The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[hispls]

17 hours ago, Vitalize said:

So i went afk before work and banded my controller. In my nightclub. I was gone for 6 hours, came back to me registered as a ceo (swore that i retired before i left), and in front of a police station blocks away from my nightclub. To my surprise, my warehouse got f*cking raided while I WAS IN MY NIGHTCLUB. WHILE I WAS GONE. 1.13 MILLION f*ckING GONE JUST LIKE THAT. You f*ckING SHOULDN’T BE RAIDED WHILE YOU’RE INSIDE THE f*ckING BUSINESS THAT’S GETTING RAIDED. I’m f*cking uninstalling this sh*t once rdr comes out.

 

The only place you may be safe from raids is in missions.  I wouldn't trust any method to AFK otherwise.  My sh*t gets raided constantly and I've learned to just close application as soon as I see the notification.  Absolutely not worth the risk and bother and half the time you're so far across the map you don't even have time to get to your business.

 

Gotta sell those cash cards though and if people could legit get ahead profits might suffer.

 

6 hours ago, SlammerRPM said:

 I don't sit around all day playing video games smoking weed and drinking God knows what and using Mommy and Daddy's credit cards to pay for everything.

 

Well that's your problem.  You are not the demographic to whom GTA Online is pandering.

 

1 hour ago, xXxKAMIKAZExXx said:

Import/Export isn't giving me Top Range cars anymore. My garage is 80% full with only 3 Top Range cars and I still can't get anything other than Mid Range.

 

Sell all duplicates!   You must have only one of each make/model car.  

[Ehrmantraut]

4 hours ago, hispls said:

 

The only place you may be safe from raids is in missions.  I wouldn't trust any method to AFK otherwise.  My sh*t gets raided constantly and I've learned to just close application as soon as I see the notification.  Absolutely not worth the risk and bother and half the time you're so far across the map you don't even have time to get to your business.

You're safe from raids if you're not registered as CEO or MC, simple.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Is there some kind of Tryhard Handbook on the internet I don't know about? One that reads as follows.

• Outift: Bucket Helmet (Bulletproof), with Rebreather and edgy black clothing.
• Fighting Style: Move up a phase after each enemy kill streak
• Phase one: Combat MG with BST
• Phase two: Marksmen Tap-dance with BST
• Phase three: Explosive and Minigun Spam
• Phase four: Deluxo/Oppressor spam
• Phase five: Hydra
• Phase six: Ghosted Lazer
• Phase seven: Orbital Cannon and close app

Because the things I listed are a unsettlingly and slightly upsettingly common sight. Hell even the Mil-Sims, Mafia-sims and MC-sims have started doing the Fighting Style at least when me and my friends show up in a lobby, it's f*cking sad really (That's if they don't insta heist warp and Orb us the second we fire a shot). 

Edited August 13, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[kcole4001]

And don't forget the cardinal EWO rules! 

 

Honestly, seeing "Mil-Sims" EWOing is hilarious.

Trooper: "Commander, I'm taking fire, what do I do?"

Commander: "Kill yourself to prevent the enemy gaining advantage"

Absolutely beyond stupid.

[PetrolCB]

10 minutes ago, kcole4001 said:

And don't forget the cardinal EWO rules! 

 

Honestly, seeing "Mil-Sims" EWOing is hilarious.

Trooper: "Commander, I'm taking fire, what do I do?"

Commander: "Kill yourself to prevent the enemy gaining advantage"

Absolutely beyond stupid.

“Saving Private Ryan” would’ve been 5 mins long, max. 

[kcole4001]

3 minutes ago, PetrolCB said:

“Saving Private Ryan” would’ve been 5 mins long, max. 

But who would've won? 

Oh yeah, the film producers, as always.

[secrecy274]

So, why the hell can't I access either of my Weapon Workshops? Neither Avenger nor MOC variant works. 

 

I NEED AMMO FOR... reasons...

Edited August 13, 2018 by secrecy274

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

41 minutes ago, kcole4001 said:

And don't forget the cardinal EWO rules! 

 

Honestly, seeing "Mil-Sims" EWOing is hilarious.

Trooper: "Commander, I'm taking fire, what do I do?"

Commander: "Kill yourself to prevent the enemy gaining advantage"

Absolutely beyond stupid.

It gets better, cause one of the GM Crew did a little snooping around FLEETCOM Naval Force's Instagram and found this sh*t:


Correct me if I'm wrong, but no military has an "Orbital Weapons Platform" as of 2018.

[PetrolCB]

2 minutes ago, secrecy274 said:

So, why the hell can't I access my Weapon Workshop?

Maybe you need a new workshop assistant? 

 

“Hurry up, I need some MKII ammo!”

1 minute ago, Suzuki Azure Vulpine said:

It gets better, cause one of the GM Crew did a little snooping around FLEETCOM Naval Force's Instagram and found this sh*t:


Correct me if I'm wrong, but no military has an "Orbital Weapons Platform" as of 2018.

