I had to guess I think they realised people would go to contact missions and AFK and allow stock to build up in free-mode without having to then deal with daily charges and that crap. If you can't even access your apartment now during a contact mission then I'm calling this 100% confirmed for being the reason. There is just no other reason I can think of why'd they'd do this besides to annoy players. 

 

At this point I'm glad I'm taking a break from GTAOnline along with my friends because it seems that while I'm on break, the bullsh*t on this game continues to grow & grow and make the game less entertaining and more of a chore and annoyance. 

[EkaSwede]

gold dupe glitch patched. Ouch, but I guess it was expected. hopefully most of us made enough cash. Finale's still a good earner.

[Hécate-II]

34 minutes ago, B7R said:

Seriously? 

 

Cant' believe this is where their priorities are at. Making changes no one honestly asked for. 

 

If I had to guess I think they realised people would go to contact missions and AFK and allow stock to build up in free-mode without having to then deal with daily charges and that crap. If you can't even access your apartment now during a contact mission then I'm calling this 100% confirmed for being the reason. There is just no other reason I can think of why'd they'd do this besides to annoy players. 

 

At this point I'm glad I'm taking a break from GTAOnline along with my friends because it seems that while I'm on break, the bullsh*t on this game continues to grow & grow and make the game less entertaining and more of a chore and annoyance. 

You can still stay in appartment for long afk but office was better for pegasus concierge. So concretly its just office afk patched. 

[Arrows to Athens]

17 minutes ago, B7R said:

Seriously? 

 

Cant' believe this is where their priorities are at. Making changes no one honestly asked for. 

 

If I had to guess I think they realised people would go to contact missions and AFK and allow stock to build up in free-mode without having to then deal with daily charges and that crap. If you can't even access your apartment now during a contact mission then I'm calling this 100% confirmed for being the reason. There is just no other reason I can think of why'd they'd do this besides to annoy players. 

 

At this point I'm glad I'm taking a break from GTAOnline along with my friends because it seems that while I'm on break, the bullsh*t on this game continues to grow & grow and make the game less entertaining and more of a chore and annoyance. 

Meanwhile, permanent off-radar and God mode glitches roam free.

[GreenArrow]

Daily objective time!!

Character #1: Spin the Lucky Wheel.

-Character #1 spins said wheel, 2,500 RP prize.-

Me: Okay, that's lame.

 

Character #2's daily objective time:

Character #2: Spin the Lucky Wheel

-Makes way into Casino.-

GTA: Sorry, you can only spin once every 24 hours. Please try again tomorrow.

 

But I was on my second character. This should allow you to spin, but nope. Rockstar had to patch that. And then they give you the same objective twice. "Dance for us, monkey." said Rockstar.

 

So they patch the glitch where you're able to retrieve more gold in a heist because $2.7 million shared between two characters is far too much!!

 

How I assume a conversation would go down..

Me: So, $2.7 million between two characters is too much?

R* : Yes.

Me: But your cars are becoming more and more expensive. A $850 Vauxhall Corsa is $400,000.

R*: Yes but inflation.

Me: It doesn't work like that, but okay.  $1.35 million for 2 hours grinding is too much for you to let us have?

R*:Yes. Shark Cards.

Me: But the cars are getting more expensive.

R*: I know the Open Wheel cars will be over $3.6 million to purchase, but we can't have you making too much money!! Our shark cards will be affected and the $6 BILLION we made from video game sales is just not enough for our greedy pockets.

 

 

They really love to piss on our parades, don't they??

[TheLordMarvel]

They patched the fecking Gold glitch. Literally didn't need patching. All it did was make people play their fecking heists more. But nope, they just want you to buy their fecking shurk kurds. 

 

R* literally keep increasing car prices to ridiculous levels, and also lowered the amount of money you can earn. 

 

 

R*...

 

[Arrows to Athens]

Why in the feck does this spastic game default back to the peashooters whenever I get back into my armoured Paragon? I will last leave it on my AP Pistol, then when I get out and get back in, it goes back to the peashooters. Man, Cockstar love the peashooters, don't they?

 

Take your peashooters and shove them up your prick!

[EkaSwede]

With gold down (but not out, still pays pretty well) who knows when they'll secretly patch Artwork to change the hacking mini game to that KEypad Cracker which takes waaay longer than fingerprints? Or they increase the fingerprints required to maximum?

[DuhBritishTea]

So I got kicked out of my car and got my game crashed by presumably a cheater scum because I was beating them in a race to an objective.

 

How sad and pathetic do you have to be? 

Worst part is the game warned me about being a "bad sport" for leaving xd. I got booted from the game because your anticheat sucks.

Edited January 15, 2020 by DuhBritishTea

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

Imagine patching bugs in a game...

 

Unbelievable!

 

Spoiler

Of course I'd rather see them patch invincibility and off radar glitches instead, but bitching about things they are supposed to do as if they weren't supposed to do them is stupid.

 

Edited January 15, 2020 by oleg_aka_djmeg

[Tomtomsengermany]

 

 

Edited January 15, 2020 by Tomtomsengermany

[Hécate-II]

8 hours ago, TheLordMarvel said:

They patched the fecking Gold glitch.

For the first time we had a heist where we could rob +2Mio as individual share. The first time I played Agressive+gold glitch and 85/85+replay(PC), it really felt like in HEAT final heist(when they rob 12Mio:4). I was like..."damn, greatly designed DLC R* gg"

Edited January 15, 2020 by Hécate-II

[Gridl0k]

Yeah I've had fun dumping millions on low level players, can still be muay generoso I guess but not like that.

 

Wish they'd fix the fecking Quick Job option for DCH as fast as that.

[IceDree]

16 hours ago, Hécate-II said:

So they "patched" being able to access office and get a buzzard in contact mission, it was a cool feature though. Stay AFK in office for 15 min, ask buzzard, get the sh*t.

They did that with DC&R.

 

There used to be a way around it by starting a CM while inside the office, but they patched that as well.

 

Now the office, its garages & the modshop are off limits during CMs, pathetic if you ask me.

 

14 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

New bug. It's happened to me twice now. Only solution is to switch session.

Its been going on for years, it just happens more frequently nowadays for some reason.