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[trip]

Yeah, sorry to kinda just take the lame way out with a gimmicky pic.

 

Anyway...it sounds like maybe you should go for a real girlfriend and not some rent a girl. Honest. It may not be easy and painless, but everyone gets a girlfriend/boyfriend/other/dirty sex friend/whatever. Worth the extra money and investment even.

Edited April 8, 2015 by trip

[Raavi]

But f*ck, there has to be a way. Another way. Always another way.

 

Japan has got you covered: http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/rent-a-girlfriend-service-offers-simulated-romance

 

Or you could, I don't know go out there and get a girlfriend?

[ClaudX]

That's seems to be the best route. Find yourself a nice girl. From what I've seen, girls like cuddling or whatever.

 

To be fair, I haven't seen a whole lot. Take my words with a grain of salt, if you wish.

[RavingWithJesus]

Japan has got you covered: http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/rent-a-girlfriend-service-offers-simulated-romance

 

That article is the saddest, most pathetic thing I've read in a while...talk about a sugar coated way to describe an escort service. How are people that desperate?

Edited April 8, 2015 by RavingWithJesus

[ClaudX]

 

Japan has got you covered: http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/rent-a-girlfriend-service-offers-simulated-romance

 

That article is the saddest, most pathetic thing I've read in a while...talk about a sugar coated way to describe an escort service. How are people that desperate?

 

Some people's genes aren't kind to them. Still, it's a lot better than VR porn. Who's desperate enough for that?

[Alpha Demigod]

Japan has got you covered: http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/rent-a-girlfriend-service-offers-simulated-romance

 

Holy crappers. We need a service like that here in the west. f*cking awesome stuff. And it doesn't have to be "nasty" like RavingWithJesus said. No escort service involved. There could be a strict "no intercourse" policy that is regulated

and enforced. The service would only be for the standard hugging, kissing, cuddling, etc. and even company/companionship.Can you buy a simulated girlfriend so she can lend a sympathetic ear? Yeah.

 

 

Or you could, I don't know go out there and get a girlfriend?

 

You say that as if getting a girlfriend is like "oh go down to the grocery store and buy eggs". As if its easy and mechanical. Like me going outside will get a girlfriend. But my rigorous research conducted on members of this forum has proven to me that its not a mechanical process nor one you pursue. A girlfriend is one of those things that just falls into your life, according to the denizens of this forum.

 

 

Anyway, I don't want to hijack this thread with relationship therapy and all that kind of crap. But I extend a thanks to you, Trip, and the others who attempted to help me. I don't think I'm financially able to move to Japan. So I guess my only option is to stick with what that other guy said.

 

It should be easy enough to email the escort and let her know I'm not interested in sex but just a soft, sensual, intimate experience. And, because I had no intention of having sex...it's not illegal right?

[ClaudX]

It should be easy enough to email the escort and let her know I'm not interested in sex but just a soft, sensual, intimate experience. And, because I had no intention of having sex...it's not illegal right?

It's not illegal. She just might be creeped out.

[make total destroy]

Serious question about commercial sex services, from a guy that knows f*ck all about sexuality and social norms and such.

I live in Toronto and I've played enough GTA and seen enough movies to know of the basic sex services.

 

Strip clubs, prostitution, or those massage parlors where Asian women help you fap at the end.

I have never utilized the latter two services but I have been to a strip club and paid to have a woman rub her b00bs in my face.

 

I am wondering, is there a service that includes a make-out? To be honest, I'm more turned on by the idea of making out with a chick then her dancing sensually around a pole.

 

I tried kissing my stripper during the lap dance and she said that's not allowed. It was literally just $20 for 3 minutes of her doing some Beyonce-esque dance moves in my face and I was allowed

to touch her jugs and such.

 

Is there some sort of service I don't know about along the lines of "girlfriend rental". Something where you can just pay to lay in bed with a chick, arms in each other, and just engage in philematology.

 

Someone on another forum told me no such service exists, but I can see an escort and email her letting her know I want the "girlfriend experience" (kissing, foreplay, etc.) and see if she will offer it. This idea seemed reasonable, but the main problem was seeing an escort is illegal in my province as of recently. And I also have no earthly idea on how to go about getting one.

