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I'll let you in on a little secret. Nobody actually cares about your movie counter on Facebook. So the thing to do is to not worry about it.

Also, I have no idea how that whole thing works (what it's about), but if you've seen the movie and it counts how many you've seen... what's the problem?

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Any way to easily learn a language or two? I plan on traveling a little when I'm older and have no idea how to speak a couple languages.

For those who must know, it's Spanish and Japanese.

 

Ima gonna teach a couple of spanish words that are useful:

What a lovely country you have!-Este pais es mas feo que mi madre chupando mi verga

Your country has an interesting culture-me parece quesu pais fue fundado por simios

Where a nice hotel is located?- donde hay un burdel barato?

Where is a gift shop?-me voy a llevar a tu hijo

Where a hospital is located? -necesito drogas

People here are nice-estoy rodeado de tarados

Visting your country was a pleasure-no vuelvo ni drogado

Thank you - comeme

Hello / good day- matate/ me das asco

Goodbye -perdete

 

Hope i helped,if you got truble learning the language , remember to make emphasis in words, talk loud, treating everyone like special children and repeat words in case they didn't understood

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Any way to easily learn a language or two? I plan on traveling a little when I'm older and have no idea how to speak a couple languages.

For those who must know, it's Spanish and Japanese.

 

Ima gonna teach a couple of spanish words that are useful:

What a lovely country you have!-Este pais es mas feo que mi madre chupando mi verga

Your country has an interesting culture-me parece quesu pais fue fundado por simios

Where a nice hotel is located?- donde hay un burdel barato?

Where is a gift shop?-me voy a llevar a tu hijo

Where a hospital is located? -necesito drogas

People here are nice-estoy rodeado de tarados

Visting your country was a pleasure-no vuelvo ni drogado

Thank you - comeme

Hello / good day- matate/ me das asco

Goodbye -perdete

Hope i helped,if you got truble learning the language , remember to make emphasis in words, talk loud, treating everyone like special children and repeat words in case they didn't understood

There's something suspicious about those sentences...

And I ain't even using Google Translate... ~_~

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Any way to easily learn a language or two? I plan on traveling a little when I'm older and have no idea how to speak a couple languages.

For those who must know, it's Spanish and Japanese.

 

Ima gonna teach a couple of spanish words that are useful:

What a lovely country you have!-Este pais es mas feo que mi madre chupando mi verga

Your country has an interesting culture-me parece quesu pais fue fundado por simios

Where a nice hotel is located?- donde hay un burdel barato?

Where is a gift shop?-me voy a llevar a tu hijo

Where a hospital is located? -necesito drogas

People here are nice-estoy rodeado de tarados

Visting your country was a pleasure-no vuelvo ni drogado

Thank you - comeme

Hello / good day- matate/ me das asco

Goodbye -perdete

 

Hope i helped,if you got truble learning the language , remember to make emphasis in words, talk loud, treating everyone like special children and repeat words in case they didn't understood

@At LightningLord411, don't say those words to people. Trust me. :D
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Any way to easily learn a language or two? I plan on traveling a little when I'm older and have no idea how to speak a couple languages.

For those who must know, it's Spanish and Japanese.

 

Ima gonna teach a couple of spanish words that are useful:

What a lovely country you have!-Este pais es mas feo que mi madre chupando mi verga

Your country has an interesting culture-me parece quesu pais fue fundado por simios

Where a nice hotel is located?- donde hay un burdel barato?

Where is a gift shop?-me voy a llevar a tu hijo

Where a hospital is located? -necesito drogas

People here are nice-estoy rodeado de tarados

Visting your country was a pleasure-no vuelvo ni drogado

Thank you - comeme

Hello / good day- matate/ me das asco

Goodbye -perdete

Hope i helped,if you got truble learning the language , remember to make emphasis in words, talk loud, treating everyone like special children and repeat words in case they didn't understood

There's something suspicious about those sentences...

And I ain't even using Google Translate... ~_~

 

 

 

 

 

Any way to easily learn a language or two? I plan on traveling a little when I'm older and have no idea how to speak a couple languages.

For those who must know, it's Spanish and Japanese.

 

Ima gonna teach a couple of spanish words that are useful:

What a lovely country you have!-Este pais es mas feo que mi madre chupando mi verga

Your country has an interesting culture-me parece quesu pais fue fundado por simios

Where a nice hotel is located?- donde hay un burdel barato?

Where is a gift shop?-me voy a llevar a tu hijo

Where a hospital is located? -necesito drogas

People here are nice-estoy rodeado de tarados

Visting your country was a pleasure-no vuelvo ni drogado

Thank you - comeme

Hello / good day- matate/ me das asco

Goodbye -perdete

 

Hope i helped,if you got truble learning the language , remember to make emphasis in words, talk loud, treating everyone like special children and repeat words in case they didn't understood

@At LightningLord411, don't say those words to people. Trust me. :D

 

lol

 

Even though my multi language skills are incredibly bad, I agree. Like how one of those "translations" says "eat me".

 

wtf, Harwood?

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Does anyone still have the 100th issue of the GTAForums newsletter? If yes please forward both parts to me.

