The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Arrows to Athens]

The Up n Atomizer needs a serious buff to its hit detection and range. 

[theyorkshirejo]

Gonna experiment keeping all my MC businesses under one bar of product and see if I still get raided 

[wweraw526]

36 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

I "accidentally" drove one of the Trash Trucks during the Biker Sell off a cliff and it landed in a tree in someones garden. Not a chance in anything of getting it out, blasted it out of the tree with the UnA and then over the property wall and carried onto the sale.

lol nice

[TheFroggmann]

6 hours ago, _jodielaura said:

Gonna experiment keeping all my MC businesses under one bar of product and see if I still get raided 

The solution is simple, do not ever be in public while a MC president. Go to business, go inside, go to the computer, buy your supplies exit out of the computer, exit out of MC, leave business. That simple. 

 

If you follow that rule your raid instances will go down significantly, and only after sales if you don't shut it down right afterward. With all this said sometimes R*'s random number generator goes full f*cktard and you will get back to back raids some weeks. 

[MaddenedGhost]

6 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

To each their own, I wouldn't get that thing even if it was a free to buy special. I found that mixing up what vehicles I drove made the trips back and forth somewhat less tedious as I got to use nearly all my personal vehicles. That and by the time I got back to the office the cool down timer would be just about over. Agreed about the off shore pick up mission, I've sunk more Savages and accidentally blown up so many crates because I got too happy with the cannon than I'd like to admit. But I don't doubt that eternally damned floating thing can be very useful for things that aren't just being a pest. Of course given the choice I'd say eradicate that thing but I suppose it has it's good uses.

I bought a second one by mistake yesterday

I didn't know it was possible to have multiple of them, but now that I do I can only imagine some of those invisible ankles folk having garages full of them for fast spamming.

[theyorkshirejo]

54 minutes ago, TheFroggmann said:

The solution is simple, do not ever be in public while a MC president. Go to business, go inside, go to the computer, buy your supplies exit out of the computer, exit out of MC, leave business. That simple. 

 

If you follow that rule your raid instances will go down significantly, and only after sales if you don't shut it down right afterward. With all this said sometimes R*'s random number generator goes full f*cktard and you will get back to back raids some weeks. 

I don’t buy supplies. That would make the game literally so boring for me lmao I also never go in public lobbies but I appreciate the tip nonetheless. 

[Amy Vinewood]

I start Fortified in a invite only session, one minute left on the timer it gets destroyed.. What? How?

[gtafan26]

52 minutes ago, Amy Vinewood said:

I start Fortified in a invite only session, one minute left on the timer it gets destroyed.. What? How?

Ohhh, that is interesting.

[Amy Vinewood]

7 minutes ago, gtafan26 said:

Ohhh, that is interesting.

Yeah, It's never happened before and it had no damage when i left it, I just got in then out then left it sit while I was waiting for a friend to get online.
I ran it a half hour later with no problems.. Just very weird.

I'd hate to see the NPC's attack it now or something silly like that because it's a good moneymaker when you need to kill 10 minutes of time

[Geisterfaust]

15 minutes ago, Amy Vinewood said:

Yeah, It's never happened before and it had no damage when i left it, I just got in then out then left it sit while I was waiting for a friend to get online.
I ran it a half hour later with no problems.. Just very weird.

I'd hate to see the NPC's attack it now or something silly like that because it's a good moneymaker when you need to kill 10 minutes of time

It was a spawn issue. Sometimes it gets destroyed, sometimes it can't blow up in the end of the mission. 

[RyuNova]

6 hours ago, TheFroggmann said:

The solution is simple, do not ever be in public while a MC president. Go to business, go inside, go to the computer, buy your supplies exit out of the computer, exit out of MC, leave business. That simple. 

 

If you follow that rule your raid instances will go down significantly, and only after sales if you don't shut it down right afterward. With all this said sometimes R*'s random number generator goes full f*cktard and you will get back to back raids some weeks. 

 

Thats what I do.

Dont ever start an MC from the Interaction Menu, always start one from a Computer by activating it. You will be forced to go into the computer before the game can trigger a Raid.

[Volganor]

 

I can't buy this car because reasons. 

[whywontyoulisten]

1 hour ago, Volganor said:

 

I can't buy this car because reasons. 

