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Outlaw Biker Viking

Niko Bellic is so BA jokes

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Outlaw Biker Viking

I’m sorry but I think Niko Bellic is just as, if not even more BA than Chuck Norris. So..here’s some jokes for myself and fellow GTA IV fans to make, relating to this guy! The following are ones I made up myself:

 

1. Niko Bellic is so BA that he ate every part of a cow.

2. Ya know how Jesus Christ walks on water? Well, Niko Bellic swims on land.

3. Niko Bellic is so BA that the Sun comes up when he tells it he’s ready.

4. Niko Bellic is so BA that his underwear is made of either denim or leather.

5. Niko Bellic is so BA that he won the Nobel Prize, the Oscars, and an Olympic gold medal all in one day!

 

Your turn!

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E=MC^2

what does BA mean?

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universetwisters
7 minutes ago, E=MC^2 said:

what does BA mean?

Badass

 

Also there's a meme thread for sh*tty jokes like these.

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E=MC^2

haha, thanks man. And I was thinking why these jokes aren't even funny:) At least I know what badass means.

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SonOfLiberty

Niko's so badass he's already at the bowling alley before Roman calls him to go bowling.

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The Time Ranger
17 hours ago, Algonquin Assassin said:

Niko's so badass he's already at the bowling alley before Roman calls him to go bowling.

"I may suck at life, but I bowl like an angel."

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Outlaw Biker Viking

Niko is so badass that he gives himself haircuts with a razor sharp machete.

Niko is so badass that the definition of the word “badass” was changed to “Niko Bellic”.

Niko is so badass that he was raised by wolves and born in a cave in Serbia, he would later on meet his cousin Roman.

Niko is so badass that he took down both Darth Vader and Chuck Norris with a firm handshake then told them in his accent to “stay down” and they did!

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MARKUS.

Niko is so badass that can run over a pedestrian and send him to Los Santos from Liberty City

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Outlaw Biker Viking

Niko is so badass that he held his breath in outer space and made it back to Earth alive, landing straight back in Liberty City, barely taking any damage.

Niko is so badass that he beat up Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone simultaneously without even touching them!

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donnits
On 7/3/2018 at 7:31 PM, ThatBenGuy said:

Niko Bellic is so BA that he won the Nobel Prize, the Oscars, and an Olympic gold medal all in one day!

Okay, this is epic

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Eugene H. Krabs

Niko is so badass that he's Niko. That's all you need to know

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SonOfLiberty

Niko's so bad ass he's an easter egg in the new Spiderman game.

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Outlaw Biker Viking

Niko Bellic is so BA that when Dimitri Rascalov and Jimmy Pegorino forced him into a deal, he said “Hell no b*tches! F*ck that sh*t!” while flipping them off. He also said to them “Oh, my bad. I picked Revenge, ain’t that a b*tch?”

Edited by ThatKyloRenGuy

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Stoney0503

niko bellic is a sh*t character

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universetwisters

Niko Bellic is so BA he doesn't get BO

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SonOfLiberty
3 hours ago, Stoney0503 said:

niko bellic is a sh*t character

Good joke, boy.

 

Niko's so bad ass in Serbia he has his own national monument.

 

 

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Grotti Vigilante
Posted (edited)

Niko Bellic is so BA that I am unable to come up with an original and creative way to describe him in a joke for the respective thread.

Edited by Grotti Vigilante

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Benny Guy

Niko Bellic is so BA, his melee combat moves are better than any other character in the whole GTA series.

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Homemade Dynamite

Niko Bellic is so BA that he sends Trevor running back to his mommy after a single punch, without even trying.

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Outlaw Biker Viking

Niko Bellic is so BA that he made Steve Haines cuff himself and Devin Weston cry just by simply looking at both of them funny.

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Sinner!

If this topic doesn't win the nerdiest topic of the last decade at the end of the year, it will be a robbery.

 

OT though

 

Niko is so BA he can slice cheese on his impeccable cheekbones.

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Max.pain

niko is so badass he cannot kill anyone without talking for five minutes

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