The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[eyman]

Jeremy will never get to see GTA VI that makes me very sad.

[gtafan26]

10 minutes ago, Nutduster said:

 

What platform? I've never been orbed in those places, and several times I know people have been trying. Without question there are some physical objects and parts of the map that block it.

PS5, the bridge was on the road that runs in front of the Facility by Fort Zancudo, and it was the open hangar at LISA that is next to the ownable hangar.

I always thought that being under a solid object like a bridge or a building would stop it, I am sure you can imagine my surprise when I got killed those two times .

Edited July 18, 2022 by gtafan26

[B_E_N_1992]

4 hours ago, Franklin Clinton GTA 5 said:

We need a glock added to the game

It’s saved for VI.

 

I believe in both Miami and New York police use Glocks, LA used Beretta.

 

IV had the Glock and it looked great, I didn’t like the Beretta in V.

[VitoCorleone1992]

Ok, this is getting depressing because of the hamster...let's try get a bit more happy.

 

 

[CommanderBlack]

With the holster thing i guess it wouldn't be a problem since the hand is clipping through the holster too while you are walking. The holster could work that it shows the pistol you have equipped and stays even if you use a another weapon, after you switch back to the pistol our character grabs the pistol from the holster (we can choose if the holster should be empty or have a pistol in it in the interaction menu undr styles)

Edited July 18, 2022 by CommanderBlack

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

On 7/17/2022 at 2:19 PM, The Artist said:

Yeah the Casino missions are terrible. Keep getting tons of freezes/crashes on other missions too. The game is pretty much dead at this point

I've noticed my friends on Series X/S have the dreaded game crash every hour or so on a bad day, every 6 or so hours on a good day. Hazard a Guess that PS5 is having the same issues and tbh I've noticed both "next gen" consoles have been having far more game crashing issues not just with GTA but every game compared to the Xbone and PS4. So is it a hardware/OS issue or just R* being R* in this case I can't tell but the game is in dire need a major QoL update that does nothing but Rebalancing and attempting to somewhat unf*ck the outright pile of s*it from Jurassic Park that the f*cking codebase is at this point. Like at least a good 50% of the issues not tied to the Peer-to-Peer servers is the fact the codebase would make current day TF2's leaked source code seem stable by comparison more than likely.

[The Gator]

1 hour ago, Hadoniasplaca said:

we need new information urgently. RIP pet Jeremy 

 

This update is now code named Jeremy DLC

Edited July 18, 2022 by The Gator

[rollschuh2282]

38 minutes ago, eyman said:

Jeremy will never get to see GTA VI that makes me very sad.

we managed to have R* acknowledge us killing poor felipe each time.
lets do the same for poor Jeremy.
lets have R* reference him in the december DLC.

[Dissipative Structure]

52 minutes ago, eyman said:

Jeremy will never get to see GTA VI that makes me very sad.

How long hamsters live? Up to three years? He wouldn't see GTA VI anyway.

[Barrtek]

1 hour ago, eyman said:

Jeremy will never get to see GTA VI that makes me very sad.

There should be KekSad reaction for post like this

[Talisman_83]

I think that's the first post in this thread I've seen that had every reaction used.

 

A hamster did that.

 

We are mere mortals.

 

RIP Jeremy.

[Barrtek]

3 minutes ago, Talisman_83 said:

I think that's the first post in this thread I've seen that had every reaction used.

 

A hamster did that.

 

We are mere mortals.

 

RIP Jeremy.

Now we need picture of jeremy to add new reaction "jeremy" to honor his death

[HamwithCheese]

15 hours ago, STNeish said:

 

RDR didn't make enough money because they never DID anything with it.  But, that's a moot point now.

They tried initially with beans being worth more than jewelry, but the more mature crowd wasn't buying it. At that point, I bet support for that game nosedived.

[REVENGE777]

The year was 2004. I was about 7 years old. I remember it was during the school year so it may have already been passed the summertime as San Andreas had come out and I remember I would play it everyday after school. One day I return home and my hamsters, Ren and stimpy, had gotten into a tough and bloody skirmish after being left in the cage together. It was a complete massacre. Unbeknownst to me, you’re NOT supposed to leave two male hamsters in a cage together because they WILL kill eachother. 
Rip jimmy, ren, and stimpy. Doin da hamster dance in the big rodeo in the sky

 

Edited July 18, 2022 by REVENGE777

[Kernel]

Damn, came looking for a crumb of info/speculation, ended up almost tearing up cause of the lil hamster bro. RIP Jeremy  

[Zak Ras]

4 hours ago, fbi-unit said:

my pet Jeremy the Russian Dwarf hamster

Jeremy... Hamster... you didn't by chance get him in the month of May did you?

