The Bitch and Moan Thread : After Hours Edition.

[J-Scott-D]

Stop by the NC and see the popularity bar is not even half a bar low, decide to run a promotion mission anyway.

 

It's the wild goose chase mission in the Patriot Stretch that takes me to Chumash, then the Observatory, then to Maze Bank Arena.

 

11 minutes.

 

I get a $10,000 safe deposit right when the mission finishes, so the popularity bar does not max out.

 

I think I may be done with popularity missions.

 

[whywontyoulisten]

"Terrorbyte's cab is unavailable at this time"

[Jammsbro]

7 hours ago, SHARKEM said:

WOW you racist piece of sh*t. That man is a f*cking angel.

He is the equivalent of a black man saying "oh lawdy lawdy". Im a scottish guy and i stayed in london n5 for years so i know that dave is just an annoying dick

Edited August 19, 2018 by Jammsbro

[SHARKEM]

2 minutes ago, Jammsbro said:

He is the equivalent of a black man saying "oh lawdy lawdy". Im a sottish guy and i stayed in london n5 for years so i know that dave is just an annoying dick

Yeah he is super stereotypey. That's just the way of gta though. A big ole bag of clichés.

[LunaticPandora]

3 minutes ago, Jammsbro said:

He is the equivalent of a black man saying "oh lawdy lawdy". Im a sottish guy and i stayed in london n5 for years so i know that dave is just an annoying dick

Oh come on, he's basically a modern Del boy.

[Jammsbro]

1 minute ago, LunaticPandora said:

Oh come on, he's basically a modern Del boy.

When have you ever turned off del boy/ contrast that to when you turned off  dave

[Gridl0k]

I used to go to a lot of events in the south east, early 2000s, and I met at least 50 English Daves.

[Shadowfennekin]

UGH!

FIFTH Chiliad spawn -_-

[AgentPlum]

Log on, nightclub popularity is ZERO, Tony calls me to do promotions .... I DON'T WANT TO OK!

Put phone down on Tony, Paige calls about me not using Terrorbyte and doing missions ... I DON'T WANT TO OK!

Put phone down to paige - LJT calls, now I am ANGRY, just FK OFF LJT!

Check bunker and nightclub stock ... log off as bored of it all

Roll on another griefmobile tomorrow? (Scarmjet) ... NO I DON'T WANT ONE I HAVE A DELUXO ANDSTROMBERG AND THAT IS ENOUGH IF NEEDED

*LOADS UP ANOTHER GAME*

[Sentinel Driver]

They gave away the nightshark for free and now every scrub, noob and their mom is driving around in ugly poorly customized nightsharks in freemode and heists

[AgentPlum]

2 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

They gave away the nightshark for free and now every scrub, noob and their mom is driving around in ugly poorly customized nightsharks in freemode and heists

No joke, I encountered a rank 17 last night in a salmon pink Nightshark with lime green wheels. Absolutely hideous - I shouldn't have but it had to be blown to bits

[Guest]

On 8/19/2018 at 2:26 PM, J-Scott-D said:

Stop by the NC and see the popularity bar is not even half a bar low, decide to run a promotion mission anyway.

 

It's the wild goose chase mission in the Patriot Stretch that takes me to Chumash, then the Observatory, then to Maze Bank Arena.

 

11 minutes.

 

I get a $10,000 safe deposit right when the mission finishes, so the popularity bar does not max out.

 

I think I may be done with popularity missions.

 

 

I do them when I see money dropping in the wallsafe and pop dropped a full bar. I don't mind doing them as they are part of my routine and never take much time. 

Keeping that pop bar full at no cost compulsively also adds to the pleasure of doing them

[Pocket Fox]

On 8/20/2018 at 12:40 AM, SHARKEM said:

Yeah he is super stereotypey. That's just the way of gta though. A big ole bag of clichés.

^This

 

Come on people. Listen to the radio, Jock Cranley is a massive right wing douche stereotype while Sue Murray(correct name??) is a whining liberal telling people how to live their lives.

The game is a giant parody and I love it when the characters are larger than life.

 

Yusuf Amir was the best in GTAIV because he was over the top awesome.

[Shadowfennekin]

Fml

Spawned up at Chiliad for the 6th time! Second time today!

