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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Do you think somebody would come on here and post an idiotic question just to get a rise out of people?

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Would you guys recommend crack for a 8 year old? One of my friends wants my little bro to try it but I'm worried he's a tad too young.

Hmm, well this depends are you willing to go to prison? Start him off with weed first, and if he can handle that, go to crack, or meth.

Do you think somebody would come on here and post an idiotic question just to get a rise out of people?

That's like half the people on this thread, including me. Don't like it well then...

 

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Can anyone here give me a tutorial on how to use this product?

 

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Can anyone here give me a tutorial on how to use this product?

 

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STEP ONE: cut a hole in the box...wait....wrong instructions.
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Do you think somebody would come on here and post an idiotic question just to get a rise out of people?

all of the time

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Can anyone here give me a tutorial on how to use this product?

 

 

Don't buy the Scout, you need nothing more than a lint brush!

 

 

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if 9/11 didn't happen how would gta be different.

No waterboarding with gasoline scene?

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make total destroy

 

 

 

 

Can anyone here give me a tutorial on how to use this product?

 

First, make sure the hate is completely dry--this shouldn't be a problem after a day of harvesting in the hot sun. Next, you're going to want to remove the hate from your hade. After you're removed the hate from your hade, place the hate on a dry surface--I typically place my hate on my tractor for this step--then apply the spray liberally to the surface of the hate. Be sure to give the brim of your hate a once-over, as the brim typically attracts more dirt and grime than the rest of the hate. Don't be afraid to apply the spray to the inside of the hate, but be sure to let it dry before putting the hate back on your hade.

 

I hope that helps. Hate care is very important.

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Can anyone here give me a tutorial on how to use this product?

 

First, make sure the hate is completely dry--this shouldn't be a problem after a day of harvesting in the hot sun. Next, you're going to want to remove the hate from your hade. After you're removed the hate from your hade, place the hate on a dry surface--I typically place my hate on my tractor for this step--then apply the spray liberally to the surface of the hate. Be sure to give the brim of your hate a once-over, as the brim typically attracts more dirt and grime than the rest of the hate. Don't be afraid to apply the spray to the inside of the hate, but be sure to let it dry before putting the hate back on your hade.

 

I hope that helps. Hate care is very important.

 

This lady I was talking to who sells hates said you have to use hate spray lightly and indirectly on light-colored hates. What color is your hate? Also, how many X's is it?

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if 9/11 didn't happen how would gta be different.

Didn't you hear? 9/11 was nothing but a black flag operation perpeated by the U.S and her allies?

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If I clean my hate right, will it look as good as this?

 

 

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If I clean my hate right, will it look as good as this?

 

 

Maybe, hate is pretty difficult to clean.
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make total destroy

 

 

 

Can anyone here give me a tutorial on how to use this product?

 

First, make sure the hate is completely dry--this shouldn't be a problem after a day of harvesting in the hot sun. Next, you're going to want to remove the hate from your hade. After you're removed the hate from your hade, place the hate on a dry surface--I typically place my hate on my tractor for this step--then apply the spray liberally to the surface of the hate. Be sure to give the brim of your hate a once-over, as the brim typically attracts more dirt and grime than the rest of the hate. Don't be afraid to apply the spray to the inside of the hate, but be sure to let it dry before putting the hate back on your hade.

 

I hope that helps. Hate care is very important.

 

This lady I was talking to who sells hates said you have to use hate spray lightly and indirectly on light-colored hates. What color is your hate? Also, how many X's is it?

 

I should have been more clear. My hate is a black 2X. My method should be used on light-colored hates with extreme caution.

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If I clean my hate right, will it look as good as this?

 

 

Not sure about this hate. It seems to be ill fitted because it flies off at one point.

 

Also, make total destroy, is your hate a Tim McGraw?

 

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Why do JIMHO et al hate hats?

I love hates.

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Why do JIMHO et al hate hats?

I love hates.

 

I love lamp.

 

He hates those cans...

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Not sure about this hate. It seems to be ill fitted because it flies off at one point.

 

Also, make total destroy, is your hate a Tim McGraw?