How does it compare performance-wise to the civilian version(s)?

[timurlan]

So I am a veteran GTA player whose Social Club account was registered in 2009, and played GTA Online PC since 2015.      In late April 2019 my GTA Online account was banned and data erased simply because (I guess) some modder decided to drop money on me, like $100K.           I NEVER MODDED.                 All my 4 years worth of gameplay gone, hundreds of gunrunning job progress gone, $80 M cash and garages worth of high end vehicles, luxury yacht, Pegasus vehicles all fking gone, my duffel bag gone.

 

I could not have possibly breached the EULA since I was never a modder, and the money dropped on me I could not control, and even if I could, how could a player know that the money was illegitimate or not? Most multiplayer games I played had a trading system where other players can give things to you for free or otherwise... If there is a glitch or loophole in your game it is Rockstar's fault and not players' since we did not code the game ourselves... and somehow players become scapegoats because of Rockstar's own faults or crappy coding.

 

You know what's worse? ALL BANS ARE NOT SUBJECT TO APPEAL.          What is this? North Korea? Not only is their decision to ban me completely arbitrary but also not subject to appeal?         I didn't f*cking expect this from a company based in United States and United Kingdom... , but turned out Rockstar Games is even worse than North Korea...

 

There you have it, you spend real money buying the game and they could ban you for whatever stupid reason that is completely not your fault, not immediately after you buy the game but AFTER 4 f*ckING YEARS OF GRINDING.          If you think it could not be worse, guess what?      I LOGGED IN AFTER THE 30 DAY BAN AND THERE WERE LIKE 5 MODDERS IN MY SESSION, LEVELS 666 TO 8000, WHO COULD SPAWN A FKING CHRISTMAS TREE AND A UFO SPACESHIP ON YOU WHICH WOULD NOT GO AWAY EVEN IF YOU SWITCH SESSIONS, AND YOU DIE EVERY 15 SECONDS BECAUSE YOU WERE ON FIRE AS THEY SPAWNED A BARBECUE FIRE ON YOUR GUY AS WELL.             SO INNOCENT PLAYERS ARE BANNED WHILST REAL MODDERS ARE CONTINUING TO RUIN HONEST PLAYERS' GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE.        GOOD JOB ROCKSTAR GAMES, GO f*ck YOURSELVES YOU UGLY f*ckING MONKEYS.

 

DO NOT BUY SHARK CARDS TO FEED THIS DIPsh*t COMPANY, MAYBE DONT EVEN BUY THEIR DIPsh*t GAMES.

 

GTA ONLINE SUCKS CHIMPANZEE DICK, GRINDING IS BORING, AND WHEN YOU FINALLY HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY WHAT YOU WANTED, IT'S BORING AND MOST CARS I BOUGHT I NEVER DRIVEN IT FOR MORE THAN 2 TIMES.           THE MAP IS HUGE, BECAUSE 80% OF IT IS MEANINGLESS EMPTY DESERT WITH NOTHING IT IN, AND THE REMAINING 20% IS SOME BORING FLAT CITY WITH NOTHING MUCH GOING ON, THERE IS NOT EVEN AN ACCESSIBLE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT, HARDLY ANY ACCESSIBLE INDOOR PLACES.

 

DONT PLAY THIS f*ckING LOSER GAME

 

 

 

[Gaffa]

Thanks for that. 

Always enjoy a good chuckle on our holy day of rest...

[§†range]

You're not missing much ...

[HamwithCheese]

Ok.

[REXX]

Mitch and Boan.

 

PS: This thread will start a war. I'm off to get my Ammunation Apocalypse Kit, anyone else one?

Edited July 14, 2019 by REXX

[RonDutch]

[Slonitram]

[timurlan]

AND I forgot to add that the Rockstar forum is now practically gone, so NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH as well, and Rockstar knows very well why they should stop people posting in forums...

 

I wonder how many idiots are siding with Rockstar (Rockstar employees aside), cause they literally have the power to ban your account on day 1 if you happen to spawn in a modded lobby.      And there is nothing you can do about it sucka      This has happened to some other people from my Google search...

