The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Big Molio]

GTAO down for Xbox (rolls eyes)

[whywontyoulisten]

Was in Sandy Shores, decided to do Cleaning The Cat House so I'd get paid for going back to the city. Got distracted trying to land planes on the motel roof. Died. Hit R2 for quick restart. Got a screen saying "RALLY - DRIVER Shore Up", followed by a 3-2-1 countdown while I was still in the clouds, and then an infinite loading screen advertising the Tulip.

 

*slow applause*

[RUFF_inthejungle]

Old news but goddamn is it stupid that the Cargobob can lift a Rhino tank but not an RV, delivery truck, etc. Useless.

 

Bombushka's cargo bay being blocked off by an invisible wall, eliminating really the only fun factor it ever had since even the explosive guns aren't particularly strong and have piss-poor range requiring you to fly low enough to be hit by just about anything. Add on the fact that it can be outrun by literally ANYTHING with an engine. Also useless.

 

Bombs despawning/never hitting the ground if you drop them from above 1000 ft. Really?

 

Jumping from a height that's just a little too high to safely land. "This is gonna be a rough landing, better go headfirst just to be safe!"

 

Aimbot NPCs. I just consider them to be R* employees and annihilate them with some type of armored, weaponized vehicle - park a tire or tread on their head and let them wriggle for maximum satisfaction.

 

 

[Lupo-Akane]

I guess I should say thanks for breaking crap and not flipping fixing it...

Be happy they give us free dlc with crap in them and than breaking other things from the other crap dlcs..  

[Sentinel Driver]

Why so many useless mountains on the map?

and the map that was once advertised as huge and expansive has never felt smaller before

there is no real reason to go anywhere because you just buy everything from your phone

traveling has been made into a chore really by making us do laps around the map going to "drop offs" in some of the slowest vehicles in the game (f*cking post op van)

[Black Boxcar in the dark]

Doing Business Battle on Union Depository, this happens....

I really can"t see anything front of me instead i had to shot at enemy triangles

Also this on Plowded mission, i stuck completely

 

Im sick of these annoying bugs, glitches, crashing, everyone leaving server etc....

Edited February 1, 2019 by Captain Railfan

[kenmy13999]

The matchmaking is absolutely garbage each and every time there's double money on stunt races.. 

[StangOne50]

3 minutes ago, kenmy13999 said:

The matchmaking is absolutely garbage each and every time there's double money on stunt races.. 

More people are probably playing the rc races this week since its new. For me people usually start joining after 2-3 races, it will suddenly fill up.

[kenmy13999]

14 minutes ago, StangOne50 said:

More people are probably playing the rc races this week since its new. For me people usually start joining after 2-3 races, it will suddenly fill up.

Usually it's started filling up after the first race as long as I had at least one other person but the last two times with double money it's been a pita.

If I go on call it's full in no time but usually it's contact on and of course catch up.. 

 

Edit: rc races filled up relatively fast first day but the last couple of days was same as with regular stunt races but didn't try today tho 

 

Edited February 1, 2019 by kenmy13999

[Handsome Jack]

I want a cop dlc so I can be a psychotic cop f*ck

[Lupo-Akane]

3 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

Why so many useless mountains on the map?

and the map that was once advertised as huge and expansive has never felt smaller before

there is no real reason to go anywhere because you just buy everything from your phone

traveling has been made into a chore really by making us do laps around the map going to "drop offs" in some of the slowest vehicles in the game (f*cking post op van)

I wish we had to meet some npc dealer on a dirt road or out in the grand senora desert to buy rockets, frags and so on....

Mbe to buy automatic weapons we have to meet some one in an ally or even back ally weapon shops for them. 

[BOOGIEMAN219]

I just bought the stupid arena, just for the bandito. I can't even figure out how to get in the damn building, or any way to get my rv bandito. 

[Erased]

1 hour ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

I just bought the stupid arena, just for the bandito. I can't even figure out how to get in the damn building, or any way to get my rv bandito. 

Go to your arena workshop. It's on a little work bench in there & then when you get out it's in your interaction menu.

[DarkReign27]

I don't know if this has been covered here but I saw a video recently on changes (that were the YouTuber believed was changed in the NightClub DLC) that show still R* is deliberatly making it hard for ground to attack air. The person I watched showed the SAM APC was changed so it can't shoot 90 degrees up when it's set on a slant and the player guns (except the flare gun can be shot straight up how convenient). Plus all anti-air vehicles on the ground pretty much can't shoot straight up that seems to be showing that they still are helping the grief types with deluxo rockets so that the person can hover above you shooting at you from above or something coming at you at 90 degrees, why patch the angles it obviously isn't for realism?

