The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Lupo-Akane]

11 hours ago, SuperJude™ said:

The I shall Bitch and Moan about people Bitching and Moaning Part 2!

 

Spoiler

 

Don't whine at me I don't care. 

 

Hard work? I do 6 day weeks on a 110 degree hot line in a Fine Dining kitchen complete with angry Chef. That's hard work. 

 

GTA is... A game! 

 

An open world sandbox game at that. You do you I do me and if me doing me means you're two blocks away and I can blow you up, it's gonna happen. 

 

Like I said cry to Rockstar don't cry to me for doing as they obviously intended by turning this game into what it is. 

 

In your honor though I shall now dedicate MORE time to blowing up your... Um... "hard work" 

 

LLAP

 

If you don't care you would not have posted it, no one cares what you do for a living, it is a game so shut up  about it.

 

7 hours ago, Cackling Jack said:

“The criminal enterprise pack is now available to purchase in gta online” 

 

F*ck off with that sh*t already! It’s not worth the $$$ for any of the content it’s got in it unless your a new player that has no idea what too invest their money in. 

You are right but, and it's a big but, if they allowed you to pick some of the items that added up to what ever they say its wroth than maybe it would be wroth it but till than nope, its not.

Pick a few of the cars and stuff that you wanted would make it more temping for a new player i guess..

Edited August 19, 2018 by Lupo-Akane

[HamwithCheese]

4 hours ago, SuperJude™ said:

You do you I do me and if me doing me means you're two blocks away and I can blow you up, it's gonna happen. 

See, sh*t like this is why I'm fascinated with the human mind.

 

Like, I could be there, on the web or just driving about and this guy makes it a point to kill me for literally no reason. "Because I want to." But literally why? Is it fun to kill? You can't kill npcs? Why does it have to be human players that show no signs of retaliation? Why is it that you can say "I'm gonna kill you and continue to try to kill you until you go passive because that's what i want"? A little childish no? And then, to complain about those players complaining about that type of behavior, it's just fascinating.

[Lupo-Akane]

1 minute ago, HamwithCheese said:

See, sh*t like this is why I'm fascinated with the human mind.

 

Like, I could be there, on the web or just driving about and this guy makes it a point to kill me for literally no reason. "Because I want to." But literally why? Is it fun to kill? You can't kill npcs? Why does it have to be human players that show no signs of retaliation? Why is it that you can say "I'm gonna kill you and continue to try to kill you until you go passive because that's what i want"? A little childish no? And then, to complain about those players complaining about that type of behavior, it's just fascinating.

Don't forget you could be in a slow moving van, or any thing that has no way of fighting back driving around town, its like the nightclub stuff. Why do you need to kill me when I'm just prompting it....

I guess I'm not the only one that finds the human mind fun to look at.

[BlackMilk]

How about this childish discussion ends now so it stops ruining the otherwise fun B&M thread?

 

You like being a prick to other random players? Good for you! Go have fun in the game and come back when you have a gameplay related complaint.

You don't approve of prickish behaviour? Great! You know there's no chance of people like that suddenly becoming reasonable in any discussion regarding their pestering of random people. Give it up (pretty please) and post some more funny bitchings!

 

Seriously. Two pages is plenty.

[BOOGIEMAN219]

NPC's wtf use your breaks before you hit me, not once it's too late dammit.

[BlackMilk]

14 minutes ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

NPC's wtf use your breaks before you hit me, not once it's too late dammit.

Wait, they use the brakes when they've hit you? Too often they hit the accelerator from what I've seen! And that's into your vehicle. Not away from it.

[HamwithCheese]

Watched the whole stream today. Thought r* would be pretty generous with the drops, but I only got 700k. 

 

Wait that's not true, because I signed in and only got 200k. Well I guess that's close enough thanks r* never f*cking change.

Edited August 19, 2018 by HamwithCheese

[kcole4001]

42 minutes ago, BlackMilk said:

Wait, they use the brakes when they've hit you? Too often they hit the accelerator from what I've seen! And that's into your vehicle. Not away from it.

Today I saw one smash into another NPC car trying to U turn into me as I was heading for LSC to sell a blue Sentinel.

Pretty funny (because he missed).

[Ceeohthree]

23 minutes ago, kcole4001 said:

Today I saw one smash into another NPC car trying to U turn into me as I was heading for LSC to sell a blue Sentinel.

Pretty funny (because he missed).

I always laugh when they do that ‘cause I know they’re out to get me, but the timing is off.

[Shadowfennekin]

Oh right, no words can possibly explain the disappointment I felt during the final DJ mission

 

*insert cop voice that sounds like Trevor*

Me: "Holy sh*t, Trevor?! It's been quite some time since I've seen you!"

Seconds later..... oh, just a stupid cop. 

 

Once again no Lazlow scene.....

