The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[TheGhostFromPast]

42 minutes ago, DentureDynamite said:

True--I stumbled onto this when I found that R* "patched" an invisible wall inside an enclosed parking lot.

 

When inside the 'walls', players can no longer use their weapon (stowed up by default)--but the LSPD can, of course, fire away ad nauseum.

 

Ungh! It seems like, when it comes to trying to increase shark card sales numbers, borders doesn't exist for them! They will literally do everything, if that means they'll get more money!

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 14, 2019 by TheGhostFromPast

[Menstrual Deranged]

Legit level 400-ish player here, been playing on and off since PC release.

 

I also absolutely suck at PvP but I like to do deathmatches here and there anyways. Big mistake to hang out with the same group for a few rounds when your PvP skills suck ass at level 400.

 

"Hey, high level, you suck! What's up with that?!"

"You must be a modder, no wonder you suck! Modders always suck!"

 

Simple-minded children. I guess if they behaved more like AI they'd be easier for me to kill.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Why people unironically want a counter for the Oppresor Mk II?

 

Don't people realize that it's pretty much impossible to make a tailor made counter for an overpowered vehicle without said counter being overpowered on its own?

 

b-b-but what about a Homing Launcher Mk II that fires R2K missiles????

 

Yeah, that could work, it could hard counter the Oppresor Mk II... and literally all helicopters and most aircraft aside from jets. No thanks.

 

what if it was Homing Launcher Mk II that fires Kinetic Missiles that only work on Oppresors!!!1

 

Yeah, not only that idea makes zero sense, making a tailor made counter for an overpowered vehicle like the Oppresor Mk II that only works against that vehicle and literally nothing else not only it would be extremely niche in utility, it also kind of proves how overpowered the Oppresor Mk II really is if you have to devise a contrived way to counter it without f*cking up with anything else.

 

Instead of coming up with nonsensical ideas about an hypotethical hard counter for the Oppresor Mk II (which we all know R* would either make useless or overpowered), what about nerfing it so it can be properly countered by more things already in the game?

[ten-a-penny]

5 minutes ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

Why people unironically want a counter for the Oppresor Mk II? Don't people realize that it's pretty much impossible to make a tailor made counter for an overpowered vehicle without said counter being overpowered on its own?

<Flying Dildo rant here>

OR how about creating separate, "Passive & Aggressive" lobbies? This way so that if you don't want to be killed by Fling Dildo freaks, you join a peaceful lobby where everyone behave like they're in Passive Mode, and when you want to kill players you join the Aggressive lobby where everybody can be killed by anything player-done. Have the "Public-Lobby-Only" stuff accessible not just in Passive lobbies, but also in I/O as well. Can only change the type of lobby at the Online menu.... from Single Player. Killing any sort of a player unprovoked will block you from switching back to SP or even leaving the game by normal means until at least 30secs pass.

 

Also classify the Flying Dildo as a plane (that can be still called by the mechanic, sorta like the Thruster) so that you can't spam the damn thing from neither the Terrorbyte or the Biker MC Menu but can still access it like any normal owned vehicle as to not hurt people who use this thing for non-PvP activities like grinding. Done.

 

It's literally that easy. Two things. Changing the class of a vehicle to a more fitting class (this thing flies 24/7 even when "on-ground") while simultaneously lessening the Dildo spam, & address the toxic open lobby sh*te in the same time (players that want to mind their own business without interruption from other players can play the game in peace while diehards & tryhards can murder everybody to death in a separate type of lobby).

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

22 minutes ago, ten-a-penny said:

OR how about creating separate, "Passive & Aggressive" lobbies? This way so that if you don't want to be killed by Fling Dildo freaks, you join a peaceful lobby where everyone behave like they're in Passive Mode, and when you want to kill players you join the Aggressive lobby where everybody can be killed by anything player-done. Have the "Public-Lobby-Only" stuff accessible not just in Passive lobbies, but also in I/O as well. Can only change the type of lobby at the Online menu.... from Single Player. Killing any sort of a player unprovoked will block you from switching back to SP or even leaving the game by normal means until at least 30secs pass.

