The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Big Molio]

I have given up accepting phone invites from other players to join races and other activities. Even if you accept straight away, 9 times out of 10 they have started the activity and you are left with the "Player is active on a job, would you like to spectate?" message. I know then that if I hit "B" to say "No" I am going to be left in the clouds for an inordinate amount of time, usually until it times out.

[Arrows to Athens]

14 hours ago, Pedinhuh said:

 

 

But there is.

 

Pause > GTA Online > Players > Select the player annoying you and mute him/her.

 

They aren't able to message you anymore after this.

Until they leave, then join back again, which undoes the mute, and they proceed to annoy you again.

 

This usually happens in BS, as it's not uncommon to join the same lobby again after 2 - 3 session switches. Once you've muted someone, it should be permanent until you unmute them, but no, Rockstar.

[BOOGIEMAN219]

27 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Until they leave, then join back again, which undoes the mute, and they proceed to annoy you again.

 

This usually happens in BS, as it's not uncommon to join the same lobby again after 2 - 3 session switches. Once you've muted someone, it should be permanent until you unmute them, but no, Rockstar.

Rockstar actually took me out of bad sport because I had the video, have you tried contacting them?

[Arrows to Athens]

4 minutes ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

Rockstar actually took me out of bad sport because I had the video, have you tried contacting them?

How did you get in BS?

[BOOGIEMAN219]

3 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

How did you get in BS?

This is the short video, I have a 15 min one showing the loading screens I just got online, got kicked, and loaded into bad sport. U said there is a dodgy player bug, so I hit up rockstar and they took me out after the second reply.

 

[slowburn29]

This thing rockstar does with linear jobs in a free roam "sandbox" has everything wrong with it. Been gunrunning, so being micromanagd by Steve Haines definitely one of the reasons I usually don't bother with bunkers. If I'm taking too long, you could try letting me use one of the many kinds of vehicles I own, instead of dune buggies, and then bitch about it's taking too long. Maybe if you gave me the last drop location as I was driving past it dropping the first ones. Or stopped telling Merryweather about the plan things would be smooth

 

And Paige can get the elbow too. She's another one like Lester, with the way overdone plans and bossy control freak style of "guidance" like no biotch, I'm not using drones, I'm gonna stroll in, shoot the f*ck out of everyone and hack the sh*t out of that computer. Why would I leave my truck outside? And why can't I park it on the other side of the building, why only exactly here

 

Nice sandbox rockstar, I hope people wake up to your sh*t this year

[Arrows to Athens]

1 hour ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

This is the short video, I have a 15 min one showing the loading screens I just got online, got kicked, and loaded into bad sport. U said there is a dodgy player bug, so I hit up rockstar and they took me out after the second reply.

 

Do I have to show them video evidence? I mean, my friend commended me like 5 times, and I was still Dodgy. Then the next day, I accidentally blew up someone's car, then got sent to BS.

[BOOGIEMAN219]

12 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Do I have to show them video evidence? I mean, my friend commended me like 5 times, and I was still Dodgy. Then the next day, I accidentally blew up someone's car, then got sent to BS.

I had to show video evidence twice, then they took me out. The first time they even told me there is nothing they can do, I think its worth a couple tries.

[Arrows to Athens]

Damn game wouldn't let me get the gold, so I had to fling myself into the air with the Up-n-Atomizer just to get it. Such a useful weapon.

 

 

 

Fix your broken game, f*ck nuggets.

Edited January 2, 2019 by Arrows to Athens

[gtafan26]

Lagged out at the worse possible time fu*k me

[C-Money17]

Hell hath no fury like getting the "Fly low to avoid police detection" Special Cargo sell mission...in the snow.

 

It's not so bad in the city, but once you get out into Blaine County (where most of the drops are) then it becomes a nightmare. Nearly zero visibility. Combine that with having to fly a giant, clunky cargo plane at nearly ground level while having to dodge poles, trees, towers, and windmills, and you're going to have a bad time. I'm surprised I actually managed to complete this one. And yes, I know I simply could have quit the session to get another sell mission, but the exploit I use with my PS4's internet connection means it can take forever to try and get back into a "Solo Public" session. Plus, I was pretty sure I was just going to get another plane mission anyway, because hey, they're the longest and most aggravating of the Special Cargo sell missions so of course they're the ones that come up 90% of the time. I honestly have gotten a Brickade or Tugboat mission in ages.

[Erased]

*Thinks the snow is gone*  **Logs onto GTAOnline to see the snow is still there....**Logs off**

 

 

f*cking snow...when is this bullsh*t leaving?

Edited January 3, 2019 by erased

[DarkReign27]

The snow is somewhat annoying but the funny thing is my Toros is better in the snow and I'm not bumping my head it's very good when it doesnt go crazy. Although it still gets stuck in first gear sometimes making funny noises. After the snow's gone back to flying all over the place.

[Matthew99w]

To all the people who call griefers Shark Card Salesman, I present to you SharkFinanceCo's latest sales fleet upgrade.

