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The GTAO High Quality ™ Thread

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Verbal Soze
20 minutes ago, Remapped said:

Due to all the crap added to online and I don't want to pollute red dead part of are forum shall post here......

 

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They should've add it to RDRO, bring it down to the lower level than GTAO, space cowboys, a group of white rednecks who loves to stick their lubed ding dongs to their space horse's cameltoe yeeeeehaaaww

 

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There it is

Ay called pegassus boay, caus' eyt can cause u to bleed

in the arsehole

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Attention, attention, high quality prose is upon you!

 

 

Dude gives Alice the greedy eye in the gym,

Lucky he is that she's the peaceful one!

How much does she want to "go Lucy" on him!

(But Lucy lives in a game, there having her fun)

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Also, I'm going to edit all my posts here with their sources too, the people who made these dank memes deserve credit too.

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Mods: there are too many, what are we going to do?

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6 hours ago, PwnageSoldier said:

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I didn't knew that GTAO could run on PS2 lol

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6 hours ago, PwnageSoldier said:
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is that gtamen from youtube? 

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16 hours ago, Piro said:

is that gtamen from youtube? 

Yes it is. During one of his streams (Custom Jobs Showcase Ep. 40-something) his character and everything else on-screen went LOD-mode for a split second when a stunt race was starting. It was quality meme gold.

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The Ballad of Julio Mendoza

 

 

Have ever you pondered the plight,

the agony, thoughts, wishes, and fright,

the existential problems Mendoza might

face, when you shoot him, passing by?

 

I tell you, as professional he takes

much pride in the way how to die;

his life he is not at fear being at stake -

being his destiny, he never even asks, why?

 

As he moves on from story to story,

Helping the hero to excel in glory,

the only thing this actor does worry

is with how much finesse he is killed!

 

His rank and all his pride and also paid buck

in the Troublemakers, Henchmen & Underlings Guild

(for future reference to be just called T.H.U.G.)

on this mere question of hero's action is built!

 

Killed hand-to-hand in honor comes first,

then various kinds of bullets to burst

upon him, dull but ok still, but one thing's the worst:

just being blown up by a proximity mine.

 

The shame, being torn apart by remote

while the hero's not even present? Unfine,

to end just as distant "Boom" down the road -

this sends shivers down his labor-bent spine!

 

Ah, in glorious times thirty years past,

he was celebrated villain on TV cast.

'Colombian druglord', often the Bossfight last!

Those were the days of his prime,

 

but then with the rise of computer age,

assorted monsters, demons and alien slime

brutally pushed him from the endgame stage,

and Yakuza hitmen took over "Crime".

 

And so he ended up in cheap GTA jobs,

mere platoon leader; among his men he drops

unrecognized in the dust, and it never stops,

He is hit, f*cking hit, every time!

 

So he goes to the THUG complaining:

"Such treatment that is not fine!

Surely there must be better offers remaining?

Or at least something with spoken line?"

 

And further: "Excuse for saying it blunt:

Don't dare waste me, villain of great attraction!"

"Fine", says chief, "we have some new stunt,

In this new mission, 'The Los Santos Connection.'"

 

"The Script: A hero fights his way trough

three setups of enemies, the usual kill queue,

but alas! The cunning drug lord - that's you! - 

He escapes in a plane to be chased in grand style!"

 

Mendoza was thrilled, his return to fame

assured - air chases go down well in the file

He would play a villain restoring his name!

(He studied maniacal laughter even for a while)

 

But later he would curse that day

Sipping champagne in the plane - attention he should pay,

to that "click!" from the hull - and steps running away…

 

Then hell breaks loose in the hangar, thereafter

Mendoza rubs his hands, full of glee;

and his vocal cords for that maniacal laughter

he oils with his favorite: fennel tea.

 

The shouts and cries from the hangar die down!

Now is the time! "Pilot, let's leave this town!

For the epic chase---" - and realizes with a frown

what he has overheard - Beep, beep, beepbeeeeep

 

And to thousand pieces he is blown.

Well, that was cheap…

 

So light, friends, a candle for Julio Mendoza,

Whose life and death aren't anything prosa.

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I made a meme.

 

 

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On 11/30/2018 at 1:37 PM, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

There is a High Quality™ thread for RDO?

I was tempted to make one. But I get the vibe that a full on sh*tposting thread might get instantly locked.

 

The B&M thread in the RDO section dwarfs every other thread, so I'm not sure that a thread that would be full of memes taking the p*ss out of R*/T2/RDO as a whole would be allowed.

 

Although if any mod/staff says I can make one I promise to put as little effort into it as I did here 😀.

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On 8/6/2018 at 2:50 PM, livejoker said:

GTA V in real life

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And yet R* forgets the logic behind garage sizes and decides to shove the same 10-car garage layout from the high-end apartments in a small Vinewood Hills property instead of designing a smaller interior to fit it 😂 smh

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