The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[AcidRain7744]

29 minutes ago, ilovefreebird said:

Has anyone pressed exit (triangle on PS4) when high up on the MKII, just for it to take its time to drift to the ground? The only control that works is the boost, so I've had to sit there for minutes while it slowly makes its way down.

On xbox the right bumper button lowers you down without being locked into a descent. If you stop pressing it, the descent stops. What it does is retract the glider fins and you can see the animation on the bike. ps4 has a button that does that too. I have not idea what it is though. If you see the fins go in, you got the correct button.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

5 hours ago, hugh750 said:

even better if they removed the mk2 oppressor.

i'm sure it's the bane of us grinders.

Don't remove, rebalance instead.

[ilovefreebird]

52 minutes ago, AcidXRain73 said:

On xbox the right bumper button lowers you down without being locked into a descent. If you stop pressing it, the descent stops. What it does is retract the glider fins and you can see the animation on the bike. ps4 has a button that does that too. I have not idea what it is though. If you see the fins go in, you got the correct button.

Yeah, I know that - that's not the issue. I've had a glitch happen a few times this last week where I tap triangle to jump off the bike at high altitude, and it instead locks me to the bike and drops (slowly) to the ground and I can't use any functions except the thruster. Hope it gets fixed tomorrow.

[BOOGIEMAN219]

6 hours ago, RyuNova said:

 

Press Start
Go to Online
Find New Session.

 

I dont see why they dont just finish North Yankton and release it. A smaller and more intimate map, snow, players would need to buy new Homes and Businesses etc. 

Does not let me do it, only option is close application.

[whywontyoulisten]

55 minutes ago, ilovefreebird said:

Yeah, I know that - that's not the issue. I've had a glitch happen a few times this last week where I tap triangle to jump off the bike at high altitude, and it instead locks me to the bike and drops (slowly) to the ground and I can't use any functions except the thruster. Hope it gets fixed tomorrow.

Or it kicks you off after a certain distance and you plummet to your doom...

[ilovefreebird]

5 minutes ago, whywontyoulisten said:

Or it kicks you off after a certain distance and you plummet to your doom...

Haven't had that happen, but I'd welcome it compared to sitting there stuck for 3 minutes.

[RyuNova]

2 hours ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

Does not let me do it, only option is close application.

 

No, I mean literally pause the game. Not press Start on the tile on your Console.

[No Homing]

I just all of my ammo. ALL of it.

$110k worth of ammo.

Switching sessions gave me some ammo back, but only 1 gun per session.

Wow.

[kcole4001]

11 hours ago, hugh750 said:

even better if they removed the mk2 oppressor.

i'm sure it's the bane of us grinders.

They just need to remove missiles.

After that it's a grinding machine only.

 

I'd say remove the missiles from the original Oppressor as well.

Missiles on a bike is such a stupid concept anyway.

Where would you have room for 20 missiles?

Edited May 8, 2019 by kcole4001

[MostlyPonies]

5 hours ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

Don't remove, rebalance instead.

Ideas: Greatly reduce the missile capacity (a small bike shouldn't have that many), allow Oppressor pilots to be targeted in auto-aim lobbies, and introduce an EMP grenade launcher to temporarily disable aircraft engines.

 

Why use an EMP instead of just blowing them up? Because watching them crash is more fun, and as the pilot, having the chance to save yourself from crashing is also more fun.

[No Homing]

Great, playing survival and 5 enemies spawn right next to me.....

[Shiloh Comes]

I love the way they anticipated the fact that no one who owns Exceptionalists Way, Greenwich Parkway, The Xero warehouse, the Bilgeco warehouse, a hangar at LSIA or the airport nightclub would have any interest whatsoever in buying guns or clothes.

 

Because it would clearly have been a waste of everyone's time placing them anywhere near there.

[Shiloh Comes]

2 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

Missiles on a bike is such a stupid concept anyway.

 

Not least because IRL is would recoil the lightweight bike back as far as it shot the missile forwards.

[Sentinel Driver]

12 hours ago, whywontyoulisten said:

As soon as it's out you'll be bitching about it.

Well I'd rather bitch about DLC than the lack of it

[Lance Mayhem]

"Not perfect, but it will do for now."

 

Imma slap you, Simeon.

 

The Super Diamond and the Stinger GT are spotless. The 9F Cabrio took no damage at all. The Banshee and the Felon GT? Unblemished. The silver Baller is like new. The orange Dominator gleams like a museum piece, and I even waited until I had no blood stains on me before getting in it to drive it to you. And that godawful pink Zion had not even a scratch. The yellow Banshee from your rival's lot was delivered in impeccable condition. I even brought you the Coquette without a single bullet hole through the glass. 

 

Not perfect?

 

Fie on you, Simeon. Fie I say, and fie again. 