Man I miss that newsletter

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How do you embed videos on GTAF?

Just copy/paste the YouTube link into your post thusly.

 

It automatically embeds it. I think it also works on vimeo links and perhaps a few other services.

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Any way to easily learn a language or two? I plan on traveling a little when I'm older and have no idea how to speak a couple languages.

For those who must know, it's Spanish and Japanese.

 

Ima gonna teach a couple of spanish words that are useful:

What a lovely country you have!-Este pais es mas feo que mi madre chupando mi verga

Your country has an interesting culture-me parece quesu pais fue fundado por simios

Where a nice hotel is located?- donde hay un burdel barato?

Where is a gift shop?-me voy a llevar a tu hijo

Where a hospital is located? -necesito drogas

People here are nice-estoy rodeado de tarados

Visting your country was a pleasure-no vuelvo ni drogado

Thank you - comeme

Hello / good day- matate/ me das asco

Goodbye -perdete

Hope i helped,if you got truble learning the language , remember to make emphasis in words, talk loud, treating everyone like special children and repeat words in case they didn't understood

There's something suspicious about those sentences...

And I ain't even using Google Translate... ~_~

They seem fine to me.

 

Those translations are approved by AlexanderS4 :^:

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That video of MC Cameron, lol! Seriously, some people have far too much time on their hands...

 

Anyway, after returning from my occasional visit to Bestgore, does anyone here who frequent the site take the owners seriously as some "wake up call of reality" from the "lies of the media"? Usually I would just chalk up this sort of thing to the foil hat brigade, but some of their claims seem like they may actually be plausible.

bash the fash m8s 

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How do you embed videos on GTAF?

 

Just copy/paste the YouTube link into your post thusly.

 

It automatically embeds it. I think it also works on vimeo links and perhaps a few other services.

Education and comedy. Didn't know they mixed.

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That video of MC Cameron, lol! Seriously, some people have far too much time on their hands...

 

Anyway, after returning from my occasional visit to Bestgore, does anyone here who frequent the site take the owners seriously as some "wake up call of reality" from the "lies of the media"? Usually I would just chalk up this sort of thing to the foil hat brigade, but some of their claims seem like they may actually be plausible.

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- only working like two shifts a week now, do you think I should take that as a hint? That I'm expendable?( I mean I don't really need this job per se, but I don't wanna tell my next employer I was let go from two different jobs either)

 

- do some people not celebrate Thanksgiving in November?

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- do some people not celebrate Thanksgiving in November?

The Harvest Thanksgiving Festival, Erntedankfest, is an early October, German Christian festival.

West Indian island of Grenada, there is a national holiday known as Thanksgiving Day which is celebrated on October 25.

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- do some people not celebrate Thanksgiving in November?

Thanksgiving is a US holiday so pretty much the rest of the world don't do it.

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Its some sort of lizard, i had those appear near gardens, plants, porches..etc they're fast as hell. dont know the exact name though.

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Can anyone tell me what kind of beast this is? It was in my backyard

 

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I hate to be the one to break the news to you like this, but it would appear your neighborhood is infested by the Illermernerti

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You get a lot of them of them in Spain when I go for my holidays. Amazing creatures they're!

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Can anyone tell me what kind of beast this is? It was in my backyard

 

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Oh no! Its Godzilla

oh wait...

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Should I change my name to WrathGun?

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Should I change my name to WrathGun?

Yes, your username is like a vissible fart, just change it for christ sake or at least separate all the words.
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What about FunRaft?

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Here are some new usernames

-Outside agitator

-Wankshaft68

-Seymour P.P inshurmouth

-Chronic Headache

-Sticky hands

-Nuke All Hippies

-Edgy Commie

-Rated R Forumer

-Zappo

-Fugu

Choose other name , your current one annoys me even though i really like you.

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Is it just the spacing, or the violent undertones?

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Is it just the spacing, or the violent undertones?

The spacing and the fact you start serious threads with that awful username, the first time i saw you i thought you were a troll judging by your name
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None of those, but I like 'em :^:

Did it sound older, newer? Slower, faster? More or less of another genre?

 

 

I was looking for the song on Spotify, and I found a song that was a bit similar

 

-snip-

 

But it was a faster

 

I really hoped it'd be something I recognized but I don't at all, sorry.

 

 

Heh, sorry, now that I found the song I have realized that it isn't very similar to the one I posted here two days ago.

 

Here is the song I was looking for:

 

 

 

Anyway, after returning from my occasional visit to Bestgore, does anyone here who frequent the site take the owners seriously as some "wake up call of reality" from the "lies of the media"? Usually I would just chalk up this sort of thing to the foil hat brigade, but some of their claims seem like they may actually be plausible.

 

I like the website, however I wouldn't call it "lies of the media", not everyone are able to see that stuff. They shouldn't be criticising the media for censoring that sh*t; but I like that there are places on the internet like this where people that are able to handle it can watch the sick stuff that happens around in the world.

 

I'm not sure if the "lies of the media"-part is their honest opinion, or just an excuse to post gore.

 

but I refuse to believe anyone who claims that they are browing the site just because it's "educational".

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