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REXX

The "I'm So Badass" Thread

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REXX

THE "I'M SO BADASS" THREAD

 

Okey dokey, so its been quite a bit since I last created a thread, so its time for another. As usual, keeping it fun for a few laughs :D

 

The idea of this thread is for showing off your badass-ness (dat werd even exist bruh?), your dangerous on-edge life in the GTA Online universe - whether you actually or do it, or came up with it for fun. Maybe its something quite tricky to do, or perhaps something completely absurd? What ever it may be, here are two examples; one being something possible in GTA Online and the other not so possible; beginning with a simple "I'm so badass...":

 

I'm so badass, I only smoke Redwoods... when my health bar is red.

 

I'm so badass, I walked around San Andreas twice in a full lobby with Passive Mode disabled... backwards.

 

So yeah, basically "I'm so badass, bla bla bla... bla bla bla" 😛 To begin, I'll post two of my own:

 

- I'm so badass, I eat snacks... when my health bar is full.

 

- I'm so badass, I use night vision during the day.

 

Hopefully you all got the general idea and that I explained it properly 😛 LooLook forward to reading how badass you all are!

 

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HamwithCheese

I'm so badass, I dress like a normal human being.

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Fatsanchez

Im so badass, I can receive a drop of cluster bombs and just walk away :D

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FlacidJack

I'm so badass, when my warehouse is full I blow up my own crates instead of selling them.

I'm so badass I never look when I blow up my own crates.

No I'm so badass I have never used the stealth on my Akula.

No no I'm so badass I get 5 stars just to have cops escort me around (k that one's true, keeps the lock ons busy).

I'm so badass I shoplift my assistants snacks even though they're free.

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CarimboHanky

im so badass, that i robbed a store with a snow ball!

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Spinethetic

I'm so badass, I go out of my way to set bounties, send a mugger, and send mercs on troll modders.

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FukNRekd

I'm so badass I don't wear shoes.

 

I'm so badass I kilt a level 7906. Twice. And got some sweet collateral damage on an NPC LEO at the same time.

 

 

Edited by FukNRekd

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xwinkx_girlYakuza

I'm so badass, I drop cars on people instead of bombs.

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whywontyoulisten

I'm so badass I kicked a hooker out of my car in Rockford Hills and followed her on foot to Paleto Bay.

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IceDree

I'm so bad ass I drive a Windsor Drop during police chases.

 

I'm so bad ass I can karate chop a Karin Snipe & split it in half.

 

😎

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deadx23

I'm so badass 

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Quinn_flower

im so badass that i aint scared to call r* out on their bs everytime.

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PaeganLoveSong

I'm so badass that Channel X is too pop for me

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Pedinhuh

I'm so badass that I deliver I/E cars with the Bombushka. 

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Maddened_Ghost

I am so badass I killed someone with a helicopter that had sticky bombs on it.

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TheSadisticOwl

I'm so badass that I don't even wear masks to hide my badassery, except for the unicorn mask because that one is the ultimate badass mask that only a badass wears.

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gtafan26

I am so badass, I read threads created by Rexx

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BadaBing_1996

I am so badass, I literally can't die during the Pac Standard shootout.

 

The route I take is 100% fool-proof.

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thepiebaker

I'm so badass when someone aims the orbital canon at me the lobby is notified that the orbital canon took the easy way out.

Edited by thepiebaker
Autocorrect thinks it knows better

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Verbal Soze

I'm so badass i only use passive mode while in freeroam 

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III-Ari-III

I'm so badass that rockstar banned me for no specific reason being level 780 with over 3000 hours into the game.. I guess i was too badass for them and they wanted me out.

 

P.S: It's a true story, i'm waiting the month to play again with everything reset.. of course i won't play like before.. much more lightly, but well.. it is what it is..

Of course they didn't restore my account, sending me that stupid automatic message everyone gets..

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Voodoo-Hendrix

I'm so badass that I use a Sultan RS for Stunt Races and win.

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TheRipperOfLagoZancudo

I'm so badass that I was able to ward off a Nokota trying to blow up my slow ass truck with flares and get a motorcycle off my tail trying to blow up my special cargo AT THE SAME TIME

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Sky_Light12

I'm so badass i was once able to weave my plane/heli at Pylon towers in last seconds, at night while having poor eyesight

Edited by Sky_Light12

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IamCourtney

My ass is so bad I pray for a new one in every shipment of Animal Materials.

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Volganor
3 hours ago, PaeganLoveSong said:

I'm so badass that Channel X is too pop for me

We have a thread winner already. :lol: Same for me, actually, Paegan, haha. 

 

I'm so badass that Lester calls me to get himself rid of cops. 

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thepiebaker

I'm so badass I passive kamikazed a player with a helicopter from a mile away while in a CEO office.

 

(Flying over vinewood hills, madrazos house got invite to an office/org 2x associate week. Closest guy was at the vinewood theater. When I loaded in the office I got credit for a kill)

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Red Lynx 23

I'm so badass H20 Delirious ran past me in a public lobby, and made him go passive with free aim snowballs being lobbed at him.

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Big Molio

I’m so badass that I bunny hop the BMX onto rampaging Khanjalis

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Fox in a Box

I'm so badass I endure I/E without a Cargobob, too much of a tight git with my money. 😛

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