The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

11 hours ago, just do it bob1 said:

oMG a TRyharD jUsT killED mE aNd BlEw uP mY cArgO f*ck tHeM aND f*ck CoCKstAr oMG!

I mean, he has a point. It's bullsh*t having a single player being able to lock down a full lobby if he chooses. Like, it shouldn't be that easy.

[BOOGIEMAN219]

So every time I go to orbital cannon a tryhard I don't get the kill but it still charges me 750k, what the f*ck is the deal.

[C-Money17]

On 2/4/2019 at 1:26 PM, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

For being lauded as the ultimate online sandbox (or something like that), there's actually not much freedom in how we can play 

This is something that started to get really noticeable to me when the Finance and Felony update first dropped and carried on throughout the following business updates. You have to do the supply and sell missions exactly the way Rockstar wants you to do them. You have to use the slowest, most defenseless, and downright nonsensical (hello Dune FAVs) vehicles imaginable to sell your millions of dollars worth of product. Doesn't matter if you own much, much stronger vehicles to get the job done, you're gonna take this garbage truck, struggle up a slight incline while fending off jets and Oppressors, and like it. What's that? The back doors of the truck your recently-purchased cargo was in are open and the cargo's gone? Catch the thieves and get the cargo back! No, you can't just load all three crates back into the truck and drive off. You have to take each crate to the warehouse one at a time! And no, you can't buy a Mule or Rumpo Custom of your own to make transporting crates easier. Sucks if you're working alone! In my perfect world, the After Hours update would have solved all of the complaints about businesses and let you use the Mule/Pounder Custom (along with armored and weaponized planes and boats) on all business sell missions to actually give players a fighting chance and not have to solely depend on others to help defend them.

 

Also, I think the "lack of freedom" can stem from what I feel is Rockstar kind of boxing themselves into a corner by making players so overpowered. This is why they constantly need to take away access to our more powerful tools to keep up from steamrolling everything. That, and increasing the enemy A.I. to increasingly absurd levels. The Doomsday Heist is a prime example. For no reason at all, players can't use the Heavy Heist Armor or call in the Juggernaut Armor, even though they would be excellent defense against the almost constant cheap-shots of the enemies. Instead we have to rely on the purchasable armor from Ammunation (which has always been complete trash) and guzzling down 30 snacks in three seconds while behind cover (which is in of itself an exploit that was never "fixed"). Not to mention the weird way the heist missions are set up, which I actually brought up in another B & M thread when the Doomsday update dropped:

 

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The "Salvage Hard Drives" mission is complete f*cking cancer (with randoms).

 

It starts us off with five minutes of pointless driving in a slow, plodding vehicle (because these are heists and this is Rockstar, of course it does), then it's off to multiple locations fighting a f*ck-ton of bullet-sponge enemies. For some reason, players aren't allowed to drive the Riot Van and "salvage" at the same time, those luxurious abilities are team-exclusive. So, either I have to drive the van and put out the fires while being forced to depend on brain-dead teammates who'll just sit on their ass and won't grab the parts, or I salvage and have to depend on brain-dead teammates who can't drive. Either way, they're gonna die. And thanks to the infuriatingly stupid way these Heist missions are designed, the mission ends if anyone dies, even if we still technically have people on both teams. Then it's back to the previous location we've already cleared out so we can waste more time driving a slow van back to the part we failed at. Anyone leaves, I get kicked back to Freemode to start it all from the beginning.

 

What was really the f*cking point of designing all of these missions to be tackled by two people if they're still susceptible to classic heist design bullsh*t? I eventually did beat this mission last night, but the combination of doing it with randoms and Rockstar's "Just Because We Can, So f*ck You" method of game design got me so frustrated at one point I literally started getting light-headed.

 

 

[kcole4001]

Again...Route 68 robbery 5 times in a row...I park the truck outside Vangelico Jewellers so all three missions are available, but no I gotta fly almost to Sandy Shores and back again and again and a few times more.

