The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[DarkReign27]

4 minutes ago, Kiethblacklion said:

And welcome to the real fun of GTA Online. What you experienced with your friends is the exact reason why I don't focus on grinding for money and buying stuff like the Terrorbyte and Deluxo or Oppressor. There can be so much fun to be had with friends when you take your focus off the "work" and just enjoy the environment and mechanics the game offers.

Yup ever since they added the Orbital Canon and Opressor 1 I thought to myself why play it the way Rockstar wants and now im just lending vehicles to friends for their missions to unlock content or fooling around and I play everything involving NPCs/Coop and I have a lot more fun no frustration. Still the game I remember if you play it the way you want.

[Arrows to Athens]

This game, I swear...

 

 

 

Edited August 20, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Acesez]

so i load up online im in my mc less then 10 secs to spawn a oppresor and im getting raided like f*ck off

[BOOGIEMAN219]

I can't race, I will never unlock the stone silver paint.

[kcole4001]

1 hour ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

I can't race, I will never unlock the stone silver paint.

It's foolish.

All I want is Midnight Blue...8 more best laps...and then I still have to pay like $50,000 or whatever for it.

Jeez, it's just paint, if we're paying that much for colors, just let us have them.

 

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Today, miracle of miracles, I let my bunker get to $272,000 somehow (lost track of production), but I get two single drop Insurgents!

I can do this!

Stupid Cartel bums attack (I swear any time you have armor the game conspires to strip it).

Take the OP Mk II back for the second Insurgent...there are two Cartel cars there waiting right beside the fresh Insurgent.

Kill them, drive to the drop, I'm about 1/4 mile away with 4 minutes left, plenty of time...

......Agent 14: "Get a move on, this is talking too long".

You're the one who set up the mission doughhole!

I'd like to strangle that dumbass!

Edited August 21, 2018 by kcole4001

[Khaisz]

2000+ pages of explaining what is wrong with GTA:O and complaining about stuff in the game, next up let's hit 2018 pages before 2018 ends.

Edited August 21, 2018 by Khaisz

[⁣V⁣]

How to ruin a great character that is known for only saying few words? Simple, just give him a phone so they can call you all the f*cking time.

Notable examples:

- Lester

- your office assistant

- Agent 14

- Tony Prince and now

- Paige

 

I blame LJT. Say what you want about Finance and Felony, at least your secretary didn't call you to inform you that you've delivered the crate after you've delivered the crate.

But then LJT had to happen and the secretary grew the need to call you alot.

 

That was 2 years ago. Rockstar, please, stop with the annoying phonecalls. Or at least give us the option to decline answering.

[xxJ0n4Th0Nxx]

11 minutes ago, V said:

That was 2 years ago. Rockstar, please, stop with the annoying phonecalls. Or at least give us the option to decline answering.

I wouldn't mind them calling about buying things if it was just once, the first time you load in after a new update. That usually doesn't bother me because I often buy those big things straight away. But I had my office assistant bugging me about the office garage for ages before I finally caved.

 

Paige can f*ck off though, pestering me about not using the Terrorbyte after I bought it and used it for dozens of client jobs and a lot of resupplies started from it? Ok... 

 

I can sort of understand LJT calling about supplies, but that gets annoying real quick, especially with 5 businesses running. We need another way of checking supplies when we are away from our MC businesses, even an SMS from LJT when our supplies run out would be far less invasive. He should only be calling me when I'm getting raided.

 

And they always choose the worst times to call, always when you're about to open your interaction menu or something using the D-pad.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

 

weird ass floating car can't see why docks tar can't get rid of these small bugs...

[M.K.N.]

And yet another new Adversary Mode nobody ever talks about is getting added tomorrow.

 

I wonder how long it'll take for R* to realize that nobody plays Adversary Modes anymore? It's popularity was short-lived yet they continue to shove their fans' faces with one pointless Adversary Mode to the next.

[SlammerRPM]

After the past two nights I seriously want to be able to reach through my monitor and snap the necks of some of these effing modders.

Saturday night after trying to join my first session and getting timed out three times in a row I join a session with only two other players. And I notice one of them has their name in gold on the drop down list and is called "Drug Dealer". I go to the Pause menu and look up his gamer card and he has a gamertag different from his display name. It's G1337K. I exit the gamer info pane and on the player list I see that my rank is now 1. I exit the Pause menu and check my rank and it shows as 1 but I do have all my money (Thank God). I immediately power off and restart to prevent it from saving the derank. On restart I verify that my old rank is still there.

