Shenanigans thread

[Jammsbro]

Post your shenanigans. Pics welcome, videos better.

 

Let the stupidity commence.

 

I would greatly appreciate it if you went out of your way for stupidity. :]

 

 

 

[kcole4001]

"Hmmmm....yeah this looks like a good spot.....I'll just park right here....."

 

"People keep stealing the NOOSE van, maybe if it leave it here...."

 

"Ummm, yeah the valet service at the hotel is a little crude..."

 

"Man, with the price of fuel going up I gotta find some way to cut back on expenses..."

[fw3]

I just love everything about this topic! Thank you, Jammsbro! 

As for me, one of my shenanigans is to take photos of "hot babes."

 

[LL Cool L]

two friends

two cars

rocket volic ramp buggy

 

(spin/ flip and boost while airborne for better stunts...)

 

Id post a vid but im at work

[AUScowboy]

2 hours ago, fw3 said:

I just love everything about this topic! Thank you, Jammsbro! 

As for me, one of my shenanigans is to take photos of "hot babes."

 

Ouch, looks painful!

[FukNRekd]

 

Note @ 50 seconds, I was LOLing at NPC fireman getting run over by NPC driver then fireman pulling said driver out and killing them. Then noticed one of my crew members setting a sticky bomb on the firetruck (I didn't know what caused the explosion until I watched the video later )

 

Edited August 5, 2018 by FukNRekd

[kcole4001]

Great stuff Rekd!

i don't know how you got the 'bob to go under the freeway signs!

 

 

I tried your bagger dismount onto the truck trick once.

The bike clipped into the side of the truck and then blew up before I could get a car to bump it loose.

Lost the entire coke shipment.

I'd really caution anyone doing that on an MC sell mission.

 

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Here's today's shenanigans:

 

Parked the Akula in front of my club and went down the alley to go in, of course I almost immediately hear an npc slam into the helo. Typical.

I set up a popularity mission and this is what I see:

 

 

"That's not the way I left it!"

Had to steal a car to knock it free, of course that starts it smoking.....😬

Edited August 5, 2018 by kcole4001

[FukNRekd]

Thanks ! 

 

The bob actually touched the wheels on the freeway as it went under but yeah, it fits. I was paying too much attention to the car and didn't see the sign 'til it was too late to go over sooo...

 

I only tried that bagger dismount once. Couldn't believe how perfect that barrel roll dismount was.

 

Yeah, I noticed the NPCs LOVE to hit my freshly delivered buzzards. Bastids.

Edited August 5, 2018 by FukNRekd

[alkaline_]

ok this flippy thread motivates me to finish my flippy video finally!!! exactly my playstyle flappy jammsbro! great music choice too shobiedoo!!! hihihi will be back here!

[J-Scott-D]

 

[kcole4001]

22 minutes ago, FukNRekd said:

Thanks ! 

 

The bob actually touched the wheels on the freeway as it went under but yeah, it fits. I was paying too much attention to the car and didn't see the sign 'til it was too late to go over sooo...

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Oh, I have tried...and tried...it always ends up in flaming wreckage!  

 

 

All my best shenanigans never get recorded.

My favorite was at the end of a Dodo coke drop mission, I skidded the plane out of the water back onto the beach where it started, 'cause that's where I left my helo.

The plane stopped, I exited, but for some reason got that same bail out action, including parachute deploy, then the plane blew up! 🤣

I laughed for a couple of minutes, wish I had recorded it.

Edited August 5, 2018 by kcole4001

[senn]

9 minutes ago, kcole4001 said:

Oh, I have tried...and tried...it always ends up in flaming wreckage!  

build speed early so you can flatten out to go under them, try to come in at an angle that's not too extreme as the recovery arc on the cargobob is trash compared to the attack helos. The rest is just practice and finessing the controls

[kcole4001]

It's more a matter of timing.

I am always at the point where 2 or 3 more seconds and I get that car hooked (this is always during the police chase I/E job) but I leave it too late before pullng up.

I'm right on top of the car so there's no room to go under.

I got it once just before it was too late, pulled up hard, smashed the car between the sign and the 'bob, but it only did around $3250 damage, so I called Lester and made off for the warehouse.

