The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Volganor]

@RyuNova, that's all you need to know you're doing things right.

[gtafan26]

2 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

I bought the Akula and I have already got rage for it.

And I quote..."*N-Word* ass pu$$y bicth hiden in ur Akula fight me like man pu$$y"

All I did was steal some Business Battle cargo.

Lol sounds like you are having fun with it, enjoy!

[Lupo-Akane]

5 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

I bought the Akula and I have already got rage for it.

And I quote..."*N-Word* ass pu$$y bicth hiden in ur Akula fight me like man pu$$y"

All I did was steal some Business Battle cargo.

I got called an Akula noob from a brain dead white face, red eye piece of crap tryhard and all I was doing was flying around in passive mode getting pics lol...

But it's a nice little chopper.

Edited December 31, 2018 by Lupo-Akane

[RyuNova]

26 minutes ago, Volganor said:

@RyuNova, that's all you need to know you're doing things right.

 

24 minutes ago, gtafan26 said:

Lol sounds like you are having fun with it, enjoy!

 

22 minutes ago, Lupo-Akane said:

I got called an Akula noob from a brain dead white face, red eye piece of crap tryhard and all I was doing was flying around in passive mode getting pics lol...

But it's a nice little chopper.

 

Yea, I found it funny.

 

Its pretty funny that Stealth Mode also works in Passive. I can now literally hover above battles while invisible.

[Lupo-Akane]

12 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

 

 

Yea, I found it funny.

 

Its pretty funny that Stealth Mode also works in Passive. I can now literally hover above battles while invisible.

It's fun to people watch in it lol, funner than it should be but it's nice to to watch what's going on.

[Forza Harrd]

lol wth does that have to do with b&m. C'mon people stay negative.

 

I got nothing.

[No Homing]

I got stuck in the clouds on both my PS4s at the same time.

 

[Lupo-Akane]

1 hour ago, Forza Harrd said:

lol wth does that have to do with b&m. C'mon people stay negative.

 

I got nothing.

Hmmm, guess I could say darn them peeps they are just to darn poor to buy the Akula so they have to start stuff...idk...I can't come with anything at this time lol.

Darn them poor peeps!?

[gtafan26]

Geebus f*ck the player base for this game, f*cking pathetic human beings, if we can call them that.   When you message me trying to bait me and I reply with "dont care",  that really means I dont care that you are going to try and imply your balls that you wish you had were in my mouth, and that also means I dont need a message telling me that I am gay either, f*ck off

 

My actual bitch and moan part is,  I was going to Orbital Canon him ( just make to it 1-0) and then leave, but the primate left before I could make it to my Facility , and then a friend of his put a bounty on me as he was leaving, Happy New Year To me!

 

I wish there was a way to disable in game messaging .

 

 

Edited January 1, 2019 by gtafan26

[HamwithCheese]

A new year, some more bitching and moaning!

 

Watched some arena matches on YouTube today and I gotta say, they looked f*cking garbage. Yeah, gonna be a hard pass on the garage.

[DominusTaranis]

I want everyone to think about one of the most iconic and unique cars in the game. A vanilla, day 1 vehicle. Muscle class. It's not the oldest car, but there's not a person alive that won't recognize it. 

 

The El Camino.

The Picador.

 

Still no liveries.

Still no Benny's work.

Not even a Mad Max version.

 

At least she sounds nice and wheelies now....

[AUScowboy]

The Scarab sucks ass in the snow. How utterly disappointing as it's inspiration handles snow like a champ..

[Lupo-Akane]

2 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

Geebus f*ck the player base for this game, f*cking pathetic human beings, if we can call them that.   When you message me trying to bait me and I reply with "dont care",  that really means I dont care that you are going to try and imply your balls that you wish you had were in my mouth, and that also means I dont need a message telling me that I am gay either, f*ck off

 

My actual bitch and moan part is,  I was going to Orbital Canon him ( just make to it 1-0) and then leave, but the primate left before I could make it to my Facility , and then a friend of his put a bounty on me as he was leaving, Happy New Year To me!

 

I wish there was a way to disable in game messaging .

 

 

You would flipping think there would be one, since they like to check our text fir bad words.....

But no, that would take away from the brain dead tryhards and the mini brain dead ones they like like to cater to any more.

[PrisonerOfEarth]

Yo, this snow can suck my left big toe. During a Special Crate mission I had to retrieve a Gruppe 6 truck from up in Vinewood Hills. Everything was going smoothly until I took a curve at a steady speed and it ended up stuck in a place that I couldn’t get out of.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

11 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

LSPD's new method of tackling suspects in helicopters...

 

 

Just crash into them!

Watch out watch out watch out! RKO outta nowhere!

[Sentinel Driver]

Arena war fixed Paige but brought back Martin Madrazo

I can't take his character seriously anymore, he has been reduced to an invite spamming idiot, for the last time I don't care about the dispatch jobs do it yourself Madrazo if it's so important to you

f*ck Simeon too. Why should I steal sh*tty cars for Simeon or do Martin's sh*tty jobs for sh*tty pay when I have literally saved the world from nuclear war and AI apocalypse?

[whywontyoulisten]

1 hour ago, Chrome Dome Rome said:

Yo, this snow can suck my left big toe. During a Special Crate mission I had to retrieve a Gruppe 6 truck from up in Vinewood Hills. Everything was going smoothly until I took a curve at a steady speed and it ended up stuck in a place that I couldn’t get out of.

