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Need to be able to pick up a girl in the club.

Smokewood

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Smokewood

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A friend of mine who has never played GTA was at my house yesterday and I showed him my nightclub. The very first thing he asked was "Can you hook up with a girl?"

 

It's just so obvious. We need a pick up mini-game.

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RyuNova

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Because the media would have a f*cking field day.

"Disgusting GTA Online update allows males players to sexually assault and abuse vulnerable drunk women in game."

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Smokewood

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1 minute ago, RyuNova said:

Because the media would have a f*cking field day.

"Disgusting GTA Online update allows males players to sexually assault and abuse vulnerable drunk women in game."

Nevermind the drugged out whore on the corner selling herself for dope, but hey that willing participant is bad!

no way...

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Lonely-Martin

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Would be cool if we can bring the strippers in after getting their numbers.

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30 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

Because the media would have a f*cking field day.

"Disgusting GTA Online update allows males players to sexually assault and abuse vulnerable drunk women in game."

😭😭😭 TOO REAL.

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K-Rocker

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25 minutes ago, KWF1981 said:

Would be cool if we can bring the strippers in after getting their numbers.

I tried that the other night at the local body shop and got 10 numbers. One more didget and it would have been a whole phone number!

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Rafae

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that's the very first thing he asked you? tell him he should get out more 

 

you too for that matter 

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wei wei

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Just now, Smokewood said:

A friend of mine who has never played GTA was at my house yesterday and I showed him my nightclub. The very first thing he asked was "Can you hook up with a girl?"

 

It's just so obvious. We need a pick up mini-game.

... tell your buddy to create a new account on Second Life. he can pick up all the women he wants. :pp

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Smokewood

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2 minutes ago, wei wei said:

... tell your buddy to create a new account on Second Life. he can pick up all the women he wants. :pp

How is that relative to this conversation?

 

29 minutes ago, Rafae said:

that's the very first thing he asked you? tell him he should get out more 

 

you too for that matter 

lol I'm a 48 year old married man. My clubbing days are OVER!

However, and the point is, picking up a girl in the club was always something that was great, until the tequila wore off at least! 

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Shadowfennekin

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It should have had that part of TBoGT

I mean our characters are still single... I just say my character is still in the criminal life after 5 years as he can't find somebody that makes him whole, and he feels empty inside. Similar to me...

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K-Rocker

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7 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

How is that relative to this conversation?

 

lol I'm a 48 year old married man. My clubbing days are OVER!

However, and the point is, picking up a girl in the club was always something that was great, until the tequila wore off at least! 

...or the speed-penis kicked in.

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wei wei

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Just now, Smokewood said:

How is that relative to this conversation?

 

... did your friend not ask you "can you hook up with a girl?" in a video game? Second Life is a video game/ online community where you could basically hook up with a girl(if that's what you wanted). it is relative to this conversation, because you're friend showed interest in hooking up.

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Smokewood

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3 minutes ago, wei wei said:

... did your friend not ask you "can you hook up with a girl?" in a video game? Second Life is a video game/ online community where you could basically hook up with a girl(if that's what you wanted). it is relative to this conversation, because you're friend showed interest in hooking up.

He was curious about how the club worked in game. He wasn't showing interest in hooking up, he was curious about game design.

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Dutchling

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Idk seems like a useless feature as I’m sure no one would use it more than once.

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Smokewood

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1 minute ago, Dutchling said:

Idk seems like a useless feature as I’m sure no one would use it more than once.

You mean like hookers, the strip club, the tennis courts, and arm wrestling ?

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wizooord

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Sorry can't let you objectify our female code now

 

You can rub against the bouncer at the back of the dance floor to hear him repeat "What-the-hell-ever..." over and over if that's your thing tho

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Dutchling

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5 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

You mean like hookers, the strip club, the tennis courts, and arm wrestling ?

Exactly. All useless garbage TO ME. My opinion of it

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Non Funkable Token

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Our characters are mute so they can't say oye mami, follow me

 

Sad story.

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Solid Scorpion

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^ No one would be able to hear them talk over the music anyways.

Use sign language instead.

The  "Dock" and "Air thrust" emotes should get the point across, with mixed results.

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