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This question won't sound serious, but it REALLY is.

 

How can I stop my mom from trying to choke my dog?

When you say dog, do you mean your dick?

Is your mother trying to give you hand jobs and you want her to stop?

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feckyerlife

 

but yours has rainbow hair

 

Mine is also an attractive female and not a fictitious magical animal..

It is pretty doe, ain't it?

 

yeah...sure thing..

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Hey you racist, Rainbow Dash is just as much a person as...

 

 

Naw, couldn't keep a straight face, sorry.

 

And here I was trying to be nice about it...

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Drill Sergeant

 

Anyone knows any funny Australian T.V shows?

iggy azelea music videos?

 

 

Why the hell would I want to watch that?

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yeah...sure thing..

 

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Chole Norgaard is not amuse.

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feckyerlife

 

 

Anyone knows any funny Australian T.V shows?

iggy azelea music videos?

 

 

Why the hell would I want to watch that?

 

you said something funny and Australian. it was the first thing that came to mine, Australian boxing is pretty funny too

 

yeah...sure thing..

 

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Chole Norgaard is not amuse.

 

im not from Viking land, enlighten me as too whom she is

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feckyerlife

 

 

im not from Viking land, enlighten me as too whom she is

 

 

 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Chloe+Norgaard

 

Take your pick.

 

i mean i saw her ig.. is she suppose to be famous or something..i have no idea who she is.. i guess should've elaborated more

 

edit: i see now, shes a model of some type

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Hey you racist, Rainbow Dash is just as much a person as...

 

 

Naw, couldn't keep a straight face, sorry.

You feelin lucky, punk?

 

You and me, after school behind the gym. We'll, duke it out, bub.

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This is Animal Cruelty which is a crime and she can be arrested for it, If you truly want her stopped then record a video/picture of her doing it and send it to the Police if you're worried about her finding out it's you report it anonymously by either calling or sending the picture/video to the police.

 

Otherwise she'll keep doing it until the Dog is dead.

 

Either that or give the dog away to a family who will care about him/her

Why does your mother want to choke your dog in the first place? ._.

Why do you spell like a Yank? ;)

Ask her not to. Physically restrain her. Spray her with water. Smack her with a newspaper. Call the cops. Hide the dog. Build a device that protects the dog's neck. Tie your mum's hands or immobilise them in some way. Teach your dog to get out of the choking manoeuvre. Internet shame her. Get rid of the dog. Get rid of your mum. Build your dog's neck muscles up so choking doesn't affect it.

 

Take your pick.

Thank you those who replied. Your answers will, ummmm, come in handy....

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Thank you those who replied. Your answers will, ummmm, come in handy....

Jeez, I just wanted to know why your mother wanted to choke your damn dog.

 

Why don't you do something about it? Correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I see, you did nothing to stop your mother from trying to choke your dog. Come on. "Oh, my dog is getting choked. Guess I'll do nothing about it." Really? Why would you just let your mother choke your dog?

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Jeez, I just wanted to know why your mother wanted to choke your damn dog.

Why don't you do something about it? Correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I see, you did nothing to stop your mother from trying to choke your dog. Come on. "Oh, my dog is getting choked. Guess I'll do nothing about it." Really? Why would you just let your mother choke your dog?

I'm not being ungrateful or sarcastic, I'm just saying thanks for replying. The answers are being used for something else. Any reply is acceptable, no matter how relevant. Edited by Hocko1999_fgc
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Jeez, I just wanted to know why your mother wanted to choke your damn dog.

Why don't you do something about it? Correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I see, you did nothing to stop your mother from trying to choke your dog. Come on. "Oh, my dog is getting choked. Guess I'll do nothing about it." Really? Why would you just let your mother choke your dog?

I'm not being ungrateful or sarcastic, I'm just saying thanks for replying. The answers are being used for something else

 

 

What do you mean they're being used for something else? Those were specifically answers on how to deal with a dog choking mother. You can't just apply that advice to something else like "how to change sparkplugs" or "Why won't my tomato plants grow?". IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

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What do you mean they're being used for something else? Those were specifically answers on how to deal with a dog choking mother. You can't just apply that advice to something else like "how to change sparkplugs" or "Why won't my tomato plants grow?". IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

 

It doesn't need to be used for that. I say it again, thank you for replying people. Edited by Hocko1999_fgc
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Why do people from the Northern/Western states fly the Confederate flag?

