The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[gtafan26]

On 9/19/2019 at 10:21 AM, No Use For A Name said:

Every f*cking time I log on I load into the game and immediately get an error joining the session message. After I’m already in the session

Four times yesterday this happened to me, restarted the game helped and I was able to finally join,  I get that joining session error on a regular basis, but not 4 times in row.

16 hours ago, Taterman said:

Are all these connection issues you guys are having on PC?

PS4

[Arrows to Athens]

The f*cking traffic in this game, I swear...

 

 

Why is the donkey turning at that moment when the SUV in front turned all the way there, which is the right way?

[Geisterfaust]

4 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Man, IV was sooooooo good. A lot of the times, I feel V was a step down from it.

It is hard for me to say that was a step down, rather than step in the direction that I don't like. Car ownership, insurance, properties, businesses, it's just completely different GTA game. It's not GTA in my opinion, to be honest. 

[SlammerRPM]

8 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

Four times yesterday this happened to me, restarted the game helped and I was able to finally join,  I get that joining session error on a regular basis, but not 4 times in row.

PS4

And XBox360

Ohhh look....I now have a feature (screwup) that nextgen has.

[JamesTKirk]

15 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Why is the donkey turning at that moment when the SUV in front turned all the way there, which is the right way?

They definitely do it on purpose, I spend most of my time in the game sourcing and selling vehicles from my vehicle warehouse, and every mission it seems like a vehicle will do this now.  It didn't happen in the past, it's a recent change during the past year, they upgraded the NPC AI to phuck with us all.

 

My "favorite" is when I'm speeding down the highway at 200 mph towards my garage in the far left lane, when suddenly some NPC AI vehicle in the right lane makes a sharp left turn to drive right in front of me... and we're on the highway, mind you!  It couldn't possibly be more obvious that the game is pulling a dick move on me, and I always notice that my damage level is lower than average.  My guess is that the game looks at how expensive I'm damaged, and if its not above average, that's when it decides to crash into us and cause us to lose more profit.

[UpdateHater]

tHeRE wAs aN eRror JoInInG yOuR SeSsIoN

[EkaSwede]

Wow, I  got a pretty good hand in 3 Card Poker! A straight ending with an Ace! And the dealer flipped a queen of hearts, 4 clubs, an-

 

CRASH!

 

R*: "LOOKUTHAT, ROCKSTAR WEENS!"

Edited September 21, 2019 by EkaSwede

[Lupo-Akane]

Why did they even add putting your hood up if you can't even use it on a bike or having it be put back up when you get off the bike or getting out of a car....

 

They really need to fire everyone in R* and get peeps that can think out side the box or something.

 

[Max.pain]

4 hours ago, UpdateHater said:

tHeRE wAs aN eRror JoInInG yOuR SeSsIoN

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[Standard Deluxe 59]

44 minutes ago, Lupo-Akane said:

Why did they even add putting your hood up if you can't even use it on a bike or having it be put back up when you get off the bike or getting out of a car....

The same reasons they added racing helmets... that you can't wear in a race car. 

[VercettiGuy]

Why does every muscle car in the game have huge rear and tiny front tires?

 

It's honestly the reason why I don't own any, it just looks ridiculous.

[Lupo-Akane]

27 minutes ago, VercettiGuy said:

Why does every muscle car in the game have huge rear and tiny front tires?

 

It's honestly the reason why I don't own any, it just looks ridiculous.

Cause many do have bigger rear tires.

[VercettiGuy]

3 minutes ago, Lupo-Akane said:

Cause many do have bigger rear tires.

But they don't look as sh*t or ridiculously sized as the GTA ones.

[davidintel1965]

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the launcher is trash, and screw you rockstar for that decision. stupid stupid stupid

Well said, couldn't agree with you more!

[JON22]

What a load of

 

Sold it.

[kcole4001]

2 hours ago, JON22 said:

What a load of

 

Sold it.

Ahhh yes, the bouncy autothrasher.

People say it's a fast way to travel around the map....until you try to land it...then it takes at least 2 minutes and you're lucky to get away alive.

 

[Lupo-Akane]

10 hours ago, VercettiGuy said:

But they don't look as sh*t or ridiculously sized as the GTA ones.

It's R*, they are crap at making almost anything anymore. 