 

I really am surprised they do stuff like this still after all these years can they give it a break, they've made pretty much every which way to make the experience of making a buck annoying can they stop? Bombushka I heard was possibly a bug but how many bugs are there that cause you to not make money I don't know about that being a bug...

[RUFF_inthejungle]

Notice NPCs can park under your chopper and shoot straight up at you all day long, not to mention their Buzzards and Lazers being able to shoot straight down and even BEHIND themselves - GFY, R*

[Sentinel Driver]

There's no sport quite like bad sport

It's gonna be my home for the next 33 days

I don't get why these people are in bad sport, they mostly seem to hang out in passive mode XD

[Gridl0k]

Thought I'd seen it all, but here we have TACTICAL INVISIBLE SOCKS for that killing edge.

 

[topkek]

It has really bothered me these past years that R* creates all these cool and good looking stock rims for new vehicles, but they don't make them available for all cars. They already added those ugly ass Benny's rims couple years back, so it can't be that hard.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Trying to sell my Nightclub cargo for $595,000..

 

1st attempt, I get destroyed by a player using the Orbital Cannon glitch that R* STILL hasn't patched, i quit the game to save most of my cargo.

 

2nd attempt, Not even 30 seconds out of my nightclub and i have a random player trying to destroy my cargo with his Jet. Im not even going to bother trying, i switch sessions.

 

3rd attempt, Driving it to the destination and then Tony calls me and tells me that i have to deliver it to a boat via Cargobob. OF F•CKING COURSE. So i have to try and carry a mule van over the water in a Cargobob that can barely lift it up off of the ground. I try to gain some alttitude so it doesn't get it sunk in the oceon, but i end up getting caught in the crain and destroying the rotor blades and dropping the Mule van into the oceon.

 

At this point, i am done. I've lost over $100,000 trying to sell some f*cking cargo due to some game breaking glitches, a garbage player base, and a terrible mission design.

Edited February 3, 2019 by Awesom-0

[Shadowfennekin]

RC - Paleto Bae

 

No explanation needed, that word needs to go extinct already 

Edited February 2, 2019 by Shadowfennekin

[Rafae S]

25 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

RC - Paleto Bae

 

No explanation needed, that word needs to go extinct already 

 

It's actually called that?

 

LMAO I love Rockstar

[LunaticPandora]

Nice to see the usual idiots who drive back and forth on the last stretch of a track are infesting the RC races. Of course they seem to have forgotten that in this instance we can jump over them. Quite funny watching them try and fail to block me, I only hope others wise up to this too. 

[Non Funkable Token]

Didn't remember how FUGLY is to try Rescue ULP with randoms. Or going solo into the foundry, for that matter. 

 

Inb4 they give x2 to Act I and Act III, and don't bother with Act II, because carkshards.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

11 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

There's no sport quite like bad sport

It's gonna be my home for the next 33 days

I don't get why these people are in bad sport, they mostly seem to hang out in passive mode XD

majority of BS players are in passive lol you're right.

when I was first put in BS I expected a lot of 1v1s at the beach but no instead I saw players on the broomstick and almost every player in passive mode lol

remarkable!!!

[Cackling Jack]

On 2/2/2019 at 12:20 PM, THC said:

I want a cop dlc so I can be a psychotic cop f*ck

That would be nice. I ain’t played in 2 weeks. Thinking of attempting the cmm for doomsday when I get back online. Is it still buggy? Like does your progress reset still?

[Lonely-Martin]

38 minutes ago, Cackling Jack said:

That would be nice. I ain’t played in 2 weeks. Thinking of attempting the cmm for doomsday when I get back online. Is it still buggy? Like does your progress reset still?

Do the preps in public, then go to an invite session to run the rest. Public takes ages to load back into and it seems that's where the bug lies. Seen a few get caught short using public's.

[Handsome Jack]

29 minutes ago, Cackling Jack said:

That would be nice. I ain’t played in 2 weeks. Thinking of attempting the cmm for doomsday when I get back online. Is it still buggy? Like does your progress reset still?

Im not sure haven't tried the DD heist in forever it might still be bugged sadly hope im wrong though and it got fixed

[Veleno]

On 2/2/2019 at 4:09 PM, Gridl0k said:

Thought I'd seen it all, but here we have TACTICAL INVISIBLE SOCKS for that killing edge.

 

never understood the appeal. would rather my character deleted than cosplay as bootleg Rayman. hideous.

[mmm chocolate]

logged in for the first time in a while,

want to check out new cars

cant access internet from phone

cant access interaction menu

cant see mini map

 

game is still buggin' out after all this time?

log out

[Pedinhuh]

I'm very annoyed to know that in order have this in the game, I have to glitch it:

 

 

 

 

 

 

The blacked out screen works normally in game, just like in single player.

 

This should have been in the game from day one.

Edited February 3, 2019 by Pedinhuh