The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[PetrolCB]

Some of those Vulcan screams sound like the dinosaur sounds from the first Jurassic Park. 

Edited August 11, 2018 by PetrolCB

[whywontyoulisten]

Trying to flick through the player names on the map and getting chucked down to the bottom of the list every time you find someone carrying cargo or driving a mission vehicle etc.

[RyuNova]

@Gridl0k

 

I said ages that the Volotol needed unique bomb types. Either "Heavy Bombs" that have three times the damage and and five times the blast radius or "Smart Bombs" that activate when using the Bomb Cam. Basically you get the Homing Reticle and once locked on dropped bombs guide themselves towards the target.

Or even have bombs that other players can control in flight.

[hispls]

1 hour ago, RyuNova said:

Or even have bombs that other players can control in flight. 

They already have this mechanic in story mode.  Strange they didn't add it in with some of the new aircraft already.

[Arrows to Athens]

17 hours ago, KonaSquid said:

I'm sorry but the racing trolling always makes me laugh X3

I start laughing when I spectate them.

[Watain]

I was cruising in my Deluxo (peacefully) and flew by another Deluxo and his friend in a Stromberg. It was all cool - until I had passed them and one of them suddenly shot me down from behind. I decided to give 'em all I had and declared war on them (I never engage in freeroam PvP otherwise).

 

I called Mors Mutual and got my car back, then I went directly after them. The Deluxo guy shot me down again. I repeated and went after them again. Now the Deluxo goes after another player so I surprise the Stromberg. I shot a few missiles at him, but his car was too resilient. It was obvious that he got panicked, however, and I managed to blow his car upside down. From there on I just fed him more missiles until he finally blew up.

 

Now I see his Deluxo buddy coming back for me once again, but this time I circled around him and blew him up as well. Now they decide to try and come at me with guns instead. We start firing at each other but their aim is lousy and they don't manage to kill me once.

 

After landing some really tasteful headshots they both cower and flee the scene. I stand tall once again, feeling like I've had a really nice share of justice dealt this day.

 

What can I say? If you mess with the bull, you'll get the horns. I just hate cowering griefers who can't finish what they start.

Edited August 11, 2018 by Watain

[kcole4001]

It seems they often suck at free aim.

[HamwithCheese]

Made 50k from today's stream.

 

God where does r* find these people? 

[Geisterfaust]

4 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I start laughing when I spectate them.

Jokes aside, but you're genius. We need to be able to join random races purely to spectate without participating. 

[Arrows to Athens]

2 hours ago, Watain said:

I was cruising in my Deluxo (peacefully) and flew by another Deluxo and his friend in a Stromberg. It was all cool - until I had passed them and one of them suddenly shot me down from behind. I decided to give 'em all I had and declared war on them (I never engage in freeroam PvP otherwise).

 

I called Mors Mutual and got my car back, then I went directly after them. The Deluxo guy shot me down again. I repeated and went after them again. Now the Deluxo goes after another player so I surprise the Stromberg. I shot a few missiles at him, but his car was too resilient. It was obvious that he got panicked, however, and I managed to blow his car upside down. From there on I just fed him more missiles until he finally blew up.

 

Now I see his Deluxo buddy coming back for me once again, but this time I circled around him and blew him up as well. Now they decide to try and come at me with guns instead. We start firing at each other but their aim is lousy and they don't manage to kill me once.

 

After landing some really tasteful headshots they both cower and flee the scene. I stand tall once again, feeling like I've had a really nice share of justice dealt this day.

 

What can I say? If you mess with the bull, you'll get the horns. I just hate cowering griefers who can't finish what they start.

I approached one dude in my Pigalle who was driving a civilian Surano. I was behind him, not showing any signs of hostility, and he just remains stationary for several seconds before sticking his arm out and throwing a sticky at me, blowing me up. What gives? I try to get him back, but he enters passive mode. I fly away in my Buzzard, then he exits passive mode. I come back, he goes back into passive again. Wow.

Edited August 11, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[RyuNova]

Why cant we open the back of the Mule Custom and Pounder Custom?

Oh that's right because people would use it to actually have fun and or transport sh*tty vehicles like the Biker Business Baggers.

[Silencer555]

I just played the Volatol Air Defences setup with two randoms that were so bad that I myself, who was a Gunner, had to destroy almost all the SAM turrets instead.

 

It didn't help at all that the pilot kept flying erratically with no good angles for gunners to fire reliably.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

10 minutes ago, Silencer555 said:

I just played the Volatol Air Defences setup with two randoms that were so bad that I myself, who was a Gunner, had to destroy almost all the SAM turrets instead.

 

It didn't help at all that the pilot kept flying erratically with no good angles for gunners to fire reliably.

That mission is a c*nt i had multiple failures due too noobs joining but myself and forum crew member JOAikz did with ease

[hugh750]

1 hour ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I approached one dude in my Pigalle who was driving a civilian Surano. I was behind him, not showing any signs of hostility, and he just remains stationary for several seconds before sticking his arm out and throwing a sticky at me, blowing me up. What gives? I try to get him back, but he enters passive mode. I fly away in my Buzzard, then he exits passive mode. I come back, he goes back into passive again. Wow.

just throw a bounty on players that attack you and go into passive.

but i admit i've been in passive and get near a random and exit passive and attack them.