The only way for me to like that stupid role play, was if it were like the War Room in “Dr. Strangelove”. 

 

If you’ve never see this movie...shame on you.

 

[Smokewood]

21 minutes ago, secrecy274 said:

So, why the hell can't I access either of my Weapon Workshops? Neither Avenger nor MOC variant works. 

 

I NEED AMMO FOR... reasons...

Happened to me yesterday.

I ended up having to restart my xbox for it to start working again....

[PetrolCB]

25 minutes ago, Suzuki Azure Vulpine said:

It gets better, cause one of the GM Crew did a little snooping around FLEETCOM Naval Force's Instagram and found this sh*t:

 

Do you think when they rescue each other it’s like...

 

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Fix this damn sh*t, Cockstar.

[Smokewood]

1 minute ago, Arrows to Athens said:

 

Fix this damn sh*t, Cockstar.

Wow, I bet that encourages them to work all night long!

Good job!

 

 

Grow up.

[secrecy274]

7 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

Wow, I bet that encourages them to work all night long!

Good job!

 

 

Grow up.

To be fair, that sh*t has been unfixed for too long.

[Dutchling]

22 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

Wow, I bet that encourages them to work all night long!

Good job!

 

 

Grow up.

We get it. You are the most mature guy here. You are constantly making snarky posts towards people 

[Solid Scorpion]

Prob very late to the party. Why the f does the Jester's handbrake do sweet fa?

Feels like it's got ABS or worn out drums. It's near impossible to lock up the rear.

[Handsome Jack]

Seriously f*ck hotline miami 2 hard mode nothing compares to it. It will anger you

4 minutes ago, Solid Scorpion said:

Prob very late to the party. Why the f does the Jester's handbrake do sweet fa?

Feels like it's got ABS or worn out drums. It's near impossible to lock up the rear.

R* are assholes they f*ck everything up

[Sevastokrator]

Wow lock on to some one  and lose connection to an unknown network issue f*cking constantly anymore 

Edited August 13, 2018 by Sevastokrator

[Arrows to Athens]

2 minutes ago, Sevastokrator said:

Wow lock on to some one  and lose connection to an unknown network issue f*cking constantly anymore 

I've been experiencing lobby splits way more often now. I think Rockstar are becoming generous enough to allow us to do sales in peace.

Edited August 13, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Handsome Jack]

Just now, Arrows to Athens said:

I've been experiencing lobby splits way more often now. I think Rockstar are becoming generous enough to allow us to do sales in peace.

 

Nah R*  are bitches

[Mach1bud]

1 hour ago, Smokewood said:

Wow, I bet that encourages them to work all night long!

Good job!

 

 

Grow up.

That makes twice I have specifically seen you tell someone to grow up.

 

Next time will be the last time.

[Lupo-Akane]

There needs to be a retry button all the time when you get timed out...I don't want to go back to that crap single-player part...

There should be a way to turn off that horrible back ground music when you're flying besides turning off the music all together or turning on the radio.

Be nice to be able to turn off blood and bullet holes on our toons, I don't need that crap on to show I'm being shot. 

[autofanatic]

2 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

 

Fix this damn sh*t, Cockstar.

This sh*t again? I thought It's f*cking nornal! pal, you know, rockstar sucks

[CrysisAverted]

want to try the final terrorbyte missions that require allies

cant get anyone to join in this lobby so try another

puts me in 10 player lobby

try anohter

8 player lobby

try another

8 player lobby

try another

5 player lobby

try another

20 player lobby

get 2 people to join

collect antiques

running out of time because they won't lose cops

finally lose cops

gotta drive across town under 1 minute

dudes get cops again

lose cops at 20 seconds]

f*ck theres the point

run out of time just as I turn into the objective

they both leave

f*ck this cocksucking game

[Sentinel Driver]

So we still have the same god damn 25% discounts and no double money events

c* you never fail to disappoint me

[VaderDaddy]

14 hours ago, Smokewood said:

Wow, I bet that encourages them to work all night long!

Good job!

 

 

Grow up.

You must be lost. This is called the "bitch and moan thread" for a reason. 

[StangOne50]

me-request TB

R-you already have an active TB

me-um ok but its too far so Im requesting it

R-f*ck you

me-return to storage......request TB

R-TB is unavailable to request at this time

me-EWO

[CrysisAverted]

flying around on oppressor mk2

somebody locks onto me and shoots rocket

look behind me

don't see rocket at all

blow up

 

these invisible rockets I swear

[Sentinel Driver]

The new ewo system sucks so f*cking bad I f*cking hate it does nothing but credit kills to people for no reason at all

case in point: having fun with friends ramming into a party bus with vigilantes. Vigilante flies off to water and I ewo to spawn on dry ground

game credits party bus driver for killing me

makes no f*cking sense

[EkaSwede]

Well, here I thought that the Terrorbyte would let us source crates for free... I guess I expected too much.