 

But I am not interested in having sex, so if sexual intercourse is not being exchanged in a commercial context...nothing illegal is going on, right?

lol

[Coin]

Escort services are what you are looking for.

[krashr]

perhaps a rent.a.psychotherapist service would be more help

 

i am a cock gobbler and i love to gobble cocks

Edited April 8, 2015 by krashr

[Share Sharqi]

Or a gym membership so you can work out more than your wrist

[knock2000]

perhaps a rent.a.psychotherapist service would be more help

 

i am a cock gobbler and i love to gobble cocks

 

 

You should meet my friend "gay tony" in liberty city, you and him would get along nicely

[krashr]

been there, gobbled that, stained the t-shirt

 

i am a cock gobbler and i love to gobble cocks

[dudclub55]

 

Japan has got you covered: http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/rent-a-girlfriend-service-offers-simulated-romance

 

Holy crappers. We need a service like that here in the west. f*cking awesome stuff. And it doesn't have to be "nasty" like RavingWithJesus said. No escort service involved. There could be a strict "no intercourse" policy that is regulated

and enforced. The service would only be for the standard hugging, kissing, cuddling, etc. and even company/companionship.Can you buy a simulated girlfriend so she can lend a sympathetic ear? Yeah.

 

How would it feel knowing that you're in a simulated relationship? Not trying to pick on you or anything but that's got to hurt.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

What Looney Toons short is this scene from?:

 

[puffy]

@TeleportUppercutSpam - Maybe if you haven't accepted that relationships are useless to you yet, which is becoming more and more prevalent in the US. I know in Japan there are guys who basically dedicate themselves to not being in relationships, they're called herbivores I think. Japanese people being weird aside, it shows that some people don't mind and have moved beyond feeling hurt by not having an SO, and I think that as people become increasingly sexually liberated and traditional marriage decays, we'll see a lot more of that since there's no social obligation to get married then, and therefore less pressure from family, friends, media, etc.

 

I've always been into being breathed on. Like, usually I don't even know whether I'm gay, straight, pansexual, asexual, or what? My sexuality is basically based around whatever urges I get, and when I'm not hott I feel like I could just give up on all that crap. But when anyone gets close to my face and lets out a breath I know my place in life. Hot, cold, fresh, meaty, whatever, it gets me off like nothing does! Unfortunately there is no place for me in society. If I go out on a date with a girl and ask her to breathe on me, she gets up and leaves. If I post an ad on craig's list I get replies, but none of them are up for it. I'm terrified that if I ever got married and told him/her they'd just let out a disturbed puff of air and leave me, and that wouldn't work anyway since due to my sexuality any sort of marriage would be meaningless anyway. There's basically no way to fulfill myself.

Edited April 8, 2015 by puffy

[I cucked Alex Jones]

 

Japan has got you covered: http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/rent-a-girlfriend-service-offers-simulated-romance

 

Holy crappers. We need a service like that here in the west. f*cking awesome stuff. And it doesn't have to be "nasty" like RavingWithJesus said. No escort service involved. There could be a strict "no intercourse" policy that is regulated

and enforced. The service would only be for the standard hugging, kissing, cuddling, etc. and even company/companionship.Can you buy a simulated girlfriend so she can lend a sympathetic ear? Yeah.

 

 

Or you could, I don't know go out there and get a girlfriend?

 

You say that as if getting a girlfriend is like "oh go down to the grocery store and buy eggs". As if its easy and mechanical. Like me going outside will get a girlfriend. But my rigorous research conducted on members of this forum has proven to me that its not a mechanical process nor one you pursue. A girlfriend is one of those things that just falls into your life, according to the denizens of this forum.

 

 

Anyway, I don't want to hijack this thread with relationship therapy and all that kind of crap. But I extend a thanks to you, Trip, and the others who attempted to help me. I don't think I'm financially able to move to Japan. So I guess my only option is to stick with what that other guy said.

 

It should be easy enough to email the escort and let her know I'm not interested in sex but just a soft, sensual, intimate experience. And, because I had no intention of having sex...it's not illegal right?

 

[ClaudX]

What Looney Toons short is this scene from?:

 

-snip-

I believe it is from Duck! Rabbit!, Duck!

