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Hey, guys, I have a question.

 

My router has 7 lamps/indicators on it: ''Power'', ''Ethernet'', ''USB'', ''WLAN'', ''DSL'', ''Internet'' and ''Voice''. For the past years, 4 out of 7 worked as it was set that way. ''USB'', ''WLAN'' and ''Voice'' were shut down all the time. Now, today out of the blue, my ''Voice'' lamp/indicator on the router has turned on. I don't know what it does or what it indicates? Also, why did it turn on out of the blue? Can anyone tell me what that ''Voice'' indicates?

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I used to be able to open a PDF file in my browser without having to download it(Mozilla Firefox). Now it has me download it and I have to open it manually. How can I fix this?

The option to change how PDFs are opened is in the preferences under the applications menu.

 

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Why is this month so crazy?

Every month is "so crazy".

 

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Would an annual salary of $100K be enough to allow you live comfortably, single, in the state of Texas (where there is no personal income tax)? How much would I get paid monthly? Say I'd want a nice $350,000 house, out of the city limits, and a $65,000 car. Would I be able to have those things and still have some money left over?

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I'm almost certain that you asked that very same question in the last "Have a Question" thread.

 

As stated before: That's enough to live like a king. Before taxes, it would come out to about $8300/month.

 

I think that if you saved up for a few years, you could easily afford those things.

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I think it all depends on where you want to live in Texas. I can imagine living on the outskirts of Houston or Dallas would be more expensive than living outside of some small town.

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Is there something happening with Facebook again? It keeps popping up ''Something went wrong'' to me. Can anyone else login into their accounts? Anyone else experiencing the same thing now?

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Is there something happening with Facebook again? It keeps popping up ''Something went wrong'' to me. Can anyone else login into their accounts? Anyone else experiencing the same thing now?

I have the same issue. It'll be back up soon, I'm sure.

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Rubbing the vagina of a girl without having washed hands before can do any harm to her? If yes, which might be the symptoms?

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You're probably looking at pregnancy, miro.

What? How is that related? There was no dick involved.

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Rubbing the vagina of a girl without having washed hands before can do any harm to her? If yes, which might be the symptoms?

 

 

You're asking if dirty body parts rubbing against our genitals can cause harm. Think about this one really hard for a minute.

 

 

Yes, it can. Get her to a doctor if she's feeling unwell in her netherregions you brute.

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How much would you trust a doctor in Romania

More or less, depends.

 

 

Rubbing the vagina of a girl without having washed hands before can do any harm to her? If yes, which might be the symptoms?

 

 

You're asking if dirty body parts rubbing against our genitals can cause harm. Think about this one really hard for a minute.

 

 

Yes, it can. Get her to a doctor if she's feeling unwell in her netherregions you brute.

Hands weren't exactly dirty, just weren't washed before.

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Rubbing the vagina of a girl without having washed hands before can do any harm to her? If yes, which might be the symptoms?

 

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if your hands are really dirty I suppose you could give her a UTI (urinary tract infection) or something similar.

but unless you're used to going straight from drilling for oil to fingering bitches, it probably won't be an issue :sigh:

 

a good rule of thumb - if you care about yourself and your partner - is to make sure you're just clean in general before having sex.

 

Would an annual salary of $100K be enough to allow you live comfortably, single, in the state of Texas (where there is no personal income tax)? How much would I get paid monthly? Say I'd want a nice $350,000 house, out of the city limits, and a $65,000 car. Would I be able to have those things and still have some money left over?

the real question is: why the hell would you want to live in Texas of all places?

 

your money would go a lot further in other states, and you wouldn't be surrounded by bible-thumping, slack-jawed, yokels.

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You're probably looking at pregnancy, miro.

What? How is that related? There was no dick involved.

 

Touching/fingering a vagina with dirty hands is the leading cause of unplanned teen pregnancy. Might need to go pick up a pregnancy test just to be sure.

 

Question: Does filling out job applications through the company's website actually work? I've probably put in 50+ applications to various local places and no one has responded.

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if your hands are really dirty I suppose you could give her a UTI (urinary tract infection) or something similar.

but unless you're used to going straight from drilling for oil to fingering bitches, it probably won't be an issue :sigh:

 

a good rule of thumb - if you care about yourself and your partner - is to make sure you're just clean in general before having sex.

As I said, the hands weren't REALLY dirty, they weren't dirty at all. I didn't touch food or anything before doing it. Just touched the usual door knobs and stuff, telephone and all that. It's not like my hands were full of mud and stuff alike.

 

 

 

You're probably looking at pregnancy, miro.

What? How is that related? There was no dick involved.

 

Touching/fingering a vagina with dirty hands is the leading cause of unplanned teen pregnancy. Might need to go pick up a pregnancy test just to be sure.

Could it be that bad? As I said, there was no sperm involved. And I can't say that my hands were actually dirty in any way. They were pretty clean, haven't touched anything out of the ordinary, just the door knobs.

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ok dude it's fine.

unless you dipped your paws into a vat of AIDS before giving her the shocker, she'll be fine.

 

she won't get pregnant.

she won't get sick.

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I think it all depends on where you want to live in Texas. I can imagine living on the outskirts of Houston or Dallas would be more expensive than living outside of some small town.

Meh, I'd like to stay around the outskirts of San Antonio. A lot of the nice houses near me are $320k-$400k.

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Rubbing the vagina of a girl without having washed hands before can do any harm to her? If yes, which might be the symptoms?

Death.Yeah, his death by her father's unwashed hands as it goes through his unwashed face. Edited by Danz.
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Does filling out job applications through the company's website actually work? I've probably put in 50+ applications to various local places and no one has responded.

for the most part, yes.

It is a preliminary "test" to weed out prospective individuals.

i filled out quite a few, and after a month I had three call backs to three. All the same company but different locations in state. I was accepted at all three, so I had my choice.

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Would an annual salary of $100K be enough to allow you live comfortably, single, in the state of Texas (where there is no personal income tax)? How much would I get paid monthly? Say I'd want a nice $350,000 house, out of the city limits, and a $65,000 car. Would I be able to have those things and still have some money left over?

the real question is: why the hell would you want to live in Texas of all places?

 

your money would go a lot further in other states, and you wouldn't be surrounded by bible-thumping, slack-jawed, yokels.

First of all I already live here, in San Antonio actually, and I'm not surrounded by bible-thumping, slack-jawed, yokels at all. I've learned to love it here and I wouldn't mind living here in the future. I mean it's also pretty cheap down here and it isn't ugly at all. For fun I could visit one of the three lakes surrounding the city, visit the Hill Country, or go downtown. It isn't a sh*thole and I doubt you've even been here, you're just basing all of your statements off of stereotypes.

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First of all I already live here

good enough reason for me.

I was just being sarcastic; sorry for making you explain it.

 

for the record, my best friend went to Corpus Christi for marine biology and we have family in Galveston, so I've been there more than once.

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Sorry, wrong thread.

 

*EDIT* Just to contribute to the thread: How many showers do you guys get a day? I take two because I have oily skin, and if I don't my acne flares up.

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So I got this maths question, and it asks: There is a stratified survey where 20% of the senior years are surveryed. There is 120 year 11 students and 240 in year 12. How many people would they have to survey in year 12?

 

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Initally I thought you had to add the two years together and put 240 over the whole amount, multiplying that by 100 but that doesn't account for the 20% does it?

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