Last night after returning from a heist mission I'm restocking at the Ammunation and come out to find some dude messing with my car. He runs off. my map begins to act weird so I check my rank and money. My rank has been dropped to 1. Again. Fortunately a quick power off and restart keeps it from saving.

I've got to the point after 6 deranks that whenever I notice my game acting up I immediately power off.

But two nights in a row is ridiculous.

[Cackling Jack]

2 hours ago, V said:

How to ruin a great character that is known for only saying few words? Simple, just give him a phone so they can call you all the f*cking time.

Notable examples:

- Lester

- your office assistant

- Agent 14

- Tony Prince and now

- Paige

 

I blame LJT. Say what you want about Finance and Felony, at least your secretary didn't call you to inform you that you've delivered the crate after you've delivered the crate.

But then LJT had to happen and the secretary grew the need to call you alot.

 

That was 2 years ago. Rockstar, please, stop with the annoying phonecalls. Or at least give us the option to decline answering.

Or give us an option to mute our phone like single player. 

[T-ru]

The point of gta online is to makes the players nervous, angry and poor (poor in the game) and then some people start thinking to invest their real money in the shark cards to buy virtual money for all the stuff which are offered by annoying phone calls from Lester, Ron, Female hacker from the single player, agent 14, Tony...etc

 

The most annoying thing to me is when you buy something you need to buy and something else because it's needed for the first thing that you bought!

Today I bought oppresor mkII then I realized that I need to buy the Terrorbyte too if I want turbo and rockets in my MKII and these upgrades are not free!!!WTF

So you need a tons of hours of playing to save some not so much money!!!

 

R* WTF??!!

 

Another thing is WHY the most of the heist are not possible with one player, like the missions!!!??? I don't have the nerves and time to wait someone or some kid to join me in some loading, loading... Heist!

[DrKrankenstein]

TLDR:  want , didn't get, nag nag nag. you people need a new game.

[CrysisAverted]

oh boy cant wait to win hunting pack for that trade price

teammate leaves

now its 2 defending against 4

other team wins 3 out of 5

we wun 2 out of 5

lol nobody delivered the f*cking truck but they win because we got f*cked and had to try to deliver the truck most times

f*ck this cocksucking game always f*ck me in teambalance

Edited August 21, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[Shadowfennekin]

This version of Hunting Pack just feels so dragged out getting to the end

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

2 hours ago, KSI_IS_STUPID_ said:

 

weird ass floating car can't see why docks tar can't get rid of these small bugs...

Cockstar*

1 hour ago, M.K.N. said:

And yet another new Adversary Mode nobody ever talks about is getting added tomorrow.

 

I wonder how long it'll take for R* to realize that nobody plays Adversary Modes anymore? It's popularity was short-lived yet they continue to shove their fans' faces with one pointless Adversary Mode to the next.

Dont get me wrong there are some that are okay but no one plays them including me..

[CrysisAverted]

26 minutes ago, CrysisAverted said:

oh boy cant wait to win hunting pack for that trade price

teammate leaves

now its 2 defending against 4

other team wins 3 out of 5

we wun 2 out of 5

lol nobody delivered the f*cking truck but they win because we got f*cked and had to try to deliver the truck most times

f*ck this cocksucking game always f*ck me in teambalance

x2

gotta love starting on the f*cking defending team

[fabisgeffm]

Defending: 1 (I delivered the car )

Attacking: 9 

GG Rockstar 

Edited August 21, 2018 by fabisgeffm

[DominusTaranis]

Ah, yes. Hunting Pack. Thank f*ck the last round was me driving because NO body else of the nine other f*cks there could have managed that win. Turning against pits and actually bullying the attackers back. I slapped more than one of those dinky little super cars out of my way. They did manage to get me a quarter of the way to exploded, tho. GG

As far as a moan, has anyone else noticed their characters getting locked into animations? I've had several instances lately of trying to enter a vehicle, and he'll SPRINT UP TO IT LIKE OMG GOTTA GET IN AND GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO then stop, double back and SPRINT THE f*ck AWAY LIKE OH sh*t IT'S GONNA BLOW and then spring BACK like he realized it wasn't gonna explode and then... I think you get the idea....And another instance where I toggled to get into the vehicle, not realizing there was a fence in the way. Obviously, instead of hopping the fence, the pathfinding sends him around it, but I'm here desperately trying to get him to do ANYTHING but jog ALLLLLLL the way around the f*cking fence and it takes way longer than it should reasonably to get him to do what I'm instructing.
I like GTA 5's physics engine, but I would NOT put it in any other game without a serious reworking of how your character handles. Running needs to feel meaty but responses need to be qwisp.