[Osho]

While looking for some research papers ( scientific explanation ) by reputed people or experts to provide good details on how did Edward Leedskalnin do the lifting, I came across an interesting site where a man named W.T. Wallington seems to have already developed an understanding to the technique might have been used by Ed. too.

So, I'd like to know

1. As I was originally looking for - an explanation on Ed. Leeds. methods or, at least, providing a good insight. All I see are links to some books. I don't want to buy a book, rather anyone who knows and can direct me to good site/blog would be really great.

2. Also, if W.T. Wallington have an answer then I'm confused as to why Ed. Leeds. work is still labelled as "unresolved"? Do the scientific minds or the science fraternity approve of Wallington's case and found a logical and accurate explanation or there are still no answers? I thought this guy would have cracked it. I guess, I'm missing something.

Any help on this would be appreciated. Thanks!

[Share Sharqi]

I know in Japan there are guys who basically dedicate themselves to not being in relationships, they're called herbivores I think

Unless that is a metaphorical allegory for their non-pursuit of desires of the flesh that is a quite peculiar name for them to give themselves, and I am guessing you might just have the wrong word. A hedonist perhaps, would pursue the perceived advantages without the need for commitment or compromise, and high levels of control, and as such might eschew traditional relationship archetypes.

 

With the breathing thing, I mean it's hardly the strangest fetishism around, similar in respect to people who likes to hear whispering - the intimacy and the nuances of sensory stimulation.

Edited April 8, 2015 by Share Sharqi

[Alpha Demigod]

i am a cock gobbler and i love to gobble cocks

 

That's okay dude we're not homophobic so you can say whatever you need about gobbling and such.

 

You can also get in touch with this guy:

 

 

 

How would it feel knowing that you're in a simulated relationship? Not trying to pick on you or anything but that's got to hurt.

 

Nothing is capable of hurting me. I wouldn't really feel too much because I have brought the whole simulation upon myself, if I was the one who actively seeked out the simulator

and used it on my own initiative...how could I possibly be hurt?

 

It's a different story when you meet a girl that likes you and becomes your girflriend, then you realize your parents were actually paying her to pretend to like you just to get you out of the house. Like in that movie "Failure to Launch".

I can see where someone could be hurt from that situation.

 

But if it wasn't that, I see no other source of hurt in the situation.

[PhillBellic]

 

i am a cock gobbler and i love to gobble cocks

 

That's okay dude we're not homophobic so you can say whatever you need about gobbling and such.

 

You can also get in touch with this guy:

 

 

 

 

Let's not forget about this guy.

 

[Abel.]

Haven't we helped you enough, Bordeus? At this point I honestly suspect trolling. Try not to fixate so much on the girl issue, focus on your studies and try to make more friends after your exams.

[Dottie]

Haven't we helped you enough, Bordeus? At this point I honestly suspect trolling. Try not to fixate so much on the girl issue, focus on your studies and try to make more friends after your exams.

Everyone has heard of this saying:

Exams b4 hoes. oh wait...

[Zook]

used it on my own initiative...how could I possibly be hurt?

 

Well use your own initiative to drink half a bottle of vodka, go down to a club, find a girl and kiss her. And before you say it's not like buying something off Amazon and how it's not that easy, it isn't that easy, it's easier. You have to find your card and type all the stuff in. In a club situation you just need to go up to a girl and do the bob and sway, if she rejects you move on, treat it like a game, that makes it easier.

 

And I'm not even some Alpha-male type guy. I'm quite average and it worked when I used to do it.

Edited April 8, 2015 by Zook

[Alexander]

Haven't we helped you enough, Bordeus? At this point I honestly suspect trolling. Try not to fixate so much on the girl issue, focus on your studies and try to make more friends after your exams.

I don't think he's trolling. I honestly believe that he's the kind of guy who thinks society is too complicated, bla bla bla, and girls are too hard to get so he won't even try.

 

Still Bordeus, I hope ypu find whatever you're looking for

[feckyerlife]

Serious question about commercial sex services, from a guy that knows f*ck all about sexuality and social norms and such.

