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ThatKyloRenGuy

GTA V: Rewritten (ThatBenGuy's version)

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PROLOGUE
Ludendorff, North Yankton, 2004

Michael Townley, Trevor Philips, and Brad Snider were robbing a bank, wearing ski masks, duffel bags, gloves, coats, boots, and cargo pants and carrying assault rifles. Michael dialed the detonation number while Trevor and Brad held off hostages. As soon as the wall blew up, Michael, Trevor, and Brad went in, putting all kinds of cash into their duffel bags. As Michael was the last to walk out, a security guard trapped him and put a gun to his head. Trevor shot the security guard then Michael said "What the f*ck, Trevor? You almost killed me!" Trevor responded with "Come on! There'll be time for grieving later!" Brad planted the explosives on the wall to make an exit way. The police showed up and Michael, Trevor, and Brad held them off. "Whoever snitched is so f*cking dead!" said Michael. "F*ck the cops!" said Brad. After the shootout, they walked to their getaway car but not before being stopped by another police car. Trevor shot it a whole bunch and it exploded. "Coast is clear!" said Trevor. All three of them got to the end and hopped in the car of their getaway driver named Martin Crowley, who said "What took you so long?" "Shut the f*ck up and drive!" shouted Trevor. Brad, Michael, and Trevor were laughing and talking about their heist while Martin began driving away from the cops. Martin was shot in the head by one cop. Michael shoved his corpse out of the car while saying "That guy was a d*ck!" "F*ck you too!" shouted Michael as he crashed into the cop car and it crashed into a tree. "It's the f*cking feds!" shouted Trevor. An FIB cruiser slammed into the car, driving it off road and into the water. Michael, Trevor, and Brad all hopped out. "Alright! Just stick to the plan and it'll be over with before we know it!" said Michael. "How about we-" said Brad. Michael interrupted with "Stick to the f*cking plan!" An FIB agent named Dave Norton shot Michael and Brad. "F*ck! You two made too much noise!" shouted Trevor. Trevor stole Dave Norton's FIB cruiser. Dave and the FIB began chasing after him. Michael was standing behind a tree by a cemetery while Dave was standing by another. Both were wearing black jackets, pants, shoes, and beanies, and smoking cigarettes. Trevor, Lester, Amanda, Jimmy, Tracey, Michael's parents, Amanda's parents, and Amanda's sister all stood by as a priest was saying a prayer for Michael. Lester put his hand on Trevor's right shoulder and asked "How's Brad doing?" Trevor answered with "He's in the hospital, the nurse said he'd be back in a week". Michael and Dave simultaneously threw down their cigarettes and walked away.

Edited by ThatBenGuy

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Thank you for submitting this in your own topic, I am sorry that I flipped the f*ck out on you (I'm literally Michael minus the family and the money.) I am also sorry that all your posts in my topic were deleted. My story will be updated soon, as you have made it known that you like my work, and agree with me that R* could've done more with GTA V. If there's anything you need help with, let me know. ~ Wacky

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23 minutes ago, Wackyshrek said:

Thank you for submitting this in your own topic, I am sorry that I flipped the f*ck out on you (I'm literally Michael minus the family and the money.) I am also sorry that all your posts in my topic were deleted. My story will be updated soon, as you have made it known that you like my work, and agree with me that R* could've done more with GTA V. If there's anything you need help with, let me know. ~ Wacky

Your apology is accepted and I actually didn’t know or read what you even said, lol. You are also very welcome.

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Just now, ThatBenGuy said:

Your apology is accepted and I actually didn’t know or read what you even said, lol. You are also very welcome.

Basically think about Michael's rant at the tennis coach in "Marriage Counseling" while Franklin's attaching the winch to the deck. That's what I said. 

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FRANKLIN AND LAMAR

New character unlocked: Franklin Clinton

9 years later in September 2013, Michael is sitting in an office with his psychiatrist named Dr. Isaiah Friedlander, wearing a grey suit. “It’s so f*cking hard, doc!” said Michael. “Well, Michael, it’s only gonna be harder on yourself if you don’t start helping yourself like you’ve been refusing for the past 8 years”. A loud engine sound is heard outside. The scene cuts to outside of the doctor’s office window. Lamar Davis was speeding off by Vespucci Beach with Franklin sitting in shotgun. Franklin and Lamar got to the car dealership of their boss, Simeon Yetarian. Simeon looked at them and said “You guys come over here right now! This neo-Nazi racist bastard insulted me!” Lamar walked up to Jimmy and said “Calling people n*ggas, eh? Insult my foreign manager again and I’ll insult your corpse!” said Lamar. Jimmy flipped off Lamar and got in the car. Simeon said “I’ll see you two later! I’m dealing with a customer right now!” Lamar said to Franklin “See ya n*gga, I gotta get back to my crib!” Franklin said “Peace!” then got in his car and drove back to his house.

 

COMPLICATIONS

Franklin walked into his house and changed into a white tank top, sweatpants, and adidas sneakers. He then walked into the kitchen and poured a bowl of milk and Fruit Loops. After finishing off a bowl of Fruit Loops, his health went back up. He got a call from Simeon, who told him, he’d give him a raise if he helped repossess a car that Jimmy stole. He told him that it was in Rockford Hills. Franklin accepted it and called the Downtown Cab Company but they had no available taxis. Franklin called Lamar to give him a ride and Lamar agreed to. Franklin hopped in Lamar’s van and was driven to Rockford Hills. Lamar dropped him off and drove away. He snuck into the backyard and looked to his left where he saw the same car from earlier. Thankfully, the garage was open. Franklin got into it and zoomed out at full speed. As soon as he was near Simeon’s dealership, Michael popped out with a gun to his head and said “You can never successfully rob a rich white American!” “I gotta get my dollar for repoing this car!” said Franklin. “Ok then, show me where your boss is” said Michael. “Right up here, man!” said Franklin. “Smash through the f*cking window!” said Michael. “Are you f*cking serious?” said Franklin. “Do I look like a f*cking joke to you?” said Michael. “They don’t pay me enough to deal with this sh*t!” said Franklin. He rammed through the window with the car then Michael jumped out, shouting “You f*cking asshole!” “Franklin! I can’t believe you’d just bite the hand that feeds you like that!” said Simeon. Michael handed Franklin some money then told him to go. Franklin did so. Michael then made Simeon get down on his knees and put the pistol right at his head. “Wrong choice, motherf*cker!” said Michael. He pulled the trigger. As Simeon laid dead, Michael pulled out his cigarette lighter, burning down the dealership and walking out as it turned to ashes and exploding cars. *Switching available between Michael and Franklin* Franklin shouted to Michael “Now how am I gonna make money?” “I’m your new boss. I’ll call ya when I need ya!” said Michael.

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CHOP

Franklin called Lamar, telling him “Lamar, dog! Our dealership just got burned to the ground by some crazy white dude!” Lamar said “Are you for real, n*gga? Meet me in the hood. We gotta figure something out!” Franklin called a taxi and it drove him to Lamar’s house. Franklin got out, paid the taxi driver, and walked up to Lamar and his dog named Chop. “How on Earth are we gonna make money now?” said Lamar. “Well, that crazy white dude suggested being my mentor” said Franklin. “I got a better idea, you drive my van! Come on Chop!” said Lamar. Franklin took the wheel as Chop sat in the trunk and Lamar sat in shotgun. Franklin drove as instructed by Lamar to meet with D, a Grove Street Families member, turned Balla. “Like we need to piss off the Ballas anymore? Sh*t, I’d rather being the student of that rich crazy white dude!” said Franklin. As soon as Franklin and Lamar got out of the van, they put on dew rags over their faces and pointed guns at D, telling him to give him his money. “I ain’t giving either of you, sh*t!” said D. He drove away in his car. “Snitching huh? We’re gonna make you wish you never defected!” shouted Lamar. Franklin and Lamar hopped back in the van, with Franklin chasing D until he was told by Lamar to get out with Chop. Chop used his canine sense of smell to track D. He began barking as Franklin fought off the other Ballas. Chop finally pinned down D. D shouted “F*ck you and your stupid dog!” Franklin dragged D to the van and Chop got in the trunk with him. Franklin drove Lamar, Chop, and D back to Lamar’s house. Along the way, D shouted “I knew it was you before you took off the mask, Lamar! You’ve always been a dumb fool!” He also kept telling Lamar to keep Chop away from him as Chop was growling at him. Once there, Lamar gave Chop to Franklin as his reward. Lamar told D he was gonna “straighten him out” and took him to his house by the back of his neck.

 

FATHER/SON

Franklin got a call from Michael, who told him to meet him at his house. “Aight dog, I’ll be there!” said Franklin. Franklin got in his own car in his nearby house and drove to Michael’s house. Michael was laying down in a lounge chair, drinking a beer and wearing a swim shirt and swim trunks. As Franklin showed up, they introduced themselves. Just as they shook hands, Michael got a call from Jimmy, who said Michael’s boat got stolen. “Sh*t! I’ll be right there!” said Michael. He got in his car and Franklin sat in shotgun, saying “I’ll help you out, homie!” As Michael drove off, he said “Hey, I ain’t your homie. I’m the one you wanna impress! Let’s save the talking for later. For now, I’ve got a boat to catch!” Once Michael found the truck and stolen boat, he told Franklin to hop on it. Jimmy was hanging off the edge and Michael caught him in his car. Franklin took out the main thieves then hopped back in the car. The thieves got away. “My f*cking boat!” said Michael. “It’s just a thing. At least you’ve still got your son!” said Jimmy. “You yacht for real?” said Franklin. “Na, I just like looking at that baby, I’ve got to get you both back home. Franklin, I think you’ve seen enough for today. I’ll call you later. As for you, Jimmy, you are in deep trouble!” said Michael. “Ok, I screwed up! I’m sorry, but all I want to do is impress you! All you seem to ever do is daydream or get angry” said Jimmy. “Listen, Jimmy, I love you but you’re an asshole! If you really wanna impress me, why don’t you help the poor or disabled instead of playing video games, watching porn, and smoking dope all day?” said Michael. Once Michael got Franklin and Jimmy back to the house, he paid Franklin and said “You’ve done good, Franklin. Catch you later!” Franklin left after giving a farewell. Jimmy said “Great, now you’re mentoring the home invader! As if you’re any better than me!” then walked inside, slamming the door.

