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The GTAO High Quality ™ Thread


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Lester: GTA Online is Supposed to be low-key and kinda chill!!!

 

Jussie Smollett: You know I'ma f*ck it up!

 

 

(If you don't get it please don't ask)

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On 8/1/2021 at 4:01 AM, suicidal_banana said:

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Objection!

He doesn't even pay you 185K. He pays you 166.5K because he's entitled to a cut for something he didn't even do.

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On 8/1/2021 at 11:52 AM, EkaSwede said:

Objection!

He doesn't even pay you 185K. He pays you 166.5K because he's entitled to a cut for something he didn't even do.

 

Lol true, the dude takes a cut from the already way too small cut he gives us, the nerve of this guy. If we get a part2 of this then i kinda want our characters to give Lester a call and (somehow) go like "hey man can you teach this fool some maths and basic respect?" Its pretty rude how he takes much larger cuts then good old lessie (~65%) & then disrespects us the entire time.


 

Spoiler

Also, no cop dlc because of what went down in 'murica but then they add these 2 idiots that seem to be written to be hated, quite the 180..

 

I know i know, sorry i went there, but its odd to say the least.

 

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Tell me you just lost a street race by stacking it on the last turn, without saying you just lost a street race by stacking it on the last turn:

 

 

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That speedrunning guy should definitely play other games, it doesn't look like he enjoys this game at all.

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42 minutes ago, Pedinhuh said:

That speedrunning guy should definitely play other games, it doesn't look like he enjoys this game at all.

 

 

Yup. As someone who lost interest in the game (although I've got to say, Tuners really was enough to drag me back!), there's still a difference between an inconsistent mess in terms of tone, quality, etc., and "the worst game ever made". Heck, Cyberpunk 2077 has arguably worse problems in similar respects, and it's more of a frustrating waste than "Worst. Game. Ever."

 

It's particularly hyperbolic, considering that on the whole, I'd say GTAO updates have been getting better these last few years (starting with the Casino update). After the 2017-2018 low point of endless Gunrunning clones and weaponised stuff (and repetitive delivery grinding that can only be done in public sessions warzones), we've gotten more solo-able missions, heists and heist-style missions with more of the granularity and complexity of the single-player heists, vehicles have been getting better and better, and R* just added one of the most popular updates ever (in no small part because it finally delivered a lot of things people have been wanting since the game launched).

 

The game still has problems, sure, and you can't unring the bell of things like the Oppressors and what-have-you. But the game was never the "worst ever", and it's in a healthier place (IMO) now than it was just a few years ago, so it's a weird complaint to make now, of all times. :dontgetit:

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Judging by the few times I've seen the title, I thought this thread was specifically for Super Duper High Quality HD 4K Modded & Photoshopped GTA related photos but I've only just realized that I've been wrong this entire time.

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Union Depository in singleplayer:

 

-Needs a mega operation to be robbed, with stolen armored cars to infiltrate the bank or a tunnel boring vehicle, two helicopters airlifting the gold or three fast and heavily modified muscle cars, needing to bribe some of the staff people since it would be impossible to do the job otherwise, a team consisting of multiple professional robbers working in tandem like clockwork and doing the best they can to delay the response of the police and the private militia hired to protect the bank;

 

-Was said that the heist couldn't be done because of how crazy tight the security was, the time window they had to act to infiltrate the bank was so little that the team had to be flawless to execute the infiltration.

 

-The job was successful but at a great risk of them all being caught;

 

-The score was over 200 millions.

 

Union depository in Online:

 

-Hurr durr I'm a modaf*cka gangsta who's gonna rob the biggest modaf*cka bank in the modaf*cka city with two wannabe modaf*cka gangstas by doing nothing else but flashing a modaf*cka ID card to a modaf*cka guard and stealing the modaf*cka codes for the vault, stealing the modaf*cka gold in a tiny ass modaf*cka bag and shooting on my modaf*cka way out, modaf*cka assault rifle goes brrrrrr

 

-Modaf*cka hackers, modaf*cka gunmen, modaf*cka helicopters, modaf*cka escape plan? Who needs that modaf*cka sh*t, I just gonna use my OWN MODAf*ckA PERSONAL VEHICLE as a moodaf*cka getaway car because I'm a modaf*cka gangsta!

(Bonus points if your PV even has custom plates with your name on them.)

 

-The score is 300k.

 

Seriously, I wonder what Lester would think of this sh*tshow of a heist. He probably would sic the NOOSE in our auto shop to bust the Pubhead and that cheap whore and then probably try to kill us himself, purely because of how pathetic the whole sh*t is.

 

I'm never doing that heist again and I don't care how easy it is.

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I could probably streamline the bottom text, but it's 1am and I'm tired. I just can't help thinking that the only reason the alarms go off while in the Union Depository vault is because the bank manager is pissed that his wife got the pictures of him cheating and he set a trap for us. Two bit crooks trying to rob the biggest bank can't even black mail properly. Lester wouldn't have made such a dumb mistake. 

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Nice to see whoever designed the Vigilante is still getting work...

 

 

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On 9/4/2021 at 2:53 AM, DeltaV20 said:

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I don't understand. Isn't Los Santos a fictional city set in the real world?

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3 minutes ago, ilovefreebird said:

 

I don't understand. Isn't Los Santos a fictional city set in the real world?

Los santos is not in Japan either, Cayo Perico should be in Atlantic Ocean or Caribbean Sea but R* logic made it appear on Pacific ocean because the island has the same spawn point as the aircraft carrier. Well my fault i should have provided some text with the post 

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Apparently, this meme was the victim of collateral damage in another post, so I guess I'll repost it here for posterity sake.

 

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This gem belongs here:

 

9 hours ago, El Cavilldo said:

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'Give them free bicycles; that will teach them manners for bombing our E&E trailer'

 

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