 

 

[Gaffa]

^ 

Imagine being banned for receiving modded money only. 
Imagine being on PC and having money dropped on you but not capturing the last minute (whatever) as proof. 
Imagine not realising that money drops happen on Xbox360, PS3 and PC all the time and that if the receiver always got banned, there'd be countless more complaints than they already have and they'd be forced to change their system(s). 

[timurlan]

6 minutes ago, Gaffa said:

^ 

Imagine being banned for receiving modded money only. 
Imagine being on PC and having money dropped on you but not capturing the last minute (whatever) as proof. 
Imagine not realising that money drops happen on Xbox360, PS3 and PC all the time and that if the receiver always got banned, there'd be countless more complaints than they already have and they'd be forced to change their system(s). 

Well I probably do have proof as I screencap my gameplay every few seconds...      BUT SO WHAT? ALL BANS ARE NOT SUBJECT TO APPEAL.

 

AND I NEVER EVER MODDED.      Mostly because I was afraid of having my 10-year-old account keylogged or hacked by the modding software... and secondly because I am not risking the $70 I spend on this game

[gtafan26]

So damn tired of the douchebags on their douche sticks that go passive after going around killing anything they can lock on too.

 

 

[EkaSwede]

You should be happy the R* support forum is gone. It was filled with third rate mouthbreathing half-wits who pretended to be detectives by judging your SC stats wnd would spam your complaint topic with those posts being deaf and blind to the actual problems of the game.

 

Just thinking about those low-lifes makes my blood boil.

3 minutes ago, gtafan26 said:

So damn tired of the douchebags on their douche sticks that go passive after going around killing anything they can lock on too.

 

 

 

Nothing says "Tough Guy" more than blowing up a defenceless vehicle/crates with super homing rockets and then immediately hiding in passive mode/switching sessions. Absolutely. Seriously, if you get killed or go passive when someone's doing crates or making a sell, you should be exempt from participating in that.

 

Edited July 14, 2019 by EkaSwede

[gtafan26]

9 minutes ago, EkaSwede said:

You should be happy the R* support forum is gone. It was filled with third rate mouthbreathing half-wits who pretended to be detectives by judging your SC stats wnd would spam your complaint topic with those posts being deaf and blind to the actual problems of the game.

 

Just thinking about those low-lifes makes my blood boil.

 

Nothing says "Tough Guy" more than blowing up a defenceless vehicle/crates with super homing rockets and then immediately hiding in passive mode/switching sessions. Absolutely. Seriously, if you get killed or go passive when someone's doing crates or making a sell, you should be exempt from participating in that.

 

Or other players just minding their own business.

 

I think there are few events that if you passive pop it kicks you from taking part, I think Business Battles is one of them, or if you come out of passive after they start it wont allow

12 hours ago, Amy Vinewood said:

Yeah, It's never happened before and it had no damage when i left it, I just got in then out then left it sit while I was waiting for a friend to get online.
I ran it a half hour later with no problems.. Just very weird.

I'd hate to see the NPC's attack it now or something silly like that because it's a good moneymaker when you need to kill 10 minutes of time

That is really odd, ive never had that happened before, I just ran it myself like in the past 20 minutes and everything went fine, I think it was just a glitch.   But I agree with you , I would hate to see that too, its a nice and easy passive way to earn 30/35K .

Edited July 14, 2019 by gtafan26

[Opzeker]

13 hours ago, Amy Vinewood said:

I start Fortified in a invite only session, one minute left on the timer it gets destroyed.. What? How?

 

I always let Fortified start at the south end of Mirror Park, then drive the Boxville into the tunnel at the LS river. 

The enemies won't reach it/you and I never had the problem of blowing up occur ever again. 

 

[Mmcd]

No info, rabble rabble. No dlc rabble rabble. Wasted so much time on this game, raaaable.

[FuturePastNow]

14 minutes ago, Opzeker said:

 

I always let Fortified start at the south end of Mirror Park, then drive the Boxville into the tunnel at the LS river. 

The enemies won't reach it/you and I never had the problem of blowing up occur ever again. 

 

That picture brings up one of my complaints, why the hell can't I buy any properties in Mirror Park? I'd rather have a house there than in the hills.

[theyorkshirejo]

Mines not even loading in right now I’ve quit and restarted 3 times and keep getting a never ending loading screen