That could work too, I mean, people already make their PvE only/peaceful/friendly lobbies already by taking control of a lobby and kicking anybody who joins, so why not make it official already to save us the headache?

 

24 minutes ago, ten-a-penny said:

Also classify the Flying Dildo as a plane (that can be still called by the mechanic, sorta like the Thruster) so that you can't spam the damn thing from neither the Terrorbyte or the Biker MC Menu but can still access it like any normal owned vehicle as to not hurt people who use this thing for non-PvP activities like grinding. Done.

This I also agree with, the Oppresor Mk II should not only count as a personal aircraft, it also should outright explode if you crash head on with it.

[Lupo-Akane]

It's BS that you have a time limit for your discount from the wheel of sh*t.......

 

10% whoooooo, we need to slap a time limit on that bad boy.....pfft greedy PoS they are.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

58 minutes ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

This I also agree with, the Oppresor Mk II should not only count as a personal aircraft, it also should outright explode if you crash head on with it.

Yeah it's pretty stupid that you can nail a building at full speed and bounce off like nothing happened while riding that thing. Meanwhile if you clip a bush while landing an airplane you explode instantly 93% of the time.

 

How many micro smgs do I have to drop in the ocean before the game realizes I don't want one?

[Black Terminator]

When players uses reveal all players in King of the Hill mode. >.<

[Arrows to Athens]

Why does this always happen to me?

 

 

[Vallence]

Doing the bank client mission. When I try to shoot the guy inside through the glass, the glass is bulletproof. After I get the gold I get shot at through the glass by the cops. I can't shoot back because the glass is bulletproof. Of course.

[kcole4001]

12 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Why does this always happen to me?

 

 

 

...'cause your car is pepto pink? 

Seriously, those physics (and I use that term in the loosest possible sense here) are really f*cked up.

 

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4 minutes ago, Vallence said:

Doing the bank client mission. When I try to shoot the guy inside through the glass, the glass is bulletproof. After I get the gold I get shot at through the glass by the cops. I can't shoot back because the glass is bulletproof. Of course.

Yep, it sure is.

Works that way in every instance I've found so far also.

They can hit you, you can't hit them, and if you slide past the edge to shoot them they kill you even faster.

Pretty slick, huh? 

Edited October 14, 2019 by kcole4001
forgot the smiley

[TheGhostFromPast]

7 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

...'cause your car is pepto pink? 

Seriously, those physics (and I use that term in the loosest possible sense here) are really f*cked up.

 

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Yep, it sure is.

Works that way in every instance I've found so far also.

They can hit you, you can't hit them, and if you slide past the edge to shoot them they kill you even faster.

Pretty slick, huh? 

 

As I said before. It seems like, when it comes to trying to increase shark card sales numbers, borders doesn't exist for them! They will literally do everything, if that means they'll get more money!  And an attempt to annoy legitimate players in every corner of the game seems to be just a part of what they are doing in order to increase shark card sales numbers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tomtomsengermany]

9 hours ago, Vallence said:

Doing the bank client mission. When I try to shoot the guy inside through the glass, the glass is bulletproof. After I get the gold I get shot at through the glass by the cops. I can't shoot back because the glass is bulletproof. Of course.

you cant imagine how much i hate this. when they are behind  the glass door they can shoot you but you cant shoot them.

 

ive started to use the rpg.

 

 

[Max.pain]

i think this game isn’t even worth disliking anymore

[Tomtomsengermany]

i really love how balanced this game is.

 

ive played dms on sunday for ca. 8 h w/o any breaks and made a net income of 220k

 

afked all the night and made 400k via nightclub

 

 

[paperbagdude]

I am personally a huge fan of King of The Hill, as the DM quickplay finally puts you to action, instead of forever pending lobbies and 1.000.000.000 $$ RP bullsh*t.