Edited by ThatBenGuy

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THE LONG STRETCH

Franklin went back to his house and noticed Lamar hanging out with D and Stretch in his frontward. Franklin said “Lamar! What are you doing, hanging out with both the traitor and Stretch?” “Well, excuse me, n*gga, but perhaps me and D redeemed ourselves!” said Stretch. Franklin, Stretch, and D all got into a fight. Lamar said “Come on, you guys are acting like girls!” “I recruited some new members. Drive us there, Franklin” said D. Lamar, Stretch, and D hopped in the car and Franklin drove them to an old building as instructed by D. The four of them got out of the car and walked upstairs. Lamar, Stretch, and D began shaking hands with new Grove Street Families members. Franklin looked out the window and warned them about Ballas coming. Lamar and Stretch just then discovered that D was really trying to ambush them the whole time. Stretch shot D then Franklin and Lamar finished off the rest. Franklin, Lamar, and Stretch fought off Ballas coming downstairs and Franklin got in his car. Once Lamar and Stretch hopped in, Franklin took off as the cops were on their tail. Franklin lost the cops then Lamar told him to drive him and Stretch back to Lamar’s house. Lamar apologized and Franklin said “It’s alright, just watch your head next time, okay?” said Franklin. Lamar and Stretch got out once Franklin stopped to let them out at Lamar’s house.

 

MARRIAGE COUNSELING

It was really late at night and Franklin got a call from Michael, who said “Franklin, come ASAP! This is URGENT!” Franklin told him he’d be there, hung up, and drove his car to Michael’s house. Once he got there, he got out of his car. Amanda shouted at Michael “Please! Just don’t kill him!” as Michael stormed out of the house. Michael got in Franklin’s car and as Franklin began driving, he said “What seems to be the problem?” “My wife Amanda, she’s been cheating on me for her tennis coach!” Franklin ended up losing the tennis coach named Kyle Chavis after chasing him. Michael said “Don’t worry, I know about where he lives”. Franklin drove up to the hills and eventually, Michael said “Here’s the spot! I’ve got a rope”. “You can’t be serious!” said Franklin. As he tied the rope from Michael’s car to the balcony, Kyle said “Michael, why don’t we just let bygones be bygones?” “No way man! I’m gonna show you what it’s like when someone f*cks with your sh*t!” said Michael. Franklin got back in the car with Michael and pulled down the balcony. After leaving the area, Michael got a call from Kyle, who told him “That house doesn’t even belong to me. It belongs to Martin Madrazo!” Martin Madrazo took the phone and said “I’m sending my men after you!” “Sh*t! Not the Madrazo Cartel! You’re gonna have to speed it up, Franklin!” said Michael. Franklin brought Michael back to his house, really fast with members of the Madrazo Cartel chasing them. Michael and Franklin got out of the car only for Martin to show up alongside his men. Martin whacked Michael with a baseball bat, spit on him, and told him that if he didn’t pay him back, it would be the end of his family, including his parents and in-laws. He then drove away with his men following him. Franklin helped Michael up. Michael said “Thanks Franklin”. “Sure thing, dog! I’m always happy to help you out when you need it!” said Franklin. He walked away.

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DADDY’S LITTLE GIRL

Michael was sitting on the sofa, watching a movie and eating popcorn. Jimmy was heard all the way from upstairs, talking disrespectful about him while playing a video game. Michael smashed the television while saying “F*ck you!” “Dad! You just smashed my f*cking TV!” said Jimmy. “You don’t talk sh*t about me like that, you hear me?” said Michael. “I mean, why don’t we do normal father and son stuff like taking a bike ride out on Vespucci Beach?” asked Jimmy. “Fine!” sighed Michael. Michael walked outside with Jimmy and got in the car with him. As he began driving, he said “Ya know, Jimmy, when I was your age, I didn’t have the same opportunities”. “I know, I know. You lived on a farm in North Yankton” said Jimmy. “When I first met Trevor, Lester, Brad, and Martin, sh*t, neither of my parents tolerated a single one of them! Every time any of them would show up, it would put them both in a bad mood for the rest of the day. Neither did your mom’s parents once I was married to your mom, but they never really liked me either. Trust me, Jimmy, you’ve always had it easy compared to me”. Once they got to Vespucci Beach, they went to the bike rental and raced each other. “If I win, you gotta buy me a new TV!” said Jimmy. “Ok, but if I win, you gotta do something with your life!” said Michael. “Deal!” said Jimmy. Michael beat him to the pier. “Well, kid, looks like you’re buying yourself a new TV!” said Michael. Jimmy pouted as Michael said “Come on, we’re having fun!” Jimmy said “You wouldn’t know fun if it sat right on your face!” “Like what?” said Michael. “Like Tracey is having out on that boat over there!” said Jimmy as he pointed to a boat. “Oh, so that’s why you brought me out here! You f*ck!” said Michael. He jumped into the ocean, swam to the boat, said “Party’s over!”, took Tracey on a jet ski, and escaped with her. “You ruined my life!” said Tracey. “No, I saved it! Who was on that boat?” asked Michael. “Oh, celebrities, possibly even some drug dealers” said Tracey. Michael got to the shore of Vespucci Beach, meeting Jimmy. Michael and Tracey got off and Tracey shouted “Jimmy! You f*cking snitch!” Jimmy and Tracey got into an argument and walked away from Michael as he tried to intercept. “Seriously, I need a cigarette break from this!” said Michael.

 

PERFUME STORE

As Michael finished off his cigarette while standing at the pier, he threw it into the ocean and got a call from Amanda. She said “My sister, Candace, is in trouble. She walked out of a store with unpurchased perfume”. “I’ll do anything I can for your family. It’s a shame you can’t do anything for mine” said Michael. He hung up. Michael called a taxi to take him to the perfume store. Once they did, he got out and paid them. As they drove away, Michael stole a police car with Candace in it. “Michael! You’re only coming to make the situation even worse aren’t you?” “Don’t worry! I know exactly what I’m doing!” said Michael. Once Michael lost the cops, Candace said “Now drive me back to my house. Michael, seriously, you almost got me killed!” “Well, don’t b*tch at me about it! B*tch at Amanda, she was the one who set me up to this!” said Michael. “I’ll call her, but first, take me home” said Candace. Michael dropped her off at her house then Candace said “Now get going, Michael. That cop car can’t stay in my driveway!” She got out of the car and walked inside her house.

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MR. AND MRS. DE SANTA

Michael got a call from his father, Richard De Santa, who told him, “Son, come to our house as soon as you can. Your mother is so sick, she can’t cook me any meals!” “Alright. I’ll bring my new student too!” said Michael. “A new student? You better be a schoolteacher instead of something you were nine years ago!” said Richard De Santa. He then hung up and Michael got in his car and called Franklin as he was driving, saying “Hey Franklin, I want you to meet my parents. They live a few doors down from me in Rockford Hills!” “Oh, I’d love to see more of your interesting family, dog. I’ll be right there as soon as I can!” said Franklin. He hung up and as soon as Michael got to the house of his parents, Richard and Rebecca, he got out and knocked on the door. Franklin pulled up and got out of his car, walking right behind Michael. The door opened and Richard said “Come on”. Richard stared at Franklin as he and Michael walked inside and sat down in the living room. “The name’s Franklin Clinton and I’m a native of here in Los Santos!” said Franklin. Richard said to Michael “Son, first Trevor, Lester, Brad, and Martin, now this guy? Just when I thought you were coming clean after nine years! You’re 55 years old! This sh*t you’ve been doing has GOT to end with you!”  “Trevor, Lester, Brad, and Martin? Who the f*ck are they?” said Franklin. “Don’t worry about it, Franklin!” said Michael. “My son’s old friends who he met 32 years ago and I couldn’t stand a single one of them!” said Richard. “So what do you want me here for this time, dad?” said Michael. “Your mother is in bed and she’s sick. I want you and your new friend to go to the drugstore and get her the medication she needs!” said Richard. “It’s a sitch!” said Michael. Michael hopped in Franklin’s car with Franklin driving. On the way to the drugstore, Michael said “Franklin, I have NOT been having good luck with my family here lately”. “I know, your son got your boat stolen, and your wife cheated on you” said Franklin. “Not only that but I also had save my sister-in-law from the cops and save my daughter from some freaks on a boat, and now this!” said Michael. “Well, why didn’t you call me to help with those other two scenarios? I would’ve helped you out!” said Franklin. “Eh, I thought you had seen enough” said Michael. Once at the drug store, an Irish mobster was seen having the Indian owner. “Aw sh*t! Looks like it’s been robbed” said Michael. “Perhaps that dude over there has the medicine. Let’s try acting as his getaway driver!” said Franklin. “If you insist, let’s just hope he doesn’t shoot us!” said Michael. Franklin got out of his car and said “Yo! We’ve got a getaway vehicle!” “Awesome! I’m in and I’ve got some medicine!” said the robber. He ran to Franklin’s car and hopped in the back. Franklin got back in the car and after losing the cops, he said “So what’s your name, man?” “Patrick McReary, but you can just call me Packie. This is my first time ever being in Los Santos!” answered the robber. “My name is Michael and this is my student, Franklin. I’m glad you’ve got the medicine. My mom needs it”. As Franklin drove Michael back to his parents’ house, Michael told Packie “I’d stay in my car if I were you when I give my mom the medicine. My dad doesn’t like me doing funny business”. “Even though I grew up in the McReary crime family, I can still feel your pain, bro. I have an older brother whose a cop in Liberty City” said Packie. Once Michael got back to his parents’ house, he took the medicine from Packie and told Franklin to drive Packie back to wherever he needs to be. Michael and Packie also agreed to stay in touch. Michael got out of the car as Franklin drove off. He knocked on the door and as Richard opened it, Michael gave him the medicine. “I’m glad to see your friend not here, but don’t think I’m keeping him a secret from your mom once she’s better!” He then closed the door after taking the medicine.