[DrKrankenstein]

42 minutes ago, CrysisAverted said:

x2

gotta love starting on the f*cking defending team

poor fella.....hope you get a break soon.

[Rafae]

whoever came up with this remix of hunting pack that no one asked for deserves to have their groin electrocuted

Edited August 21, 2018 by Rafae

[ntinoskonsta]

5 years and still no f*cking Eurobeat radio station smh C*

[autofanatic]

5 hours ago, V said:

How to ruin a great character that is known for only saying few words? Simple, just give him a phone so they can call you all the f*cking time.

Notable examples:

- Lester

- your office assistant

- Agent 14

- Tony Prince and now

- Paige

 

I blame LJT. Say what you want about Finance and Felony, at least your secretary didn't call you to inform you that you've delivered the crate after you've delivered the crate.

But then LJT had to happen and the secretary grew the need to call you alot.

 

That was 2 years ago. Rockstar, please, stop with the annoying phonecalls. Or at least give us the option to decline answering.

Ron is the man! He is also so f*cking annoying and yes, he keeps calling but I refuse to purchase that f*cking hangner, Damn you! Ron, please f*ck off!

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

1 minute ago, autofanatic said:

Ron is the man! He is also so f*cking annoying and yes, he keeps calling but I refuse to purchase that f*cking hangner, Damn you! Ron, please f*ck off!

damn I cant stand f*cking lester always calling me about them sh*tty heists lester you fat f*ck stop calling me!!

[RyuNova]

*completes mission*
*gets in Thruster*
*takes off and leans forward to move forward*
*RIIIIIIINNNNG* "LJT HE..."
*explodes from accidentally firing missile when answering*



*just got twenty two thousand for Headhunter*
*insurance bill is ten grand*



Insurance on Weaponised Vehicles is stupid. It should be removed from all Weaponised Vehicles but remain on no Weaponised but only if the vehicle is destroyed by another person then they should have to pay. If you destroy your vehicle you should not have to pay. Its just another money sink that impedes the fun of the game. 

Edited August 21, 2018 by RyuNova

[Spectre "2K"]

the fact that i even managed to win driving that pounder custom is a sign that i should never play any of the other maps ever again. That was at least 7 minutes of painfully slow dodging 

[BlackMilk]

Playing an adversary mode to unlock a vehicle. Again. I got lucky with Deadline a couple of times for the Shotaro but I hoped that'd be the end of it. Now I need to win this new stuff to unlock a batmobile?

Come ooooon.

 

Don't do this to me. And don't do this to my potential teammates who are actually into adversary modes and want to win.

[Shadowfennekin]

A minor bitch and moan....

But how come the Lazer never goes on sale but the Hydra goes on sale every other month?!

I'd gladly buy the Lazer if it got discounted..... even 30%!

But noooooo only personal sales so far..... which I don't get as the only personal sales I get are shark card related(this week) and Red Dead 2 digital pre-order(Again, why can't we get a code in our physical copies, hm Greedstar????)

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

16 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

A minor bitch and moan....

But how come the Lazer never goes on sale but the Hydra goes on sale every other month?!

I'd gladly buy the Lazer if it got discounted..... even 30%!

But noooooo only personal sales so far..... which I don't get as the only personal sales I get are shark card related(this week) and Red Dead 2 digital pre-order(Again, why can't we get a code in our physical copies, hm Greedstar????)

I believe that rockstar has a idea of how many scumbags like to fly in the air with hydras and randomly love killing people when the people in the hydra know they have a better advantage of killing other players, if you fire your homing launcher at a hydra best chances they will evade the rocket, so what my point is sh*tty rockstar want to put it up for sale so more scumbags buy it and fly it in the air and ruin other people's fun, rockstar should just get rid of them in my opinion that would make los santos a better and a safer place where there is no mass destruction by these f*cking hydras lol