 

But people are f*cking terrible at hosting these matches. They literally don't f*cking care. Having the score limit set to 100 ends the game in less than 3 minutes, and anyone should realize that hosting a free-for-all KoTH consisting of 16 players is really just a bloody f*ck fiesta. Sure, it does feel good to win 1st place in a match like that, but it is not ideal and well-balanced.

 

And since you can't host a job any longer except if there are no active lobbies (which in this case are lots of), you can't really get to set the standards of a good match.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Hello old friend......it's been awhile.

Edited October 15, 2019 by Wastelander (Suzuki)

[awesomefoot]

Just did a Robbery in Progress at the Pacific Standard and the guy died right against the back wall. Duffel bag ended up dropping behind the double doors that say fire exit above them. They don't open. Tried rolling into the spot right next to where the bag was, but it wouldn't pick it up. Tried running upstairs but nothing worked. Guess the bank kept their gold.

[pycnotic]

26 minutes ago, awesomefoot said:

Just did a Robbery in Progress at the Pacific Standard and the guy died right against the back wall. Duffel bag ended up dropping behind the double doors that say fire exit above them. They don't open. Tried rolling into the spot right next to where the bag was, but it wouldn't pick it up. Tried running upstairs but nothing worked. Guess the bank kept their gold.

I’ve had the bag fall through the floor many times on this one, it hasn’t happened on any other ones 

[kcole4001]

1 hour ago, pycnotic said:

I’ve had the bag fall through the floor many times on this one, it hasn’t happened on any other ones 

It happens with Diamond Shopping as well, that's why I don't use the atomizer or explosives any more: R* fun police 'cause you know they'll NEVER patch that.

[toguraum]

1 hour ago, kcole4001 said:

It happens with Diamond Shopping as well, that's why I don't use the atomizer or explosives any more: R* fun police 'cause you know they'll NEVER patch that.

You just reminded me that I need to try the Atomizer on the Minigun guy. Already tired of killing him with the stone hatchet.

[Lupo-Akane]

I wish we had Saints Row 2 clothing customization.......

 

That game did not limit you in stupid ways...o, you want to wear the biker leather half mask without the helmet...nope unless you do some out of the way thing to get it.

 

OT, but what's with the youtubers trying to start a fight between pc players and the rest of the gamers. Just seen it'sagundam trying to start stuff for some reason....I'm not a bad person for not playing on pc....

[kcole4001]

6 hours ago, Lupo-Akane said:

I wish we had Saints Row 2 clothing customization.......

 

That game did not limit you in stupid ways...o, you want to wear the biker leather half mask without the helmet...nope unless you do some out of the way thing to get it.

 

OT, but what's with the youtubers trying to start a fight between pc players and the rest of the gamers. Just seen it'sagundam trying to start stuff for some reason....I'm not a bad person for not playing on pc....

I REALLY don't understand the artificial "rivalry" that appears to exist (mainly in the minds of sh*t disturbers) between console and PC players.

We're all gamers, and we like the same games (mostly) and the same features (again mostly).

It's just a distraction from the real issues.

Don't buy into it, people!

It's us against  R*...Bethesda...I mean the man!  

[Lupo-Akane]

3 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

I REALLY don't understand the artificial "rivalry" that appears to exist (mainly in the minds of sh*t disturbers) between console and PC players.

We're all gamers, and we like the same games (mostly) and the same features (again mostly).

It's just a distraction from the real issues.

Don't buy into it, people!

It's us against  R*...Bethesda...I mean the man!  

So true, we should be taking up swords against these so called game makers to get better games.....

 

We should burn it all down.....

Edited October 16, 2019 by Lupo-Akane

[Locomotive Engineer]

Don't forget EA...