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JOB IN A SACK

Michael got a call from Amanda’s mother named Victoria. “Listen, I just had issues with all of my family members except you guys. Hopefully, it’s sometihing light this time!” said Michael. “Amanda just told me to call you. Both of us apparently got a text from Cluckin Bell where my husband, John, is the janitor. He fell asleep on the job and he needs your help because he’s both injured and fired” said Victoria. “Fine! I’ll be there!” said Michael. He hung up then said to himself “How much sh*t am I expected to deal with?” He got to his car and on the way to Cluckin Bell, he called Dr. Friedlander, saying “Doc, I need to see you after I pull another favor for one of my family members”. “Ok. See me as soon as that favor is done first” said Dr. Friedlander. Michael hung up then got out of his car at Cluckin Bell. He walked in and said “Where’s your janitor?” “He’s getting fired in the backroom” answered the cashier. “Well I need to have a word with the manager as I’m his son-in-law!” said Michael. “Sorry, but only employees are allowed back there” said the clerk. “Oh, f*ck that sh*t! I’ve gone through enough with my family in just a matter of a few days!” said Michael. He stomped with fists clenched all the way to the backroom. “Michael?” said John. “Listen, here, manager. If you don’t want your ass to be kicked, I suggest you leave my father-in-law alone! Come on, John, we’re out of here!” said Michael. John got up and as he and Michael were running out of Cluckin Bell, the manager shouted “Hold it right there!” as he got out of the restaraunt after them. Michael turned around and said “I don’t need to hold on! F*ck you!” and knocked him unconscious. He got in the car with John and as they were leaving, John said “Jeez Michael! I hadn’t seen you that pissed off in nine years!” “Yeah, well it just comes to show ya, no one f*cks with my family and gets away with it!” said Michael. “Drive me back to my house!” said John. “Where else would I be taking you? I’m not that Trevor maniac from nine years ago” said Michael. “Oh, I try to forget about that lunatic as much as I can!” said John. Michael dropped John off at Victoria’s house and they thanked him. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to see my psychiatrist!” said Michael. Michael got back in his car and drove to Dr. Friedlander’s office. “So how have things been with your family, Michael?” asked Dr. Friedlander as Michael came in and sat down. “Two words: f*cking terrible. I lost my boat all because of my dumbass son and now, I’ve got to pay off a Mexican drug lord by the name of Martin Madrazo after I pulled down his house when my wife was cheating on me. I would’ve had it all done had it not been for my daughter meeting creepers on a boat, my sister-in-law almost getting arrested, my mother getting sick, and my father-in-law getting fired from his job, all getting in the way!” said Michael. “Any sexual behaviors?” asked Dr. Friedlander. “None. However, I’ve still been smoking Redwood cigarettes because I need them badly!” said Michael. “I’m glad to hear the first part” said Dr. Friedlander. “Ya know what, Doc? I think I’m gonna turn my life around with my family right now. Come to think of it, the only problem facing me is paying back Martin Madrazo. Other than that, no more worries and once I pay the man back, no more worries at all!” said Michael. “Sounds like a plan to me! Just don’t do anything stupid to pay back this man!” said Dr. Friedlander. “I’ll try not to! See ya!” said Michael. He left Dr. Friedlander’s office.

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THE JEWELRY STORE HEIST

Lester gave Michael a call. “Lester! My old friend! How’s it been?” said Michael. “I just wanted to say that I’m living in Los Santos, just like you! I live in El Burrow Heights. Stop by if you need me” said Lester. He hung up. Michael got in his car and drove to Lester’s house. He got out, walked up to his doorstep, and knocked on the door. Lester let him in and said “Come in and sit down, Michael”. Michael sat down and stretched. “What seems to be the problem?” asked Lester. “Well, where do I even begin? I’ve been having more problems than usual with my family, but that’s not important. The important part is that I pulled down the balcony of Martin Madrazo, possibly the most powerful drug cartel boss in Los Santos. I need to pay that man back big time and I can’t stall anymore!” said Michael. “I know a jewelry store called Vangelico. Its located in Rockford Hills, but first, we need to plan this one out. First are you gonna choose to go in smart and quiet or loud and dumb?” said Lester. Michael chose the second option. “Now we’ve got three people to hire for this job. Who are they gonna be?” said Lester. Michael chose Patrick McReary, Eddie Toh, and Gustavo Mota. “At least you picked your people wisely” said Lester. “I know one more-he’s my new student named Franklin Clinton” said Michael. “I don’t work with amateurs!” said Lester. “He’s no amateur. He’s really good!” said Michael. “If you say so. Alright, we’ll need a police van with carbine rifles in it. You go get that while I call in the four guys!” said Lester. “Will do!” said Michael. Michael found a police van on the streets so he stole it and as soon as he lost the cops, he called Lester saying “I’ve got the van!” “And I’ve got all four people. They’re already here and waiting for you!” said Lester. Michael drove back to Lester’s house. He got out and walked in while saying “Alright! We all know why we’re here! I’ve got a psychotic Mexican motherf*cker who I’ve got to pay off so we’re robbing a jewelry store in Rockford Hills called Vangelico. Now, if you have any questions, just ask me and Lester. We are the skilled professionals. Speaking of that, any questions?” said Michael. Franklin, Packie, Gustavo, and Eddie all shook their heads. “Good, good. Now let’s get going! That jewelry store ain’t gonna rob itself!” said Michael. He got in a police van with Franklin and Packie getting in with him and the other three driving motorcycles. They all got to the jewelry store. All five of them broke in, saying “Get down on the ground and nobody gets hurt!” while pointing guns at them. Michael, Franklin, and Packie stole a whole lot of jewelry as Eddie and Gustavo kept the hostages down on the ground. “The cops are coming guys!” shouted Gustavo. “Thanks for telling us, let’s move!” said Franklin. Michael got in the stolen police van while Franklin stole a police motorcycle and rode along with Packie, Gustavo, and Eddie. After getting chased by the cops, the four of them eventually made it down in the game’s underground location. “There’s light at the end of the tunnel” said Franklin. “Yeah, but unfortunately, there’s a police roadblock too!” said Packie. “Holy sh*t! This is NOT good!” said Gustavo. As the four of them were stopped, they were all arrested. Franklin hung his head and said “I’m sorry I let you down, bro”. Michael had already lost the cops and drove to Lester’s house. He got out and said “Sorry Lester. All got arrested except for me”. “Are you serious?!” said Lester. “At least some of this jewelry to pay back Madrazo is always better than none at all. Fortunately, I have the majority of it” said Michael. “I can’t believe that we lost some of that jewelry along with our guys though!” said Lester. “I have a plan. I’m gonna bust them out of jail. I’m gonna steal a cop car and go in a police officer’s disguise” said Michael. “Ok. Got ya, but let’s hope it doesn’t flop like the previous heist you went on nine years ago, because we can’t afford that!” said Lester. “Don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control” said Michael.

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JAILBREAK

As soon as Michael found a police car, he shoved one police officer out, knocked out the other, and drove it to the jailhouse. Michael got out, wearing the police uniform. He walked inside and got to Franklin’s cell door where he just so happened to be cellmates with Packie, Gustavo, and Eddie. “It’s Michael, you guys!” said Packie. “I can’t believe you came back for us!” said Franklin. “I’m here to bust you guys out!” said Michael. He took the keys and unlocked the cell door. He also handed guns to all four of them after taking off their handcuffs. The five of them began having a shootout with the cops until they all made it out of the jailhouse. Michael stole a police car and the other four hopped in. Michael lost the cops and said “Listen everyone, I’ve been doing this since 1981, a time when all the rest of you were only in either daycare, preschool, or kindergarten, just learning your alphabet, numbers, shapes, and colors. With that being said, I always know exactly what I’m doing so there’s never a need to panic”. “We all got that down!” said Eddie. “Music to my ears!” said Michael. He dropped them all off at Lester’s house. When they all got out, Lester said “Looks like they’re all fine after all. Might want to have them change out of those orange jail suits though”. Michael said “Lester, looks like we’re back in business!”

