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That's not Austrian, dick weed.

 

Is this really how you address a stranger over the internet? I'm starting to think a lot of 4Chan users are on here...

 

Yes it is really how I address some dude who is known for questionable content over the internet. Was using a non-inflammatory pejorative to refer to him really noteworthy?

 

I'm guessing you're not in the mood anymore.

Listen, I typed Austrian instead of Australian. My mistake

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No worries, check out Bondi Beach, it's my favorite Australia-related TV show.

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Whereas Batman (who sucks btw) can punch about as fast as a really rich white dude with a rapedungeon full of bat flavored cosplay gear. I mean assuming he didn't spend a few billion having his company make some sort of fast punching device. In which case he still loses.

why did i liked a post that says that Batman sucks? Edited by Midnight Hitman
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There's this guy on YouTube who did GTA San Andreas myth videos that I used to watch a few years ago but I can't remember his name or find his channel. The thing I remember best about his videos was the X-Files theme that played during the intro. I can confirm that he's not MegaMythHunter or DarkMythHunter. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?

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There's this guy on YouTube who did GTA San Andreas myth videos that I used to watch a few years ago but I can't remember his name or find his channel. The thing I remember best about his videos was the X-Files theme that played during the intro. I can confirm that he's not MegaMythHunter or DarkMythHunter. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?

Was it destaliusdark / darkdestalius.

 

I can't check, buddy eustice be my favorite, and al betty did x-files music.

 

e: His name's Darth Dementious. I think I mixed him up with a GTAf user. lol

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regarding the GTA online section.

 

I've tried using the search feature and tried looking page by page and still couldn't find it.

Can anybody please tell me why the most useful topic in that section is no longer pinned?

What pisses me off is that I haven't been on here in a week or two and can't for the life of me remember the title...

It was the topic telling people what is in heists, what's the best way to beat them and what rewards you got.

Wish I had more to go on but I honestly would never have thought that this of all things would have been unpinned.

If a moderator or lead-by sees this could you pretty please with sugar on top pin this thread again?

 

 

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Question here:

 

How fast can Superman punch? Is he faster than the Batman?

 

depends whether or not batman is wearing his kryptonite undies. he doesn't wear them all the time due to the potential risk of ball cancer

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I haven't really seen Superman display his punching speed. I've seen him dodge, run and fly fast but never punch fast.

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regarding the GTA online section.

 

I've tried using the search feature and tried looking page by page and still couldn't find it.

Can anybody please tell me why the most useful topic in that section is no longer pinned?

What pisses me off is that I haven't been on here in a week or two and can't for the life of me remember the title...

It was the topic telling people what is in heists, what's the best way to beat them and what rewards you got.

Wish I had more to go on but I honestly would never have thought that this of all things would have been unpinned.

If a moderator or lead-by sees this could you pretty please with sugar on top pin this thread again?

 

 

Is it this one?

 

Heist Walkthrough and Rewards.

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If a moderator or lead-by sees this could you pretty please with sugar on top pin this thread again?

It doesn't need to be pinned anymore 99% of people playing GTAO has done all the heist so it's no longer needed and it was just taking up room.

 

Besides did you even bother looking in the Guides & Strategies section before coming in here and bitching?

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If a moderator or lead-by sees this could you pretty please with sugar on top pin this thread again?

It doesn't need to be pinned anymore 99% of people playing GTAO has done all the heist so it's no longer needed and it was just taking up room.

 

Besides did you even bother looking in the Guides & Strategies section before coming in here and bitching?

 

I found it there in that Section, via a Google Search. :)

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This question won't sound serious, but it REALLY is.

 

How can I stop my mom from trying to choke my dog?

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This question won't sound serious, but it REALLY is.

 

How can I stop my mom from trying to choke my dog?

Why does your mother want to choke your dog in the first place? ._. Edited by LightningLord

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This question won't sound serious, but it REALLY is.

 

How can I stop my mom from trying to choke my dog?

Why do you spell like a Yank? ;)

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This question won't sound serious, but it REALLY is.

 

How can I stop my mom from trying to choke my dog?

 

Ask her not to. Physically restrain her. Spray her with water. Smack her with a newspaper. Call the cops. Hide the dog. Build a device that protects the dog's neck. Tie your mum's hands or immobilise them in some way. Teach your dog to get out of the choking manoeuvre. Internet shame her. Get rid of the dog. Get rid of your mum. Build your dog's neck muscles up so choking doesn't affect it.