And the Merryweather bunker sale mission starting out in the ranch where all the npcs get aggro at you just for parking there...great design, guys, top notch bullsh*t.

 

And exactly how does the game know which car I'm looking to steal off the street because I've just had an inspiration to try some mods on it, took me at least 30 minutes before one appeared, had to cruise all the way to Paleto to find it, when usually they're littered everywhere in the city.

Edited February 6, 2019 by kcole4001
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[Soupahfly]

On 2/4/2019 at 7:14 AM, topkek said:

I usually use a sniper to kill the guy before he gets in his car, then call lester to get rid of cops. Don't go too close tho because that will trigger the guy to get in the car and start the chase. 

Or accidentally use explosive sniper rounds ...that resulted in an audible "nooooooooo!" Lol

[RUFF_inthejungle]

Just played the "Sinking Feeling" mission, go in the exit tunnel to clear the npc group waiting to ambush my teammates (who never made it anyway) and the last guy in the group just refused to die. MK2 Carbine, shot after shot, just keeps getting back up;  collarbone, collarbone, collarbone, jaw, jaw, collarbone, jaw, shoulder THERE WE GO.

 

Can't remember when or where but I do remember this Merryweather prick literally eating from my MK2 heavy sniper; 5 to the jaw with the 6th finally doing him. ARE YOU SURE?? WANT 5 MORE FOR THE ROAD???

 

Then there's those a**holes on bikes. They ride at you full speed unloading their pistols; you ram them head on, also at full speed and they just bounce up and backward, perfectly level and comfortable, still unloading shot after shot into your chest screaming their methy nonsense.

 

YOU WANT KHANJALI?? I BRING KHANJALI!!!

[IceDree]

Whoever thought having Interior trash in purchased cars was a good idea, kindly go f*ck yourself! I bought 7 9Fs just to get a clean one.

 

Now I have 6 PVs to sell over the course of the day to avoid getting flagged ... Sigh.

 

The 9F almost had a shot at the title, but my latest Baller LE reigns supreme at 8.

 

Baller LE no.3 - 8 attempts.

9F - 7 attempts.

Huntley S - 6 attempts.

Baller LE no. 2 - 4 attempts.

Baller LWB - 3 attempts.

Armored Baller - 3 attempts.

Banshee - 3 attempts.

Exemplar - 3 attempts.

 

Sigh

 

I wish that was the end of the evening. I was working on a crew color (12 attempts so far & no dice) going in & out of Invite Only sessions & of course my assistant called about a Special Item ... Grrr. Second time this week.

 

That nonsense behind me, it was time to make some of that money back. I had a bunker ready to sell, of course it just had to be the Merryweather drops & I had to go chase them at each drop because they kept getting stuck.

 

Afterwards it was time for a supply run (going for 600) & I get the Ambush mission in Elysian Island with the Valkyrie & APC. I took out Valkyrie quickly, but the APC spawn killed me with the cannon through the walls.

 

Anyway, I completed the supply run & it was time for an I/E job. Yep, you guessed it, the Barge mission.

 

I finished the cycle & turned off the game because I had a feeling that the next mission gonna be the Kuruma ...

[Pedinhuh]

My PV RC Bandito is gone ;(

[just do it bob1]

9 hours ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

I mean, he has a point. It's bullsh*t having a single player being able to lock down a full lobby if he chooses. Like, it shouldn't be that easy.

I mean, if he can't defend his cargo with a bunch of other players, he shouldn't be playing the game. If one player can do that much damage to him and five other players, I'm questioning his ability to play the game. A single player can only lock down a full lobby if you're f*ck all. 

[Xiled]

1 hour ago, Pedinhuh said:

My PV RC Bandito is gone ;(

Some one steal it? 

[Pedinhuh]

1 hour ago, Xiled said:

Some one steal it? 

Yes, the fun police ;(

[Sentinel Driver]

LSPD the anti-fun police

why r*

[Pedinhuh]

12 hours ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

So every time I go to orbital cannon a tryhard I don't get the kill but it still charges me 750k, what the f*ck is the deal.

