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What's up with all these bad moderator jokes?

 

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Yeah, I have a llama. Cute lil motherf*cker. Here's a pic of him in my field :

 

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And this is why I no longer take 90% of the moderators seriously

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Excuse me, this is a topic for showing off your llama. Take your questions somewhere else.

 

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And this is why I no longer take 90% of the moderators seriously

 

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Meh, I used to have a llama. But it broke into my house, so I had to put it down.

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Tacymist

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Put it down?

 

No, my friend. The llama puts YOU down!

 

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Why do middle aged men allow themselves to be paralyzed by paranoia and fear? I swear some of these middle aged guys I know are more Paranoid and scared than little school girls.

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And this is why I no longer take 90% of the moderators seriously

Your first mistake was taking anything on theses forums seriously.

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Ok, an actual question.

Is there a way to take an 'exclusive' game and get it to run on something else? It would make my day if I could play Forza......

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Ok, an actual question.

Is there a way to take an 'exclusive' game and get it to run on something else? It would make my day if I could play Forza......

It is, but only for that game's developers.

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I want to buy a sombrero for my Llama. Can I buy a pre-made one designed for them (e.g. has holes in the top for their ears), or will I have to buy a normal one and have the alterations done?

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Will this place go back to normal?

It is and always has been normal, no? Unless your definition of normal differs from mine, of course. :) Edited by Andreas
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Will this place go back to normal?

It is already normal, isn't it? Unless your definition of normal differs from mine, of course. :)I guess it is normal. :)
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Put it down?

 

No, my friend. The llama puts YOU down!

 

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I want to buy a sombrero for my Llama. Can I buy a pre-made one designed for them (e.g. has holes in the top for their ears), or will I have to buy a normal one and have the alterations done?

I've not seen any pre-made ones, however you could always get a Mexican Donkey sombrero that is quite a common thing find, due to the placement of the ears you may only need a small amount of adjustment and because of the tight knit hair around the ears you may need to add some edging to prevent the the straw from catching. However if you are after the authentic look then I would suggest a Bolivian style Bowler hat (or Derby depending on your parlance)

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Is your llama a redneck, Staten? If so, we can get you fixed up no problem.

 

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Two questions:

-Should I buy a llama?

You know, I never even saw any llama irl.

 

-Why the "Weird Dreams" topic is not "Weird Llamas" now?

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-Why the "Weird Dreams" topic is not "Weird Llamas" now?

Llamas have invaded the entire off-topic subforum, and god help us all if they ever get to the GTA section.

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-Why the "Weird Dreams" topic is not "Weird Llamas" now?

 

I was wondering the same thing about the "The Official Food Porn Thread."

 

 

Wouldn't be a party without The Llama Food Porn Thread!

 

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Because llamas can't be weird, heathen.

Speak for your llama, amigo.

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Do Llamas spit like camels when upset?

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Do Llamas spit like camels when upset?

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