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MR. PHILIPS

New character unlocked: Trevor Philips

Michael and Franklin were sitting on a sofa at Michael’s house, drinking whiskey. “We did it Franklin! And I somehow managed to bust you and everyone else out of jail!” said Michael. “We sure did!” said Franklin. The two of them did cheers then all of the sudden, Dave Norton showed up. “Hey! Davey! You sure know how to crash parties, don’t ya?” said Michael. “Listen, when Trevor finds out you’re still alive, you are D-O-N-E f*cked!” said Dave. “Don’t worry! He’s not even gonna know!” said Michael. “Oh, really?” said Dave. He sat down with Michael and Franklin, and turned on the TV. Michael and Franklin were shown on Weazel News. Meanwhile, Trevor was in Blaine County, hitting on Ashley Butler while watching the same exact thing on TV. Johnny Klebitz, Wade, and Ron were approaching the trailer. “Don’t do it, Johnny!” warned Ron and Wade. Johnny pushed them back and shouted “Get off of me! You two don’t tell me what to do!” Johnny said “Trevor, you’ve been f*cking with my girl, haven’t you?” Trevor and Ashley walked out of the trailer and Trevor said “Well, I gotta f*ck with somebody, want me to f*ck with you instead?” “Listen, Trevor. If you’re gonna do it, at least do it with MY permission! You hear that?” said Johnny. Trevor was comforting Johnny as he was crying. “It’s okay, cowboy” said Johnny. “GET OFF OF ME!” said Johnny as he pushed Trevor down to the ground. Trevor got up and said “Well, I was only trying to be nice but oh well!” He put Johnny in a chokehold then threw him down to the ground, stomping his brains out with Ashley, Wade, and Ron by standing. Trevor yelled “NEXT TIME, DON’T GET RIGHT IN MY F*CKING FACE! NOW GET UP!” There was silence then Trevor said “F*ck you then!” and got in his pickup truck with Wade riding in the back and Ron in shotgun. Ashley ran up to Johnny and began crying at his corpse. Trevor drove by Johnny and Ashley while saying “Wade, my friend named Michael Townley is in Los Santos. Find him!” “My cousin, Floyd lives there” said Wade. “Wait a second, Trevor. That was your old running mate you’ve told me about! They could be tricking you!” said Ron. “That’s a conspiracy theory gone too far, even for you, Ronald! And that man has got A LOT of explaining to do!” said Trevor. Trevor, Wade, and Ron got out of the pickup truck after Trevor rammed the trailer of the Aztecas’ leader named Ortega into the water. “What the f*ck, Trevor?” said Ortega as he got out of his trailer and was in the water. “Listen, the guns and drugs are both going through Trevor Philips Enterprises or they ain’t going!” said Trevor. “Kill me if you want but I’m warning you, my men will avenge me!” said Ortega. “I always thought you were crazy man, not stupid!” said Ron. Trevor shot Ortega and said “That feels a lot better!” He and Ron got back in the pickup truck and on the way back to Trevor’s trailer, Ron said “What went through your head, T? You literally picked a fight with both the Lost and the Aztecas! I’m getting nervous!” said Ron. “Don’t be nervous, Nervous Ron! With both of their leaders killed, they’re gonna be weakened and no longer a threat to our business!” said Trevor. He dropped Ron off at his trailer. Ron got to his trailer and Trevor walked into his own.

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TREVOR PHILIPS ENTERPRISES

Trevor went to his closet and changed into black and white track pants, red converse shoes, and a white tank top. He then went to his kitchen where he sat down on the sofa, drinking a beer. Just then, he got a call from Ron, who told him that he has Chinese Triads as new business partners and they’re waiting for him at the nearest bar. “Let’s hope this goes well. I’ll meet them there!” said Trevor. He hung up, got in his pickup truck, and drove to the bar where he met two Chinese triads playing pool. “Are you our new business partner, Trevor Philips?” asked one of them. “That be me!” said Trevor. “This is Tao Cheng, the eldest son of our boss, Wei. I am his humble translator” said the triad. “Hold on a second, my phone is ringing” said Trevor. Tao Cheng was staring off into space while speaking Chinese. His translator told him to stay quiet and that Trevor is on the phone in his language. “I’ll be there ASAP! We’ve got Chinese mobsters as our new business partners and they’ll be a big help!” said Trevor. He hung up and said “My meth lab is under attack by a rival gang, the Aztecas drug cartel!” “Let’s get going then!” said Cheng’s translator. Trevor got in his pickup truck with Tao Cheng sitting in the back and his translator sitting in shotgun. Tao Cheng and his translator were speaking Chinese to each other. “What were you two saying? Sorry but I don’t speak Chinese!” said Trevor. “I was just telling Tao to get his gun out and ready because there’s going to be a gang war. He doesn’t know English!” said Cheng’s translator. “Well you and him better be ready because I killed these guys’s boss!” said Trevor. Once they got to the meth lab, the meth manufacturer named Chef was introduced. “You two, guard the front and back entrances. Trevor and I will go upstairs!” said Chef. “Got it! I’ll tell Tao to guard the back entrance!” said Cheng’s translator as he pulled out his gun alongside the other three. Trevor and Chef went upstairs and Chef said “You get that window, I’ve got this one!” Trevor used a grenade launcher, blowing up the Aztecas’ cars. Others were shot by Tao and his translator. “Tao and I are in need of some assistance down here!” said Cheng’s translator. “We’ll be right down!” said Trevor. Trevor and Chef went downstairs. Trevor told Chef to assist the translator while he assists Tao. As Trevor shoots the Aztecas with Tao, Tao can be heard shouting in Chinese. “That’s the last of them!” said Trevor. “Tao and I have seen quite enough! See ya later, Mr. Philips!” said Cheng’s translator. He and Tao left as Trevor gave them a farewell. “Call me if you need anything!” said Chef. “Will do, you’re better for help than Ron and Wade anyway!” said Trevor. “No kidding!” said Chef.

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NERVOUS RON

As Trevor drove back to his trailer, he found Wade and asked him if he found Michael Townley. “No, I haven’t” answered Wade. “You’re f*cking useless! Go back and look again harder this time, or I’m killing both you and your cousin!” said Trevor. Wade walked away then Trevor came in to find Ron. “I tried, Trevor!” said Ron. “Who dyed all of my pairs of underwear pink and blotched purple polka dots in them? Was it those bikers after I killed Johnny K?” asked Trevor. “No, I think it was the Aztecas!” answered Ron. “Those f*ckers! All because I killed their boss, Ortega, they’ve got to f*ck with my dignity! Come on, Ron! Show me where they are so we can finish them off!” said Trevor. Trevor followed Ron as they both rode on ATVs. Once they were at their waypoint, they both got off and Trevor climbed up a ladder on top of a large water tower. He pulled out his sniper gun as it was late at night while Ron remained hidden. “I see two Aztecas guarding a two story building right in front of you. Take them out” said Ron. Trevor did as instructed. Trevor was then instructed to shoot both lights as a van was coming. Trevor did so while saying “There’s one and there’s the other!” “Now they can’t see us! Sh*t! I see another van coming my way by a gas tank” said Ron. Trevor first shot the gas tank in order to ignite it and blow up the Aztecas’ van. “Now, I’ve been spotted! Come down, quickly! I can’t hold them all off!” said Ron. As Trevor climbed down, he said “I’ll be there as fast as I can, Ron!” Trevor and Ron took out the Aztecas standing their van. Ron said “Now there’s a chopper incoming! Go up to that small building and take it out!” Trevor ran to it while saying “I’m working on it, Ron!” Trevor took down the Aztecas’ chopper then it landed and exploded. “Only good Azteca is a dead one!” said Trevor. “I gotta leave now!” said Ron. “You go do that!” said Trevor.

 

CRYSTAL MAZE

Trevor drove away from the area of the dead Aztecas and got a call from Cheng’s translator, who told him to meet him and Tao outside of the bar. Trevor told him “I’ll be there before you know it!” then hung up. As soon as he got there, Cheng’s translator said “Mr. Philips, we hope you don’t mind but we made an agreement with the Lost MC for all three of our businesses to have a partnership”. “I know those bikers named Terry and Clay were only making an agreement with you so that they can lure me into this all because I killed their leader, Johnny K!” shouted Trevor. “We didn’t know sir!” said Cheng’s translator. “You guys are just as bad as them and the Aztecas!” said Trevor. He beat Tao down to the ground and got in his pickup truck. As Trevor drove off, Tao was crying as his translator comforted him. Trevor called Terry Thorpe while saying “You better write the names of all bikers within the Lost on tombstones because I’m coming for you guys!” “Don’t worry, Trevor. We were tricking those dumb Chinese as well” said Terry. Trevor said “I don’t care if I wasn’t the only one! At least I was one of them!” He then hung up. Once Trevor got there, Terry said “Let’s go, brothers!” and fled with Clay Simons and a few other bikers. Trevor walked into the Lost clubhouse while shooting up the bikers all the way down to their meth lab. Once there, he dumped gasoline all the way upstairs and leading all the way outside in the driveway. He ran back and shot the gasoline in order to ignite it and blow up the clubhouse. He then drove away from the area at full speed in his pickup truck.