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Why do people from the Northern/Western states fly the Confederate flag?

Because.

 

 

Confederates Is Love. Confederates is Life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(i have no idea what a confederate even is)

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Why do people from the Northern/Western states fly the Confederate flag?

Mostly southern pride but maybe 1 out of every 5,000 know the actual meaning behind the flag and that it wasn't actually the Confederate States Of America flag but rather the flag of the Battle Flag of The Northern Virgina company of the Confederate Army

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Since this question of mine was buried, I'll ask it again.

 

What description would best fit your posting habits here, A Generalist, or a Specialist?

 

For me, I am A Generalist. :)

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Why do people from the Northern/Western states fly the Confederate flag?

Some form of Southern "pride" (for what?), I guess? Most of them don't realize it makes them look like racist assholes.
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Why do people from the Northern/Western states fly the Confederate flag?

 

Southerners living in the north would be my best guess. Some people also see it as a rebellion thing and not just a southern US thing, you get people flying it or wearing it on their clothes because it's part of the design or as a button/badge/pin thing even in Europe even though they obviously have no connection to The South. I've seen it on the odd car here as well.

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feckyerlife

Why do people from the Northern/Western states fly the Confederate flag?

I ask my sister that all the time, she has one in her room...my dad is from ohio and my mom is korean...

 

Why do people from the Northern/Western states fly the Confederate flag?

Mostly southern pride but maybe 1 out of every 5,000 know the actual meaning behind the flag and that it wasn't actually the Confederate States Of America flag but rather the flag of the Battle Flag of The Northern Virgina company of the Confederate Army

 

well maybe thats why she has it, never knew that reason

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Why do people from the Northern/Western states fly the Confederate flag?

I ask my sister that all the time, she has one in her room...my dad is from ohio and my mom is korean...Explain the origins of the CSA to her and why they went to war... that should be enough to make her drop it.
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feckyerlife

 

 

Why do people from the Northern/Western states fly the Confederate flag?

I ask my sister that all the time, she has one in her room...my dad is from ohio and my mom is korean...
Explain the origins of the CSA to her and why they went to war... that should be enough to make her drop it.

 

lol my sister is 25, im sure she knows.. shes just weird. she has the flag and right next to it is a giant Coexist poster. we are from NoVa, maybe thats why she has it.IDK but shes a weirdo

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Hey you racist, Rainbow Dash is just as much a person as...

 

 

Naw, couldn't keep a straight face, sorry.

You feelin lucky, punk?

 

You and me, after school behind the gym. We'll, duke it out, bub.

 

whoa careful there, Bro. The teachers are watching
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AboveAndBeyoncé

Who else on the forum is fascinated with time travel?

I like to think about if a time machine is actually working in this day and age..

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Who else on the forum is fascinated with time travel?

I like to think about if a time machine is actually working in this day and age..

I was, once. But then I traveled to the future and got over it.

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So some sports like basketball and baseball have series with 7 or so games. If a team can win a seven game series in four games by winning four straight, what happens for the people who bought tickets to the last three games?

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The Dedito Gae

 

Why do people from the Northern/Western states fly the Confederate flag?

 

Southerners living in the north would be my best guess. Some people also see it as a rebellion thing and not just a southern US thing, you get people flying it or wearing it on their clothes because it's part of the design or as a button/badge/pin thing even in Europe even though they obviously have no connection to The South. I've seen it on the odd car here as well.

here in my country is a clothing brand used by white people who doesn't even know what the confederate flag means.

 

being honest, the flag looks badass.

 

What description would best fit your posting habits here,...

sh*tposter.

 

Question: could i put a fatality gif (Mortal Kombat) in my profile or would i be warned by mods for posting gore?

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feckyerlife

 

Who else on the forum is fascinated with time travel?

I like to think about if a time machine is actually working in this day and age..

I was, once. But then I traveled to the future and got over it.

 

i take it that you been to japan

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Can someone recommend a site that's like reddit, but isn't reddit. It's turning into f*cking tumblr 2.0 they just banned all my fav subreddits like fatpeople hate. The 2 top posts on the front page of reddit were calling the admins out and then they suddenly disappeared. f*cking BS. They're c*nts and the place is full of other phaggotry like that and I generally find myself pounding my head on the table too often when I read comments.

 

Not tumblr, 9gag, or 4chan.

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