The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Arrows to Athens]

Look at this Dubsta on the left. Do people normally drive like this in LA?

 

 

[TheFroggmann]

4 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Look at this Dubsta on the left. Do people normally drive like this in LA?

 

 

Yes.

[Lupo-Akane]

On 1/8/2020 at 9:23 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

Why do the cops love getting your way? And I swear they tend to try and crash into you, even though you're not wanted.

 

I would pay top dollar just to be able to disable these f*ckers.

IV been saying since CEO's came out that I would pay to rent a lobby.

Have control of cops, weather, time of day, weapons/weaponized vehicles and the ability to just kick out people without voting on it.

 

Yah we should already have that in invite or solo lobbies but it's R* and they suck at there job...

[Geisterfaust]

13 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Look at this Dubsta on the left. Do people normally drive like this in LA?

Barcode in notification was even funnier than AI driving.

[paperbagdude]

1 hour ago, Boozey St John said:

No armored guards, no shot guns, or anything that's been killing you before. 

 

You'll have less guards with no armor and a sh*tty machine gun. 

 

1 hour ago, oleg_aka_djmeg said:

Game provides descriptions for every prep, you should read those next time.

-snip-

Thanks guys, this will defintely help  

[Boozey St John]

1 hour ago, paperbagdude said:

 

Thanks guys, this will defintely help  

Anytime and enjoy the heist!  

Edited January 10, 2020 by Boozey St John
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[Arrows to Athens]

Start up a contact mission (Hit em’ Up), random joins, we complete the mission, at the voting screen, twat cunt votes for the Casino mission despite it not even showing up as double pay, I vote for a regular contact mission, stupid motherf*cker wins the vote, ends up being the Casino mission, even though I was host. 
 

Why do retards love Casino missions so much? They are inferior to contact missions in almost every single aspect. You can’t even play another one right after, you get put through a 2 minute black screen, and you’re thrown back into free roam. Now, there’s even more of a reason not to do them, seeing as they’re not paying out double like regular contact missions are, so there is literally no reason why any sane person would play them over regular missions. 
 

Just why? I don’t get it. And why are Casino missions always showing up when I’m doing regular missions, Cockstar?

Edited January 11, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[Lupo-Akane]

I wish they would add a normal version of the navy revolver.......

I don't like the blood and stuff all over and theres prolly more out there that feels the same way but R* has to be flippin stupid and just adds the bloody one. Why is it so hard for them to think outside the box, does it not cross there minds that not every one wants to carry a bloody thing around? 

Edited January 11, 2020 by Lupo-Akane

[Hécate-II]

I'd really like an option "Meme Vehicles" On/Off during Contact Missions. Just like you have Forced First Person or whatever its called. f*cking overdose of broomsticks. 

[Arrows to Athens]

What the actual f*ck? 

 

 

Is this game seriously that broken beyond repair, or am I being punked? At first, I immediately suspected mods, but then I remembered that this is PS4.

[gtafan26]

1 hour ago, Hécate-II said:

I'd really like an option "Meme Vehicles" On/Off during Contact Missions. Just like you have Forced First Person or whatever its called. f*cking overdose of broomsticks. 

I agree,  I did a 7 job playlist and had my MKII when I started it,  I only used it for traveling to the objective points, that was it.

[Shadowfennekin]

3 hours ago, Hécate-II said:

I'd really like an option "Meme Vehicles" On/Off during Contact Missions. Just like you have Forced First Person or whatever its called. f*cking overdose of broomsticks. 

Well you can be damn sure I'm using my FREE explosives over losing half my pay on sticky bombs required to blow sh*t up. No different than Buzzard/Savage spammers from back in the day

[gtafan26]

15 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Well you can be damn sure I'm using my FREE explosives over losing half my pay on sticky bombs required to blow sh*t up. No different than Buzzard/Savage spammers from back in the day

Yeah I agree with this too, its nice to save  money on the boom boom's.

[HamwithCheese]

I think I just spent 900k dollars on gun liveries. Not tints, just liveries.

 

Jesus Christ.

[El Diablo 702]

1 hour ago, HamwithCheese said:

I think I just spent 900k dollars on gun liveries. Not tints, just liveries.

 

Jesus Christ.

Just like with cars, tool boxes, and everything else - stickers make em go faster and if all else fails at least they look cool. 

[Hécate-II]

6 hours ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Well you can be damn sure I'm using my FREE explosives over losing half my pay on sticky bombs required to blow sh*t up. No different than Buzzard/Savage spammers from back in the day

I'm that kind of player but I also know to keep it reasonable when I play with peoples who just want to drive their normal cars. MKII and Deluxo are everywhere and once the beginning of the Mission and in Repo/Dispatch where Pegasus vehicles are forbidden(not personal aircrafts). 