[Big Molio]

4 hours ago, JON22 said:

What a load of

 

Sold it.

It's such a shame they gave the thing those stupid rubber landing skids, because apart from that, it's a fun little vehicle to fly around in.

[Sentinel Driver]

5 minutes ago, Big Molio said:

It's such a shame they gave the thing those stupid rubber landing skids, because apart from that, it's a fun little vehicle to fly around in.

Trying to land it is half of the fun! Sometimes the end result is even funnier! I once had the havok stuck sideways for like 5 minutes without it blowing up at all and I even managed to pull it upright again. Idk how it happened but it was fun to mess around with. Those helicopter blades are lethal!

[EkaSwede]

4 hours ago, JON22 said:

What a load of

*Gif of something wreaking havoc*

 

Sold it.

Indeed that thing is slippery. And the strangest thing is, that one of my firends who don't play much gtao flew this helicopter without prior experience and could land it without fail over and over.

[Big Molio]

2 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

Trying to land it is half of the fun! Sometimes the end result is even funnier! I once had the havok stuck sideways for like 5 minutes without it blowing up at all and I even managed to pull it upright again. Idk how it happened but it was fun to mess around with. Those helicopter blades are lethal!

Ha, yeah. Even the slowest landing on the widest, flattest area will generally cause the thing to flip over and begin thrashing about like an epileptic seal strapped to a lawnmower.

[EkaSwede]

16 minutes ago, Big Molio said:

Ha, yeah. Even the slowest landing on the widest, flattest area will generally cause the thing to flip over and begin thrashing about like an epileptic seal strapped to a lawnmower.

And then you'll be screaming at your friends to get out of the way, but they can't hear you as they're already screaming in panic frantically trying to get away from you as you're out of control.

 

It just ends like a bizarre episode of "Will it blend?".

[JON22]

47 minutes ago, Big Molio said:

It's such a shame they gave the thing those stupid rubber landing skids, because apart from that, it's a fun little vehicle to fly around in.

I wanted to use it for Sightseer in invite only because I like to wiz about in first person in my buzzard and I liked that the havok had more visibility to make it easier to land in first person. Wish R* would change it so it doesn't tip over like a bike as soon as you land. It may be quicker but by the time you've landed it and gotten out of it you've wasted the time saved on the flight getting there.

[jargonaut]

Havok is the love child of German engineers and Looney Tunes.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

Decide to use second character after doing a few races. "Rockstar game services are unavailable".

Great. Guess it's back to Wreckfest.

[Lupo-Akane]

Just wish the havok had a small cannon, or small missiles......

They could fit one cannon from the rogue on it so it would not be over powered or if they added missiles to it it could take up to 3 or 4 to blow stuff up but nope they left it crap but hey they added a flipping broom that can launch 30 something missiles if a few seconds......  

[B7R]

Okay what the hell is going on PSN? So my membership on Playstation Network expired and tonight my Friend was in the middle of a battle with some players on good ol GTAOnline and I wanted to spectate so he started up share-play. When I go to join he's shareplay it says "the hosts game screen cannot be viewed because the game has not been released in your Country or Region. If the host starts a game that you can view, the game screen will be displayed". 

 

Which is a load of bullocks because GTAV has been here for the last what... 6 years now? maybe 4 or so on PS4 so it's definitely available and we've done shareplay in the past on the PS4 before. Not sure why PSN is blocking shareplay footage because it thinks V hasn't been released in my country despite it being fully available with no blocks what so ever. 

 

Why have simple little things got to cause to much mischief and mayhem? 

 

 

[whywontyoulisten]

*places last poster*

 

"The connection to PSN has been lost. Please return to GTA V."

[EkaSwede]

*watches casino mission cutscene*

 

"We PaY yOu BiG mOnEy If YoU hElP uS!"

 

*gets paid 7634*

 

*****!

[wweraw526]

15 minutes ago, EkaSwede said:

*watches casino mission cutscene*

 

"We PaY yOu BiG mOnEy If YoU hElP uS!"

 

*gets paid 7634*

 

*****!

Tell that to the mission called Strong Arm Tactics where you have to go threw all that time and effort to go through a big wave of enemies O_O and you only get $13,930 for completing the mission. 20 or 25K sounds much better. 

Edited September 23, 2019 by wweraw526