I fail to see the problem here if the guy saw your orbital canon fire incoming and prepared before hand.

[StangOne50]

12 hours ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

So every time I go to orbital cannon a tryhard I don't get the kill but it still charges me 750k, what the f*ck is the deal.

Thats why you close the app immediately after taking your shot :oD

[_PANiC_]

So, this place is still here! been a long time!

Ive stopped playing GTAO, hoped RDO would be good but its dead. 

thats my cool story bitch, hope you are all well 

[elfoam]

6 minutes ago, StangOne50 said:

Thats why you close the app immediately after taking your shot :oD

Good advice for all aspects of life. Close the app immediately after taking your shot. And aim carefully to save having  extra problems

[BOOGIEMAN219]

28 minutes ago, Pedinhuh said:

I fail to see the problem here if the guy saw your orbital canon fire incoming and prepared before hand.

I just want to know the trick. In the past I got refunded if I didn't get the kill.

[Endjinn]

So I'm guessing it's double on Doomsday tomorrow seeing as how they've managed to fu*k up my current heist.

 

[Lonely-Martin]

3 minutes ago, Endjinn said:

So I'm guessing it's double on Doomsday tomorrow seeing as how they've managed to fu*k up my current heist.

 

Those errors have been there a while dude. Sometimes none show up or the finales allow 0% for all, lol. So f*cked up.

[Pedinhuh]

46 minutes ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

I just want to know the trick. In the past I got refunded if I didn't get the kill.

Parking Garage would be my guess but that does refund you as well now, so I have no clue...

 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

 

19 hours ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

So every time I go to orbital cannon a tryhard I don't get the kill but it still charges me 750k, what the f*ck is the deal.

if the tryhard see's that you have teleported to facility then they will instantly hop into passive mode..

Edited February 6, 2019 by KSI_IS_STUPID_

[gtafan26]

Gawd damint,  I just got done sending a text " I didnt want you to get an STD" to a player that I blow up with the R/C that was getting it on with a hooker when the damn game crashed, I will never know if the player seen the humor in it.

 

Thats my "bitch" for today.

Edited February 6, 2019 by gtafan26

[BOOGIEMAN219]

2 hours ago, KSI_IS_STUPID_ said:

 

if the tryhard see's that you have teleported to facility then they will instantly hop into passive mode..

If someone is in passive they don't let you OC. Something is going on that lets people not get killed but still charges 750k.

[Debesta]

Join GTA Online

Get into lobby with 3 randoms all in the same crew doing a job

They kick me instantly, fair enough

Into another lobby

Receive warning about leaving during last event and get bad sport points

 

This game is genuine piece of trash.

 

[IceDree]

 

^^ Can I fire this incompetent ass now?

 

Also, Time To Getaway at night, when did that happen?

[Nihilist.]

15 hours ago, Endjinn said:

So I'm guessing it's double on Doomsday tomorrow seeing as how they've managed to fu*k up my current heist.

Watch me not playing this unbalanced artifficially difficult bulltsponge aimbot filled grindfest garbage even during double money week. Even Bogdan glitch doesn't make me remotely interested.

[Endjinn]

Well this week's specials are horsesh*t. Got the Deviant though.

[Guest Billy Russo]

23 hours ago, just do it bob1 said:

I mean, if he can't defend his cargo with a bunch of other players, he shouldn't be playing the game. If one player can do that much damage to him and five other players, I'm questioning his ability to play the game. A single player can only lock down a full lobby if you're f*ck all. 

Why are you so triggered over my post? This is a Bitch & Moan thread, and I'm bitching and moaning about something. If you don't like it, don't read my posts.

[Br0SKi666]

Is this even possible?

 

 

Looks like a rip 18/28 for me....

[Br0SKi666]

1 minute ago, Cameron Star said:

Theoretically, yes. Realistically for you, no.

 

You could try doing it on a slope going down.

One hour trying, nothing.. Still have some time..