The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[BlackMilk]

Two thousand pages huh. How therapeutic! It's probably time to install a sofa.

 

Also, why is it fine to leave an organisation but leaving a motorcycle club (by default?) marks you for death and blocks the club from starting a new activity? The whole death marking stuff should just be a side thing, like a bounty.

[dino722]

19 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

Because people suspect that whatever R* "Blacklists" they intend to sell us later in DLC.

Ok this sounds reasonable...even tho I dont like it.

[RyuNova]

2 minutes ago, dino722 said:

Ok this sounds reasonable...even tho I dont like it.

 

Like the Lost Slamvan, its got its own place on the Blacklist meaning if you do somehow manage to get it into a garage the game will see it and delete it immediately. Why...?

Bikers Part Two, thats why.

[Sanches]

9 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

Bikers Part Two

New business to sell krokodil.

[IceDree]

P2k!!!!

 

That's a lot of B&Ming LoL!

 

Here's to another 2k!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

2,000 pages of bitching, whining, complaining, moaning and see how much of those issues have been fixed by R* over the years...

[foursquare]

Lag & lag, did I mention lag? Some people still play with a 56k modem.

 

 

2000 pages and how much has R* really fixed?

[Gridl0k]

22 minutes ago, foursquare said:

2000 pages and how much has R* really fixed?

The fence round the airport is now much more secure.

[RyuNova]

I managed to convince my friend who has gone off GTA Online to come and play who in turn got his friends to play (I am more Single Player while hes MP) until we had about six of us and honestly I had more fun in those three hours than I have had in the last three months in GTA Online.

When you can just play for fun and don't need to constantly look over your shoulder with you eyes glued to the expanded minimap its a totally different game. It really opened my eyes to what the game and I had become, I was a hermit, living in my own Solo Session...grinding and for what? There is no-one to show off to and the people I do meet are either so paranoid they shoot first or dont care because they are just as obsessed with the grind. If anything seeing me on my MkII or Deluxo just angers them even more out of jealousy.

I enjoy the game still but I enjoyed just having fun even more that i'm not sure what to do.

[IceDree]

One last B&M regarding After Hours in honor of P2K.

 

This has to be the most conflicting dlc in the history of GTAO. On one hand we got the best Busines so far with a very high quality property, 31 garage slots & the new Busines Battles. But on the other hand, this has to be the most underwhelming vehicle selection so far & we're stuck with a clingy ex-girlfriend.

Edited August 20, 2018 by IceDree

[Sentinel Driver]

I'll see you in 2 years when we get to page 3000

it took 2,5 years to get to page 1000

then it took almost exactly 1 year to get to page 3000

each page has 30 posts

that's 90000 moans in total

the thread has existed for about 4.5 years now or let's just say 1650 days

that's about 55 complaints per day

we sure love to hate this game

[Malibu Club]

I hate how I can't stay in a lobby for 10 seconds without splitting sessions.

[Dutchling]

Why the f*ck do helicopters just randomly explode now? I land it, go inside a building (my club, office, etc) hear an explosion and get a text telling me my vehicle has been destroyed. Always in a lobby by myself. Why.. just why? What is the point?

[TheFroggmann]

40 minutes ago, Dutchling said:

Why the f*ck do helicopters just randomly explode now? I land it, go inside a building (my club, office, etc) hear an explosion and get a text telling me my vehicle has been destroyed. Always in a lobby by myself. Why.. just why? What is the point?

That's been going on for a while now. If you use a personal helicopter it doesn't explode. 

[ALifeOfMisery]

2 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

I'll see you in 2 years when we get to page 3000

2 years? If Paige doesn't stop calling we'll hit 3k before Christmas.

[kcole4001]

15 minutes ago, TheFroggmann said:

That's been going on for a while now. If you use a personal helicopter it doesn't explode. 

I have had very good luck (and that's all it is) with my new (Pegasus) Jetsam 'Bob.

It's only exploded once.

I'm thinking it's linked to damage somehow.

I park in on the helipad on my office roof and all is well (because it fixes it automatically?).

If I leave it in the courtyard in front of the office or the lot of my vehicle warehouse after being hit a few times, booom!

I used the use the roof of Bahama Mamas, but it blew up a lot there also.

 

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Today's B&M (gotta get to 3000 somehow )

is actually from a couple of weeks ago, I just remembered.

Why oh why can they not fix the race lap time records?

Some paint colors are locked needing more 'best laps' to unlock, so I launched a decent looking race to try and get some more....what do I see?

Best Lap Time = 2 seconds.

I do pretty well and get 1:32 or something, so obviously the 2 second time is some cheating tard from 5 years ago who has basically f*cked everyone else from ever getting a best lap.

 

R*....CLEAN THAT sh*t UP, FFS!

 

I gotta make my own race to get a best lap?

[Dutchling]

38 minutes ago, TheFroggmann said:

That's been going on for a while now. If you use a personal helicopter it doesn't explode. 

Guess I didn’t know it’s been happening for a while because typically I use my Buzzard through my ceo services instead of Pegasus, never have the problem that way. I don’t have a hangar (only own 2 air craft and do not want more) so not an option there.

