The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[DentureDynamite]

12 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Decide to use second character after doing a few races. "Rockstar game services are unavailable".

Great. Guess it's back to Wreckfest.

I had a heck of a time trying to connect last night--took three tries (wasted about 30 minutes) to finally get into a session.

 

Got really tired of looking at the loading screen; usually I can connect first time, within 5-6 minutes.

Edited September 23, 2019 by DentureDynamite

[AcidRain7744]

I'm getting tired hearing of "Last ride before she's a bride." Every single time I go in the casino to buy chips.

[Taterman]

14 minutes ago, AcidXRain73 said:

I'm getting tired hearing of "Last ride before she's a bride." Every single time I go in the casino to buy chips.

Choo choo...

[EkaSwede]

Well, looks like today's when the dealer keeps pulling the Rage Cards* in 3 Card Poker

 

*Play with a King high or lower and the very first card dealer flips is an Ace.

Edited September 23, 2019 by EkaSwede

[kcole4001]

16 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Decide to use second character after doing a few races. "Rockstar game services are unavailable".

Great. Guess it's back to Wreckfest.

TBH, Wreckfest is f*ckin' awesome! 

[Standard Deluxe 59]

2 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

TBH, Wreckfest is f*ckin' awesome! 

It is. Hell it's the first game I've actually enjoyed playing in a very long time. 

[HamwithCheese]

There are two enemy npcs just standing there.

You move up to take them out.

An off the radar npc takes 90% of your health.

The two npcs that were f*cking about for 5 minutes rush you.

 

 

How is a game that isn't sentient play like a little bitch? Oh, and can we talk about how worthless "super heavy" armor is? f*cking protects you from 4 pistol rounds, what the f*ck is it gonna do against a full auto combat mg?

Edited September 24, 2019 by HamwithCheese

[B Dawg]

On 9/20/2019 at 12:59 PM, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

Explosions not having any damage falloff whatsoever is complete bullsh*t.

 

It makes taking cover completely useless and it makes explosive weapons OP as f*ck. The latter having overly generous blast radius doesn't help either.

 

The funniest thing about it is that this happens because R* literally forgot to copypaste a single line of code to enable damage falloff on weapons with splash damage, something that was already a thing on GTA IV:

 

 

Even games before IV had explosive damage falloff. V is such a f*ck up on so many levels.

[AUScowboy]

Have completed daily objerkoffs 10 days in a row and no weekly 150k bonus... I don't need the money it's really just the principle and the fact that they just renovated that part of the game. Messing with that old code definitely broke stuff. I mean, one of the new bugs is having the same objective twice in one day, which makes the set impossible to complete as only one with register as completed.

Edited September 24, 2019 by AUScowboy

[gtafan26]

Ran into a real douche of wall breacher today, didnt even know this one existed, it was above the tunnel on the side of the road by the Casino.  That mother f*cker got me 4 times before I could get out there

Edited September 24, 2019 by gtafan26

[Black Terminator]

Rockstar needs to get rid of the kick function from the game, tired of getting kicked for doing my daily objectives that are none PvP activity. 

[SlammerRPM]

I know it's just a coding shortcut. But buildings with balconies shouldn't have invisible walls blocking them. Such as Tinsel Towers. The front of that building is coded as a flat wall.

[B7R]

Rockstar needs to fix their f*cking errors. Tired of going AFK only to then come back and join a new lobby and when I do the game chucks the sh*ts and kicks me from the session. All because the devs broke something and are too lazy to fix it. 

[Jammsbro]

On 9/24/2019 at 8:49 AM, HamwithCheese said:

There are two enemy npcs just standing there.

You move up to take them out.

An off the radar npc takes 90% of your health.

The two npcs that were f*cking about for 5 minutes rush you.

 

 

How is a game that isn't sentient play like a little bitch? Oh, and can we talk about how worthless "super heavy" armor is? f*cking protects you from 4 pistol rounds, what the f*ck is it gonna do against a full auto combat mg?

Worse than that is the low level of the players gear.

In a vehicle theft enemies can shoot further with a standard pistol than any machine gun. Gang attack enemies are far more powerful than ours. Even though we are supposed to be a criminal kingpin with a military grade weapons lab.

[Handsome Jack]

Where's my import export type garage for personal vehicle use?

 

On 9/24/2019 at 3:49 AM, HamwithCheese said:

can we talk about how worthless "super heavy" armor is?

Really all body armor should've been from the start is just damage reduction instead of an extra heath bar with each one giving a certain percentage depending on which level of armor (weakest armor gives you a 5% damage reduction while super heavy gives you 25%) you're wearing. With the heist vests for example thats how it should've been for body armor. But since that's to complex for them they could've just implemented the sp version of "armor" to mp

[EkaSwede]

2 hours ago, Handsome Jack said:

Where's my import export type garage for personal vehicle use?