If I flip a coin it's not going to land on heads every time! -_-

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Fml

Spawned up at Chiliad for the 6th time! Second time today!

If I flip a coin it's not going to land on heads every time! -_-

 

Dude, I ended up at Chilliad 3 times in a row when I was doing that sh*t. 

[AcidRain7744]

14 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

If I flip a coin it's not going to land on heads every time! -_-

 

They probably use our user id as the seed to the random number generator. Then some of us will never get it.

[J-Scott-D]

10 hours ago, McGhee said:

 

I do them when I see money dropping in the wallsafe and pop dropped a full bar. I don't mind doing them as they are part of my routine and never take much time. 

Keeping that pop bar full at no cost compulsively also adds to the pleasure of doing them

I'm thinking the best way for me is to go run a promo mission ASAP once 20,000 is in the safe.

 

I got the Stab City one earlier. Log out, back in and got a much easier one, lol.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, J-Scott-D said:

I'm thinking the best way for me is to go run a promo mission ASAP once 20,000 is in the safe.

 

I got the Stab City one earlier. Log out, back in and got a much easier one, lol.

 

Haven't had Stab City for a while now,  but will do the session switch to avoid it too. It's not hard to do at all and I always take Route 68 to drive back, because of far less climbs with the Mule. I do dislike that promo mission the most. The others are fun for me. 

Ever since I got the Terrorbyte and Flipper bike, I got very simple promo missions. Pick up this VIP or celeb, drop flyers or get the champagne truck from the other blaine county locations. Had the Blimp once this week, which is far less then before too. 

 

[Shadowfennekin]

5 hours ago, J-Scott-D said:

I'm thinking the best way for me is to go run a promo mission ASAP once 20,000 is in the safe.

 

I got the Stab City one earlier. Log out, back in and got a much easier one, lol.

That's the same method I use

I keep getting the stupid Mule promo mission majority of the time though.... never got Stab City though.

 

Like I'll accept literally any mission except the Mule....

[wizooord]

so um, 

 

WHY LOCK THE ALTITUDE BUTTONS ON THE DRONE TO [Page f*cking UP] and [Page f*cking DOWN] on PC??? I can't go lower or higher without abandoning all my other pressed buttons and the mouse, If I'm not a f*cking octopus with 18 hands and 3 dicks I can't fly the drone? 

Edited August 21, 2018 by wizooord

[Sentinel Driver]

This DLC is simply so lackluster and boring that I can't do anything but to hit my head against a wall

seeing the nightclub concept go to waste by making you do boring repetitive drive there and back here style missions for a measly 10k makes me cry

[TheLunaticParade]

Aug 21st login rewards: Hunting camo for Avenger and Akula. 

Yeah lets only put hunting camo as available for 2  F-CKING AIRCRAFT and no land based older weaponized vehicles. 

6 Billion in revenue sales of game and micro-transactions and they could give a f-ck less about what any of their community wants. (No re-textured or standard dufflebags released under accessories, Liveries now on only certain vehicles etc) RDR 2 is probably going to be just cobbled together bullsh-t with a topping of rehash and a cherry of unequal micro transactions ($20 will get you 1mil shame that saddle is 2.5 mil have fun)

Edited August 21, 2018 by TheLunaticParade

[Gregistopal]

Hunting pack remix sucks ass

1 minute ago, Gregistopal said:

Hunting pack remix sucks ass

It cycles teams so it goes from 400 f*cking hunters then and 2 runners they it’s 400 f*cking defenders and 2 hunters it’s off balence as hell

I JUST WANT THE f*ckING SCRAMEJT THIS ADVERSARY MODE IS f*ckING RETARDED

[BZXC32]

4 hours ago, Gregistopal said:

Hunting pack remix sucks ass

It cycles teams so it goes from 400 f*cking hunters then and 2 runners they it’s 400 f*cking defenders and 2 hunters it’s off balence as hell

I JUST WANT THE f*ckING SCRAMEJT THIS ADVERSARY MODE IS f*ckING RETARDED

Who ever starts as attacker wins 9 out of 10

[Cheesy_wotsit]

Hunting Pack.... what a f*cking awful game mode pretty much highlights everything wrong with any of GTAO game modes.

