The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[theyorkshirejo]

So I bought an executive office yesterday and I named the organisation “Unicorns Inc.” and whenever i registered as a ceo it would say “you are ceo of An Organisation” which I thought was weird cos when I go to my office it says “Unicorns Inc.” but I left it cos I thought maybe it would fix itself when I log in today. 

Well it hasn’t and when I go to renovate my office it says “An Organisation” and wants me to pay $250,000 to change it????

[theyorkshirejo]

Don’t mean to double post but nobody has said anything and I need to ask a question 

 

does anyone know how much stock should be in your business before it’s raided?

Because my documents, weed AND coke have all been raided today and both docs and weed were both under 2 bars of product???

(weed is only higher bcos I just set it up)

[DarkReign27]

On 7/8/2019 at 1:37 PM, _jodielaura said:

I 100% agree that we shouldn’t HAVE to get solo public lobbies. 

I’m still of the mindset that they should have friendly lobbies. 

I’ve been in one or two lobbies where there were 4 or 5 people just minding their own business and doing their business sh*t and it’s honestly the nicest thing in the world. 

 

I would play in public lobbies if it was like this. I’m in a lobby by myself 100% of the time bcos I’m not a PVP person but sometimes it sucks like when I wanna do haulage and I can’t cos it requires another player in the lobby lol

It's definetly more fun when you have those lobbies it's hard when nobody says anything on Xbox but when you learn they're friendly it's a whole 'nother game entirley I had a lot of fun when it's like that. Luckily when the bad apples come in I saw people working together to flush them out whether it be kicked or team up, wish I'd run into that again.

[theyorkshirejo]

9 minutes ago, DarkReign27 said:

It's definetly more fun when you have those lobbies it's hard when nobody says anything on Xbox but when you learn they're friendly it's a whole 'nother game entirley I had a lot of fun when it's like that. Luckily when the bad apples come in I saw people working together to flush them out whether it be kicked or team up, wish I'd run into that again.

Feel free to join me if you’d like! I’m always in a session by myself minding my own business. GT is xHellOnAUnicorn 

[RyuNova]

"GTA, can you spawn my vehicle next to me?

Nah Fam, spawns need to follow the road layout  and traffic flow so I will spawn it on the other side of this highway.

 

Oh cool, then these enemies during Bunker sales have to follow the same rules?

 

Nah Fam, they can spawn where ever the f*ck they want including in the middle of the road going to the opposite direction or even directly in front of you."

Edited July 9, 2019 by RyuNova

[wweraw526]

30 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

"GTA, can you spawn my vehicle next to me?

Nah Fam, spawns need to follow the road layout  and traffic flow so I will spawn it on the other side of this highway.

 

Oh cool, then these enemies during Bunker sales have to follow the same rules?

 

Nah Fam, they can spawn where ever the f*ck they want including in the middle of the road going to the opposite direction or even directly in front of you."

You would think when doing these Bunker sales, when you collide with the NPC enemies vehicle's head on they die instantly for the laughs but nope they can shoot you straight forward as they spawn in front of you and almost killing you. where did the fun go in this game O_O. 

 

Edited July 9, 2019 by wweraw526

[MaddenedGhost]

I got more errors trying to join the online today than I'd like to admit 

ugh..

 

and another one 

 

Edited July 9, 2019 by Maddened_Ghost

[RyuNova]

"GTA, can you spawn my vehicle for me?

Sure Fam, but you cannot see it phase into existance so I gotta spawn it around the corner or on the other side of this building.

 

Okay, then enemies need to follow the same rules and can only spawn where I am not looking?

Nah Fam, they can spawn wherever the f*ck they want including phasing into existence three feet in front of you so you drive into them and they shoot you to death"

Edited July 10, 2019 by RyuNova

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

15 hours ago, RyuNova said:

"GTA, can you spawn my vehicle next to me?

Nah Fam, spawns need to follow the road layout  and traffic flow so I will spawn it on the other side of this highway.

 

Oh cool, then these enemies during Bunker sales have to follow the same rules?

 

Nah Fam, they can spawn where ever the f*ck they want including in the middle of the road going to the opposite direction or even directly in front of you."

The hostile NPC spawns defy all laws of physics, logic and common sense:

 

 

Not only that, the only instance in which the NPCs blatantly spawning in front of us could actually be beneficial (the Merryweather pissing in our soup sell mission) they actually spawn far away, follow traffic rules and get aggro with literally any player who passes by, it's beyond absurd.

 

14 hours ago, wweraw526 said:

You would think when doing these Bunker sales, when you collide with the NPC enemies vehicle's head on they die instantly for the laughs but nope they can shoot you straight forward as they spawn in front of you and almost killing you. where did the fun go in this game O_O. 

 

I could literally ram an enemy NPC's car with a tank, yet unless it catches on fire, its occupants are completely fine.

[RyuNova]

8 minutes ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

Not only that, the only instance in which the NPCs blatantly spawning in front of us could actually be beneficial (the Merryweather pissing in our soup sell mission) they actually spawn far away, follow traffic rules and get aggro with literally any player who passes by, it's beyond absurd.

 

Yep. Lets spawn the MW Insurgents fifty thousand miles away on their roof half way in the road and have the player be forced to go towards them.