I live in Toronto and I've played enough GTA and seen enough movies to know of the basic sex services.

 

Strip clubs, prostitution, or those massage parlors where Asian women help you fap at the end.

I have never utilized the latter two services but I have been to a strip club and paid to have a woman rub her b00bs in my face.

 

I am wondering, is there a service that includes a make-out? To be honest, I'm more turned on by the idea of making out with a chick then her dancing sensually around a pole.

 

I tried kissing my stripper during the lap dance and she said that's not allowed. It was literally just $20 for 3 minutes of her doing some Beyonce-esque dance moves in my face and I was allowed

to touch her jugs and such.

 

Is there some sort of service I don't know about along the lines of "girlfriend rental". Something where you can just pay to lay in bed with a chick, arms in each other, and just engage in philematology.

 

Someone on another forum told me no such service exists, but I can see an escort and email her letting her know I want the "girlfriend experience" (kissing, foreplay, etc.) and see if she will offer it. This idea seemed reasonable, but the main problem was seeing an escort is illegal in my province as of recently. And I also have no earthly idea on how to go about getting one.

 

But I am not interested in having sex, so if sexual intercourse is not being exchanged in a commercial context...nothing illegal is going on, right?

yes there is. but you still pay by the hour

 

Japan has got you covered: http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/rent-a-girlfriend-service-offers-simulated-romance

 

That article is the saddest, most pathetic thing I've read in a while...talk about a sugar coated way to describe an escort service. How are people that desperate?

 

if you think that is bad, then you need to watch the vice news on japans love industry.

Edited April 8, 2015 by feckyerlife

[Abel.]

 

Haven't we helped you enough, Bordeus? At this point I honestly suspect trolling. Try not to fixate so much on the girl issue, focus on your studies and try to make more friends after your exams.

I don't think he's trolling. I honestly believe that he's the kind of guy who thinks society is too complicated, bla bla bla, and girls are too hard to get so he won't even try.

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's just frustrating (and rather depressing) to see him continue to post like this.

 

 

Bordeus, you just need to realise that there are girls out there who'd appreciate companionship, and there's no reason why you can't be the person to provide it. It's all in your head, you're over-complicating things. I think you've been sold a lot of bollocks about only "alphas" getting girls/women being completely impossible to understand. Women are difficult for us to understand, but it's certainly not impossible.

 

Paul Dirac was socially awkward, had an arduous early life, probably had autism of some kind and still managed to marry a good woman and raise a family:

 

 

 

I don't think Professor Dirac waxed lyrical to Heisenberg about the mysteries of women and the inherent unfairness of the world, either.

 

 

 

Have you actually tried to make friends with a girl? Have you ever actually tried to ask a girl out? I'm not being mean here, but if you're not putting yourself out there don't expect results--society doesn't owe us each a woman and I've no idea where this asinine notion has come from. I feel like I'm part of the problem by indulging your cries for attention and self-pity. Do you even want a girlfriend, or do you just want our attention? A girlfriend isn't a commodity. You need to sort out yourself and become a bit more social before pursuing a girl, for her sake.

 

 

I maintain that you should forget about all this until your semester ends. You can spend the summer working on your fitness and social skills to feel confident enough to approach girls come the autumn semester. At this point I'm not even sure what I'm trying to achieve by helping you.

Edited April 8, 2015 by Failure

[Alpha Demigod]

 

used it on my own initiative...how could I possibly be hurt?

 

Well use your own initiative to drink half a bottle of vodka, go down to a club, find a girl and kiss her. And before you say it's not like buying something off Amazon and how it's not that easy, it isn't that easy, it's easier. You have to find your card and type all the stuff in. In a club situation you just need to go up to a girl and do the bob and sway, if she rejects you move on, treat it like a game, that makes it easier.

 

And I'm not even some Alpha-male type guy. I'm quite average and it worked when I used to do it.

 

 

This is a 5 star post and I didn't even know it. Instead of talking about my initially proposed ideas you understood what I was getting at and provided another channel: clubs. I've never been to a club before, but I've seen characters go to clubs and stuff. I've seen it, the loud music and the dim lights and the skimpy outfits. However, I thought kissing a random girl at the club will get you slapped by her, beat up by her guy friends, and then kicked out by the bouncer and possibly face legal problems with sexual assault. I do not want that.

