Bratva Assassin Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 I’m sorry but I think Niko Bellic is just as, if not even more BA than Chuck Norris. So..here’s some jokes for myself and fellow GTA IV fans to make, relating to this guy! The following are ones I made up myself: 1. Niko Bellic is so BA that he ate every part of a cow. 2. Ya know how Jesus Christ walks on water? Well, Niko Bellic swims on land. 3. Niko Bellic is so BA that the Sun comes up when he tells it he’s ready. 4. Niko Bellic is so BA that his underwear is made of either denim or leather. 5. Niko Bellic is so BA that he won the Nobel Prize, the Oscars, and an Olympic gold medal all in one day! Your turn! UltraGizmo64, iiCriminnaaL, Crossbones and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=MC^2 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 what does BA mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, E=MC^2 said: what does BA mean? Badass Also there's a meme thread for sh*tty jokes like these. Femme Fatale and E=MC^2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=MC^2 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 haha, thanks man. And I was thinking why these jokes aren't even funny:) At least I know what badass means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Niko's so badass he's already at the bowling alley before Roman calls him to go bowling. Nappy, Bratva Assassin, SanLiberty and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Time Ranger Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 17 hours ago, Algonquin Assassin said: Niko's so badass he's already at the bowling alley before Roman calls him to go bowling. "I may suck at life, but I bowl like an angel." Crossbones, UltraGizmo64, Algonquin Assassin and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bratva Assassin Posted July 14, 2018 Author Share Posted July 14, 2018 Niko is so badass that he gives himself haircuts with a razor sharp machete. Niko is so badass that the definition of the word “badass” was changed to “Niko Bellic”. Niko is so badass that he was raised by wolves and born in a cave in Serbia, he would later on meet his cousin Roman. Niko is so badass that he took down both Darth Vader and Chuck Norris with a firm handshake then told them in his accent to “stay down” and they did! iiCriminnaaL, UltraGizmo64 and Algonquin Assassin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARKUS. Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Niko is so badass that can run over a pedestrian and send him to Los Santos from Liberty City Max.pain, iiCriminnaaL, Bratva Assassin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bratva Assassin Posted July 14, 2018 Author Share Posted July 14, 2018 Niko is so badass that he held his breath in outer space and made it back to Earth alive, landing straight back in Liberty City, barely taking any damage. Niko is so badass that he beat up Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone simultaneously without even touching them! Algonquin Assassin and iiCriminnaaL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnits Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 On 7/3/2018 at 7:31 PM, ThatBenGuy said: Niko Bellic is so BA that he won the Nobel Prize, the Oscars, and an Olympic gold medal all in one day! Okay, this is epic iiCriminnaaL, Algonquin Assassin, Bratva Assassin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugene H. Krabs Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Niko is so badass that he's Niko. That's all you need to know Algonquin Assassin, Femme Fatale, Nappy and 5 others 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Niko's so bad ass he's an easter egg in the new Spiderman game. Ehrmantraut, iiCriminnaaL and Bratva Assassin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bratva Assassin Posted December 2, 2018 Author Share Posted December 2, 2018 (edited) Niko Bellic is so BA that when Dimitri Rascalov and Jimmy Pegorino forced him into a deal, he said “Hell no b*tches! F*ck that sh*t!” while flipping them off. He also said to them “Oh, my bad. I picked Revenge, ain’t that a b*tch?” Edited December 2, 2018 by ThatKyloRenGuy Algonquin Assassin, Nappy, UltraGizmo64 and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nah nah nah Gta 6 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 niko bellic is a sh*t character donnits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Niko Bellic is so BA he doesn't get BO iiCriminnaaL and Bratva Assassin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Stoney0503 said: niko bellic is a sh*t character Good joke, boy. Niko's so bad ass in Serbia he has his own national monument. iiCriminnaaL and Bratva Assassin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grotti Vigilante Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 (edited) Niko Bellic is so BA that I am unable to come up with an original and creative way to describe him in a joke for the respective thread. Edited January 3, 2019 by Grotti Vigilante Bratva Assassin, Algonquin Assassin, iiCriminnaaL and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumblebud Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Niko Bellic is so BA, his melee combat moves are better than any other character in the whole GTA series. Algonquin Assassin, iiCriminnaaL, HisNameIsMilad and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homemade Dynamite Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Niko Bellic is so BA that he sends Trevor running back to his mommy after a single punch, without even trying. Algonquin Assassin, iiCriminnaaL and Bratva Assassin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bratva Assassin Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 Niko Bellic is so BA that he made Steve Haines cuff himself and Devin Weston cry just by simply looking at both of them funny. Algonquin Assassin and iiCriminnaaL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinner! Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 If this topic doesn't win the nerdiest topic of the last decade at the end of the year, it will be a robbery. OT though Niko is so BA he can slice cheese on his impeccable cheekbones. iiCriminnaaL, Bratva Assassin, theNGclan and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max.pain Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 niko is so badass he cannot kill anyone without talking for five minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeballs Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 I haven't played GTA 4 but Yeah he looks cool from the trailers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nappy Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 (edited) deleted Edited February 13, 2020 by Payne Niggaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisNameIsMilad Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 Love that he can deal with pressure like a badass should even when the lives of his loved ones are involved and at risk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian J. Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Niko is so BA he skipped the top on his way to the top. Bratva Assassin, HisNameIsMilad and Lance Mayhem 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Mayhem Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Niko is so BA that GTA Online is being renamed GTA On The Line. Niko is so BA that he was laying low in LS for the entire GTAV storyline and remained undetected. Niko is so BA that he won't read this post. billiejoearmstrong8, Adrian J., Bratva Assassin and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nappy Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Niko B is so badass he can get killed by Max Payne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Mayhem Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Niko is so badass, he doesn't even need Dimitri's shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