[wweraw526]

8 hours ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

The hostile NPC spawns defy all laws of physics, logic and common sense:

 

 

Not only that, the only instance in which the NPCs blatantly spawning in front of us could actually be beneficial (the Merryweather pissing in our soup sell mission) they actually spawn far away, follow traffic rules and get aggro with literally any player who passes by, it's beyond absurd.

 

I could literally ram an enemy NPC's car with a tank, yet unless it catches on fire, its occupants are completely fine.

Here's another silly story that happened to me one time in that repo mission called Sasquatched, I run over over the front of this police cruiser, damaging the engine, making it almost split in half. Then suddenly the cop car just goes on to pursue me like their engine just got rebooted or something, it's like how the fk is that possible lol.

Edited July 10, 2019 by wweraw526

[hugh750]

what is it with the increase in mc business raids??

so far all of my mc club businesses have been raided more then once buring this event!!

and all of my mc club businesses are fully upgraded (too bad i can't fire my security).

Edited July 10, 2019 by hugh750

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Good job, Rockstar.

[Nyamber]

sh*t.

 

 

[Mach1bud]

41 minutes ago, Natsuki said:

sh*t.

 

 

That is actually quite impressive lol.

[gtafan26]

God damn game crashed right in the middle of a bunker FULL sale, and its happening more and more, same error code CE-34878-0

Edited July 11, 2019 by gtafan26

[theyorkshirejo]

6 hours ago, hugh750 said:

what is it with the increase in mc business raids??

so far all of my mc club businesses have been raided more then once buring this event!!

and all of my mc club businesses are fully upgraded (too bad i can't fire my security).

Thank god it’s not just me. I only keep mine at 2 bars full and 3 of mine were raided in the space of 3 hours 

[Standard Deluxe 59]

Go to sell meth>postal vans>disconnect internet

Try again>Trash trucks>disconnect internet 

Try again>Trash trucks>disconnect internet 

Try again>seaplanes>fly into tree that decided to materialize out of thin air>disconnect internet

Try again>get a trash truck>suck it up since it's only five drops.

[hugh750]

7 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

God damn game crashed right in the middle of a bunker FULL sale, and its happening more and more, same error code CE-34878-0

i know how you feel, i had it crash on me as well on xbox one during a mc club business sale during the recent event.

[Mmcd]

Absolutely fking unreal. They left some discounts on businesses and properties bc they cost a ton... Not a damn thing on businesses. You have to be joking. Basically 4 weeks of radio silence on the dlc and we get this trash...

[HamwithCheese]

These guys really are stubborn. "Bad boys of the industry", actually lap dogs for investors. This bullsh*t strategy hurts you in the long run. Sure when updates are 2 or 3 months apart, but almost a year with no communication? No outline? Meanwhile other games are almost crystal clear, people will play those games. Less and less people sign on and by the time your "ground breaking update" launches, people will think "damn I haven't played this in awhile"

[Big Molio]

Argh.....every race is a non-custom one.

 

Why do players want to race the slowest and worst handling vehicles before their own?

[DentureDynamite]

20 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

 

Good job, Rockstar.

Ugh; yeah, and I thought I'd seen it all.

 

Actually, it does bring back one memory--crate drops (four years ago)!

 

Occasionally (IIRC) a crate would fail to fall all the way to the ground, and be stuck in mid-air.

Edited July 11, 2019 by DentureDynamite

[MaddenedGhost]

I hate the Vespucci stunt race with a passion.

[HamwithCheese]

5 hours ago, Maddened_Ghost said:

I hate the Vespucci stunt race with a passion.

It's not so bad, it was one of my favorite stunt races. Favors grippy cars. Sucks when contact is on though, first corner is always a nightmare.

[MaddenedGhost]

28 minutes ago, HamwithCheese said:

It's not so bad, it was one of my favorite stunt races. Favors grippy cars. Sucks when contact is on though, first corner is always a nightmare.

I played it with a Deveste 8 and it was 16 players on contact, the struggle was real.

[HamwithCheese]

1 hour ago, Maddened_Ghost said:

I played it with a Deveste 8 and it was 16 players on contact, the struggle was real.

Ah. I don't have a D8, but I do know that it understeers like crazy (bad for slower corners), will overshoot jumps, and is rwd (which is slower in the tubes). Maybe the vagner is faster and more consistent, I dunno.

[gtafan26]

Sigh, middle of the docks, cant spawn any personal or CEO vehicles, run to the nearest gate and get to the side road, request personal, personal vehicle spawns inside dock area where you were too far from a suitable road, there times I really dislike this game.

( middle of a bunker sale)

[RaigeGames]

1 minute ago, gtafan26 said:

Sigh, middle of the docks, cant spawn any personal or CEO vehicles, run to the nearest gate and get to the side road, request personal, personal vehicle spawns inside dock area where you were too far from a suitable road, there times I really dislike this game.

I hate that you can't spawn vehicles in the middle of the docks. It also happens at Fort Zancudo. I've had countless times where I've tried to spawn a vehicle while in the base and it spawns the vehicle on the other side of the fence, or more often than not I die near the base and spawn inside and can't call my vehicle inside to get out

[gtafan26]

7 minutes ago, RaigeGames said:

I hate that you can't spawn vehicles in the middle of the docks. It also happens at Fort Zancudo. I've had countless times where I've tried to spawn a vehicle while in the base and it spawns the vehicle on the other side of the fence, or more often than not I die near the base and spawn inside and can't call my vehicle inside to get out

LISA is like that too.