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FRIENDS REUNITED

Once Trevor got back to his trailer, he asked Wade “Have you found Michael yet?” Wade answered with “Yes. Three. Two Michael Townleys. One is 5 and the other is 85, then there’s a 55 year old Michael De Santa who lives in Rockford Hills”. “The third one is him!” said Trevor. He turned around and shouted “Ron, we’re going to Los Santos!” Ron ran outside and said “Alright, T, I’ll get my bags ready!” “Not you! Me and Wade! You stay here! You’re left in charge of Trevor Philips Enterprises!” said Trevor. “Aye, aye sir!” said Ron. He went back inside as Trevor and Wade got in the pickup truck. “Can we stop for ice cream?” asked Wade along the way. “Sure, but only if you promise to shut up for the whole rest of the way or I’ll turn you into something!” said Trevor. “I don’t want to be turned into anything! I just wanna be Wade so my promise is kept, Trevor!” said Wade. “Good! It better!” said Trevor. Once they got to the ice cream parlor, they got out and walked in. Trevor got vanilla ice cream in a waffle cone. Wade got chocolate ice cream in a cake cone. After they were done, the woman cashier said “Both of you have a nice night!” “Thanks! We’re going to Los Santos to meet an old friend of mine!” said Trevor. *Trevor’s health has now gone up* The cashier said “Oh, how fun! Drive safe!” Trevor and Wade got back in the pickup truck. As they drove along, Wade said “She sure was nice”. “Yeah, unlike the guy I’m about to meet! That backstabbing son of a b*tch! I thought he was dead nine years ago while our friend, Brad, went into a hospital for a week, but no! Things have to be a lot more difficult as Michael is living the American Dream in Los Santos while Brad went into a coma, being fed through tubes all the way up in North Yankton!” said Trevor. As he kept on driving, Wade said “I’m bored! Wanna play a game?” “Of course I do! It’s none other than the quiet game! Whoever speaks first loses! Starting now!” answered Trevor. He drove past a sign that said “Welcome to Los Santos”. As they were nearing Floyd’s apartment, Wade told Trevor to take a right turn. Trevor did so then got out of the pickup truck with Wade. The two of them walked up the stairs to the arpartment. Wade knocked on the door and said “Floyd! It’s your cousin, Wade!” Floyd answered the door and said “You two can’t stay here! This is my girlfriend Debra’s place! Not mine! She’d kill me if she found out I had guests!” “Eh, I’ve had to put up with enough crap tonight and it’s getting late! Go outside and buy me a beer! Both of you!” shouted Trevor. Floyd and Wade walked outside.

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FAME OR SHAME

It is early afternoon of the next day at Michael’s house. Amanda told Michael “Ya know what, Michael? You’re a real piece of sh*t, you know that? I cannot even believe my sister called me, saying that you stole a police car or that I got a call from my father, saying you assaulted the manager of Cluckin Bell!” Michael responded with “Ya know what, Amanda? I did it all on behalf of your family! You haven’t done sh*t for MY family!” “Well, I don’t get them in trouble with their manager or the law!” said Amanda. “I need a cigarette break!” said Michael. He searched for his cigarettes and found them in the garbage can. Jimmy showed up and Michael said “Very funny, Jimmy. Very funny!” “Ya know what, dad? You are a f*cking asshole and I threw them out so you would stop acting like one!” said Jimmy. “What next? A whole pack of beer cans?” said Michael. Just then, Trevor showed up. “Oh my goodness! I can’t believe it’s Uncle T!” said Jimmy. “And I can’t believe it’s not Michael and Amanda, and you too, Jimmy! You’ve gained quite a bit of pounds. Where’s Candace? Where’s the grandparents? And most importantly, where’s Tracey?” asked Trevor. “Tracey posted online this morning that she’s starring in Fame or Shame with Lazlow Jones” answered Jimmy. “I can’t even believe you’d be this calm about it, Michael! Come on! You and me are going to save Tracey right now!” said Trevor. Trevor hopped in a car with Michael. As Michael began driving, Trevor said “So now that we know where Tracey is and most of all, we’re going to save her from that Lazlow asshole, where are your parents, Amanda’s parents, and her sister, Candace?” Michael answered with “They all live about equally spread out in Rockford Hills”. “I should’ve known you’d all live fairly close by. Now, let’s save the talking for when we get to that film studio!” said Trevor. Once they got there, they got out of the car and barged into the film studio. When Lazlow was filming Tracey erotically dancing, Michael and Trevor came in with Michael saying “You're going home, Tracey!” “Dad, is that you with Trevor?! I can’t believe my eyes!” said Tracey. “Go home, Trace!” said Michael. As Michael and Trevor chased Lazlow out of the back exitway. They got back in Michael’s car and chased Lazlow as he got in a car. Trevor said “I never liked Lazlow! He was never funny and he’s an asshole in person!” Lazlow ended up crashing his car all the way down the waterway. Trevor said “Well, look who ran out of gas!” Michael drove down there and the two of them got out of the car. “Please! Whatever you do! Just don’t kill me!” said Lazlow. Michael and Trevor pointed guns at him and Trevor said “Listen, that girl sat on my lap when she was only two years old and I swore that I would rip the f*cking skin off of ANYONE who wronged her! Now get lost before we shoot!” “Ok! I promise I’ll never do it again!” said Lazlow. He ran away then Trevor shouted at him “You f*cking better!” Michael and Trevor put away their guns and Trevor told Michael “I’ll see you around. Seriously, how the f*ck did you do without me for nine years?” He walked away after patting Michael on the back. Michael called his father after walking out of the waterway and said “Trevor is back”. “Are you serious? Whatever you do, DO NOT introduce him to Franklin! He’s the last thing you two need! Also, don’t tell your mother. She’s just recovering from her illness. This would be too much for her to take in right now” said Richard.

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DEAD MAN WALKING

After his father hanging up on him, Michael got a call from Dave Norton, who told him to come see him at the pavilion. Michael called the Downtown Cab Company and took a taxi there. He got out of the taxi and walked up to Dave. “So what do you want now, Dave?” said Michael. “There’s a man by the name of Ferdinand Kerimov. He’s an Azerbaijani spy whom the IAA thinks is dead but we at the FIB know they’re full of sh*t. You are to sneak into the mortuary and find his name tag in order to confirm whether he’s alive or dead” said Dave. “F*ck you, Dave. I was the one who made your career! You were always praised for being the man who killed Michael Townley. I ain’t doing anymore for you” said Michael. “Funny you’d say that because I always sorta liked you. You’ve always been good at playing dead” said Dave. He knocked Michael out with a club and said “Call me when you wake up”. A doctor and a nurse were checking over Michael’s body while saying “The man is 5’11, weighs 183 lbs, and has brown hair and blue eyes. The date of birth is 10/4/1958”. Michael woke up and took out both the doctor and nurse while saying “I’m back from the dead motherf*cker!” He then snuck around and said “That doesn’t look right” as he found the name tag of Ferdinand Kerimov. He called Dave and said “His name tag is on the foot of an old, fat black woman. The date of birth is 6/28/1928 and the height and weight is 5’6 and 264 lbs”. “That’s absolutely not the person we’re looking for. You did good, Michael. I’d exit there if I were you!” said Dave. Michael broke out through the window after shooting IAA agents within the building. He stole a random car in the parking lot and eventually lost the cops and IAA. He called Franklin, telling him to meet him somewhere quiet. Franklin agreed to and hung up. Once Michael got there, he told Franklin “Hey man, with Trevor back in town, it would be best if you go somewhere he would not be likely to find you. I mean, I may be crazy, but Trevor. That man is something else!” “Alright dog. I’ll check into the Von Crastenburg Hotel near Vespucci Beach” said Franklin. “Sounds like a pretty good idea to me. Now get on your way” said Michael. “I’ll still keep in touch!” said Franklin. *Von Crastenburg Hotel is Franklin’s new safehouse*

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SCOUTING THE PORT

As Trevor was walking into Floyd’s apartment, Floyd was saying to Wade, “Trevor, he is a-“. “I am a what exactly?” said Trevor. “Uh, good person!” said Floyd. Trevor sat down on Floyd’s sofa, picked up a teddy bear, and said “What the f*ck is this?” “Mr. Raspberry Jam, Debra’s gift to me” answered Floyd. Trevor set it down, stood up, and said “Floyd, this is the exact reason as to why I’m basically trying to save you from yourself. Let’s go to the docks!” Trevor, Wade, and Floyd all walked out of the apartment and downstairs to the pickup truck with Wade in the back and Floyd sitting in shotgun. They were all disguised in longshoreman uniforms. On the way to the docks, Trevor said “Now, I’m gonna be stealing something. I don’t know exactly what but I’ll know it when I see it!” Floyd said “The only thing I’ve ever stolen was a pencil back in third grade and I’ve been regretting it ever since!” Wade said “Floyd’s always been a stick in the mud”. Once they got there, they got out of the pickup truck. A longshoreman told Wade to clean up a mess. In order to maintain his cover, Wade went with him. Trevor and Floyd went to go help another longshoreman move some stuff. Trevor climbed up a ladder to the dock handler while Floyd went to go get the truck. Trevor loaded some cargo into the truck. After doing that, he took a picture of a Merryweather ship and sent it to Ron. He climbed back down the ladder and drove the truck to the dry dock. A Merryweather guard told them that they have restricted access. “No hablar Ingles senor” said Trevor. “Uh, he doesn’t speak fluent English and we were told to deliver it here!” said Floyd. “Oh really!” said a Merryweather guard. He beat up Floyd while Trevor ran back to the truck and drove it back to Floyd’s apartment. He got out and walked upstairs and into the apartment. Wade was already there and covered in industrial waste. Floyd then came in, all beaten up and Trevor told Floyd to give Wade a bath, since he’s the older cousin.