 

Edited January 11, 2020 by Hécate-II

[Gridl0k]

Whoever made the traffic cones has never seen a traffic cone

 

 

Solid base

[ten-a-penny]

19 hours ago, paperbagdude said:

I can't express how much I regret to have chosen The Big Con in my casino heist. 

 

Either you get spotted by a guard with x-ray vision, or you will be killed by the endless hordes of guards armed with assualt rifles and automatic shotguns. Only equipped with this sh*tty ceramic pistol and a bunch tear gas grenades which you can take damage off (though wearing gas masks), you are doomed to be f*cked, with no space in between the hordes to swipe the key cards into the mantrap doors. You have absolutely no chance.

 

It's f*cking horrible. My friend and I are both skilled players, yet we have failed it 12 times now and will probably leave it for a couple of days now. f*ck

REALLY? It's the easiest ever. With randumbs I understand, but with players who knows what they're doing? C'mon. 

 

Just don't bump into any guard, easy.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

On 1/10/2020 at 2:32 AM, Lonely-Martin said:

Just curious, did you do all preps? Particularly the 'Duggan Shipments' setup as completing that job drastically reduces NPC power against us.

 

Although if it was just a buggy spawn for the NPC's, I feel ya. That sh*t gets nasty and plagued the Doomsday Heist for so many. Stupid really.

dickstar's most common bug is "dun" "dun" dun" spawns.

On 1/10/2020 at 10:08 AM, PetrolCB said:

Maybe your character thought it was an Uber.

Uber's in gta? thats a beginning of a new revolution lol

19 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Look at this Dubsta on the left. Do people normally drive like this in LA?

 

 

more like dumbsta.

PS:  what car is that?

[askinnywhitedildo]

Simeonomics 

 

The absolute f*cking mongs who can't park the cars in their spots the correct way. How f*cking retarded can you be? 

[Arrows to Athens]

7 hours ago, PicklePrick said:

dickstar's most common bug is "dun" "dun" dun" spawns.

Uber's in gta? thats a beginning of a new revolution lol

more like dumbsta.

PS:  what car is that?

Jugular.

[Geisterfaust]

1 hour ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

Simeonomics 

 

The absolute f*cking mongs who can't park the cars in their spots the correct way. How f*cking retarded can you be? 

Dont forger the one who blocks the exit from the plane. I've played with random once who took a street car, got into the plane too fast, flipped it somehow and died. He was not trolling and the car got stuck there and later exploded. Never seen anything similar and still laughing. 

Edited January 12, 2020 by Geisterfaust

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

On 1/10/2020 at 6:53 PM, Lupo-Akane said:

I wish they would add a normal version of the navy revolver.......

I don't like the blood and stuff all over and theres prolly more out there that feels the same way but R* has to be flippin stupid and just adds the bloody one. Why is it so hard for them to think outside the box, does it not cross there minds that not every one wants to carry a bloody thing around? 

Agreed, both the Navy Revolver and the Double Action Revolver would look better without those skins:

 

 

 

At least make the skins optional, just like with most weapons.

[Arrows to Athens]

Has anyone else experienced this strange bug where you are able to enter LSC, but there’s no mechanic inside, thus you are unable to use its facilities. This will affect every LSC around the map. The only solution is to change session. 
 

sh*t’s happened twice now, and it’s really starting to piss me off. Fix this, Cuntstar.

 

EDIT: Here's some footage of me visiting 3 different LSCs to show you what it's all about. 

 

 

^For some strange reason, in the first one, a mechanic spawned, but he decided to casually walk out. Then another one spawned inside, but I was still unable to use the LSC.

Edited January 12, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[J-Scott-D]

Everyone in GTAO seems to have no problems glitching F1 wheels onto their vehicles.

 

I am the exception, lol. 

[awesomefoot]

Nothing like playing an Arena War Flag game that ends up 5 against 1. You can guess which team I was on.

 

Sad thing is we started 5 against 4 and won the first two rounds. They didn't comeback until the first player on our team quit.

[Arrows to Athens]

This is f*cking pure literal bullsh*t. I used iFruit to change my wheels on the Deluxo, and after I confirmed the order at LSC, I realized that it removed my f*cking Golden Shower headlights which I had purchased from the Arena workshop. I had to spend 52k on them again.

 

I swear, this game is designed to drain every last penny you have, no matter what. F*cking Dickstar fish card junkies.

Edited January 12, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[Geisterfaust]

6 hours ago, J-Scott-D said:

Everyone in GTAO seems to have no problems glitching F1 wheels onto their vehicles.

 

I am the exception, lol. 

It's for the best, trust me. This way you will be able to maintain your sanity and taste.

[IceDree]

7 hours ago, J-Scott-D said:

Everyone in GTAO seems to have no problems glitching F1 wheels onto their vehicles.

 

[No Homing]

18 hours ago, ten-a-penny said:

REALLY? It's the easiest ever. With randumbs I understand, but with players who knows what they're doing? C'mon. 

 

Just don't bump into any guard, easy.

He's probably doing the Bugstars one.