The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Arrows to Athens]

Marcel telling me there’s a dude taking a nap in my nightclub office, but there’s no one even there! Lying ass!

[Rev. Gnash]

Check the restroom.

[Arrows to Athens]

In the IAA mission 'Asset Seizure', the traffic is what you need to seriously worry about, not the enemies on your tail. The traffic in this mission is levels above the traffic in any other mission in the game when it comes to annoyance. What the f*ck even is this mission?

[DrEeveell]

Can't get anybody to join your mission when you want to, but...

I was in a friends only session doing the final Dr Dre mission with my wife, fired it up and auto-invited her. Then 3 other randos joined out of nowhere and crowded her out. What the hell? Can you kick people out of your mission? I had to exit and restart and quickly change it to closed invites.

 

[Lupo-Akane]

Just got around to doing the IAA missions and they blow. They could have done something really cool but they just had  to have them stupid ass buzzards and super aim ai in them.

They really blew that last mission, they could have some really scary moments in it but nope noting. Could have some really terrifying cut scenes in it. Mbe like your toon is turning a corner and bumps into on of the bots in the hallway, or when download it cuts away to show mbe one of them opening the door and all you see is its hand while the camera turns to show a few more as there eyes light up and start to move....

But nope, noting like that just a stupid npc spawn in......  

[BlackMilk]

2 hours ago, DrEeveell said:

Can't get anybody to join your mission when you want to, but...

I was in a friends only session doing the final Dr Dre mission with my wife, fired it up and auto-invited her. Then 3 other randos joined out of nowhere and crowded her out. What the hell? Can you kick people out of your mission? I had to exit and restart and quickly change it to closed invites.

 

You can remove players from lobbies typically, yeah. I haven't hosted anything in ages but you go through the player list somewhere to get the option when selecting a player to kick them, I believe.

[Super Grunt 281]

14 hours ago, BlackMilk said:

True, not in that run.

 

However I joined a Plane set-up shortly after and the pilot did chop up another teammate on the first run. Then he proceeded to fly the plane to LS and get it into the hangar but somehow destroyed it.

Are you sure the pilot actually went inside ? There is an invisible hangar door blocking the way for some people.

[Thomas The Dank Engine]

19 hours ago, SB00 said:

I am predicting an Imani Tech Airport Bus in December 

Not only this, but we need more Imani Tech vehicles in general. There is absolutely no reason non weaponized vehicles have a homing lock-on in the first place. It's weird we need to pay for problems Rockstar has created by themselfs. 

[Pedinhuh]

12 hours ago, AUScowboy said:

Might as well salvage it instead of leaving a anemic and half baked gun in the game, IMO.

I just tried using that sh*t in a draw, yesterday.

 

The low level pulled out a sawn off shotty, I shot him first...He killed me, I took only about 1/4 of health and he was only a level 13.

 

Seriously, who the f*ck designed this? And the worst part is that the auto aim lock on range really isn't that good, the combat MG mk2 seems to have a longer lock on range than this sh*t.

 

Only way I can make this work in PvP is by using BST and at that point I'm just better off using anything else.

 

Christ, the EMP launcher has more uses than this.

[Gridl0k]

18 hours ago, Hazzardtohimself said:

Okay. 

 

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('Swordfish' 2001, if anyone was wondering) 

 

 

True story my first and only adversary mode, going swordfishing, involved evacuating your team in a airport bus using a cargobob while the other team tried to stop you.

 

 

Edited August 3, 2022 by Gridl0k

[EkaSwede]

If we're going to get more Imani Tech I want Ejector Seats god damn it! Why can't we have these? I want to launch myself or my passenger through the sun roof and I know you want to as well. Especially if they change the radio station.

[Gridl0k]

Because rockstar can't f*cking help themselves, the next Imani tech will probably be a conversion for any motorbike that lets it fly and shoot really accurate missiles

[Insoluble Fiber]

Saw wildbrick mention on that when Luxury autos open it wil show the SM and 10F together. 

 

Would be sweet if tomorrow we got luxury autos plus both cars..

[Gridl0k]

11 minutes ago, Insoluble Fiber said:

Saw wildbrick mention on that when Luxury autos open it wil show the SM and 10F together. 

 

Would be sweet if tomorrow we got luxury autos plus both cars..

 

Will be also nice if we get something new to do, be it metal detecting or wotnot. The DLC felt a bit flat in that department.

[AUScowboy]

I’m personally hoping for the crime scenes, because yeah, day one content was the lightest it’s been in years, since like IGG (heck, that had more content day one thinking back lol).

[Insoluble Fiber]

6 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

 

Will be also nice if we get something new to do, be it metal detecting or wotnot. The DLC felt a bit flat in that department.

Yup, after all there are like 6 new collectibles

[Thomas The Dank Engine]

51 minutes ago, Insoluble Fiber said:

Saw wildbrick mention on that when Luxury autos open it wil show the SM and 10F together. 

 

Would be sweet if tomorrow we got luxury autos plus both cars..

 Oh please let this be the case. I'm dying to buy both of these beauties. But then again, our assumption on the release order will be wrong. As it stands right now is that both the 10F and the Widebody will be on the very end of the release order. I would love to be wrong on this. 

 

Edited August 3, 2022 by Thomas The Dank Engine

[FrugalDangerMan]

13 minutes ago, Thomas The Dank Engine said:

 Oh please let this be the case. I'm dying to buy both of these beauties. But then again, our assumption on the release order will be wrong. As it stands right now is that both the 10F and the Widebody will be on the very end of the release order. I would love to be wrong on this. 

It will probably be like the test track cars. Both will be driveable, but only one you can buy now with the other not available for sale yet.

