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[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

What the f*ck happened to Teen Titans?

[Alexander]

By now they should be adult titans *Ba dumm psst*

 

The show in CN was actually really good. That was when cartoons in CN were fun.

Edited March 1, 2015 by AlexanderS4

[Dottie]

By now they should be adult titans *Ba dumm psst*

 

The show in CN was actually really good. That was when cartoons in CN were fun.

Everyone knows CN is a no fun zone

Oh wait....

[Alexander]

 

Everyone knows CN is a no fun zone

Oh wait....

No gif this time?

[Reformed Squid]

This movie is heralded by many as the greatest movie ever concocted by man.

 

 

I would like to watch the cinematic masterpiece that is Foodfight, but can't seem to find any sites that stream it. Would anyone be able to help me in this regard?

 

Edit: Never mind, I have finally found it. I will be sure to report my experience once done watching this reportedly incredible achievement in filmmaking.

Edited March 1, 2015 by Cloudee

[TheGodDamnMaster]

Foodfight is literally "Product Placement: The Movie". It has ZERO redeeming qualities. Horribly animated, plastic-looking character models, convoluted plot, and misuse of great actors like Christopher Lloyd. Mind you, it's not the worst movie ever, that distinction belongs to Birdemic, which was horribly-made on purpose.

 

 

What the f*ck happened to Teen Titans?

They ruined it with fourth-wall breaking campy humor. Give me back the Teen Titans that came on the Friday night Toonami blocks. I remember those days...

 

 

 

Also, what do you consider to be "tall" in terms of human height for men and women?

Edited March 1, 2015 by WhatsStrength

[Alexander]

I'd say for men around 1,75m, for women, maybe 1,60 or 1,65m

 

E: I'm talking about my country.

Edited March 1, 2015 by AlexanderS4

[Reformed Squid]

Foodfight is literally "Product Placement: The Movie". It has ZERO redeeming qualities. Horribly animated, plastic-looking character models, convoluted plot, and misuse of great actors like Christopher Lloyd. Mind you, it's not the worst movie ever, that distinction belongs to Birdemic, which was horribly-made on purpose.

 

 

I know haha. It just looks so awful that I have to watch it for sh*t and giggles. Or at least make it as far as I can.

 

 

 

Also, what do you consider to be "tall" in terms of human height for men and women?

Ehh. 6 foot for men and 5 foot 7 for women, maybe?

Edited March 1, 2015 by Cloudee

[TheGodDamnMaster]

Watch Birdemic afterwards, it makes foodfight look like a decent kids movie in comparison.

[LightningLord]

Is there a place where I can rent a tow truck? There's a junk yard not too far from my house and I was wondering if I ever got a car from there, how can I bring it home?

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

Can you pay the bills? Can you Pay my telephone bills my automobills???? Lol

(Song reference) who gets it?

Edited March 1, 2015 by AboveAndBeyoncé

[TheGodDamnMaster]

Is there a place where I can rent a tow truck? There's a junk yard not too far from my house and I was wondering if I ever got a car from there, how can I bring it home?

I'm not positive, but I believe most states require some form of certification to operate a tow truck. From what I gather the most important thing is a clean driving record. You'd be better off just calling a towing service.

[K^2]

I'm not positive, but I believe most states require some form of certification to operate a tow truck.

I'm not 100% positive, but as far as I know, the only reason you need special certification is because you are operating a commercial vehicle. Any commercial towing requires a corresponding license. If you are driving not-for-hire, there are certain limits on towing weight before it counts as if it was commercial. In CA, the limit is 10,000 pounds, which is more than enough to tow a vehicle.

 

As far as I can tell, if you have a license to operate a car, nothing is to stop you from operating a towing truck legally for your own purposes.

 

Now, I have no idea where you'd rent an actual towing truck, but do you really need an actual towing truck? U-Haul will rent out trailers designed to tow vehicles when you are moving. If you don't have a car that it can attach to, they will also rent out trucks. So long as the rear wheels on the car you are planning to move are working, just get rent one of these.

[TheGodDamnMaster]

If you broke out of prison, what would be your strategy for staying out? Assume that your sentence is death or that if you're caught you'll spend the rest of your life in solitary, so turning yourself in isn't an option.

