The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[No Homing]

47 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

help help I have 3 hours left to play GTA before internet tough guy will somehow make me unable to play it ever again (apparently somehow)

i'm screwed, I think I have to flee the country? Anyone know how could I get to Tahiti quickly?

First you must rob a bank which goes horribly wrong, then you must hide from the cops and wait until dark, sneak onto a ship, bribe the captain with gold and pray you don't end up in a storm.

[Beez]

I’d like to see how I did compared to the other players after a death match, Lts, whatever. Sadly you get less than a second to take in everyone’s stats before the screen changes to  a beautiful view of clouds for at least 10 seconds. Wouldn’t it be nice to see that stats table during that time?

[Captain_Fluffy]

Hadn't played Online since the start of last September, so logged on for sh*ts and giggles and tried out the new Heist with a friend. So many setups, which isn't the issue though it's rather tedious but first run through as we hit the security room. Started clearing out the first few enemies, I started to creep around the entrance to get a view when BAM...that ol' chestnut that is the good ol' one shot kill from some NPC i couldn't even see.

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.

[Lonely-Martin]

1 hour ago, Captain_Fluffy said:

Hadn't played Online since the start of last September, so logged on for sh*ts and giggles and tried out the new Heist with a friend. So many setups, which isn't the issue though it's rather tedious but first run through as we hit the security room. Started clearing out the first few enemies, I started to creep around the entrance to get a view when BAM...that ol' chestnut that is the good ol' one shot kill from some NPC i couldn't even see.

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.

Just curious, did you do all preps? Particularly the 'Duggan Shipments' setup as completing that job drastically reduces NPC power against us.

 

Although if it was just a buggy spawn for the NPC's, I feel ya. That sh*t gets nasty and plagued the Doomsday Heist for so many. Stupid really.

[Handsome Jack]

Why the f*ck do these dummy dumb f*cks lie about duffel bag damage don't f*cking lie and try to pass off some bullsh*t just say don't get f*cking shot

[HamwithCheese]

Why the f*ck are casino missions contact missions why the f*ck are people playing them when they clearly aren't boosted why the f*ck are casino missions not boosted why the f*ck do people leave it on normal still it's 2020 difficulty doesn't change jack sh*t why the f*ck do people still use oppressors during missions it's boring as dog sh*t

Edited January 10, 2020 by HamwithCheese

[Handsome Jack]

Lost packie cause I kept doing outfit glitches f*cking horse sh*t

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Good job, C*.

[Captain_Fluffy]

2 hours ago, Lonely-Martin said:

Just curious, did you do all preps? Particularly the 'Duggan Shipments' setup as completing that job drastically reduces NPC power against us.

 

Although if it was just a buggy spawn for the NPC's, I feel ya. That sh*t gets nasty and plagued the Doomsday Heist for so many. Stupid really.

 

Yep, all preps done. Second run through was ok, just took our time.

[Arrows to Athens]

Why am I in the backseat of my own car?

 

 

More importantly, why is a game developed by a highly respected, multi-billion dollar company one of the most dumbest games?

Edited January 10, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[Gridl0k]

Double contact missions!

 

Awesome!

 

Except when you play one the vote screen is 100% Repo missions so instead of choosing from over 100 you're stuck in a loop of the same 6. 

 

Thank f*ck for my playlists.

[askinnywhitedildo]

I just had a three quarters of the way stocked coke lockup get raided (and this happens basically on a regular basis), and I finally f*cked up and lost it all. 

 

That's it, I'm done. I am not f*cking with this dumbass biker sh*t anymore. It is NOT worth it. The only value it has is for the nightclub. I'm just done. 

Edited January 10, 2020 by askinnywhitedildo

[Gridl0k]

^ I quit Post-Ops cold turkey years ago and never looked back. Amuses me that I have 5 fully staffed biker shops full of naked rednecks doing f*ck all.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

14 minutes ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

get raided (and this happens basically on a regular basis)

When I had my biker businesses running I would register as an MC president and call in a bike but in less than 10 seconds before I could retire I was alreday being raided. 

 

13 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

^ I quit Post-Ops cold turkey years ago and never looked back.

I did half of a post ops mission once and after that I would always just blow the vans up and wait for my businesses to fill up again.

[PetrolCB]

5 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Why am I in the backseat of my own car?

 

Maybe your character thought it was an Uber.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Go on call for a mission and get Meth'ed Up. Finish that and go to the voting screen which is 1 repo mission and the rest dispatch so we choose a dispatch mission and after 5 minutes waiting error joining the session return to GTA V. Return to online and go on call again. Meth'ed Up again and the host has locked it to first person. 20 seconds into the mission the host and one other guy left and the third guy used up our team lives. I collected the rv and when I'm almost at the end I got stuck because of this first person bullsh*t so I got my alien gun and got free but as soon as I got back in the rv I was surrounded by enemies and I died before I could do anything. Xbox off and done with GTA for today.

 

I actually like dispatch missions but only having them on the voting screen after completing one and being stuck choosing the same 6 missions is so annoying I don't even play them anymore. If I can choose a dispatch mission after doing an old one I should be able to choose an old mission after completing a dispatch one.

[EkaSwede]

The curse of the Dispatch-Repo disease is still about. And it's highly contagious and takes over voting screens before you know it.

 

An antidote has yet to be found.

[ten-a-penny]

Speaking of Dispatch: why's this sh*t locked to 2+ Player only? Seriously the only reason why I stopped doing them is because of this. Sure I could another player. ButI like to play Contact Missions the way I want; have fun doing that with randumbs. Especially those Flying Dildo randumbs.