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THREE’S COMPANY

Michael answered a call from Dave, who told him to meet him at the FIB building and there was someone else he wanted him to meet. Michael called the Downtown Cab Company and they brought him there. He got out of the taxi, paying the driver, then walked up to Dave and two other FIB agents. “Hey Dave, you never told me you were double dating” said Michael. “Sit down Michael” said Dave. Michael sat down in a chair at a table with Steve Haines, Dave Norton, and Andreas Sanchez. Steve and Andreas introduced themselves. “Listen Michael, you’re my b*tch now. Now, relating to Ferdinand Kerimov or Mr. K, I told your associates, Franklin and Trevor about the scenario. They’re going to meet you and Dave at the helipad. Trevor’s flying the helicopter, you’re busting in to kidnap Mr. K from an IAA building where he’s being held, and Franklin will be standing on top of a high building, providing sniper support” said Steve. “You mean to tell me you got Franklin and Trevor to meet each other? I don’t know who you think you are, Agent Douchebag, but my crazy ex-friend isn’t stepping foot near my student!” said Michael. “Don’t question my authority and get going!” said Steve. Michael and Dave got in Dave’s FIB cruiser. On the way there, Dave told Michael “Don’t say a word to Trevor about Brad! This whole time, we at the FIB have been sending Trevor text messages, pretending to be hospital workers, saying Brad went into a coma when in actuality, he is six feet under in a grave marked Michael Townley”. “You’re crazy if you think for a second that I’m telling him anything!” said Michael. “Good to know!” said Dave. Michael and Dave got out of the car once there and Michael hopped in the helicopter with Trevor flying it to the IAA building. Karen Daniels was interrogating Mr. K then left him with the other IAA agents. Just then, Michael crashed in through the window from a rope, kidnapped Mr. K, and was let back up the rope. “Franklin, if you don’t provide sniper support, we’ll get blown out of the sky!” said Trevor. “I’m on it, dog!” said Franklin. Franklin used a sniper from a high up building to shoot down IAA helicopters. Trevor then flew the helicopter back to the IAA helipad. Along the way, Mr. K asked “Where are you taking me?” “Don’t worry! Somewhere safe and sound!” said Trevor. “Away from those government agents?” asked Mr. K. “You betcha!” said Trevor. Once landed, two FIB put Mr. K in the back of an FIB van. They got in and drove off. “I see you’ve got a new student by the name of Franklin Clinton” said Trevor as the two of them got out of the helicopter. “I try my hardest as a mentor” said Michael. “See ya soon, Michael. Especially know that all three of us work for the FIB” said Trevor. The two of them parted.

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ABANDONMENT ISSUES

As Michael got home, he sat on the sofa, smoking a cigarette. Amanda said “What is up with you and smoking in my house? Ever since you met Trevor again, you’ve become an even bigger asshole and I don’t want him anywhere near the kids!” said Amanda. Michael put his cigarette out and said “There! I put it out! Are you happy now?” “No, because you just ruined the arm of that sofa! That’s the last straw, Michael. I’m leaving to live with my parents and my sister!” said Amanda. She left, slamming the door. Michael called Jimmy downstairs. “F*ck you!” said Jimmy as he walked downstairs. He then said “For your last chance at redemption, just take me to Burger Shot, would ya?” Michael agreed to. While driving Jimmy on the way there, Michael said “I thought you had become a vegetarian”. “Yeah, I tried to but it didn’t quite work out” said Jimmy. “I can understand that” said Michael. Once they got to Burger Shot, Jimmy met with some of his friends. He and Michael got out of the car and Jimmy told Michael to try some LSD. Michael said “Fine! Hand it over!” One of Jimmy’s friends handed it to him then he licked it and began hallucinating. Jimmy said “You’re so lame, dad!” and drove away in his car. Michael began to see clowns and aliens so he began shooting them. Just then, there was a clown jump scare. Michael then woke up from his hallucination in order to find himself sitting in the parking lot of Burger Shot. “Jimmy!” said Michael. He found a bicycle and rode it all the way back to his house. He walked inside of his house and called Tracey but there was no response. He found a note on the kitchen table that said “Dear Michael, I took the kids to live with my parents and sister. We don’t live that far away but you are not allowed to visit until you see your psychiatrist more often. You kept telling me you’d change but you haven’t changed a bit. Love, Amanda”. Michael crumpled it up, threw it on the floor, and said “F*ck!” He called his parents and said “My wife and kids abandoned me. Could you two perhaps move in with me?” “Sure thing, son. I can help you out with your problems and your mother can cook for you. She’s feeling a lot better now” said Richard. “Good” said Michael. *Richard and Rebecca now live with Michael*

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BY THE BOOK

Steve called Michael, telling him to meet him, Trevor, and Dave at the torture room. “Whatever you say, Steve-O!” said Michael. He hung up and on his way there, a man shouted “Help! That asshole stole my wallet!” Michael chased the thief, ran him over, and brought the wallet back to the man, saying “I think this belongs to you”. “Thanks man! Community service! It’s what this country’s all about!” “No problem and you are absolutely right!” said Michael. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to rent a movie for my family to watch” said the man. “Have a nice day!” said Michael as he got back in his car. “You too!” said the man. As Michael drove to the waypoint, he said to himself “If only my family didn’t abandon me”. Once he got out of his car at the location, he caught Trevor zipping up his fly after taking a leak. “Trevor, what the f*ck is up with you?” said Michael. “More like what is up with these feds who think they can control us after you faked your death nine years ago, sending Brad into the hospital and instead of coming back the next week, he went into a coma!” said Trevor. Michael and Trevor walked inside, only to be greeted by Steve Haines, Dave Norton, and Devin Weston. Trevor said “I know you, I know you too, but I don’t know you!” “The name’s Devin Weston and I’m a friend of Steve Haines! I’m gonna be the mentor of Mr. Michael. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go! See ya soon, Slick!” said Devin to Michael as he left. “That guy must be queer” said Trevor. “Michael, you go with Dave to find Mr. K’s friend, Tahir Javan, another Azerbaijani spy. Trevor, you’re staying right here with me. It’s interrogation time for Mr. K” said Steve. Mr. K was frantic and sitting in a chair that he was strapped to. As Michael and Dave left, Mr. K said “Let me go! I’m not who you think I am!” “Shut up and tell us about your spy buddy!” said Steve. He told Trevor “Don’t worry, you’ll get to use all the weapons” Michael got in Dave’s FIB cruiser and they drove to the location, but it turned out to be the wrong house as there was a movie being filmed there. Dave called Steve, saying “Steve, you had us show up at the wrong house! Give us another location!” “Ok, ok! Chill! I’ll give you guys the correct location!” said Steve. Dave said to Michael “He does this sh*t all the time, get used to it. In the meantime, let’s have ourselves a little coffee break”. Meanwhile, Trevor zapped Mr. K as he wouldn’t give information. Back with Michael and Dave! The two of them just got done drinking coffee and Michael’s health went up a little. Steve sent them the correct location and Michael drove Dave to it. Michael used a sniper gun while behind bushes with Dave, pointing it at a house party. “Look for someone who may look Azerbaijani”. “How the f*ck am I supposed to know what one looks like?” said Michael. “They look eastern” said Dave. “Half the f*cking city looks eastern of one form or another” said Michael. Steve said “Give us more information!” “Ok! He has a black hair and brown eyes, he’s overweight, and he has a big beard” said Mr. K. “All you easterners have dark hair and dark eyes. The first bit’s unimportant. We need more than just overweight and bearded” said Steve. Steve called Michael and Dave, telling them the information. Mr. K screamed as Trevor whacked his right leg with a sledgehammer. “Come on, Mr. K, don’t make this hard on yourself! Give us more information!” said Steve. “He smokes Redwood cigarettes and he chain smokes” said Mr. K. “It wasn’t that hard, now was it?” said Steve. He called Michael and Dave, telling them “Apparently, he chain smokes Redwood cigarettes”. Trevor put a towel around Mr. K and dumped water all over it. Mr. K was crying then Trevor took it off of him. “Anymore information?” said Steve. “Yes” said Mr. K as he breathed heavily. “Then spit it out! We don’t have all day!” said Steve. “He’s left handed” said Mr. K. Steve called Michael and Dave, telling them that Tahir Javan is also left handed. Michael found the man and shot him to death, sending everyone else fleeing. Michael then drove Dave back to the torture room. Steve said to Trevor “You’ve all done well. Trevor, take Mr. K to the Los Santos International Airport!” said Steve. “You can’t! I have family who lives here!” said Mr. K. Trevor slapped him across the face, said “Shut up!”, untied him, and said “Let’s to!” as Steve walked away. Trevor drove Mr. K in his pickup truck to the airport. Along the way, Mr. K said “I can’t leave my family here!” Trevor said “You’re going back to Azerbaijan, your old country, so that you can become a torture advocate. I bet your family is gonna be really proud of you!” As soon as he let Mr. K out, Mr. K was limping to the airport and fell down. As Trevor drove away from the airport, he got a call from Terry Thorpe, who said “F*ck you, Trevor! You killed Johnny K and blew up our clubhouse in Blaine County, Ashley just died from drug overdosage, and now, we’ve got some crazy Chinese motherf*ckers after us!” “When are you coming?” asked Trevor. “I don’t know exactly when and I don’t know exactly where but I’ll be there with Clay and my other brothers! Brace yourself, Trevor Philips!” said Terry. He hung up.

