The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[HamwithCheese]

Hmm, something similar happened to me yesterday and I'm not sure why. I took cover behind it and it exploded taking half my health. I don't recall it catching fire

 

That's kind of bullsh*t, since that's pretty mucb your only cover. Yeah you could head inside but the enemies never approach you.

[Arrows to Athens]

I've noticed recently that the game freezes more frequently when going at high speeds.

 

This game is getting slower and more unresponsive with each week that goes by.

[MSK_MKIII]

Can't help but feel mad at R* blatant greedy antics regarding us trying to make an honest living. For example, they love having your almost or full bunker raided and the recovery missions will be gear towards you losing "ALL" or "HALF" of your bunker's products. 

 

It is basically R* robbing you of your time and investment.. thank god my grind method is air tight otherwise I'd quit this game to play Forthnite with my idiot brother a long time ago!

[DarkReign27]

On 9/28/2019 at 12:55 PM, Geisterfaust said:

Why have I stopped playing the game? Because there's literally no point for me to keep going. Launched the game because of 1 mil today just for the fun of it and never completed a single mission. First of all, casino missions are in contact pool so that means I'm forced to watch Brucie doing jumping jacks while rank 30 starts the thing. Second of  all, the first rank 30 is a cheater teleporting around the map during the mission but still moronic enough to go AFK just as the objective requires leaving the area. To hell with that. God mode abusers on consoles, cheaters on PC, crappy network code, grindy jobs. I don't mind V, but Online... This thing is dead.

Game's pretty much dead for me haven't played in 2 months now. Been playing RDR2 online off and on but GTAV activity design is sinking into the online, I think the company is dead to be honest with online stuff. I realize it's pointless thinking they'll change their ways at least not until way later once they lose some stock.They said they aren't making RDR2 single player DLC so ya GTA6 i think i'm good to skip it I'm too frustrated with this company and the other triple A. They're sending goons to people's house's too and this new launcher with storefront I won't touch I'm starting to get very far from this company like EA and activision far.

[_PANiC_]

9 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I've noticed recently that the game freezes more frequently when going at high speeds.

 

This game is getting slower and more unresponsive with each week that goes by.

Its an old game and they keep throwing new sh*t into it....so .....yeah i dont know what my actual point was...oh yeah I mean its an old game but you still getting free stuff, but it will start to run slower.  

[Agatha Baker]

Hey Cockstar!

 

Can everybody work there or something, because youre devs are the most stupid ones i've ever experienced.

[louisplasta]

why the f*ck a first-aid can't replenish our health back?

also why tf would I want CCTV filming my bed

 

Rockstar should've made some QoL changes to make the game more playable 

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

bruh

 

 

 

[Timsalabimbo]

1 hour ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

bruh

 

Should've worn your bullet proof cone

[DentureDynamite]

On 9/26/2019 at 7:45 PM, HamwithCheese said:

Having played all survivals now., i can confidently say that r* doesnt know what pve is. These are all sh*t. Nowhere to go, boxed in areas, npcs spawning everywhere, and spawning in DROVES. You never delt with 50 npcs, choppers and a juggernaut in a small wooded area, but that's where we're at now. 

 

I know this isnt a big deal to most people, but this was literally the only thing I did in this game and now its ruined. I'm very disappointed.

My experience as well; some dev was either in a rush to meet a deadline, or had no clue what actually makes a Survival fun to play.

 

Probably both.

Edited September 30, 2019 by DentureDynamite

[Jammsbro]

After maybe fifty attempts to get the kifflom t shirt i still have no luck.

People on here have gotten it on their first try.

I think after a while rockstar should maybe JUST GIVE ME THE f*ckING T SHIRT.

[Agatha Baker]

24 minutes ago, Jammsbro said:

After maybe fifty attempts to get the kifflom t shirt i still have no luck.

People on here have gotten it on their first try.

I think after a while rockstar should maybe JUST GIVE ME THE f*ckING T SHIRT.

What are the requirements for the kifflom clothes?

[El Diablo 702]

56 minutes ago, Agatha Baker said:

What are the requirements for the kifflom clothes?

Tip the night club bathroom attendant,  forgot how much but you get I think 3 messages while doing it. It’s something about the stages of enlightenment.  The light blue kifflom shirt is completely random,  it’s at least free if you own the club, “wouldn’t recommend trying if you have to pay at a random club”.  And the tattoo I believe has something to do with sourcing supplies for the bunker but I never tried for it. 