[Insoluble Fiber]

16 minutes ago, Thomas The Dank Engine said:

 Oh please let this be the case. I'm dying to buy both of these beauties. But then again, our assumption on the release order will be wrong. As it stands right now is that both the 10F and the Widebody will be on the very end of the release order. I would love to be wrong on this. 

 

same.. thing is the only 2 Legendary autos that are dripfeed are these 2 so yeah

[MrThankUvryMuch]

32 minutes ago, Thomas The Dank Engine said:

 Oh please let this be the case. I'm dying to buy both of these beauties. But then again, our assumption on the release order will be wrong. As it stands right now is that both the 10F and the Widebody will be on the very end of the release order. I would love to be wrong on this. 

 

Unfortunately he clarified that and it's not the case :/. SM722 by itself first.

 

Not sure if this theory has been mentioned before, but my hunch for this release (since the plan from R* is to show the car in the dealership the week before release) is that only GTA+ gets the SM722 tomorrow. The dealerships open for everyone, but non-GTA+ subscribers can only test drive the SM722. That's how they'll stagger the release for GTA+ so that non-subs will be a week behind.

 

As always, you'll just be able to GC2F from a GTA+ sub (or directly from test driving the car, possibly) to get it the same week as them.

[Spider-Vice]

2 minutes ago, MrThankUvryMuch said:

Not sure if this theory has been mentioned before, but my hunch for this release (since the plan from R* is to show the car in the dealership the week before release) is that only GTA+ gets the SM722 tomorrow. The dealerships open for everyone, but non-GTA+ subscribers can only test drive the SM722. That's how they'll stagger the release for GTA+ so that non-subs will be a week behind.

 

I honestly think this actually wouldn't be a bad idea at all. Instead of people having to wait a full week to even get their hands on the car versus GTA+ players, they could let non-subscribers at least test drive the car so they can see how it feels and decide whether to buy or not next week. GTA+ subs would then be able to buy it early as usual if they wanted to.

[Pedinhuh]

All I want them to do is fix the last gen lobbies, good lord the game is falling apart...

 

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I already miss how the game was on The Contract DLC purely because at least back then the map was rendering properly on my game.

[MrThankUvryMuch]

12 minutes ago, Spider-Vice said:

I honestly think this actually wouldn't be a bad idea at all. Instead of people having to wait a full week to even get their hands on the car versus GTA+ players, they could let non-subscribers at least test drive the car so they can see how it feels and decide whether to buy or not next week. GTA+ subs would then be able to buy it early as usual if they wanted to.

I hate the entire idea of GTA+, but yes I agree this is at least *better* than completely holding back the car

[Thomas The Dank Engine]

I dont really have a problem with GTA+ stuff being "early access". When they end up releasing content when it's exclusive to GTA+, then we're going to have some troubles..

[AUScowboy]

Do you guys think GTA+ members will get the cars free like with the HSW drip cars, or will they just get early access this time?

[DM_Tony]

I imagine on 1st Sep the free car with GTA+ is the Vigero ZX, given it has a HSW upgrade as well. Would make sense as only those on current gen can access the performance upgrades and GTA+. Third on SSA website, thus four weeks to release the first two cars (maybe the SM722 with showrooms and a Benny's). I doubt this would be early access, all players can buy when released but GTA+ members get a free car and HSW upgrade.

 

Edit: Wouldn't it be strange for R* to make a new exterior for Luxury Autos with the re-opening soon poster, just to remove it after a week? We might just get a Benny's tomorrow or Simeon's showroom will open up with the Draguer on display? 

Edited August 3, 2022 by DM_Tony

[Crateman]

Maybe @rollschuh2282 can tell US something about tomorrow tunables  

I want the draugur asap 

[Gridl0k]

2 minutes ago, Crateman said:

Maybe @rollschuh2282 can tell US something about tomorrow tunables  

I want the draugur asap 

 

Trust me, it'll be 2 or 3 weeks of rice, because I have no interest in a 90s civic or wotnot.

[MGgames100]

Man, one thing I do hope Rockstar keeps up with the next few updates is updating the older cars. This is the best addition with this DLC imo, and from what I've seen for a lot of people too. My only complaint is that this was the perfect moment for the carbon roof and mirrors from the PS3/X360 Sentinel XS to return. Personally I mainly hope for OG Vigero. It really deserves it, to this day, it's easily one of my favorite cars in the game. I really, really, REALLY hope in the next DLC we will see even more! If it was up to me, outside of the aforementioned Vigero I'd go for these guys:
Bullet, Infernus, Vacca, Elegy RH8, Jester (or Racecar version), Monroe, Stinger GT, Coq Blackfin, Stallion (and rebrand it to Classique, damnit!), Warraner (just port some parts from HKR + liveries), Stratum, Blade, OG Dominator, Virgo (Benny's lowrider version would be cool too), F620, Oracle (both versions, return of the Irish Mob version from IV plz), Dubsta 6x6 (at least give us option for the liveries), Cavalcade, Surver, Youga, Bati 801, Double T, Akuma and Hakuchou (just port few parts from the Drag version).

 

Also, what might be a little bit controversial (or not) I really hope they'll redo these:

Banshee, Penumbra, Kuruma, Futo, Coquette Classic, Ruiner, Mamba

I know they've already got the new liveries, but that's it, only the liveries. I feel like more tuning for these would be really cool

[needforsuv]

15 hours ago, Zak Ras said:

bypass a sh*tty wait-or-pay mechanic.

you still wait for those

 

~20% with a 20min cooldown

3 hours ago, Pedinhuh said:

auto aim lock on range

well, the real way to use the gun is around a corner with freeaim

3 hours ago, Pedinhuh said:

I shot him first...He killed me

if you're in shotgun range you should be able to oneshot him, clearly you suck