Edited August 19, 2018 by Shadowfennekin

[WildBrick142]

3 hours ago, Cackling Jack said:

“The criminal enterprise pack is now available to purchase in gta online” 

 

F*ck off with that sh*t already! It’s not worth the $$$ for any of the content it’s got in it unless your a new player that has no idea what too invest their money in. 

To add on to that, it's called a 'starter pack' for a reason.

 

The popup shouldn't be appearing for players past a certain rank/amount of wealth, especially when you own most of the items it offers, like wtf is the point of it.

[Erased]

R* needs to f*cking fix the special vehicles thing(Ruiner 2000/Ramp Buggy) Now that we can store some weaponized cars in our garages they need to unlock the ruiner 2000, Rocket Voltic & Ramp Buggy. Those cars should be able to go into your normal garages especially the ramp buggy since it's not technically weaponized in my opinion. Bought one tonight (I know I should have looked before buying...) thinking I could store it in my regular garage next to my movie cars that I have. F&F/Batmobile/Back to The Future etc...welp I was displeased, to say the least that I couldn't store it in my regular garage next to the 2 other cars that f*cking shoot missiles.

 

Edited August 19, 2018 by erased

[Mervz789]

God dammit it's so hard to change my favourite bike. I've been riding the Broomstick Mk2 for hrs and It's still the Original Oppressor. Fix your game R*.

[Sunny_D]

5 hours ago, SuperJude™ said:

Oh now we're judging my entire GTA existence because of comments regarding a tiny slice my in game life? 

 

Man... This community really changed from the early days!

 

Does explain all the whining messages. 

 

I'll be content knowing I'm the guy that helps the low ranks, helps people with their Heists and Missions and generally tries to teach new players the ropes. 

 

But.. 

 

I'm still going to make it a point of destroying everything you hold dear. 

 

Because of the Bitching and Moaning. 

 

Cheers. 

 

LLAP

 

This post was so edgy, i almost cut myself scrolling over it

[whywontyoulisten]

6 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

See, sh*t like this is why I'm fascinated with the human mind.

 

Like, I could be there, on the web or just driving about and this guy makes it a point to kill me for literally no reason. "Because I want to." But literally why? Is it fun to kill? You can't kill npcs? Why does it have to be human players that show no signs of retaliation? Why is it that you can say "I'm gonna kill you and continue to try to kill you until you go passive because that's what i want"? A little childish no? And then, to complain about those players complaining about that type of behavior, it's just fascinating.

He kills because he hates his job and feels totally impotent and emasculated because of his inability to do anything about it. Therefore he takes to griefing easy targets because it gives him a feeling of power and control over people that he can't get elsewhere. You don't need to be a psychology major to recognise this as textbook behaviour. Poor guy just needs a hug.

[HamwithCheese]

5 minutes ago, whywontyoulisten said:

He kills because he hates his job and feels totally impotent and emasculated because of his inability to do anything about it. Therefore he takes to griefing easy targets because it gives him a feeling of power and control over people that he can't get elsewhere. You don't need to be a psychology major to recognise this as textbook behaviour. Poor guy just needs a hug.

I was more concerned as to what causes a lack of empathy towards other players. I mean, I have a pretty sh*t life too, but you don't see me doing the "wiggle snype" to literally anything that moves. 

 

 

 

AAAAANYWAYS I just witnessed a police cruiser execute a incredibly aggressive maneuver. I was exiting Kortz Center heading towards the USLA campus with a 3 star wanted level and squad car #43 tries to cut me off at about 100 mph, driving onto the sidewalk and running over a woman. Incredible stuff.

[Lupo-Akane]

'Taps on class at R*s hq'....

So....you know...is there going to be nightclub clothing in your nightclub dlc...

Oh...

So no there's not going to be any nightclub clothing in said nightclub dlc..

Ok...

Edited August 19, 2018 by Lupo-Akane

[iguana]

Again with THIS sh*t (happened a LOT after this one aswell)

 

 

[kcole4001]

2 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

..........

 

 

 

AAAAANYWAYS I just witnessed a police cruiser execute a incredibly aggressive maneuver. I was exiting Kortz Center heading towards the USLA campus with a 3 star wanted level and squad car #43 tries to cut me off at about 100 mph, driving onto the sidewalk and running over a woman. Incredible stuff.

It's always fun when you can get the cops to splatter peds or ram npc cars.

I troll them all the time driving down sidewalks but swerving around the peds when I've got a wanted level.

[whywontyoulisten]

Can't even sell in a 4-person "peaceful" lobby because some douche will always grab his meme mobile. Ah well, a quick reset and it's off to MTU land.

[kcole4001]

I haven't really had a lot of B&Ms lately, but here are two:

 

1) Last night I couldn't lock on to the Buzzards from the barge I/E mission.

I free aimed one of them, but the other hid inside Zancudo until I came out of the TByte.