 

I wish you could add the cargobob to your ceo menu list of requestable vehicles. Not the list you can request from the assistant in the office, they still seem to blow up that way too

[Black-Dragon96]

Wow 2000 pages of b*tching an moaning. Would be pretty interesting to see how much of that got actually fixed.

 

On topic: Why can't I see how much supplies I have in my Bunker frol the Terrorbyte computer? Having a mobile place to start these missions does not make any sense if I have to go to my Bunker to check if I actually need supplies.

 

[aFinn]

1 hour ago, kcole4001 said:

I gotta make my own race to get a best lap?

No, you don't need to do a world record, just get the best lap in any race with other people. 1 other player is enough, you gotta make a faster best lap than they do.

 

 

My B&M is: Since when do you get raided when you have only 1.5 bars in your MC business?!??

I was about to sell my nightclub coke so went to sell MC coke first so it has supplies so NC coke won't glitch, and right after that I had to go defend my Meth. That's bull manure!

 

And Paige can go with LJT to a course in phone etiquette, stop calling me, I've done all the missions, and several of them every day!

 

When Tony was added to the phone contact list I could still adapt, but after they added Paige too, I find it hard to find Mechanic and Lester, gotta find what works out fastest. It's hard to adapt since the old clicks came from muscle memory.

[Geisterfaust]

Never ever do Zancudo Barge mission, it's too far away to get to most of the warehouses and especially far away to get to Elysian one safely. Or even better: never ever do barge missions period, complete waste of time even with your own Bob. I will now just go to back to SP instead of doing this crap.

Edited August 20, 2018 by hei3enberg

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

(dedicated servers when?)

Edited August 20, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Shadowfennekin]

*steals diamonds from other org*

*5 minutes later*

"Hey, you wanna make some money?"

f*ck off, Paige!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

57 minutes ago, Suzuki Azure Vulpine said:

(dedicated servers when?)

Never, don't you know? Dedicated servers are expensive and poor R* is an indie company barely making ends meet, they can't afford it

 

/s

[Arrows to Athens]

1 hour ago, Suzuki Azure Vulpine said:

(dedicated servers when?)

Arab drifting?

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

On 8/19/2018 at 9:08 AM, KWF1981 said:

Just curious, do you spend most of your time in freemode/alone and not needing to switch sessions or bouncing between jobs?

 

I ask because on days I'm doing freemode, I get one call. But days where I'm running missions/racing, it's seemingly after each job if I stay in session for more than 30 seconds.

 

Do agree LJT seems to be less frequent though, occasional though still, but at least he calls for a reason, lol.

Sorry for the late reply, but yeah, most of my time is spent in IO doing VIP work and Client jobs. When I hit public FR for other business work, I always empty the lobby before I start. I don't ever really try to switch lobbies as that leads to excessive load times and the inevitable cloud screen.

 

I have to admit though, after my post about Paige I did get a call from her the next time I logged in and just finished a promotional run...like, creepy or just karma?

[Flachbau]

This game seriously sucks ass these days. I just recently picked up an XB1 and was hoping to get back into GTAO, but what a mess this game is today. The game kinda used to be fun on LG.. but I can no longer enjoy it. It feels incredibly bloated with all of the sh*t they've stuffed into it, and it just doesn't feel normal at this point.. and you also experience multiple performance issues on top of everything else.. so many frame drops, even with just a few people in the server. I'm so disappointed in what this game has become.

[Cackling Jack]

2k of B&M?! Sh*t yeah keep it up ppl! On topic has any else have a bald male character but suddenky changes so it looks like hes been dipped in chocolate? Its been a bug for awhike now and still not fixed.

[ntinoskonsta]

2000 pages of relentless bitching and moaning about a game we all - let's be real - love after all

 

R* fix your sh*t, gta offline is a mess

 

Edit: Damn I missed page 2000, at least I got reply #60000 so that's something I guess ^_^

 

 

Edited August 20, 2018 by ntinoskonsta

[kcole4001]

2001: A B&M Odyssey

[Kiethblacklion]

7 hours ago, RyuNova said:

I managed to convince my friend who has gone off GTA Online to come and play who in turn got his friends to play (I am more Single Player while hes MP) until we had about six of us and honestly I had more fun in those three hours than I have had in the last three months in GTA Online.

When you can just play for fun and don't need to constantly look over your shoulder with you eyes glued to the expanded minimap its a totally different game. It really opened my eyes to what the game and I had become, I was a hermit, living in my own Solo Session...grinding and for what? There is no-one to show off to and the people I do meet are either so paranoid they shoot first or dont care because they are just as obsessed with the grind. If anything seeing me on my MkII or Deluxo just angers them even more out of jealousy.

I enjoy the game still but I enjoyed just having fun even more that i'm not sure what to do.

And welcome to the real fun of GTA Online. What you experienced with your friends is the exact reason why I don't focus on grinding for money and buying stuff like the Terrorbyte and Deluxo or Oppressor. There can be so much fun to be had with friends when you take your focus off the "work" and just enjoy the environment and mechanics the game offers.