 

Really all body armor should've been from the start is just damage reduction instead of an extra heath bar with each one giving a certain percentage depending on which level of armor (weakest armor gives you a 5% damage reduction while super heavy gives you 25%) you're wearing. With the heist vests for example thats how it should've been for body armor. But since that's to complex for them they could've just implemented the sp version of "armor" to mp

Oh and don't forget that heist armor only works in the regular heists. Int he Doomsday - heists that would ACTUALLY BENEFIT from them - they don't work.

[DentureDynamite]

10 hours ago, SlammerRPM said:

I know it's just a coding shortcut. But buildings with balconies shouldn't have invisible walls blocking them. Such as Tinsel Towers. The front of that building is coded as a flat wall.

Agreed!

 

While I'm sure it wasn't even on dev's minds back in the early days of the game (when parachuting was the only theoretical way to access them), but this one is annoying now because the Thruster has opened up new opportunities for places to hide during Executive Search.

 

The catch is that some are open and "landable" with the Thruster, but most are not.

 

IMO, the best thing R* could do for GTA Online (besides nerfing or ditching the Oppressor MK2) is spend some time updating the map for today's game play.

Edited September 25, 2019 by DentureDynamite

[VercettiGuy]

Did anyody else notice that all the new cars from the last updates don't get any body damage?

 

Just scratches, no dents or anything worse.

Edited September 25, 2019 by VercettiGuy

[UpdateHater]

Still having problems joining sessions

[Lupo-Akane]

You should get to flipping pick what color your ceo/biker organization is if your the only flipping peep in the session.......

B&M 2 IS...

Why can't we roll down our windows in our cars?...

[El Diablo 702]

20 minutes ago, Lupo-Akane said:

Why can't we roll down our windows in our cars?...

You can,  only driver side if you are the only person in vehicle. Select no weapon to flip the bird during drive by action and the windows lower. Get a passenger to do the same for other window.  You’d think with the car options for doors, hood and trunk that windows up/down would be there but hey it’s R*

Edited September 25, 2019 by El Diablo 702

[Lupo-Akane]

12 minutes ago, El Diablo 702 said:

You can,  only driver side if you are the only person in vehicle. Select no weapon to flip the bird during drive by action and the windows lower. Get a passenger to do the same for other window.  You’d think with the car options for doors, hood and trunk that windows up/down would be there but hey it’s R*

Yah, but I just want a way to do it with out flipping toons off lol....

[El Diablo 702]

6 minutes ago, Lupo-Akane said:

Yah, but I just want a way to do it with out flipping toons off lol....

Ya that should be a option in the menu with the hood, doors open/close things. As is it that’s the only way I know of to do it.  

[whywontyoulisten]

I just got attacked by an Oppressor Mk2 that came out of passive seconds beforehand. Whatever happened to passive being disabled in weaponised vehicles?

[HamwithCheese]

"Maybe now I'll find a lot of survivals"

 

*No active Survivals found*

 

It's also really nice of r* to NOT boost payouts for the original survivals. Its also really nice that people are still playing these despite clearly not being boosted.

Edited September 26, 2019 by HamwithCheese

[Rotorhead359]

9 minutes ago, whywontyoulisten said:

I just got attacked by an Oppressor Mk2 that came out of passive seconds beforehand. Whatever happened to passive being disabled in weaponised vehicles?

entering a weaponized vehicle while passive does not kick you out of passive mode instantly, the first 30 seconds you are driving/flying it in passive mode and then it pops you out and activates weapons

Edited September 26, 2019 by AirWolf359

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

On 9/24/2019 at 2:49 AM, HamwithCheese said:

How is a game that isn't sentient play like a little bitch? Oh, and can we talk about how worthless "super heavy" armor is? f*cking protects you from 4 pistol rounds, what the f*ck is it gonna do against a full auto combat mg?

Not to mention that it gets damaged from crashing in a car or falling damage.

 

Like, what the f*ck is body armor made of, jello instead of kevlar?

[EkaSwede]

Wow, that's a lot of enemies once you reach wave 8 in nuclear silo. What's the cap? 700 enemies? Cool the f*ck down R*.

 

AND REMOVE MINIGUN MODE ON f*ckING UZIS WHENE NEMIES HAVE THEM FOR f*ckS SAKE!

 

new survivals are sh*t and will be forgotten about within three weeks or so because they're so badly designed I feel like I'm playinf  Smash bros Melee final destination! No cover and I can't see sh*t!

 

Also, LOL at the fact you can't vote for a job if you fail it. That's a sh*t design as well

 

I swear the enemy can see me aiming at them and marksman dances out of my crosshair and my bulets magically don't hit because "spread" but they get to activate minigun mode because "magnets".

 

Edited September 26, 2019 by EkaSwede

[Spectre "2K"]

yeah if i have 5 hours i'll camp in missile silo for the 2 hour payout but a lot of these survivals really aren't doing it for me. I can even tolerate the buzzards shooting missiles now, but a technical that just insta kills me before the dot even appears is a yikes from me 

[gtafan26]

1 hour ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

Not to mention that it gets damaged from crashing in a car or falling damage.

 

Like, what the f*ck is body armor made of, jello instead of kevlar?

Its Jello, not sure what flavor though.