 

Take your pick.

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No, no.. she isn't literally grabbing the dog and choking it.

Why does your mother want to choke your dog in the first place? ._.

She doesn't like it I guess. Duuno. Just caught her jamming a stick down it's throat.

Why do you spell like a Yank? ;)

Habit.

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call the f*cking animal police come on

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No, no.. she isn't literally grabbing the dog and choking it.

Why does your mother want to choke your dog in the first place? ._.

She doesn't like it I guess. Duuno. Just caught her jamming a stick down it's throat.

This is Animal Cruelty which is a crime and she can be arrested for it, If you truly want her stopped then record a video/picture of her doing it and send it to the Police if you're worried about her finding out it's you report it anonymously by either calling or sending the picture/video to the police.

 

Otherwise she'll keep doing it until the Dog is dead.

 

Either that or give the dog away to a family who will care about him/her

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This question won't sound serious, but it REALLY is.

 

How can I stop my mom from trying to choke my dog?

Ask her not to. Physically restrain her. Spray her with water. Smack her with a newspaper. Call the cops. Hide the dog. Build a device that protects the dog's neck. Tie your mum's hands or immobilise them in some way. Teach your dog to get out of the choking manoeuvre. Internet shame her. Get rid of the dog. Get rid of your mum. Build your dog's neck muscles up so choking doesn't affect it.

 

Take your pick.

 

Seriously? ^ Even the wannabe North Korean (Troubadour) gave a better answer compared to your pitiful fail of a joke.

 

That said, reporting her to the cops would be the best thing to do in this case.

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This question won't sound serious, but it REALLY is.

 

How can I stop my mom from trying to choke my dog?

Ask her not to. Physically restrain her. Spray her with water. Smack her with a newspaper. Call the cops. Hide the dog. Build a device that protects the dog's neck. Tie your mum's hands or immobilise them in some way. Teach your dog to get out of the choking manoeuvre. Internet shame her. Get rid of the dog. Get rid of your mum. Build your dog's neck muscles up so choking doesn't affect it.

 

Take your pick.

 

Seriously? ^ Even the wannabe North Korean (Troubadour) gave a better answer compared to your pitiful fail of a joke.

 

That said, reporting her to the cops would be the best thing to do in this case.

 

 

Getting mocked by a brony. So this is what my life has come to now.

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Anyone knows any funny Australian T.V shows?

iggy azelea music videos?

No, no.. she isn't literally grabbing the dog and choking it.

Why does your mother want to choke your dog in the first place? ._.

She doesn't like it I guess. Duuno. Just caught her jamming a stick down it's throat.

Why do you spell like a Yank? ;)

Habit.

 

jam that stick down her throat

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This question won't sound serious, but it REALLY is.

 

How can I stop my mom from trying to choke my dog?

Ask her not to. Physically restrain her. Spray her with water. Smack her with a newspaper. Call the cops. Hide the dog. Build a device that protects the dog's neck. Tie your mum's hands or immobilise them in some way. Teach your dog to get out of the choking manoeuvre. Internet shame her. Get rid of the dog. Get rid of your mum. Build your dog's neck muscles up so choking doesn't affect it.

 

Take your pick.

 

Seriously? ^ Even the wannabe North Korean (Troubadour) gave a better answer compared to your pitiful fail of a joke.

 

That said, reporting her to the cops would be the best thing to do in this case.

 

 

Getting mocked by a brony. So this is what my life has come to now.

 

im old whats a brony?

I think i broke my right hand knuckles or something,my fingers work but my knuckles hurt ,and look bruised,should i go to a doctor?

 

i punched and broke stuff before and never had this problem,also my right hand looks inflamated.

well when i was a lad, my friends and i got into a fist fight with another group. long story short, i had broke my pinky and wrist. but i didnt go to the Dr till it was to late. they ended up having to rebreak my finger to set it properly or it wouldve healed crooked.

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im old whats a brony?

 

A bro of the "My Little Pony" persuasion. Bro + Pony = Brony

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im old whats a brony?

 

A bro of the "My Little Pony" persuasion. Bro + Pony = Brony

 

whats with all the rainbow avatars

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Ask A Brony bruh, like or .

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but yours has rainbow hair

 

Mine is also an attractive female and not a fictitious magical animal..

It is pretty doe, ain't it?

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SWEETSAPRIK

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Hey you racist, Rainbow Dash is just as much a person as...

 

 

Naw, couldn't keep a straight face, sorry.

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