Edited August 12, 2018 by hugh750

[Lonely-Martin]

21 minutes ago, hugh750 said:

just throw a bounty on players that attack you and go into passive.

but i admit i've been in passive and get near a random and exit passive and attack them.

Why give idiots money though?

 

If they're a real weasel, they'll just hide in a garage and text crap all the time, lol.

[hugh750]

1 minute ago, KWF1981 said:

Why give idiots money though?

 

If they're a real weasel, they'll just hide in a garage and text crap all the time, lol.

it's because they can't go into passive with a bounty.

[Captain_Fluffy]

Getting some rather heavy input lag

Hit Ctrl Alt Delete to check the Task Manager

Click Log Off instead

 

[Lonely-Martin]

4 minutes ago, hugh750 said:

it's because they can't go into passive with a bounty.

So they hide and start chatting sh*t. Just feeding a troll to me, a waste of time.

 

But alas, you play the same game so it's all within 'the code' I got ya.

 

Again, as I said elsewhere. To see folk bitch over dick moves but use them too. Very entertaining to me dude. Sorry.

[Lupo-Akane]

Noting but god awful t-shirts this month, just white wit black lettering on them.

They have become even more crap at there job....

[The_B1u3_Jay]

5 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

Made 50k from today's stream.

 

God where does r* find these people? 

When did you join the stream? Did you leave it early? Did you accidentally miss the special $500,000 drop? I got 4 $50,000 drops and 1 $500,000 drop.

 

I think R* just gets random GTA live streamers with decent followings on youtube. i literally don't know anybody that they pick.

27 minutes ago, Lupo-Akane said:

Noting but god awful t-shirts this month, just white wit black lettering on them.

They have become even more crap at there job....

I wish they would make unique clothes like the Beer Hats and wireframe suits. I hate all of these generic white T-shirts. I also wish they would let people have chances to collect old clothes from previous events too. 

[Lupo-Akane]

44 minutes ago, Awesom-0 said:

When did you join the stream? Did you leave it early? Did you accidentally miss the special $500,000 drop? I got 4 $50,000 drops and 1 $500,000 drop.

 

I think R* just gets random GTA live streamers with decent followings on youtube. i literally don't know anybody that they pick.

I wish they would make unique clothes like the Beer Hats and wireframe suits. I hate all of these generic white T-shirts. I also wish they would let people have chances to collect old clothes from previous events too. 

Would be nice if they did, but they don't seem to care. 

[MaddenedGhost]

thinking about it, they can actually push people to play in so many different ways yet they go one about it the wrong way, imagine if they brought back the special crate drops for one week for example and said there's going to be a rare item in them? I'd love that!

[whywontyoulisten]

Why do I get PSN notifications of new GTA content consistently 4 days after it's released?

[DrKrankenstein]

5 minutes ago, whywontyoulisten said:

Why do I get PSN notifications of new GTA content consistently 4 days after it's released?

lol same

[whywontyoulisten]

Totalled a B-11 after a 5 min dogfight in my Akula. Pilot with 2.26 k/d EWOs.

[Gridl0k]

Drove an Armoured Boxville around for a bit, smashing into NPCs and watching them get PLOWED out of the way, and cursed Rockstar even more for the f*cking AH delivery vans.

 

Did they forget to set a flag or something? Or is magic ramming dust just like bulletproof windows, never to be seen again?

 

Matter of fact I'm going to file a ticket about it, they took enough of my f*cking pretend money.

Edited August 12, 2018 by Gridl0k

[NinJA 2019]

Does anyone know why everyone time I try to do any heist, I "lose" connection to xbox live? Doesn't matter what heist but it's usually around the end of the heist when we are 90% done.  It even happens during set ups. I haven't been able to complete a heist since the Doomsday update launched. Before that I was completely fine and could do them all day everyday.

Edited August 12, 2018 by NinJA 2019
Grammar

[RyuNova]

3 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

Drove an Armoured Boxville around for a bit, smashing into NPCs and watching them get PLOWED out of the way, and cursed Rockstar even more for the f*cking AH delivery vans.

 

Did they forget to set a flag or something? Or is magic ramming dust just like bulletproof windows, never to be seen again?

 

Matter of fact I'm going to file a ticket about it, they took enough of my f*cking pretend money.

 

It seems exactly that, if you look at the Nightshark for example you can physically see the extra force applied to other vehicles at the moment of contact. Its like their is a invisible bubble around the vehicles.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Words can't describe how much I hate Mil-sim players right now.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

On 8/11/2018 at 7:56 AM, ALifeOfMisery said:

Happened to me recently. Small, sub 10 player lobby. 

 

I picked up a Caracara in Sandy Shores, one guy chases me in a Buzzard trying and failing to blow me up all the way to Del Perro. No one else even contested the Business Battle. But, by the time I'd got outside and to my Nightshark to wait for the next battle to begin I started receiving kick votes.

 

It wasn't a one crew work lobby, no one was teaming up and only myself and one other guy even contested for the cargo, but my winning the event was cause enough to attract kick votes.

 

I just left before the inevitable happened.

some players just cant handle loss f*cking tryhards