 

 

It has a similar profile. I'm not sure about Mr. McGraw, but my hate is a Stetson. It looks similar to this.

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If you buy that i've got some Ocean Front Property in Arizona

 

 

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If you buy that i've got some Ocean Front Property in Arizona

 

 

Arizona Bay.... learn to f*cking swim.

 

 

 

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

Bullsh*t three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless f*cking hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f*cking time. Any f*cking day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

 

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car.

 

It's a

Bullsh*t three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless f*cking hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f*cking time. Any f*cking day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

 

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipsh*ts.

 

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

Silly sh*t, stupid sh*t...

 

One great big festering neon distraction,

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

 

Learn to swim.

 

f*ck L Ron Hubbard and

f*ck all his clones.

f*ck all those gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.

 

Learn to swim.

 

f*ck retro anything.

f*ck your tattoos.

f*ck all you junkies and

f*ck your short memory.

 

Learn to swim.

 

f*ck smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas.

f*ck these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Cuz I'm praying for rain

And I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way.

I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom please flush it all away.

I wanna watch it go right in and down.

I wanna watch it go right in.

Watch you flush it all away.

 

Time to bring it down again.

Don't just call me pessimist.

Try and read between the lines.

 

I can't imagine why you wouldn't

Welcome any change, my friend.

 

I wanna see it all come down.

suck it down.

flush it down.

 

 

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I can't swim. Does your mother wash your mouth out with soap with a tongue like that?

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if 9/11 didn't happen how would gta be different.

Didn't you hear? 9/11 was nothing but a black flag operation perpeated by the U.S and her allies?

 

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if 9/11 didn't happen how would gta be different.

Didn't you hear? 9/11 was nothing but a black flag operation perpeated by the U.S and her allies?

 

Conspiracy-Keanu-745x559-5176787edc95968Guys, come on, 9/11 jokes are just PLANE wrong.
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make total destroy

I can't swim. Does your mother wash your mouth out with soap with a tongue like that?

My paw did this to me once. Needless to say, I learned my lesson about calling my cowboy boots 'sh*tkickers'.

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I can't swim. Does your mother wash your mouth out with soap with a tongue like that?

My paw did this to me once. Needless to say, I learned my lesson about calling my cowboy boots 'sh*tkickers'.

 

Oh, please go on. Did he also whip you, but then put lard on your backside or whatever like in that episode of The Virginian with the Latvian?

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I can't swim. Does your mother wash your mouth out with soap with a tongue like that?

My paw did this to me once. Needless to say, I learned my lesson about calling my cowboy boots 'sh*tkickers'.

 

Oh, please go on. Did he also whip you, but then put lard on your backside or whatever like in that episode of The Virginian with the Latvian?

 

Is that the Episode where the Virginian and Trampas/Steve have to go to Dodge City to take on a Ruthless Cattle Baron to prove the innocence of the Latvian while a lying woman tries to confict him?

 

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Guys, come on, 9/11 jokes are just PLANE wrong.

 

 

Classic Potato_Smuggler.

 

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make total destroy

 

 

I can't swim. Does your mother wash your mouth out with soap with a tongue like that?

My paw did this to me once. Needless to say, I learned my lesson about calling my cowboy boots 'sh*tkickers'.

 

Oh, please go on. Did he also whip you, but then put lard on your backside or whatever like in that episode of The Virginian with the Latvian?

 

No, but my grandpaw used to do that to my maw. He put that fear of God right into her heart.

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I can't swim. Does your mother wash your mouth out with soap with a tongue like that?

My paw did this to me once. Needless to say, I learned my lesson about calling my cowboy boots 'sh*tkickers'.

 

Oh, please go on. Did he also whip you, but then put lard on your backside or whatever like in that episode of The Virginian with the Latvian?

 

Is that the Episode where the Virginian and Trampas/Steve have to go to Dodge City to take on a Ruthless Cattle Baron to prove the innocence of the Latvian while a lying woman tries to confict him?

 

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Unfortunately The Virginian only had like, five lines in the whole episode. It needed more Virginian in it.

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