 

What's the best way to get some money?

Good places to hide out?

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

If you broke out of prison, what would be your strategy for staying out? Assume that your sentence is death or that if you're caught you'll spend the rest of your life in solitary, so turning yourself in isn't an option.

 

What's the best way to get some money?

Good places to hide out?

I would start a new life and hide out in the Ozarks. It would probably suck, but I might eventually find someone to smuggle me to Europe or some other country, and maybe even develop a new identity. I guess I'd find some "under the table" job, or work as a freelance contractor. If I ever did get caught, I'd probably commit suicide. Prison sounds terrible.

[S0lo]

Is there a place where I can rent a tow truck? There's a junk yard not too far from my house and I was wondering if I ever got a car from there, how can I bring it home?

 

sorry, the tow truck is blacklisted. you'll crash your reality and that of everyone else who gets near you.

[dudclub55]

Can you pay the bills? Can you Pay my telephone bills my automobills???? Lol

(Song reference) who gets it?

 

Gee, I don't know. Let me guess, it has absolutely nothing at all to do with Beyoncé?

[mr quick]

 

 

 

Is this the real life , or it this just fantasyyyy

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

 

 

Let's not do that thing.

 

I know right, what do people think this is? imgur?

 

imgur really is the mother of all cirklejerks.

[AlienTwo]

Is there a place where I can rent a tow truck? There's a junk yard not too far from my house and I was wondering if I ever got a car from there, how can I bring it home?

The best thing to do would be to hire out a tow truck. That way, it comes with a person who knows how to operate it instead of you attempting to learn on the fly. This is very common, the junker probably has a list of people willing to help you out, but please, please do not call "Marv's Quality Towing." Because f*ck them right in their mouths.

[mr quick]

Excuse you, my Towing service is f*cking top notch.

[AlienTwo]

You once came to pick me up at 2am, I had told you I was driving a 1978 Mercedes Benz 280E but I guess you decided not to use that info to determine the type of truck to send, so when your driver, Pat, arrived and realized he needed a flatbed, he, due the the late hour, suggested we just park it a few hundred yards up the way in front of a Church and I could come back tomorrow and call. SInce it was only Saturday at the time, it seemed fine, but when I returned the next morning the Church was busy with a wedding and my car was MIA. It was blocking the entrance and so the Church folk called to have it towed. They called Marv's. I had my mom drive me to the city (I was 45 minutes in the country and 18 at the time) and we went in and asked for the car. But, since it was an impound, it was the weekend and you are a very corrupt business owner, you were not allowed to release it to me. I would have to pay for weekend impound fees and turn up on Monday morning. As I was threatening your lady at the front window and my mom was pulling me away, you pulled out the impound sheet to prove it was parked in front of the actual gate and I noticed the name of the dude who picked it up. Pat.

 

So f*ck your shiitty, sh*tty buisness. I hope it implodes with the hot black force of a trillion, billion singularities.

Edited March 1, 2015 by Alien

[Nick1020]

So they finally banned codsnipeZz. I wonder what s/he did?

[Reformed Squid]

If you broke out of prison, what would be your strategy for staying out? Assume that your sentence is death or that if you're caught you'll spend the rest of your life in solitary, so turning yourself in isn't an option.

 

What's the best way to get some money?

Good places to hide out?

I'd probably hop on a boat and go somewhere extremely remote but inhabited like Easter Island.

[Spaghetti Cat]

Gotta find Morgan Freeman first tho...

[Zook]

I pulled an Indian girl last night because she looked like Aziz Ansari. Is this is weird or is it understandable? Basically what would you have done in my situation.

[AlienTwo]

"pulled an indian girl?" What does this mean>

[Fonz]

Wondering the same thing. Usually when we say we "pulled" a chick we mean we nailed her (as in "pull ass"), right? But what I got from Zook's post was that he rejected her...

[*MURDOC*]

Put his penis in her.

[Fonz]

Wait, so he f*cked her because she looked like Aziz Ansari? Zook, please clarify...

Edited March 1, 2015 by Black_MiD

[*MURDOC*]

Hey man, people have different tastes.

 

 

 

Also, Aziz is f*cking adorable.