[suicidal_banana]

Lost my first Nightclub cargo yesterday

Was delivering with the big truck, something like 1.1mil, had 2 kids follow me around on MK2 bikes trying to hit the truck & occasionally landing a shot, was bored and had plenty of delivery time so i got out and killed them about 10 times each, made fun of them and went on to make the delivery. Im literally 10meters from the delivery spot, orbital strike. Proceeded to make them both ragequit after destroying their K/D (killing each something like 20 more times) so that sorta softened the blow, but im still pretty annoyed about it, Nightclub deliveries is bscly all i do for money these days, now i have to wait a week or whatever for a new million again, boo! (in retrospect i should've just ignored them, but i didnt, and i doubt i will in the future, MK2 kids need to be shown they suck whenever possible) All in all not the worst thing since the money is automatically generated, but obviously no fun either.

[TheGhostFromPast]

 

12 minutes ago, suicidal_banana said:

Lost my first Nightclub cargo yesterday

Was delivering with the big truck, something like 1.1mil, had 2 kids follow me around on MK2 bikes trying to hit the truck & occasionally landing a shot, was bored and had plenty of delivery time so i got out and killed them about 10 times each, made fun of them and went on to make the delivery. Im literally 10meters from the delivery spot, orbital strike. Proceeded to make them both ragequit after destroying their K/D (killing each something like 20 more times) so that sorta softened the blow, but im still pretty annoyed about it, Nightclub deliveries is bscly all i do for money these days, now i have to wait a week or whatever for a new million again, boo! (in retrospect i should've just ignored them, but i didnt, and i doubt i will in the future, MK2 kids need to be shown they suck whenever possible) All in all not the worst thing since the money is automatically generated, but obviously no fun either.

 

This is why I do deliveries only in a solo session! I don't have so much free time that I could afford to lose all my cargo and to let some immature kids to have fun at the expense of me.  

 

Besides there are so many tools in this game, which lets players blow up stuff with one shot that it's not fun anymore. 

Edited October 16, 2019 by TheGhostFromPast

[suicidal_banana]

7 minutes ago, TheGhostFromPast said:

This is why I do deliveries only in a solo session! I don't have so much free time that I could afford to lose all my cargo and to let some immature kids to have fun at the expense of me.  

Besides there are so many tools in this game, which lets players blow up stuff with one shot that it's not fun anymore. 

The thing is that i dont like how Tony takes a cut, and you get 1% bonus per player in the session, so you can overcome the cut he takes and then earn some extra on top, but i see your point

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

23 hours ago, paperbagdude said:

I am personally a huge fan of King of The Hill, as the DM quickplay finally puts you to action, instead of forever pending lobbies and 1.000.000.000 $$ RP bullsh*t.

 

But people are f*cking terrible at hosting these matches. They literally don't f*cking care. Having the score limit set to 100 ends the game in less than 3 minutes, and anyone should realize that hosting a free-for-all KoTH consisting of 16 players is really just a bloody f*ck fiesta. Sure, it does feel good to win 1st place in a match like that, but it is not ideal and well-balanced.

 

And since you can't host a job any longer except if there are no active lobbies (which in this case are lots of), you can't really get to set the standards of a good match.

Why Team Balancing is off by default is beyond me:

 

 

This match could have been a balanced 3v3 but nooo, I don't even care about losing tbh, but people just craming one team while the other is left with less players is bullsh*t.

 

And don't get me started with calling Lester to reveal other players, explosive spam and Bulletproof Helmets.

[TheGhostFromPast]

Just now, suicidal_banana said:

The thing is that i dont like how Tony takes a cut, and you get 1% bonus per player in the session, so you can overcome the cut he takes and then earn some extra on top, but i see your point

 

I don't like that either, but I'll rather keep doing deliveries in a solo session than in a session, which is full with immature kids, not to mention all types of cheaters.

 

It's not great, but isn't that bad either when Tony takes a cut. It's far worse when immature kids or one of those cheaters destroys my cargo with one shot, thinking it requires a high skill level.