That's what the ray gun is for.

[Tomtomsengermany]

It seems there is a glitch in unweaponized modes. Players who have collected via special crate could keep them even the mode doesnt allow attack weapons at all.

 

Really sucks

 

 

 

 

Edited January 1, 2019 by Tomtomsengermany

[kcole4001]

14 hours ago, Lupo-Akane said:

It's almost 2019.....and we still can't block stupid crap.

No Simeon I don't want to steal cars for your punk butt, stuff it Martin you big nose piece of crap.....

I don't want to buy an arena, facilitie either....

I never, and I really mean NEVER get Simeon's messages any more.

They've been very sporadic for the last year, but the last 3-4 months just nothing.

The only way I know which list he's sent is when I steal a rando off the street and instantly get 2 wanted stars.

 

I actually still do the export jobs when it's convenient, but not knowing what to avoid is a pain when you're in the middle of another job.

It also makes farming Sentinels a hassle 'cause they're on one of the 2 lists.

[PrisonerOfEarth]

4 hours ago, whywontyoulisten said:

That's what the ray gun is for.

Didn’t even think about that. If it happens again I’ll be sure to try it. Thanks for the tip.

[luvsthedough]

Im glad they kept the same bonuses but they did nothing. Just randomly add 3 car discounts, ffs.

Edited January 1, 2019 by luvsthedough

[No Homing]

6 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

Arena war fixed Paige but brought back Martin Madrazo

I can't take his character seriously anymore, he has been reduced to an invite spamming idiot, for the last time I don't care about the dispatch jobs do it yourself Madrazo if it's so important to you

f*ck Simeon too. Why should I steal sh*tty cars for Simeon or do Martin's sh*tty jobs for sh*tty pay when I have literally saved the world from nuclear war and AI apocalypse?

You get an invite every ingame hour. Which is every 2 f*cking minutes.

f*cking annoying as hell.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

10 hours ago, Chrome Dome Rome said:

Yo, this snow can suck my left big toe. During a Special Crate mission I had to retrieve a Gruppe 6 truck from up in Vinewood Hills. Everything was going smoothly until I took a curve at a steady speed and it ended up stuck in a place that I couldn’t get out of.

now thats where the Up N Atomizer should come into place.

do you have it?

if you logged into gtao on christmas you should have got it.

[Happy Hunter]

Why does the game insist on putting you in friends sessions when you tell it to find a new, random session? Isn't that what the "Join friends" option is for?

 

Just makes me feel like I'm intruding when the game puts me in the middle of a friend's session that they've obviously made sure is empty and peaceful. A loud attack helicopter could surely only disrupt such a session. Change session again, it's an empty session with one random. Great, they'll want me there even less than a friend would lol.

 

Edit: And the cops just killed me while I was sat in passive mode typing this. Wtf?

Edited January 2, 2019 by Happy Hunter

[Happy Hunter]

5 minutes ago, Cameron Star said:

I had the opposite happen to me. I was in a solo public session and a friend from another game joined so I let it slide. In fairness he didn't bother me at all, but then two of his friends joined and one killed me as I was doing a job. He didn't even steal the diamonds, just flew away!

Then I had to take all of ten seconds (ten) to get alone again.

It was actually you it put me in with lol (though I'm not whoever that guy is). Wasn't really sure if I should stay, but at the same time felt awkward just leaving.

 

(Now I'm paranoid I came across as really sh*tty).

I can join if you want an extra player lol.

[Pedinhuh]

19 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

Geebus f*ck the player base for this game, f*cking pathetic human beings, if we can call them that.   When you message me trying to bait me and I reply with "dont care",  that really means I dont care that you are going to try and imply your balls that you wish you had were in my mouth, and that also means I dont need a message telling me that I am gay either, f*ck off

 

My actual bitch and moan part is,  I was going to Orbital Canon him ( just make to it 1-0) and then leave, but the primate left before I could make it to my Facility , and then a friend of his put a bounty on me as he was leaving, Happy New Year To me!

 

I wish there was a way to disable in game messaging .

 

 

 

16 hours ago, Lupo-Akane said:

You would flipping think there would be one, since they like to check our text fir bad words.....

But no, that would take away from the brain dead tryhards and the mini brain dead ones they like like to cater to any more.

 

But there is.

 

Pause > GTA Online > Players > Select the player annoying you and mute him/her.

 

They aren't able to message you anymore after this.

[Shadowfennekin]

Bunker supplies in limbo lol

Still on the way according to the game but I'm not receiving them

[Lupo-Akane]

18 minutes ago, Pedinhuh said:

 

 

But there is.

 

Pause > GTA Online > Players > Select the player annoying you and mute him/her.

 

They aren't able to message you anymore after this.

I did not know after muting would stop the texting.

[Shadowfennekin]

27 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Bunker supplies in limbo lol

Still on the way according to the game but I'm not receiving them

30 minutes in FR and they never arrived! Wasn't doing anything, just waiting for them to arrive so I could f*ck off and go back to AC Odyssey

 

Guess I'm going to do just that, see ya when the RC car is out

[SpatchCock]

5 hours ago, Pedinhuh said:

 

 

But there is.

 

Pause > GTA Online > Players > Select the player annoying you and mute him/her.

 

They aren't able to message you anymore after this.

What? After all this time it's as simple as that.