 

But if you say it is really that easy,and that it worked for you even though you are average...then sure I'll check it out. I'll head to reddit and ask for tips on how to go to clubs and such. Might turn it into an odyssey. A big epic adventure.

[Alpha Demigod]

 

It's just frustrating (and rather depressing) to see him continue to post like this.

 

Bordeus, you just need to realise that there are girls out there who'd appreciate companionship, and there's no reason why you can't be the person to provide it. It's all in your head, you're over-complicating things. I think you've been sold a lot of bollocks about only "alphas" getting girls/women being completely impossible to understand. Women are difficult for us to understand, but it's certainly not impossible.

 

Paul Dirac was socially awkward, had an arduous early life, probably had autism of some kind and still managed to marry a good woman and raise a family:

 

 

I don't think Professor Dirac waxed lyrical to Heisenberg about the mysteries of women and the inherent unfairness of the world, either.

 

Have you actually tried to make friends with a girl? Have you ever actually tried to ask a girl out? I'm not being mean here, but if you're not putting yourself out there don't expect results--society doesn't owe us each a woman and I've no idea where this asinine notion has come from. I feel like I'm part of the problem by indulging your cries for attention and self-pity. Do you even want a girlfriend, or do you just want our attention? A girlfriend isn't a commodity. You need to sort out yourself and become a bit more social before pursuing a girl, for her sake.

 

I maintain that you should forget about all this until your semester ends. You can spend the summer working on your fitness and social skills to feel confident enough to approach girls come the autumn semester. At this point I'm not even sure what I'm trying to achieve by helping you.

 

 

Sorry for depressing you. And I mean this in the least snippy way possible: you don't have to reply to me or even read my posts. By reading your posts I can tell you are a genuinely kind and caring person, a truly wholesome guy on a forum full of f*ckwit gamers. I feel kind of bad for making you feel that way.

 

But no, I am not trolling nor seeking attention. I have genuine burning questions about society and no-one to ask but you guys (and reddit, and other forums, etc.)

 

 

 

 

Have you actually tried to make friends with a girl? Have you ever actually tried to ask a girl out? I'm not being mean here, but if you're not putting yourself out there don't expect results--society doesn't owe us each a woman and I've no idea where this asinine notion has come from.

 

> have you actually tried to make friends with a girl?

No. I would like to, but I have no idea on how to go about doing it

 

> Have you actually tried to ask a girl out?

 

Again, I have absoloutely no idea on how to go about doing this.

 

> Society doesn't owe us a woman.

 

I know this all too well and I hate the notion. I hate those guys who think they are entitled to a woman, and that by being in the "friendzone" they are entitled to sexual activity with a woman. I am not claiming nor assuming the world owes me a girlfriend. In fact, for the past year I've avoided talking to girls altogether for fear of making them feel uncomfortable and awkard.

 

How bad would it be if a nice girl is in the library studying with her friends and I walk over and try to converse with her, make it awkward, and make her feel uncomfortable while embarassing her in front of all her friends?

 

I'm not sitting around here typing "hay look at me be a big weirdo and lament on how a girlfriend won't magically poof in front of me". I am simply trying to find any way or shortcut to get around the situation. I'm not addressing the problem directly, I will do that later after a summer of working out (but then again, why do I have to be muscular to get a girlfriend? Am I conforming to societal standards of beauty instead of being happy with who I am)

 

When the monkey wants the sweet bananas on the highest tree branch, but does not have the skill to climb up there...he decides to settle for the sour bananas on the low hanging tree branch. He will pursue the sweet bananas once he has dedicated some time to bettering himself as a climber. Until then, though, he cannot starve...so he settles for the sour bananas.

 

This is me, I'm simply trying to settle for strippers/escorts/prostitues/rent-a-girls (sour bananas) to slake my hunger while I work on my climbing skills so I can climb to the top of the tree and get the sweet bananas (an actual girflriend)

 

 

At this point I'm not even sure what I'm trying to achieve by helping you.

 

You have my sincerest grattitude. I mean it.

Edited April 8, 2015 by Dark Bordeus