 

I just pull up about 5 seconds before reaching the sign now an try to line it up again.

Edited August 5, 2018 by kcole4001

[Arrows to Athens]

 

I've posted this before, but I just can't get enough of it.

Edited August 5, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[MaddenedGhost]

Shenanigaaaans yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

You probably don't want to know how I ended up here...

 

Pacific Standard in a BUS!

 

I was bored ...

 

Me and some friends took a bunch of police cars and went after the one other random that was in the lobby.

 

Edited August 5, 2018 by The-Ghost

[FukNRekd]

31 minutes ago, The-Ghost said:

Me and some friends took a bunch of police cars and went after the one other random that was in the lobby.

 

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHahahahahalololololololololjajajajajajajajajajaja yadick!

[Mach1bud]

Did something similar with Futos back in '14 right after NG released. Was doing a Futo only racing event, once the playlist was over we were all dumped into the same session, along with a few randoms. One rando decided to kill a crewmate.

 

20+ colorful Futos with high pitched horns screaming all converging on one person, just constantly making them into roadkill.

 

Good memories.

[Agent 14]

I had a car i had to find to bring to the night club I defended myself for about 5 mins trying to make it to my club when I did i encountered a bug that prevented me from taking the car inside so I defended it for four more minutes while i kept figuring out how to bring it in by driving away and returning. I gave up on it and let someone who was desperately trying to kill me have it and he was able to successfully bring it to his club. Yeah the salt level were over 9,000 on this one. I admit lol

[FlacidJack]

Got 5 stars, had a epic fight to the train, failed to jump on train and got smushed, so depressing... it's ok i'll wait for the next one...

 

The first time I took out the beast we had a good night but she never called me back...

 

Edited August 5, 2018 by FlacidJack

[MaddenedGhost]

1 hour ago, FukNRekd said:

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHahahahahalololololololololjajajajajajajajajajaja yadick!

That was him in red.

 

 

He just took a bike and did wheelies when he realized that we were messing around and not actually looking to kill him LMAO.

[MaddenedGhost]

Friend got us all inside a Bombushka and then he decided to open the gate and activate the boost; this was New Year's Eve

 

 

Sorry for the double post, I was expecting it to merge into the first one.

 

Edited August 5, 2018 by The-Ghost

[Der Süden]

Ah it's time to bring out my Merryweather helicopter video again. *blows dust off*

 

 

[FukNRekd]

17 minutes ago, The-Ghost said:

 

That was him in red.

 

He just took a bike and did wheelies when he realized that we were messing around and not actually looking to kill him LMAO.

 

5 minutes ago, The-Ghost said:

Friend got us all inside a Bombushka and then he decided to open the gate and activate the boost; this was New Year's Eve

 

 

 

Sorry for the double post, I was expecting it to merge into the first one.

 

zOMG /tears/

 

 

1 minute ago, Der Norden said:

Ah it's time to bring out my Merryweather helicopter video again. *blows dust off*

 

 

Buaaaaaaahahahahaha! Karma is bitch. And it spelled HAHA mother f*cker!!

[livejoker]

~~Working at the car wash, oh woah oh oh oh!~~
 

~~At the car wash!~~

Edited August 6, 2018 by livejoker

[SinZer0s]

This is a classic accident

 

[senn]

2 minutes ago, Darkshadows said:

This is a classic accident

ugh I hate when it doesn't let you deploy your reserve for "reasons"

[Verbal Soze]

Shenanigans? Hmm oh yeahhh!!

The birth proccess of the new corvette, is showcased in the game

 

[justinlynch3]

I shouldn't expect any different really.

 

So this happened.

 

Under the bridge

 

Sometimes old toys are still the best.

 

Just the kick in the butt that I needed.

 

Thanks crew mate, the help is appreciated.

 

I swear I'm better off just going fast lol

 

Even in GTA you don't see that every day.

 

[Verstappen]

[rockstar legend]

19 hours ago, Der Norden said:

Ah it's time to bring out my Merryweather helicopter video again. *blows dust off*

 

 

 

now this is pure comedy , great vid