 

1). Lackluster piss poor game concept, design, implementation and balance on Rcokstar's side

2). Game balance that is f*cked, also why are people allowed to swap teams. Lock the teams right from the word go, their is always some utter cock buckle that switches teams, f*cks the balance and then sits there waiting for the game start timer to count down before the game just rebalances the players anyway... well when the game actually does that.

3). AFKers, either through the aformentioned cock buckle being forced back on to the team he just tried to leave, players who are sitting AFK using the double money events to gain money while they are busy abusing a sock or sticking marbles up their arse or the pussy who wants the cash but can't stand that they just lost the first round. Something needs to be done they are either kicked from the word go or are given a reward based on what they actually do in the game and reporting them should have some weight.

4). The player base are f*cking drooling chimps. One player was AFK for two rounds, I told the host look kick this guy he is clearly AFK, does he kick them of course he f*cking doesn't then again the next round he turns out to be the cock buckle who switches teams to make them uneven. Told him in no uncertain terms what a f*cking moron he was before quitting (I assume with me being the runner it caused the entire session to end)

 

Oh and Hunting Pack is total and utter festering wombat cum.

[lordbancs]

23 minutes ago, Cheesy_wotsit said:

Hunting Pack.... what a f*cking awful game mode pretty much highlights everything wrong with any of GTAO game modes.

 

1). Lackluster piss poor game concept, design, implementation and balance on Rcokstar's side

2). Game balance that is f*cked, also why are people allowed to swap teams. Lock the teams right from the word go, their is always some utter cock buckle that switches teams, f*cks the balance and then sits there waiting for the game start timer to count down before the game just rebalances the players anyway... well when the game actually does that.

3). AFKers, either through the aformentioned cock buckle being forced back on to the team he just tried to leave, players who are sitting AFK using the double money events to gain money while they are busy abusing a sock or sticking marbles up their arse or the pussy who wants the cash but can't stand that they just lost the first round. Something needs to be done they are either kicked from the word go or are given a reward based on what they actually do in the game and reporting them should have some weight.

4). The player base are f*cking drooling chimps. One player was AFK for two rounds, I told the host look kick this guy he is clearly AFK, does he kick them of course he f*cking doesn't then again the next round he turns out to be the cock buckle who switches teams to make them uneven. Told him in no uncertain terms what a f*cking moron he was before quitting (I assume with me being the runner it caused the entire session to end)

 

Oh and Hunting Pack is total and utter festering wombat cum.

Your language is so colorful. I like it. Well said.

[CadillacBachelor]

Took 10 minutes to fire up the game tonight after work, being that it's Tuesday again, and..................

 

STILL NO PRAIRIE UPDATE.

"Your car is not modifiable at Benny's, blah blah blah" This is getting old really quick. Another week of waiting I guess. Gotta love how the current Prairie is still screwed up, despite that 20 minute chat I had with R* support. Sure, they're getting "right on it."

 

Also...it's annoying that all of the lit-up mission-start areas are still enabled during Bounty retrievals. The third bounty target was at Madrazo's ranch which has a mission marker that I crashed into. That, and the bounty tasks themselves are kind of stupid and not as fun as the story mode versions.

 

After GOING BACK to the ranch to redo the mission after the stupid dispatch mission starting screen froze my game (seeing as I was in a closed friends only session), the bounty target hits me with his baseball bat, so I stab him, and then he surrenders. OK, I just STABBED him with a combat knife. But he's FINE enough to give up now.

 

Adding to the annoying nature of these missions, Maude's place is on the OTHER SIDE of the map, then the next bounty target is also on the OTHER SIDE of the map, et cetera.

 

I'mma play later tonight just to drive around and do some old missions, though. Nothing else to do on the game, other than wait for my bunker to make enough money and screw around while I wait (lol, it's HOURS so who has time for that?) One night, I tricked the game into not kicking me and made a few more thousand while out shopping for groceries in real life, but then tried it again and got kicked for sitting in the laptop chair. Ugh!

 

Then I let the money get too high, which I didn't think I had done based on recommendations by others for those who asked where the solo ability cuts off. Kind of stupid that you have a time limit in the first place.