The outfit once unlocked will be in your closet under special outfits. 

Edited September 30, 2019 by El Diablo 702

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

2 hours ago, El Diablo 702 said:

Tip the night club bathroom attendant,  forgot how much but you get I think 3 messages while doing it. It’s something about the stages of enlightenment.

From the GTA Wikia:

 

Quote

The player must tip the restroom attendant a total of 575 times ($575 dollars worth of $1 tips). Notifications above the radar keep track of the player's progress toward unlocking the outfit:

 

- After 10 tips, "Seeking the Truth" will display.

- After 155 tips, "Chasing the Truth" will display.

- After 575 tips, "Bearing the Truth" will display.

 

After 575 tips, the outfit will become available to the player at any clothing store or at their personal property's wardrobe in the "Outfits: Special" menu.

Edited September 30, 2019 by YELLOW DOG WITH CONE
Fixed the formatting

[Nefarious_Poundcake]

8 hours ago, louisplasta said:

also why tf would I want CCTV filming my bed

#brazzers

[El Diablo 702]

@Agatha Baker  what yellow dog posted.  The only variable that I can think of is if you tipped the bathroom attendant before while going for the kifflom t-shirt the amount might be lower.  Also I think you can repeatedly tip while standing at the attendant, no need to leave and come back. 

[Lupo-Akane]

9 minutes ago, El Diablo 702 said:

@Agatha Baker  what yellow dog posted.  The only variable that I can think of is if you tipped the bathroom attendant before while going for the kifflom t-shirt the amount might be lower.  Also I think you can repeatedly tip while standing at the attendant, no need to leave and come back. 

Nope you don't have to leave, I got it on my 2nd toon while in some other players club cause I did not feel like buying a club for that toon just yet lol...

[Dr. Robotnik]

I hate the Safe Bet Casino Work mission on principle, but it at least started becoming more acceptable once I got my Paragon R and only had to deal with Kkangpae or Vagos in cars; then I could just wedge my armored vehicle between the Stockade and their bullets and soak up most of the damage, if nothing else.

 

And then one day, the mission decides to spawn the Lost as enemies instead, and the Lost have two things; Gang Burritos that they can throw in front of the Stockade to bring it to a dead screeching halt, and motorcycles that let them swarm the aforementioned halted Stockade like angry hornets and pepper it with super-accurate-as-long-as-they're-the-ones-shooting-and-not-me SMG fire until it blows up and kills them. Maybe their kamikaze spirit makes three things.

 

Oh, and I also failed Fake News solely because of crap driving AI when the news van I was tailing tried to turn into the Von Crastenburg hotel lot too early, crashed into part of the Von Crastenburg sign, and after that repeatedly backed up and rammed first the sign and then a bush until it had wrecked itself. At least I still got ten grand out of it.

[Jammsbro]

Dealer gets 9 hands in a row. 6 of them pairs. What are the odds of that?

 

I dont get a card higher than a 10 for the entire run. I eventually get a pair of 8's. Good, I can at least get a win.

 

He gets a pair of kings.

 

Down a million.

[El Diablo 702]

1 hour ago, Jammsbro said:

Dealer gets 9 hands in a row. 6 of them pairs. What are the odds of that?

 

I dont get a card higher than a 10 for the entire run. I eventually get a pair of 8's. Good, I can at least get a win.

 

He gets a pair of kings.

 

Down a million.

Welcome to gambling.  You have ups n downs.  Learn from Kenny logins, kno when to hold n kno when to fold.  There’s nothing worse than not knowing the game and losing. 

Your saying your average card was below 10 and played anyway?  That’s your fault. The house doesn’t play less than a queen and that tells you what?  

Edited October 1, 2019 by El Diablo 702

[PetrolCB]

35 minutes ago, El Diablo 702 said:

Welcome to gambling.  You have ups n downs.  Learn from Kenny logins, kno when to hold n kno when to fold.  

C’mon man. It’s Kenny Rogers. Not Kenny Loggins. 