[EkaSwede]

21 minutes ago, ten-a-penny said:

Speaking of Dispatch: why's this sh*t locked to 2+ Player only? Seriously the only reason why I stopped doing them is because of this. Sure I could another player. ButI like to play Contact Missions the way I want; have fun doing that with randumbs. Especially those Flying Dildo randumbs.

The fact that you had a 2+ player requirement AND the fact that the mission failed if one of you died/reduced t oone player left alive was the reason the Dispatch missions weren't touched after the double money even t for them ended. THe worst part was you didn't evne NEED a 2nd player to boot.

 

With Simeon's Repo mission you can at least do them solo. You have enough tim eto do GTA Roday 2 provided you have a fast PV at your ready.

Edited January 10, 2020 by EkaSwede

[Gridl0k]

My cars still spawn without windows, a bug that first came with Finance & Felony. And the only time I've ever filed a bug report.

[Thehunteroftruth]

So they take time to patch using special tops with bodysuits but don't even enable these simple shirts to be worn over jackets (looking at you, yellow dog cone shirt). F*cking lazy idiots

Edited January 10, 2020 by Thehunteroftruth

[IceDree]

I decided to buy an XXR next time it goes on sale, today I started thinking about buying an XF to compliment it in the garage. I went through the GTA Wikia photos & discovered that it could come with interior trash.

 

 

Interior trash is unacceptable on an 80k car, let alone 800k. That's a 300k gamble.

 

 

Look, I get why they added interior trash in the first place, but no one in his or her right mind would put an air refresher in a Bugatti or a Koenigsegg. They should've gave us an option to remove them at LSC.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

23 hours ago, oleg_aka_djmeg said:

The Imorgon situation doesn't have anything to do with being electric or not. It's a regular petrol car just like any other petrol car in the game, except it has less gears than usual and it has a crazy high drag coefficient of 26.8 which is insanely high compared to for example Itali GTO with 10.427, and because of that high drag coefficient it can barely get any airtime, which makes it a bad choice for stunt races. Electric cars can't clear these jumps because due to the way CVT transmission works, electric cars can't go over their intended top speed, which is most of the time not enough to clear stunt race jumps.

Lol. It's not a regular fuel car. There's definitely the electric element. There's no exhaust smoke, and no backfire. If you maybe want to argue its a "hybrid", like I've seen, then maybe it could be that. Also, 2 gears that seem to run the same CVT element of single gear electrics.

 

What terrible misinformation you spread...and 4 others agreed.

Edited January 10, 2020 by Semaj 2JZ♢

[Arrows to Athens]

10 hours ago, PetrolCB said:

Maybe your character thought it was an Uber.

Ubermacht Revolter. 

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

1 hour ago, Semaj 2JZ♢ said:

Lol. It's not a regular fuel car. There's definitely the electric element. There's no exhaust smoke, and no backfire. If you maybe want to argue its a "hybrid", like I've seen, then maybe it could be that. Also, 2 gears that seem to run the same CVT element of single gear electrics.

 

What terrible misinformation you spread...and 4 others agreed.

Ah, you could've just let people know that you were trolling initially, I'm sorry that I fell for such an obvious troll attempt.

Imagine going by visuals to determine car characteristics in this game. Dilletante, along with Voltic, Neon and other electric cars, has a CVT flag, which makes it by all means an electric car in this game like the ones i just mentioned, but it has exhaust smoke.

In other words, Imorgon may look like an electric hybrid car, but within the game's internal parameters, it is not.

Edited January 10, 2020 by oleg_aka_djmeg

[paperbagdude]

I can't express how much I regret to have chosen The Big Con in my casino heist. 

 

Either you get spotted by a guard with x-ray vision, or you will be killed by the endless hordes of guards armed with assualt rifles and automatic shotguns. Only equipped with this sh*tty ceramic pistol and a bunch tear gas grenades which you can take damage off (though wearing gas masks), you are doomed to be f*cked, with no space in between the hordes to swipe the key cards into the mantrap doors. You have absolutely no chance.

 

It's f*cking horrible. My friend and I are both skilled players, yet we have failed it 12 times now and will probably leave it for a couple of days now. f*ck

[Boozey St John]

1 minute ago, paperbagdude said:

I can't express how much I regret to have chosen The Big Con in my casino heist. 

 

Either you get spotted by a guard with x-ray vision, or you will be killed by the endless hordes of guards armed with assualt rifles and automatic shotguns. Only equipped with this sh*tty ceramic pistol and a bunch tear gas grenades which you can take damage off (though wearing gas masks), you are doomed to be f*cked, with no space in between the hordes to swipe the key cards into the mantrap doors. You have absolutely no chance.

 

It's f*cking horrible. My friend and I are both skilled players, yet we have failed it 12 times now and will probably leave it for a couple of days now. f*ck

Did you do the Duggan Shipment prep mission? 

 

That makes EVERYTHING so much easier. I had the same exact issue until I went back to do that prep mission. 

[paperbagdude]

Just now, Boozey St John said:

Did you do the Duggan Shipment prep mission? 

 

That makes EVERYTHING so much easier. I had the same exact issue until I went back to do that prep mission. 

No, I ditched all non-obligatory preps because I thought it would be easy peasy, rainbows and unicorn sh*t anyway.

 

How does it make the heist easier?

[Boozey St John]

1 minute ago, paperbagdude said:

No, I ditched all non-obligatory preps because I thought it would be easy peasy, rainbows and unicorn sh*t anyway.

 

How does it make the heist easier?

No armored guards, no shot guns, or anything that's been killing you before. 

 

You'll have less guards with no armor and a sh*tty machine gun. 

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

4 minutes ago, paperbagdude said:

No, I ditched all non-obligatory preps because I thought it would be easy peasy, rainbows and unicorn sh*t anyway.

 

How does it make the heist easier?

Game provides descriptions for every prep, you should read those next time.