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Sh*t man, I have stuff that I say regularly that only maybe 2 people would actually know what I mean, but some stuff, the context is what give it its meaning.

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Slang is great. I don't even know 90% of the stuff on this list and I live here, hah.

 

haha i had a quick look at that list.. i don't think i've heard anyone say "bonzer" since i was prospecting gold with alf stewert.. i'm going to start saying it

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At least we're not talking the grammatical correctness of:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

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James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

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haha i had a quick look at that list.. i don't think i've heard anyone say "bonzer" since i was prospecting gold with alf stewert.. i'm going to start saying it

 

Im a big fan of the doing the Harold Holt (doing the bolt). It works on more than levels cause you've got the cockney type rhyming slang plus the fact that he did f*ck off to god knows where.

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flamin heck, gotta do the harry holt to the sink coz some sheila's been on the sh*tter for yonks

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Im sorry to stay off topic but you gotta love whoever decided to name a pool after Harold Holt:

 

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To anyone not Australian, Harold Holt was one of our prime minsters who went for a swim in the ocean one day and drowned (or got picked up a chinese communist submarine or killed by the CIA depending on you big your tin foil hat is)

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Is it possible to get brain cancer from this forum?

God knows i'm not very bright,but certain posts here gives me a headache,i'm not even doing a sh*tty joke,this is legit.

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Is it possible to get brain cancer from this forum?

God knows i'm not very bright,but certain posts here gives me a headache,i'm not even doing a sh*tty joke,this is legit.

I think that would require us to conduct a longitudinal comparative study and to do that we would actually have to know people in real life

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The actual Google Play store uninstalled itself from my phone after restarting. How do I reinstall it?

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The actual Google Play store uninstalled itself from my phone after restarting. How do I reinstall it?

Through the Google play st.....oh wait.

 

 

Try googling it maybe?

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Factory reset your device.

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F*ck factory reset.

 

https://support.google.com/googleplay/answer/190860?hl=en

 

Missing Google Play Store app

 

If you dont see the Google Play Store app or the app doesnt open:

 

- Confirm youre using a supported Android device.

 

- You may have hidden the app and need to re-enable it.

 

- Turn off your device and turn it on again, then look for the app.

 

If the Google Play Store app still isnt showing up, contact your carrier or manufacturer for help. Unfortunately, you cant download the Google Play Store app -- you either have it or you dont.

 

Why not use a browser for your phone and use the Google Play Store that way? Edited by LightningLord411

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I have an old gold ring, and I'm pretty sure it is studded in diamonds, though I'm not 100% positive. How much would it cost to take it to a jeweler and have it checked to see if they are real diamonds?

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I have an old gold ring, and I'm pretty sure it is studded in diamonds, though I'm not 100% positive. How much would it cost to take it to a jeweler and have it checked to see if they are real diamonds?

What if you take to a few places acting like you're thinking about selling to them and saying that they are diamonds and asking how much they will payIf they aren't diamonds they guy at the jeweller/ pawn broker is sure to say something? You might run the risk of someone shonky trying to say they aren't diamonds if they are in order to get it cheaper which is why you might need to take it to a few places, but at least you won't have to pay for them to check. Edited by Jolly Swagman
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What is that breakfast food that's like french toast but not? Like there's these fried chirps like like things ..

 

..I think I'm talking about funnel cake.

 

French toast funnel cake?

 

Like there's french toast, and on top of it is like powdered sugar and these funnel cake fries thing with cherries. Does anyone know what I'm taking about ?

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Does it make me a dick if I move on quickly and am not completely emotionally invested in people? It's pretty easy for me to move forward and not dwell on "what could have been" kind of scenarios especially with romantic interests... Is that weird? DO I SOUND LIKE A PLAYER!? D:

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Does it make me a dick if I move on quickly and am not completely emotionally invested in people? It's pretty easy for me to move forward and not dwell on "what could have been" kind of scenarios especially with romantic interests... Is that weird? DO I SOUND LIKE A PLAYER!? D:

 

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F*ck factory reset.

Just went for the reset despite losing a handful of games :p

 

Fresh start is better anyway.

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Does it make me a dick if I move on quickly and am not completely emotionally invested in people? It's pretty easy for me to move forward and not dwell on "what could have been" kind of scenarios especially with romantic interests... Is that weird? DO I SOUND LIKE A PLAYER!? D:

dont hate the playa, hate the game.. but no not weird

What is that breakfast food that's like french toast but not? Like there's these fried chirps like like things ..

 

..I think I'm talking about funnel cake.

 

French toast funnel cake?

 

Like there's french toast, and on top of it is like powdered sugar and these funnel cake fries thing with cherries. Does anyone know what I'm taking about ?

what are chirps?

funnel cake isnt breakfast food.. do you mean waffles? pancakes? crepes?

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waffles? pancakes? crepes?

 

Dessert for breakfast, what is the world coming to?

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Does it make me a dick if I move on quickly and am not completely emotionally invested in people? It's pretty easy for me to move forward and not dwell on "what could have been" kind of scenarios especially with romantic interests... Is that weird? DO I SOUND LIKE A PLAYER!? D:

I usually felt that way, but eventually you find someone you really, really care about, more than you think you could.

 

That's when it hurts. :/

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waffles? pancakes? crepes?

 

Dessert for breakfast, what is the world coming to?

 

LOL in america you usually find crepes being sold with breakfast

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waffles? pancakes? crepes?

 

Dessert for breakfast, what is the world coming to?

 

It's sanity. Breakfast is supposed to be sweet. Sweet, sweet, breakfast.

 

When I was in the jungle we would have a papaya and fried fish for breakfast. Not near as satisfying.

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waffles? pancakes? crepes?

 

Dessert for breakfast, what is the world coming to?

 

It's sanity. Breakfast is supposed to be sweet. Sweet, sweet, breakfast.

 

When I was in the jungle we would have a papaya and fried fish for breakfast. Not near as satisfying.

 

I suppose so, with all the glucose and the carbs and such.

On a similar note, is a McMuffin actually made with a (Muffin) Muffin or an English Muffin? English Muffins are nowhere near as fun.

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It's totally an English Muffin. Which is really nothing at all like a muffin... just as Canadian bacon is nothing like bacon.

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It's totally an English Muffin. Which is really nothing at all like a muffin... just as Canadian bacon is nothing like bacon.

After Africa, India, China and half of the ecosphere of Earth this has to be the very worst thing England has f*cked up.

I'm so sorry, Muffin.

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