[B7R]

Rockstar You can;

 

Shove your f*cking MC raids where the sun doesn't shine. I'm sick of the instant raid bullsh*t as soon as I register as a president. Pretty sure this doesn't happen with CEO businesses. I can't count the number of times I've registered as an president just to put a motorbike / vehicle away and I get an instant raid. Even worse when your fighting c*nthards, register as a president and you get a raid chucked in your face putting your stock at further risk of getting destroyed or stolen. 

 

Shove your f*cking MC raids in invite only / private sessions up your ass as well. You can't resupply in invite only / private sessions but we can still sure as hell get raided. F*ck off. Unless you plan on letting us run businesses in there that can f*ck outta here. 

 

And you seem to have implemented a new feature (should I even call it that?) where opposing players can't help you take out AI during a raid. My buddy just tried to take out the police helicopter during one of my raids and it wasn't taking any damage with homings what so ever. I bet the last part here was done on purpose to solely f*ck over lone players making dealing with these raids even more difficult. 

 

I almost lost all of my stock because of this bullsh*t, if It wasn't for my quick thinking of closing the application when I got busted, I would've just lost close to over 200K of stock. I know that sounds like nothing but with the time and money and effort I spent doing that losing all that product to a bullsh*t raid would've really killed any further motivation I had for this game. 

[El Diablo 702]

1 hour ago, PetrolCB said:

C’mon man. It’s Kenny Rogers. Not Kenny Loggins. 

Ok don’t beat me up.  I can’t remember every singer from the 80’s.  I’m old man just not that old.

[Lupo-Akane]

22 minutes ago, El Diablo 702 said:

Ok don’t beat me up.  I can’t remember every singer from the 80’s.  I’m old man just not that old.

It came out in 1979 so it's ok, we all make a mistake every now and then.

[Agatha Baker]

11 hours ago, El Diablo 702 said:

@Agatha Baker  what yellow dog posted.  The only variable that I can think of is if you tipped the bathroom attendant before while going for the kifflom t-shirt the amount might be lower.  Also I think you can repeatedly tip while standing at the attendant, no need to leave and come back. 

At least we dont have to run 1000 miles for it.

[EkaSwede]

6 hours ago, Jammsbro said:

Dealer gets 9 hands in a row. 6 of them pairs. What are the odds of that?

 

I dont get a card higher than a 10 for the entire run. I eventually get a pair of 8's. Good, I can at least get a win.

 

He gets a pair of kings.

 

Down a million.

Oof, that's gotta hurt. But in my opinion you usually should play card with a Queen high or higher. Jack high or lower is folding time. No need to bet up to 105K to only win 50K.

 

But yeah, I love me some Three Chrd Poker, but sometimes you just have sh*tty days. My favourite is the Dealer's "Rage Ace" which is the first card they flip should you choose to play a King High or lower. It feels rigged when the algorithm has decided for you to lose by giving you deceptively good cards only for the dealers to just beat them.

 

Playing High Cards is risky. Keep in mind of the kicker. A King High with a 3 and 4 is quite weak.

 

Another tip is to set a loss limit. When I did Three Card I set a loss limit at around 150K or "three folds in a row at start" rule. One lost play would count as two folds.

 

Hopefully you'll get a good run with some pairs, flushes, a straight (I actually lost a straight to a higher straight once), or maybe a nice 3 of a kind or straight flush.

 

And since I can't edit, I'll just make it a text joke: "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?............. Blackjack, Look at that, dealer wins!"

Edited October 1, 2019 by EkaSwede

[Agatha Baker]

Grand Theft "there's always some guy spawning from behind you" Auto.

 

The new Rockstar tiltle.

[Lupo-Akane]

For the love of money can we have a way to turn blood and bullet holes off for our toons and a way to turn off that stupid flipping music it plays when flying with out turning all music off...

I would take being able to pick some music from I&E to replace that crappy flying background music.

Edited October 2, 2019 by Lupo-Akane

[The Blast]

How can anyone here since day one continue to be masochistic enough to play this beat meat game? I can't do it. I just come here to witness the pain, so I can remind myself how much better I'm doing without playing this hell I lived in for 260 days.

[Taterman]

7 hours ago, The Blast said:

How can anyone here since day one continue to be masochistic enough to play this beat meat game? I can't do it. I just come here to witness the pain, so I can remind myself how much better I'm doing without playing this hell I lived in for 260 days.

OK