[Arrows to Athens]

On 7/17/2022 at 7:14 PM, HamwithCheese said:

I had to reluctantly play a casino mission today, because that's all anybody plays these days.

I've noticed this as well. I thought the on call function was bugged or something. Whenever I go on call for a contact mission, it is a casino mission. Every. Single. Time. It's usually Loose Cheng. Is it bugged, or is that all what people play nowadays? Dispatch missions could be triple money and most people would still be playing casino missions. 

[SpaceBeagle]

2 hours ago, eyman said:

Jeremy will never get to see GTA VI that makes me very sad.

 

Jesus, it's not a elephant to live up to GTA VI release day... or a sequoia...  

[éX-Driver]

7 hours ago, Reathyr said:

Well there's multiple factors to that, but the two biggest ones are first off being a lot of people wanted an open world game set in a dystopian cyberpunk themed world, second is map staleness, the current GTAO map is 9 years old, and the only addition is Cayo Perico which is tiny, a lot of people wanted a new big place, a new city, to explore and mess around in, combine those factors and ya you got some crazy fanboyism going on.

As for the franchise, you're partially right on that, as a video game franchise it didn't exist, but it has existed since 1988 as a tabletop RPG series

What people wanted was a video game adaptation of the tabletop RPG. The reason CP77 failed isn’t just the glitches, but because CDPR openly went back on what they promised; a near-1:1 adaptation of the tabletop game. They went so far as to quietly remove all references to ‘RPG’ in the game’s description shortly before launch, changing it to ‘open world action’ game. 
 

they tried to change a very heavily character-driven plot into a knockoff of GTA, and that’s why it failed. There have been countless cases of players overlooking a buggy launch if the foundation is good, but CP77 simply does not have a good foundation.

[TinyRakan]

12 minutes ago, éX-Driver said:

What people wanted was a video game adaptation of the tabletop RPG. The reason CP77 failed isn’t just the glitches, but because CDPR openly went back on what they promised; a near-1:1 adaptation of the tabletop game. They went so far as to quietly remove all references to ‘RPG’ in the game’s description shortly before launch, changing it to ‘open world action’ game. 
 

they tried to change a very heavily character-driven plot into a knockoff of GTA, and that’s why it failed. There have been countless cases of players overlooking a buggy launch if the foundation is good, but CP77 simply does not have a good foundation.

Exactly 

Any hope for tomorrow news drop ?

[awesomefoot]

45 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I've noticed this as well. I thought the on call function was bugged or something. Whenever I go on call for a contact mission, it is a casino mission. Every. Single. Time. It's usually Loose Cheng. Is it bugged, or is that all what people play nowadays? Dispatch missions could be triple money and most people would still be playing casino missions. 

 

For me it's Dre missions all the time, which I quickly back out of joining. I only did them once so I'm not the guy to carry someone through.

[éX-Driver]

12 minutes ago, TinyRakan said:

Exactly 

Any hope for tomorrow news drop ?

About as likely as you waking facing a different direction than you fell asleep in

[blk95ta]

Jeremy spoke in class today.....

[Spider-Vice]

This... is definitely something to add to the DLC topic history highlights.  

[bitoisgod]

1 hour ago, TinyRakan said:

Exactly 

Any hope for tomorrow news drop ?

if there's any news tomorrow i will eat myself.

[VitoCorleone1992]

8 minutes ago, bitoisgod said:

if there's any news tomorrow i will eat myself.

I would say that if the DLC was to come up tomorrow, then we would have a newswire today. If the DLC is to come up on the 26th, then i think tomorrow is too soon to have news for a medium size dlc.

[fbi-unit]

2 hours ago, Barrtek said:

Now we need picture of jeremy to add new reaction "jeremy" to honor his death

i'll go get a photo right now!

Just now, fbi-unit said:

i'll go get a photo right now!

how is my deceased hamster tin the spotlight more than the dlc lol

[Coffee_Man]

I'd bet half my chips on Thursday for an announcement, and the other half on Friday.

 

Regardless of which day the newswire comes out, I wouldn't make any profit with those chips but at least I'd have some info on the DLC and that's what matters

 

[Robin1996ify]

So we're talking about dead hamster now?

 

[ManInaSuit]

I came here for news, not to be sad