Edited August 22, 2018 by CadillacBachelor

[PetrolCB]

12 minutes ago, CadillacBachelor said:

STILL NO PRAIRIE UPDATE.

 

Also...it's annoying that all of the lit-up mission-start areas are still enabled during Bounty retrievals. The third bounty target was at Madrazo's ranch which has a mission marker that I crashed into.

 

Adding to the annoying nature of these missions, Maude's place is on the OTHER SIDE of the map, then the next bounty target is also on the OTHER SIDE of the map, et cetera.

 

One night, I tricked the game into not kicking me and made a few more thousand while out shopping for groceries in real life, but then tried it again and got kicked for sitting in the laptop chair. Ugh!

- It’s a “Prairie”. It’s not THAT big of a deal. 

 

- Well, then turn off the mission coronas. 

 

- So what, use a helicopter. 

 

- You can’t just sit in the laptop chair and expect to not be idled out of the lobby. Go watch tv in your apartment during “Blow Up”.

[RollsReus1959]

Why do you have to keep the club popular? Trying to figure it out before I buy.   

[CadillacBachelor]

1 hour ago, PetrolCB said:

- It’s a “Prairie”. It’s not THAT big of a deal. 

 

- Well, then turn off the mission coronas. 

 

- So what, use a helicopter. 

 

- You can’t just sit in the laptop chair and expect to not be idled out of the lobby. Go watch tv in your apartment during “Blow Up”.

-Would you please tell R* that for me? I have no clue why they chose the Prairie as being worthy of updates and more mod options. It's not that good of a car, but I like it. And hey, do you like your personal vehicles? What if they all of a sudden looked different and stayed that way for damn near a month now? It's a pretty big freaking deal, seeing as I put a lot of in-game money (earned in real-life time) into the car, including the spoiler that is by all evidence permanently screwed up.

 

Is it as bad as losing all of your progress in the game? No, but it still sucks and shouldn't happen, especially when there is no reason for it. Have you ever heard of a game feature being screwed up by an incoming update? Normally it's the update itself that FIXES a problem or causes new ones. The R* customer support was shocked when I explained it, and so is basically anyone else that knows about the problem.

 

-I thought I did at one point, remember there not being so much crap all around the in-game world. I'll have to check again, but not rushing to play this POS game.

 

-Okay, I'll call Merryweather and fly to the location, then do it again, and again. You're missing the point. It's just ANNOYING. Yeah, I could call Lester and steal one. But it's not that big of a deal. I just drive there and feel bored. Also, I don't own a helicopter in the game, and don't really feel like playing 300 missions to be able to afford one or buy a real-money shark card, thank you very much.

 

-Well, I was surfing the web on the iFruit phone in-game and it didn't boot me from the lobby, which is why I thought if my player is doing ANY TASK at all that the programmers made animations for, it would be cool. The whole bunker thing is annoying, which sailed over your head there.

 

-This thread is for BITCHING AND MOANING, so I don't know why you feel compelled to moan about my moaning.

 

I don't really give a sh*t about the game, and until my stupid f*cking "just a prairie" car is fixed, I'm not gonna play it much mostly because of this. I damn sure ain't going to give R* any real money on this stupid nightclub BS that most people here say is dogsh*t. That means I won't be able to enjoy any of it, seeing as it costs millions of in-game dollars to do jack sh*t in this game. To that thought I wish I didn't buy the bunker, as it seems equally as worthless "but so much fun"!

 

But sure, I'll take your advice. Time to go watch TV in-game and play "Blow Up" a thousand times so I can buy a stupid helicopter and therefore bitch + moan less in the thread designed for exactly that. If my car wasn't f*cked up I wouldn't even be here, annoying you, and giving you the thought to recommend Blow Up ideas and to generally be a dick about my gaming experience with GTA Online. Which is basically the same as you saying "buy one of these 50 stupid super cars made by R*", go drive a flying car in a stunt race, go do a heist with complete random idiots because my friends are too busy or grown up to play this garbage, go buy a nightclub, go buy a bunker, buy all these stupid Mad Max cars, buy a plane, buy an executive suite, buy buy buy-bitch please!

 

#itsjustaprairie

Edited August 22, 2018 by CadillacBachelor