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[email protected] drugs.

 

How the f*ck would you acquire the drugs to sell in order to make money if you have no money?

 

 

You people must be on drugs.

 

If your connection/source knows you well enough, more often than not they'll "front"(loan) you an agreed upon amount to get you started.

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A strong word called consignment, strictly for live men, not for freshmen.

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They usually want something first though, most won't just hand you a quap and assume you're good for it.

 

When I sold herb, I would basically get a big discount on what I was to be selling so I would turn a good profit, but the smart ones tend not to give you something for free regardless.

 

 

Either way, selling drugs to make money when you don't actually have any money isn't really the best way to go about things.

 

 

 

...more often than not...

 

I don't deal with amateurs.

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I remember when me and my friend managed to score 8 grams of decent weed for $50, and we were going to sell it for $10 a gram to make a little money.

 

I think it lasted two days before we ended up smoking it all. Self-control is a bitch.

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then you should've picked up on it during the interview and you've wasted 5 years of the company's time..

 

During hiring season, you interview a "dream" applicant who wants a position in product QA. His resume sings praises such as graduating from an Ivy League school Summa Cum Laude with a mechanical engineering degree

if he was a "dream applicant" because of a mechanical engineering degree and the only thing you did was call two people to verify and not once ask him an engineering question or establish his competence yourself, then it's your own fault. the person who hired you to hire people should also be fired

If he was a dream applicant, he isn't real but imaginary.

 

;)

 

 

if he was a dream applicant he'd be a hot naked chick who works for free =)

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then you should've picked up on it during the interview and you've wasted 5 years of the company's time..

 

During hiring season, you interview a "dream" applicant who wants a position in product QA. His resume sings praises such as graduating from an Ivy League school Summa Cum Laude with a mechanical engineering degree

if he was a "dream applicant" because of a mechanical engineering degree and the only thing you did was call two people to verify and not once ask him an engineering question or establish his competence yourself, then it's your own fault. the person who hired you to hire people should also be fired

If he was a dream applicant, he isn't real but imaginary.

 

;)

 

if he was a dream applicant he'd be a hot naked chick who works for the privilege of sucking your dick. =)

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So does this 'hot chick' have a little extra downstairs or did you mean to put she rather than he?

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the joke is worded correctly, you just didn't get it

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What can I do to make money until I get a job?

 

Laboring. Put up in an ad at local builder's merchant saying you'll do basic laboring work, or (better yet), look for an ad asking for work. If the ad's still there they're probably still looking for someone, and if you do a good job the first time round they'll probably ask for you to come back when you have free time.

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[email protected] drugs.

 

How the f*ck would you acquire the drugs to sell in order to make money if you have no money?

 

 

You people must be on drugs.

Why you rob and mug people... of course. Honestly though, back in my day I always got my QP on credit.

 

Question: what is the point of the threat PMing bot? Why would this thing exist? You know, the "die painfully" one?

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Oh don't get me wrong, I've gotten sh*t fronted, but it wasn't like I went to dude, said "I wanna sell." and he just handed me a big sack.

I worked my way up, starting with sub half-price oz's and went from there.

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make total destroy

There are no true liberals in American politics. Just puppets and straw men.

There are, they just spend all their time at protests and demonstrations crying for broken windows and flipped dumpsters.

 

 

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Nah nah nah Gta 6

Why was ChrilLe banned?

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Why was ChrilLe banned?

I think it was because of using alternate accounts?

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Why was ChrilLe banned?

I think it was because of using alternate accounts?What alt accounts? Edited by AlexanderS4
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Can DVD Recorders record video games which are played on consoles connected to the TV? (like the PS2, PS3)

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Can DVD Recorders record video games which are played on consoles connected to the TV? (like the PS2, PS3)

They will most likely be able to record standard definition from any source using composite video (yellow RCA cable).

 

DVD recorders with HDMI-in will be able to record XBOX 360 content but not PS3 content (at least not without an expensive HDMI encryption reversing device). I can't comment on the latest generation of consoles though.

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Why was ChrilLe banned?

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/766451-i-beg-your-pardon/?p=1066947694

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Lexus RC F, current gen corvettes, bmw m4's ...are those cars like in a different league than Camaros and EVOs you see racing on the streets?

Like as in faster , would not want to race?

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What phone does this case fit?

 

 

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Lexus RC F, current gen corvettes, bmw m4's ...are those cars like in a different league than Camaros and EVOs you see racing on the streets?

Like as in faster , would not want to race?

 

This is real life.

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Is this the real life , or it this just fantasyyyy

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

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Is this the real life , or it this just fantasyyyy

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

 

 

Let's not do that thing.

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Is this the real life , or it this just fantasyyyy

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

 

 

Let's not do that thing.

 

I know right, what do people think this is? imgur?

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Is this the real life , or it this just fantasyyyy

It's a fantasy if you do drugs.

Don't do drugs.

Stay in school.

Profit.

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I was rereading Animal Farm the other day and this occurred to me: would you consider Old Major the representation of Marx or Lenin? On the one hand, he is the one to establish the principles of Animalism and incite the Rebellion (Marx); on the other hand, the way his skull is publicly exhibited and revered by the animals is reminiscent of Lenin's embalmed corpse being preserved for public viewing.
Maybe he's a bit of both?

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