Edited by ThatBenGuy

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HOOD SAFARI

Lamar called Franklin, saying “I heard you and Chop have been living in some sort of luxury hotel. Man, I’m jealous! Come meet me in the hood!” “Aight, dog!” said Franklin. Franklin went down the elevator with Chop and walked with him outside to his car. Franklin and Chop got in the car and Franklin drove to Lamar’s location. On the way there, Franklin heard a cry for help from an oriental woman that someone stole her car. Franklin crashed into the car, told Chop to wait right there, shot the thief, and drove the car back to the woman. “I can’t thank you enough. If there were more people like you, this world would be a much better place! I’ll never forget this!” said the woman. She drove in her car then Franklin ran back to his car and drove to Lamar’s location. Franklin and Chop got out and Lamar said “Hey Chop! Hadn’t seen you in a long time!” Chop growled as Trevor came. “Calm down, Chop. It’s my boy, Trevor!” said Franklin. “So what’s cracking my homies?” said Trevor. “Lamar this is Trevor, Trevor this is Lamar. Holy sh*t, you two are the last thing each other needs!” said Franklin. “This ain’t the crazy white dude who burned down our business, is it?” said Lamar. “Burning down a business, sounds fun! Especially with gasoline!” said Trevor. “No, that was my boy Michael. Jeez, me and him have so many stories, we just can’t wrap our brains around them!” said Franklin. “Let’s go meet up with our fellow n*gga, Stretch” said Lamar. “Oh no! Not that janky dude!” said Franklin. “Oh, I’d love to meet Stretch, whoever that is!” said Trevor. Franklin had to drive Chop, Lamar, and Trevor to Stretch’s house in Lamar’s van. The four of them got out and walked up to Stretch’s doorstep. Franklin knocked on Stretch’s door. Stretch opened it and said “What’s up? I see you’ve got yourselves a new homeboy. Too bad I’m now one of the Ballas!” said Stretch. He then slammed the door and Lamar said “He best be f*cking with us!” Trevor pounded his fists on the door and shouted “Let me in!” He tried opening it and said “F*ck, it’s locked!” A bunch of Ballas showed up. “We’ll worry about Stretch later!” said Lamar. Franklin, Lamar, and Trevor began a shootout with the Ballas. Chop was barking and Franklin said “Stay down, Chop!” After escaping the street, the cops showed up. Franklin, Lamar, Trevor, and Chop all went down to the water ways and jacked jet skis. “Hands in the air!” shouted Trevor. Trevor hopped on one, Lamar hopped on another, and Franklin hopped on one with Chop. All three jet skis took off with the cops chasing after them and Chop barking. “Let’s all split up!” said Lamar. Franklin, Lamar, and Trevor all went separate ways. Once the cops were lost, Franklin said “They’re gone, Chop!” Franklin then rode the jet ski back to dry land and got off with Chop standing right by him. 

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THE MERRYWEATHER HEIST

After stealing a submarine, Wade got a call from Trevor, telling him “Floyd said it’s not a good idea for Michael and Franklin to meet at his apartment”. “Tell Floyd it’s a great idea and that we additionally need chips, salsa, and prostitutes. I’m coming over there right now!” said Trevor. He drove his pickup truck to Floyd’s apartment, walked upstairs, and walked inside. “Wade, take down the picture of Debra, Floyd massage time!” said Trevor. Floyd said “No! Not the picture of Debra!” “Massage me now or I might as well trash Mr. Raspberry Jam as well!” said Trevor. Floyd massaged Trevor while Trevor sat on the sofa then Trevor stood up as soon as Michael and Franklin showed up. “Alright everyone! We are doing the offshore approach to this heist on Merryweather. Michael, you’re flying the chopper. Franklin, Floyd, and Wade, the three of you are providing us with gun support. We are stealing a nuclear warhead guarded by Merryweather” said Trevor. “You’ve gotten me into enough, Trevor!” said Floyd as Trevor handed him and Wade guns. “Shut up Floyd! Let’s go!” said Trevor. He walked downstairs with Michael, Floyd, Wade, and Franklin. The five of them hopped in the pickup truck. Michael sat in shotgun while Wade, Floyd, and Franklin all sat in the back. As Trevor began driving, Franklin asked “Where are we going to pickup the chopper and submarine, Trevor?” Trevor answered with “Sandy Shores Airstrip”. “That’s a long distance away! I’m scared senseless!” said Floyd. “Only you would be, Floyd”. “He’s right though that Merryweather are some tough folks” said Wade. “I’m doing this for my business, Trevor Philips Enterprises” said Trevor. “This is still a stupid idea to senselessly pick a fight with Merryweather” said Michael. “You see guys. This is why our country is screwed. There’s not enough me’s and there’s too many you’s” said Trevor. “A country full of you’s. That’s the last thing this world needs, especially our country” said Michael. “Sh*t would get done. It would be Darwinian” said Trevor. Once they got to the airstrip, Trevor hopped in the submarine and told Michael, Franklin, Floyd, and Wade to hop in the chopper. Michael flew the helicopter with Franklin, Floyd, and Wade hopping in. Michael attached the hook to the submarine and began flying to the test site. “I think I’m pissing and sh*tting in my pants!” said Floyd. “Keep it together, Floyd and it’ll be over with before you know it!” said Trevor. Michael dropped Trevor off into the ocean when he was told to. While in the ocean, Trevor located the nuclear warhead, obtained it, and went back up to sea level. Michael then attached submarine back to the hook. As they were flying out of the area, Floyd said “I see boats! My heart is racing!” “It’s Merryweather! Franklin, you take them out with Wade and Floyd!” said Michael. Franklin shot the Merryweather boats along with Wade and Floyd. “I see some helicopters in the sky” said Wade. “More Merryweather. Keep on them!” said Franklin. Wade took one out, Floyd took another out, and Franklin took out the last one then said “And that’s the last of them!” Michael took them all back to the airstrip and along the way, Trevor said “You really outdid yourself this time, Floyd. Keep this up and you might as well become a full cast member of Trevor Philips Enterprises!” “Hey! Don’t forget about me and Franklin!” said Michael. “And of course, you two as well” said Trevor. Once the submarine was detached safely and the chopper landed safely on the helipad, everyone got out, only to find Lester saying “Have you lost your mind?” “Lester! How long has it been? Ten years?” said Trevor. “The government isn’t gonna care how long it’s been. They’re gonna put you on their hit list!” said Lester. He then pointed to Michael and said “And you, I thought you’d be smarter than this!” “Wade, Floyd, go with this f*cking idiot and listen to whatever he was to say” said Trevor. Wade and Floyd walked away with Lester giving a hand gesture. Michael said “Come on, Franklin. You’ve got more learning to do” and drove away with him in his car. Trevor jumped up and down and screamed into the air.

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BLITZ PLAY

Trevor got a call from Steve who told him that he phoned in Michael and Franklin as well and told him to meet them at the FIB lot. “Yeah, sure, whatever” said Trevor. Along the way, a brunette with brown eyes shouted “Help! Somebody stole my laptop! I’ve got important stuff on there!” Trevor chased the thief, shot him, and retrieved the laptop to its rightful owner. “A true gentleman and for once, I’m saying it without being sarcastic” said the woman. Trevor then continued to the destination. He got out of his pickup truck. Steve was standing with Dave and Andreas. “Well, well, well. If it isn’t Michael, Trevor, and Franklin, aka the three pricks. Hear me out on this, we are stealing bonds from the IAA and giving them to my good, friend Devin Weston. Trevor, you get the garbage truck. Michael, you get the tow truck. Franklin, you get the disguises! Now get going!” said Steve. He, Dave, and Andreas all walked away. Franklin went to the costume store in order to buy a Spider-Man costume for himself, an Optimus Prime costume for Michael, and a Darth Vader costume for Trevor while Trevor stole the garbage truck and Michael stole the tow truck. All three of them showed up at the FIB lot. Michael said “Alright guys, I’m blocking the road with the garbage truck. Franklin, you ram into the security cars with the tow truck. Trevor, you show up on time and plant the charges, but first, we’ll need the disguises”. Trevor changed into his Darth Vader costume while Franklin changed into his Spider-Man costume and Michael changed into his Optimus Prime costume while sarcastically saying “Yep, very professional, Franklin!” “Michael, I am your father!” said Trevor. “Knock it off, T! Let’s go!” said Michael. He drove the garbage truck to the waypoint, blocking the road. Franklin then came in and rammed into the security cars while Trevor also showed up and planted the charges. “I’ve gone deaf, you complete pricks!” said the driver. Michael stole the bonds. Just then the police and IAA showed up. There was a massive shootout in which Trevor used a rocket launcher, Franklin used a grenade launcher, and Michael used an assault rifle. “I see three IAA snipers! Take them out, T!” said Michael. After taking them all out, Trevor said “That’s all of them!” “I’ve got the bonds to take to Haines’s guy. Let’s all split up!” said Michael. Michael escaped the police and IAA in a garbage truck. He then drove to Devin Weston’s house, got out, and delivered a package to him. Devin said “I remember you, we met in the FIB interrogation room! I’ll give you all you ever wanted, Michael! I have my hands in multiple different businesses, including Majestic Movie Studios. I can pair you with their director, Solomon Richards!” “Oh, I’d be more than happy to be that guy’s movie producer!” said Michael. “Consider it done!” said Devin. “Hell yeah!” shouted Michael.