Every time I went inside to use the launcher, they would fly out of range.

 

2) Using the editor is very time consuming and awkward: only available in SP, and when exiting you can't just quit, you have to wait for SP to load again, and it takes quite a while to reload.

 

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15 minutes ago, whywontyoulisten said:

Can't even sell in a 4-person "peaceful" lobby because some douche will always grab his meme mobile. Ah well, a quick reset and it's off to MTU land.

I'm sure the youtubers who recommend selling in populated lobbies must be paid shills for R*.

Sure, you may get a 1% bonus per player, but the odds that one of those players will come after your sale is easily greater than 1% per person.

 

They always say "if someone comes after your sale, you can just disconnect (or end session, whatever) and you'll only lose a little product",but what they don't say is that you lose multiples of that amount if you have more than one vehicle - you lose $7000 per delivery vehicle!

 

And then you get to try again in another session.

Odds are that someone else will come after you and you'll just lose that $7000 per vehicle again until you get frustrated and find (or make) a solo session to sell in, which is really what should have been done first.

 

Even the guys who give otherwise good advice stick to telling players to sell in public sessions, and that's very bad advice unless the other players are all friends.

Edited August 19, 2018 by kcole4001

[Shadowfennekin]

Two player lobby

Figured it would be safe as one guy was up in some building up north and the other guy was doing something MC related

Started a Promo mission to continue drinking Macbeths and as I'm driving the stupid stolen supplies back to the club...... OBLITERATED. One guy left

....Seriously?

I just changed DJs in the end as I didn't feel like waiting out the timer

[LunaticPandora]

11 hours ago, SuperJude™ said:

snippety snip

For someone who goes on about his "hard work" job, you seem to be putting almost as much effort into destroying people's sales as they do building them up. You sound like a hypocrite of the highest order.

[IceDree]

Consider this post an obligatory strong worded B&M regarding Paige Harris.

[IceDree]

Hey look, page 1997! The very first Grand Theft Auto was released in 1997!

#LibertyCityDLCConfirmed.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Am I the only one not having any problems from Paige? I got 2 calls from her since Tuesday, about 12 hours of total gameplay I suppose since then.... 1 to buy the damn thing and a second to do work out of it. I've done a few missions and not heard from her since...in fact, my phone must not be the popular number because nobody really calls me. I know my coke business has no supply but is running for my NC and nothing from Lester-in-disguise.

[Ceeohthree]

If I’m not satisfied with a custom crew color, I’ll quit the game while in a custom shop (prefer Carcer Way for its lighting) to avoid paying, then adjust the color and restart the game to test out the color on the vehicle of my choosing. Now for the past few days, the colors and modifications are being saved while customizing inside LSC and Benny’s (haven’t tried Beeker’s).

 

Is R* really making us save purchased upgrades (experimenting) while in a shop and forcing a sale on us for something we may or may not want? Damn, they are greedy! They will go far and wide to get our money even if they have to force us to pay for a $25,000 crew color or upgrade combinations we may not like. Whatever it takes to get us to buy those blood sucking, spirit draining cards, huh? 

 

#wheelsexuality

[Lonely-Martin]

33 minutes ago, Semaj 2JZ♢ said:

Am I the only one not having any problems from Paige? I got 2 calls from her since Tuesday, about 12 hours of total gameplay I suppose since then.... 1 to buy the damn thing and a second to do work out of it. I've done a few missions and not heard from her since...in fact, my phone must not be the popular number because nobody really calls me. I know my coke business has no supply but is running for my NC and nothing from Lester-in-disguise.

Just curious, do you spend most of your time in freemode/alone and not needing to switch sessions or bouncing between jobs?

 

I ask because on days I'm doing freemode, I get one call. But days where I'm running missions/racing, it's seemingly after each job if I stay in session for more than 30 seconds.

 

Do agree LJT seems to be less frequent though, occasional though still, but at least he calls for a reason, lol.

[EkaSwede]

5 hours ago, iguaan said:

Again with THIS sh*t (happened a LOT after this one aswell)

 

 

Ugh, when the 60% accuracy the Doomsday Heist NPCs have decides that every single one of their bullets are going to hit you. And let's not even talk about the minigun mode they have (I refuse to call it a glitch until it's patched).

Edited August 19, 2018 by EkaSwede

[Dr.Rosenthal]

25 minutes ago, EkaSwede said:

Ugh, when the 60% accuracy the Doomsday Heist NPCs have decides that every single one of their bullets are going to hit you. And let's not even talk about the minigun mode they have (I refuse to call it a glitch until it's patched).

 

Worse than that though; enemies blind-firing around a corner with 100% accuracy and (for some reason) super deadly bullets.

 

On the plus side; I’m happy to shoot them in the head several times before they rest in eternal sleep. One bullet just wouldn’t cut it.