 

 

 

 

...and while we're at it, what is your fascination with the Landstalker and Penumbra?

 

 

Imma slap you. 

 

 

Imma slap you but good. 

 

 

 

[No Homing]

Just came across a lvl 15 in godmode and off the radar.

This game is turning into a big sh*tshow.

[Shiloh Comes]

Where 'wah-waaah-wah-wah' is a harmonica..........

 

My GTA gone done and left me   wah-waaah-wah-wah

She don't love me no more   wah-waaah-wah-wah

She only pretended   wah-waaah-wah-wah

'Til she'd cleaned out my score   wah-waaah-wah-wah

 

I cried out "my baby!"   wah-waaah-wah-wah

It's never too late   wah-waaah-wah-wah

To prove you still love me   wah-waaah-wah-wah

With a big fat update   wah-waaah-wah-wah

 

So get off those horses   wah-waaah-wah-wah

And come back to town   wah-waaah-wah-wah

I need more garage space   wah-waaah-wah-wah

And a new loungewear gown   wah-waaah-wah-wah

 

And so on....

 

Edited May 9, 2019 by Shiloh Comes

[EkaSwede]

During the Simeon mission where you use firetruck, some asshole NPC spawned inside the Jetsam container being shielded from bullets but could still shoot me. Jerk. Good thing I had the Up'nAtomizer to remove that thing off him..

Edited May 9, 2019 by EkaSwede

[Shadowfennekin]

"You should receive the 250k by May 2" lol

Never did

[Gat_2011]

WTF R*? what's the point to give us warstock cap we already had if we completed bunker shooting tier 3?

[whywontyoulisten]

3 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

During the Simeon mission where you use firetruck, some asshole NPC spawned inside the Jetsam container being shielded from bullets but could still shoot me. Jerk. Good thing I had the Up'nAtomizer to remove that thing off him..

I bet he was supposed to be on top of it.

[wweraw526]

smh I Just bought wrong livery for the blimp, hopefully it can be changed without being charged another 850K for another livery change O_O, does anyone know?

Edited May 9, 2019 by wweraw526

[ALifeOfMisery]

20 minutes ago, wweraw526 said:

smh I Just bought wrong livery for the blimp, hopefully it can be changed without being charged another 850K for another livery change O_O, does anyone know?

Afaik we don't purchase blimp liveries, but separate blimps. So you'd have to pay again to get the one you want, leaving you with 2 blimps.

[wweraw526]

2 minutes ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

Afaik we don't purchase blimp liveries, but separate blimps. So you'd have to pay again to get the one you want, leaving you with 2 blimps.

well that sucks, i read somewhere that you can change it at your hanger since it takes Pegasus aircrafts, is that true?

[ALifeOfMisery]

3 minutes ago, wweraw526 said:

well that sucks, i read somewhere that you can change it at your hanger since it takes Pegasus aircrafts, is that true?

I don't play GTAO as much as I use to, but I'm fairly sure I remember trying to take my blimp into the Hangar and it wasn't possible. I'm almost certain you'll have to buy a second blimp to get the livery you want.

 

Might have changed, I'm sure if it has one of the fine folk around these parts will correct me.

[wweraw526]

8 minutes ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

I don't play GTAO as much as I use to, but I'm fairly sure I remember trying to take my blimp into the Hangar and it wasn't possible. I'm almost certain you'll have to buy a second blimp to get the livery you want.

 

Might have changed, I'm sure if it has one of the fine folk around these parts will correct me.

Well if it changed that would be nice to change it in you're hangers. I submitted a ticket to rockstar and hopefully they can exchange the one that I want. 

[Gat_2011]

2 hours ago, wweraw526 said:

smh I Just bought wrong livery for the blimp, hopefully it can be changed without being charged another 850K for another livery change O_O, does anyone know?

you cannot change it

but you can buy one more blimp, even all of them :-o)

 

[wweraw526]

42 minutes ago, Gat_2011 said:

you cannot change it

but you can buy one more blimp, even all of them :-o)

 

Yea buy all of them and have a big list of blimps when I call Pegasus lol no thanks, if I can't get an exchange I'll just get the one that I want no biggie. 

 

Edit: just got an email back from them and I guess they can't exchange it, oh well what can you do

Edited May 9, 2019 by wweraw526

[Handsome Jack]

I didn't realize hillbillies cared THAT much for a stupid brickade

[IceDree]

From last night, I was going to break my record for the mission, but nope ... Game had something else to say.

 

 

The van was destroyed, with one drop left to go ...

 

 

From the sale mission right before that one.

 

 

The DODO just lost all power & after it blew up, I spent the next 4 minutes hiking across Mount Gordo to get to a street.

Edited May 10, 2019 by IceDree