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MR. RICHARDS

Upon driving to Solomon Richards’s film studio, Michael called his parents, telling them he’s now paired with Solomon Richards as a movie producer. Richard said “Congratulations, son! Perhaps that’ll keep you away from Trevor, Franklin, and Lester for awhile. I’ll tell your mother” then hung up. Michael walked into Solomon Richards’s office. Solomon told him “Hey! Michael! Devin Weston told me all about you!” “What else can I say? You make great movies and I’m more than happy to be your movie producer!” said Michael. “Well, Michael, there’s a rival film company with its money being laundered through the Ancelotti crime family, initially from Liberty City. Their members, Rocco Pelosi and Gianni, have my actors named Anton and Milton. You’re to take them to me but don’t clip Rocco. Just teach him some manners” said Solomon. “Got it!” said Michael. He drove to East Los Santos and approached the top of the film studio quietly. “Rocco! Come quick! Some asshole is trying to take our actors!” said Gianni. “Leave that guy to me!” said Rocco as he came out. “These two guys are acting for Solomon Richards or they ain’t acting!” said Michael. “You wanna fight, Fat Boy?” said Rocco. Michael and Rocco got into a fist fight with Michael being the all time winner by kicking Rocco across the chest. “Fine! Take them and go away! I’ll have to tell my boss you took our guys!” said Rocco. Gianni helped him up and flipped Michael off while going back to through the doors. Michael began flying the helicopter with Anton and Milton in it. Anton and Milton began thinking Solomon was rather outdated and they were too good to be in his movie so Michael flew close to buildings as well as erratically in order to change their minds. “Fine! Fine! We’ll be in his stupid movie! Just take us there already!” said Anton. Michael eventually dropped the two of them off after landing the helicopter. “What else can I say, Michael? You’re an expert and a professional!” said Solomon. Solomon told Michael, Anton, and Milton that the movie was gonna be called “Meltdown” and that it’s taking place in Liberty City despite being filmed in Los Santos. “We’ve all got it down. See you later, Solomon!” said Michael. He waved goodbye to Solomon, Anton, and Milton then said “This movie is gonna rock!”

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I FOUGHT THE LAW

While Franklin was hanging out in the hotel’s hot tub, he got a call from Devin, who said “You must be Michael’s boy, Franklin Clinton, is that right?” “Yeah, that’s right! I heard you’re basically to Michael as I am to him” said Franklin. “You got that right! Good analogy my friend! Meet me at my house in Tongva Hills! I’ve got a job for you!” said Devin. He hung up, walked out of the hot tub, went to his hotel room, and changed out of his swim trunks and swim shirt into a t-shirt, jeans, adidas shoes, and a backwards baseball cap. Franklin drove all the way from his hotel to Devin’s house. There, Franklin was let through the gates in order to meet Devin and his lawyer named Molly Schultz. Michael and Trevor showed up next. “Well, Devin. You never told me you had a girlfriend. What’s your name, baby?” said Trevor. “I am his lawyer, Molly Schultz. Devin, tell them the mission” said Molly. “There are two punks who I know and dislike intensely. Franklin, you are to meet them at the gas station on Senora Freeway. Michael, Trevor, you two are to dress up in police officer disguises and pull them over after Franklin is done racing them. After that, Franklin, you’re gonna show them what your old job was, repoing cars, only this time, for me. Get going, Slicks!” said Devin. Franklin hopped in his car and drove to the gas station where the two of them were. As they were talking, Franklin got out and said “Let’s see if your cars move as fast as your mouth does”. They said “Oh, so you wanna race us? Ok. We were just leaving anyway”. Franklin began racing the two of them then phoned in Michael. “Alright. Trevor and I look ridiculous but we’re coming after you guys on police motorcycles” said Michael. Michael and Trevor chased after Franklin and the other two while shouting “PULL OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!” Once they began slowing down, they pulled over along with Michael and Trevor. Michael and Trevor got off of their motorcycles. Trevor said to Franklin “You homeboy, I’ll deal with you later”. “Yeah, whatever you say, officer!” said Franklin. Michael walked up to one of them while Trevor walked up to the other, saying “It seems to me that you were going WAY over the speed limit. Step out of the car and put your hands behind your head”. As that one stepped out of the car, Michael said “Get out of the f*cking car!” to the other as he shoved him out. Trevor pushed the other guy over too and stole his car. Michael stole the other car. Franklin said “How about a real race?” “Sure. Whoever wins gets to have Molly” said Trevor. “I don’t care” said Franklin. “Neither do I” said Michael. “Good to know she’s all mine” said Trevor. Franklin ended up beating Michael and Trevor to Devin’s lockup. Once all three of them got out of their cars, Devin and Molly showed up. Molly took Michael and Trevor to the changing rooms while Devin told Franklin “Seriously, man. You’re too good for those two clowns. Take care!” and patted him on the back.

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CAIDA LIBRE

Michael got a call from Martin Madrazo, who said “Hey! Michael! Remember me?” Michael responded with “Yeah, you’re that psychotic Mexican motherf*cker who hit me with a baseball bat after I pulled down your balcony, but then I paid you back. What do you need now?” “Come to my new mansion. I have work for you” said Martin Madrazo. “I’ll be there” said Michael. Michael drove to Martin Madrazo’s house and just as he got out of his car, Trevor showed up. “Trevor, what the f*ck are you doing here?” said Michael. “Oh, trust me! I know this had to have been the Mexican cartel leader you had to pay back when you robbed that jewelry store” said Trevor. “Fine! You can come in, Trevor. Just don’t do anything stupid. You and Madrazo are two of a kind!” said Michael. He knocked on the door. Martin Madrazo answered it and said “Come on in. Who’s this you brought with you?” “My friend, Trevor” answered Michael as he walked in with Trevor and sat down on the sofa with him. Martin Madrazo showed them a picture of his cousin named Javier Madrazo on a tablet and told them to shoot down the airplane that he’s on and take the FIB documents containing his cousin’s illegal activities back to him. “Hey! Anything to not get whacked and spit on again!” said Michael. “Haha! I like it! Now go!” said Martin Madrazo. Michael drove to the van containing the gun separately from Trevor. As he hopped in the van containing it, he said “Judging by the size of this gun, Madrazo is not a man to be f*cked with!” said Michael. “No sh*t, he’s a cartel leader. It wasn’t pretty when I took down the leader of the Aztecas” said Trevor. Michael shot down the airplane once he saw it with a few shots. Trevor then chased after it on a dirt bike. Once it was grounded, Trevor shot Javier and the pilot then took the documents. He was coughing. Martin Madrazo gave Trevor a call so he answered his phone. “How did it go?” asked Martin Madrazo. “Fine! Just fine! I think I got a lot of dirt in my throat!” said Trevor. Meanwhile, Michael was driving the van to an open area, got out, destroyed it with sticky bombs, and ran away. He got a call from Trevor who said “I’ve got the documents, Michael. I’ll pick you up as soon as I’m done delivering them!” said Trevor. “Alright T” said Michael.

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PREDATOR

Trevor picked Michael up in his pickup truck and took him to his trailer in Blaine County. “So, looks like this is your other place” said Michael. “It sure is” said Trevor. He then shouted “Ron! Come here! There’s someone I want you to meet!” Ron came and was introduced to Michael. Michael and Ron shook hands. “So how’s business going, Ron?” asked Trevor. “Overall, pretty good, only Wade and his cousin sent me a text, saying the Lost MC apparently trashed your condo in Los Santos” said Ron. “They did what? I gotta give my other associate, a guy named Franklin, a call” said Trevor. Meanwhile, Franklin got a call from Trevor, who told him to chase down some Lost MC bikers and that he and Michael will be there as soon as they’re needed. “Anything for you, dog!” said Franklin. He hung up and got in his car with Chop. “Come on, Chop. We’ve got some bikers to catch!” said Franklin. He floored his car and Chop barked as soon as he saw Clay Simons, Terry Thorpe, and two other bikers. After chasing them for awhile, Terry looked back and said “Sh*t! We’re being followed!” “Those biker dudes know we’re after them now, Chop” said Franklin. Franklin and Chop got out of the car as soon as the four bikers made a curve and fell off of the road. All four of them got off and Clay said “Ditch the motorcycles! Split up, find a safe spot and let’s shoot that f*cker who was chasing us!” “I need air support right f*cking now!” said Franklin while calling Trevor. “Incoming!” said Trevor as he was using a sniper gun and Michael flew the helicopter above Franklin. “Don’t worry Franklin! Help is on the way!” said Michael. Trevor used his gun to shoot Clay, Terry, and one other biker. A rocket was fired at the helicopter. “Holy sh*t! Franklin, get on that biker who fired a rocket at us!” said Michael. “I’m on it!” said Franklin. Chop sniffed out the last biker and Franklin shot him. Franklin gave them a call, saying “Last biker dude is dead”. Michael picked him up with the helicopter so he and Chop got in. Michael then flew to the airstrip while Trevor was thanking Franklin and Chop. “So, why do these crazy bikers with rocket launchers want you dead anyway?” asked Michael. “Because I killed their leader named Johnny K, blew up their clubhouse, and apparently, caused their leader’s girlfriend to die of drug overdose” answered Trevor. “You’re f*cking weird, Trevor. Always trying to start fights with people!” said Michael. “Can’t you just take my side for once?” said Trevor. Once the helicopter was landed, Michael, Trevor, Franklin, and Chop all hopped out. Franklin told Trevor he’d drop him off at his house. Trevor waved goodbye as Michael, Franklin, and Chop got in Franklin’s car and Franklin drove away.

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This story is looking great so far!

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