 

https://imgur.com/a/0Cspqmj

[No Homing]

1 minute ago, Matthew99w said:

To all the people who call griefers Shark Card Salesman, I present to you SharkFinanceCo's latest sales fleet upgrade.

 

https://imgur.com/a/0Cspqmj

Haha someone once called me that, I loved it, lol. Fits me well.

[EkaSwede]

1 hour ago, Matthew99w said:

To all the people who call griefers Shark Card Salesman, I present to you SharkFinanceCo's latest sales fleet upgrade.

 

https://imgur.com/a/0Cspqmj

The link doesn't seem to work for me.

[No Homing]

54 minutes ago, EkaSwede said:

The link doesn't seem to work for me.

It's a clubhouse filled with 10 Mk2s.

[Chris_Cof]

WTF with GTAO? Snow will not gone, zero newswire info and new cars. RDR2 is need full atenton of all R* crues?

[Matthew99w]

1 hour ago, EkaSwede said:

The link doesn't seem to work for me.

 

Here ya go

This is what I call the arsenal

[Sentinel Driver]

Load into a lobby, spawn in my hangar but before my character is finished getting out of bed I get thrown into a black loading screen for some reason. I've been waiting here for a couple of minutes now and It doesn't seem to be going anywhere

restart game

good job c*

[Happy Hunter]

I hate when I'm trying to send a mugger, but the list just jumps so you pick the wrong player.

 

 

Like - yeah, I obviously wanted to mug some level 7 player on the other side of the map, rather than the broomstick boy attacking me.

Edited January 3, 2019 by Happy Hunter

[Gridl0k]

^ Yeah Rockstar's policy on including a confirmation prompt is... nonexistent.

[Sentinel Driver]

7 hours ago, Happy Hunter said:

I hate when I'm trying to send a mugger, but the list just jumps so you pick the wrong player.

 

 

Like - yeah, I obviously wanted to mug some level 7 player on the other side of the map, rather than the broomstick boy attacking me.

 

press F to pay respects to innocent level 7

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

whoever at cockstar made the npc's coded like this should be incarcerated for countless years.

Edited January 3, 2019 by KSI_IS_STUPID_

[UncleNiHao]

I gotta say I'm a bit disappointed with what the Scarab could have been.  With the right setup, it could have been the perfect Mk II counter.  If they had given it Halftrack-level armor to survive the barrage of incoming missiles plus a driver-aimed, low damage concussive force gun like the Up-And-Atomizer to knock them off of their bike and rag doll them a bit, it would have been a blast screwing with the broomstick kids.

 

But nope, we got meh armor plus a front-facing peashooter.

[Shadowfennekin]

8 hours ago, Happy Hunter said:

I hate when I'm trying to send a mugger, but the list just jumps so you pick the wrong player.

 

Like - yeah, I obviously wanted to mug some level 7 player on the other side of the map, rather than the broomstick boy attacking me.

Yeah, this is a pretty huge f*cking problem for me.

 

And when it is a good mugging, the target is on the other side of the damn map! lmao

[slowburn29]

Me again. I was happier when I quit this game, now that it's winter I'm back to suffer through another Xbox month under take two and their investors vision for gtao. I intend to finish my car collection someday

 

Which brings me to handling flags. What in the name of the Benz are they thinking? f*cking up a batch of cars, then trying the same sh*t but less on the next batch, without fixing the first batch. It's drives my sense of order crazy. I'd rather they f*cked up all the cars equally to tell you the truth

 

I hope any NPC that jumps to their defense about its beta testing for GTA 6 online knows we're probably getting the same engine, new map and updated textures, monetized to take twos CEO standards. Seems like the new gaming trend

 

Back to skate 3 for today

[gtafan26]

3 hours ago, Cameron Star said:

A year later, he is walking to his apartment, when a level 1007 steps out to block his path, wrapped in shadows.

"I'm going to make you hurt"

"lol ok"

"Do you remember that level seven you mugged a long time ago?"

"Wait till I post this to What Are The Worst Messages Other Players Have Sent You"

"I was that person you mugged. I was that level seven."

"Oh crap!"

"You took everything from me! All $500!"

He pulls out his phone "Johnny On The Spot! Get me my hunter!"

"Fool!" His opponent cackles "I brought my Assault Dog 1K, that eats hunters!" Some gnarly looking vehicle drops from the sky, bristling with gun barrels and coated with armour.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! The player list shifted!"

"It's too late for sorry!"

His hunter starts coming in to the landing zone, the Assault Dog 1K opens fire. The hunter releases flares to no avail, it is critically hit, going down in a fireball. Now 1007's weaponized vehicle turns its sentient gaze on him...

"No Johnny, no Lamar can save you now."

Brav-f*cking-O

 

Well done.

[We Are Ninja]

Can we talk about how the nightclub sale mission where you have to airdrop the f*cking truck is difficult under normal circumstances, and infinitely more difficult in the snow when you can't really see the water and are completely  unable to gauge changes in altitude so you put the sale truck in the f*cking water?

[Erased]

It's goddamn f*cking stupid that you have to drive all the way to your f*cking arena workshop just to change the color of your headlights. Why can't they just make it an option in the LSC? *Grumble*